THE CONTROVERSY OF KYLIE

 Due to the much controversy over Kylie in the game thus far, I've decided to interview her to get the truth about her, and the rumors constantly floating around. Here is an interview I recently had with her.

Cory: Kylie, there is much talk about you being the "town whore". Is there any truth to these rumors?

Kylie: No, none at all. Town flirt, maybe. Town whore? Absolutely not!

Cory: Why do you think these rumors have surfaced?

 Kylie: I have no idea who started them, but they started just this past weekend. I think it may have something to do with my therapy sessions with Tiger. I admit giving him sex therapy, I really think it is a stress reliever, and makes people feel better. 

 Cory: What exactly goes on in the Leather Couch?

 Kylie: The Leather Couch is just like my office. It is a *couch* so that people can feel comfortable talking to me about their problems. Minor problems are discussed on the board, but DEEP, TRAUMATIC problems are dealt with in the back, where the patient can have privacy, and sex.

 Cory: Have you ever given any of your clients sex to make them feel better?

Kylie: YES! I do give sex therapy, it's a proven way to solve problems, and it's almost a side job for me, it's brought me ALOT of money.

 Cory: Alright, well, if you're not the skank of Eden Falls, who do you think is?

 Kylie: Definitely Ben Scorpian. He is marrying EVERYONE.

 Cory: Ben Scorpian, another one of your fiances... Tell me Kylie, who are you marrying?

 Kylie: Really, I only have one true fiancee. It's not my fault others want a piece of me. ;-) I am marrying *drumroll please*  the Deputy Mayor Kevin!!

 Cory: Are you truly in love? Or just marrying him for his power?

 Kylie: Power? Ehh, I don't think he has THAT much. I love Kevin and accepted his proposal. Note though, that I receive no inside information. Kevin just understands me more than anyone else, and he realizes that I like to have sex alot, with EVERYONE, so he lets me cheat on him.

 Cory: Thank you for your time Kylie, hopefully this interview sets everything straight on your true character. Any final words?

Kylie: I'd just like to stress the fact that I'm not skanky in the slightest, I'm just a free spirit looking for a good time.

by Cory Lishus