EATING OUT IN STYLE

 Ahh, Its Eden Falls' favorite Critic. Mr. Derrick Hmm a.k.a. BetrayedTittyKitty. This week I will be testing some local restaurants and grade them, so you know what to expect. The restaurants going up this week are Pizzerotico and Le Restaurante Mejicano Feliz "The Happy Mexican Restaurant".

 First we will start with Pizzerotico. Service is speedy and courteous. Don’t complain to the waitress here, however or expect to get booted. They have complaint cards for a reason. Food is good, although not always at the right temperature. Luke warm breadsticks and chilled red wine are examples. To avoid this, specify clearly what you want to Ms. Lauren. The pizza is magnificent however. A nice tidy restaurant to go to when you want a fine meal within 30 minutes. The one pull back this restaurant has is the lack of desserts. Now for my ratings:

Appetizers: 7.0
Drinks: 8.5
Main Course: 9.7
Desserts: N/A
Sanitation: 10.0
Courtesy: 9.3
Overall: 8.8

My Grade: B+ (Expect it to be good, but don’t expect it to be better)

Not to shabby for a pizza place.


Lets move onto Le Restaurante Mejicano Feliz. Once you enter this restaurant you feel the warm delightful spirits dance around you in ecstasy. You are seated promptly on some not so soft seats and appetizer and drink orders are taken. The lone waiter is kind enough. The chips and salsa served are marvellous, along with quesadillas. The dim lights add a romantic touch which makes you feel uneasy in this anticipating place. My conclusion: Don’t expect to feel secure, but don’t get laid-back. The burritos are wonderful as are the drinks. Now for my ratings:

Appetizers: 9.6
Drinks: 9.8
Main Course: 8.5
Desserts: N/A
Sanitation: 8.2
Courtesy: 9.5
Overall: 9.1

My Grade: A- (Not too shabby, expect kind service and a warm atmosphere)

Next week I will rate some movies from Caleb’s Drive-In and more Geheimnisvolles' Tavern!

~Derrick~