I know exactly what everyone will think as soon as they finish reading this article, and I am expecting a backlash of some sort. People will deny it, I know.  However, the facts I see are just too strong too deny, and my gut feeling tells me that it must be true. There is no way anybody could possible disagree after I present all the evidence to them, showing the truth about the city of "Eden Falls".

Every whisper I hear made by my fellow townspeople makes me more certain of it as a fact. Little hints left behind in people's postings in the town. Sometimes I can't help but notice a code here and there. My fellow townspeople only post their messages in codes when they are discussing something crucial that must be kept secret. You probably are thinking, “Who do they want to keep it a secret from?” They want to keep it secret from me. But it will not be a secret any longer as soon as this gets published in the newspaper, hopefully. That will happen, unless the newspaper editor is with them. I don’t think I can
trust anyone in this town, but what else can I do besides sending in this article, and praying that it gets published, so that the truth about the majority of the population of Eden Falls becomes common knowledge!

They think they can fool me, all of them! But I know better than that. I am already one step ahead of the game, and I'm ready to take them all on. I'll fight to the death as an army of one, as nothing will stop me from trying my hardest to let the truth be told.

The truth about the majority of the population of Eden Falls is quite simple:



THEY ARE ALL DOGS!!!

Go ahead: laugh at me, make fun of me, think I'm an obsessive fool. Just try to dissuade me from what I KNOW is the truth! Every single townsperson in this town, except me, is a dog. They've all joined together, united, to try and knock me down. But I will NOT take it! I WILL and revolt against the movement, risking my life in battle against all 54 dogs! (or perhaps even more, I hear the dogs might soon get some more recruits!)

What evidence do I have to present this? Just over-analyze anything a townsperson says, and you will see how clear it is that every single one of them is working to try and destroy ME! For example, here is a post taken off the bulletin board outside Jamba Juice, made by "Veritas", a clear alias to hide his true identity of "Andrew N":

"where is Leo when you need him? ;\"

Now, to understand the hidden message, you have to understand there are two parts to discovering the secret message: The literal meaning and the hidden meaning.

The literal meaning is quite simple in this case. "Veritas", or Andrew, is asking "Where is Leo?". However, since he is quite clearly a dog, you have to think about it in a dog mindset. Really, what this post is meant for, is to not ask the question, "Where is Leo", but on the contrary, to give the answer, "Leo is where!"

The hidden message sometimes takes a while to find, but it is ALWAYS there! As you may notice, the eighth letter of the message is capitalized for some odd and unknown reason. This reason is to help state where Leo is! Obviously, "Veritas" wants to signal all the dogs, and yet not me, that the L is of importance. Since its the eighth letter, you must take every eighth letter in the post, and put it together to form a word. After doing so, you get this word:

Lom.

What exactly is this “Lom”? Is “Lom” where Leo is? And what importance does it have on the dogs that Leo is in “Lom”? Is it a part of a strategy to try and trap me, taking me captive, and then brainwash me into becoming a dog? If so, they will not succeed! Because wherever Lom is, I promise to avoid it, and if possible, try my hardest to get rid of it! 

One thing still slightly confuses me, however, is the meaning or significance of the odd character at the end of the sentence: ";\". It is designed in such a way to convey both a wink of secrecy, and a sorrowful expression with the slanted line. My best guess is that it is there to set the tone of the message, but I am not exactly sure. Is it there to say that Leo being in Lom is a bad thing, but to keep it a secret? If so, the secret is out!

Beware of Cat, dogs! All 54 of you better watch out! I am forming a revolt against you. It may take a long amount of time, but I will succeed! Don't ever underestimate the power of DEVON “CAT” SPASMS! I will be in the game, trying my hardest to get all 54 of you out! You do not fool me or scare me! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!

If you see any other indications as to who inside or outside of the game could possibly be a dog, please email me at [email protected]. Hopefully, together, we'll be able to stop these dogs from taking over the entire town of Eden Falls...before it's too late...

Devon "CAT" Spasms, paranoid reporter