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boston girls are pretty, new york girls are smart, but it really takes a georgia girl to win a fella's heart. florida girls are tan, and chi-town girls got flow, but when you want the best-looking girls, georgia's where you gotta go. california girls are wild, texas girls are fun, but a georgia girl's a georgia girl, come on - they're number one. girls will just be girls, north, south, east and west, but you know a georgia girl always rates the best. to any guy who reads this and truly wants to know: if you love a georgia girl, never let her go!
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i don't know how many people this semester have asked, "so, whitney, how's the major change going for you." sadly, my response is this - "the classes don't suck as much, and i hate life less." *sigh*

friends are funny things. i think i still don't have them figured out. it's a work in progress.
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things happening at tech
cinco's homecoming!
random evenings... :-p - NEW!
christmas - NEW!
orange bowl - SOON!
baby koonce :-D - NEW!
food for thought
to the optimist, the glass is half full. to the pessimist, the glass is half empty. to the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

music is the medium of the human soul in its most ecstatic condition of wonder and terror.

rhythm and melody are the barbarous expression of the soul.

rock gives children, on a silver platter, with all the public authority of entertainment industry, everything their parents alyways used to tell them they had to wait for until they grew up and would understand later.
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things that are funny
[07.04.2005] yay alpha gam for kickin' ass at greek week! y'all rock my world! and yay for way fun videos of arm wrestling from last night... :-)
[06.04.2005] so i bought these new jeans over spring break ... they're great, i heart them. i just realized they have a hole in the ass. not like on the pocket or anything, it's just kinda random. i am not happy. :-( ... maybe that's why they were on sale...
[10.02.2005] happy birthday corrie!!! yay for 21!!! ...and yay for ole miss! :-p
[09.02.2005] happy birthday sarah!!! sorry i woke you up...i heart you!
[13.01.2005] happy birthday melody! ...no more lunch bombshells. not allowed. save 'em for when we're drinking or something. wait, not drinking, that's too important. also. we had a bug. IM me and i'll send you the video. it dances.
[19.11.2004] so way for me to overdraw my checking account this month...twice...*sigh*
[16.11.2004] so weird thing - i don't remember anything that happened this morning between 2 AM and 11 30 AM...kelly filled me in, but i still have no clue. weird? um...yes.
[11.11.2004] happy birthday becca! 18!!!
[10.11.2004] it's official - i'm a civil engineering major! adios, studio! :-D
[06.11.2004] happy birthday viola! 18!!!
initiation today! yay for officially sisters!!!
[01.11.2004] ten days until becca's birthday! got an appointment with my advisor! did you know that if you light a gum wrapper on fire nothing happens to the foil side? only the paper side burns! lesson for the day.
[21.10.2004] happy birthday greg! and on a less happy note, it's five in the morning, i haven't gone to bed yet, and i still have an ass ton of studio homework. not that i couldn't have done it this weekend...but i didn't. so now i have to. and it sucks. *sigh*
[20.10.2004] there are officially not enough hours in the day. jared and i decided. also. being sick sucks. a lot. you shouldn't do it.
[19.10.2004] so i was like...six minutes over on my cell phone...before my "month" was over, it was like...twenty three. whoops.
[14.10.2004] *gasp* i'm over my cell phone minutes!!! o no! so. until...friday at seven, don't call unless you're on a sprint phone or it's after seven p.m. thanks!
[11.10.2004] there's a hole in my jeans! and i don't know where it came from! *tear*
[01.10.2004] breaking news! whitney is a conformist! (xanga)
the ten commandments
blackout like you mean it
ode to collegiate alcoholism
you know you're a drunk when...
angle grinder man!
llama?
are you bored?
things that get said...(updated 18.11) ...kelly and i haven't said anything funny lately...
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list of whitney's stuff that's disappeared
since moving in at tech
1. my glasses (yikes!) still have the case...just no glasses...hmmm....
2. three of my rings. dang, that's a lotta money. hope those show up sometime soon...
3. my sanity
4. my sexy jeans
5. my laundry jeans
6. my self confidence
7. my cell phone in the "shitter" (thanks, chris)
list of whitney's stuff that's reappeared
since having lost it
1. one of my three rings. the second most expensive - YAY!
the hole in my jeans. tragic, isn't it?
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