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| The Top Ten: Films 1) It�s a Wonderful Life 2) Star Wars 3) Jaws 4) Raiders of the Lost Ark 5) Rear Window 6) One Flew Over the Cuckoo�s Nest 7) Dr. Strangelove 8) Wizard of Oz 9) Apocalypse Now 10) Singin� In the Rain |
| The Nominated Films included ... Alien A Fish Called Wanda Aliens Amadeus American Beauty American Werewolf in London Anatomy of a Murder Apocalypse Now Batman-The Movie Being John Malkovich Blade Runner Blazing Saddles Brazil Breaker Morant Brian�s Song Broadway Danny Rose Brother, Where Art Thou Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Caddie Shack Casablanca Clockwork Orange Courier, The Dead Man Walking Deep Throat Deer Hunter Diamonds are Forever Die Hard Dr. Strangelove Eraserhead Evil Dead 2 Exorcist, The Failsafe Fisher King Five Easy Pieces Four Feathers, The Gallipoli Godfather I and II (I count these as one entry - fuck you) Goldfinger Goodfellas Harold and Maude High Fidelity High Noon Hoop Dreams Ice Castles Inner Space It�s a Wonderful Life Jaws Last Waltz, The Lawrence of Arabia Live and Let Die Manchurian Candidate Monty Python and the Holy Grail North By Northwest Notorious Officer and a Gentleman, An Omen, The On Golden Pond One Flew Over the Cuckoo�s Nest Ordinary People Philadelphia Story Prescilla, Queen of the Desert Pretty Women Pulp Fiction Raiders of the Lost Ark Rear Window Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Schindler�s List Sense and Sensibility Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, The Singin� In the Rain Sleeper Star Wars Sting, The Stripes Terminator Terminator 2 This is Spinal Tap True Lies Usual Suspects, The Wait Until Dark What�s Up Doc When Harry Met Sally Wizard of Oz Young Frankenstein |
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| More Top Tens on the Way Coming soon ... Hot Stars [or TV and movie stars we'd like to, um, spend more time with] |
| Ned's Top 209 1) Sperms of Endearment 2) Saving Ryan's Privates 3) Romancing The Bone 4) For Your Thighs Only 5) Three Men And A Barbie 6) Passenger 69 7) On Golden Blonde (***For Dougie) 8) Intercourse With The Vampire 9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus 10) Forrest Hump 11) Jurassic Pork 12) Pocahotass 13) Sleeping Booty 14) The Loin King 15) The Sperminator 16) Cum And Cummer 17) Presumed Impotent 18) A Clear And Present Stranger 19) White Men Can't Hump 20) You've Got Male 21) I'll Do Anyone 22) Crocodile Done Me 23) Snatch Adams 24) Edward Penishands 25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed 26) What About Boob? 27) Schindler's Fist 28) Beverly Hills Copulator 29) Poonies 30) Johnny Pneumatic 31) The Joy Suck Club 32) Cunt Hardly Wait 33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off 34) Nutting Hill 35) The Thirteenth Whore 36) Inspect Her Gadget 37) Free My Willy 38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer 39) Die Hard-on 40) A Few Hard Men 41) The Shawwank Redemption 42) Wet Dreams May Cum 43) Blast In The Ass 44) Wild Wild Breasts 45) Big Trouble In Little �Gina 46) 2000 Legs Under Me 47) Humped Back at Notre Dame 48) 101 Fornications 49) Robin�s Wood 50) Batman in Robin 51) Look Who�s Sucking 52) Forever Hung 53) Breakfast On Tiffany 54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star 55) When Hairy Fucked Sally 56) Libido Man 57) My Big Lebowski 58) Sleeping With Seattle 59) Varsity Blows 60) The Boobs Brothers 61) The Firmest 62) The Hunt for Pink Cuntober 63) Riding Miss Daisy 64) City Lickers 65) Cock Air 66) Ed's Wood 67) Desperate Pleasures 68) On Deadly Mound 69) Legs Wide Shut 70) Interview With A Vibrator 71) Star Whores 72) The Three Fuckateers 73) American Booty 74) Bringing Out The Head 75) Seven Dicks Into Beth 76) Field Of Wet Dreams 77) End Of Gays 78) Good Will Humping 79) The Meattricks 80) Happy Getsmore 81) Pants/Off 82) The Cock 83) Full Latex Jacket 84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind 85) Man On The Poon 86) Robocock 87) Major Leg 88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom 89) Vampire in Brook Lyn 90) ET the Extra Testicle 91) Cliff's Hanger 92) Over the Twat 93) Runway Bride 94) My Best Friends Wetting 95) Whores Whisperer 96) Legends of the Ball 97) Young Buns 98) Tango and Snatch 99) Dirty Lancing 100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit 101) Pokememon 102) Jacob the Licker 103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me 104) Summer of Slam 105) Doing John Malkovich 106) Wee Willy 107) The Mighty Fucks 108) The Hairy Bitch Project 109) American Bi 110) A Jug's Life 111) The Bare Clit Project 112) The Mask of Porno 113) Waiting to Climax 114) Mickey White Eyes 115) Deep Blue Balls 116) Urban Lesbian 117) Face Jam 118) The Bone Erector 119) Reaming Out The Dead 120) Bonfire of the Panties 121) The Bone Ranger 122) Glad-He-Ate-Her 123) Planet of the Gapes 124) Jumpin' Jack's Ass 125) The Cocks and the Mound 126) 28 Lays 127) Prostitute Games 128) Judge Head 129) The Whore is Not Enough 130) Caddysnatch 131) Orifice Space 132) The Brady Munch 133) Scat People 134) The Perfect Porn 135) Pump Fiction 136) Gang Bang Related 137) Jackie Brown Eye 138) XXX-Men 139) Position: Impossible 140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride 141) Regarding Heinie 142) Silence of the Loins 143) Dante Peaks 144) Play it to the Boner 145) The Bone Molester 146) Natural Born Jigglers 147) Mouth Party 148) The Flintbones 149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer 150) Pornocchio 151) Porn on the 4th of July 152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut 153) Lubrication Man 154) Dangerous Binds 155) Swallow Man 156) Throbbin' Hood 157) Rambone 158) A Rear And Pleasant 159) A Clockwork Orgy 160) Splendor in the Ass 161) Ass Wide Shut 162) Mr. Holland's Anus 163) Tits A Wonderful Life 164) Buttman Forever 165) My Bare Lady 166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 167) The Bootie Guard 168) Creamer vs. Creamer 169) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy 170) There's Something In and Out of Mary 171) Bare Ass in The Park 172) Bright Lights, Big Titties 173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory 174) Das Butt 175) Diddle-Her on the Roof 176) Saturday Night Fever Blister 177) Sorest Rump 178) Ordinary Peepholes 179) Dirty and Hairy 180) The Man Who Blew Too Much 181) What Lies Beneath Me 182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys 183) Three Days Of The Condom 184) For Your Ass Only 185) The Anus Family 186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone 187) Single White She-male 188) Tales of the Backside 189) Top Buns 190) Waiting to XXX Hale 191) Men in Back 192) The Inside-her 193) Ball Street 194) Spray it Forward 195) My Best Friends Wetting 196) ET the Extra Testicle 197) The Legend in Bagger's Pants 198) Great Sexpectations 199) Six Degrees of Penetration 200) A Cockwork Orange 201) Ben-In-Her 202) The Truman Blow 203) Get Harder 204) Fucked In 60 Seconds 205) Jules In Her Nile 206) Pulp Friction 207) The Mod Squat 208) The Negrosheateher 209) Lace Cowboys |
| The Top Ten: Albums (our collective favorites, as determined by our voting and Paul's arcane, made-up formula for weighting our votes and coming up with a list) 1) Rolling Stones Exile on Main Street 2) Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers 3) Who Quadrophenia 4) Hendrix, Jimi Are You Experienced? 5) Who Tommy 6) Lynyrd Skynyrd Street Survivors 7) Derek and the Dominos Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs 8) Lang, K.D. and the Reclines Absolute Torch and Twang 9 and 10) TIE - The Cars The Cars and The Pretenders The Pretenders Other Nominated Albums ... Morrison, Van It�s Too Late Too Stop Now Parsons, Gram Grievous Angel Sinatra, Frank The Very Good Years, Vol. I Taylor, James JT Dire Straits Making Movies Fagan, Donald Night Fly Pink Floyd The Wall Band, The Best of the Band Charles, Ray Greatest Hits - ABC-Paramount #415, 1962) Costello, Elvis King of America Lovett, Lyle Lyle Lovett and his Large Band Palmer, Robert Sneaking Sally Through the Alley Rolling Stones Beggar�s Banquet Rolling Stones Some Girls Costello, Elvis & The Attractions My Aim is True Fleetwood Mac Rumours Prince and the Revolution Purple Rain Raiit, Bonnie Sweet Forgiveness Shocked, Michelle Short Sharp Shocked Wonder, Stevie Innervisions Andre, Maurice Italian Baroque Trumpet Concertos Beatles Rubber Soul Commitments, The The Commitments Santana Inner Secrets Uncle Tupelo No Depression Cray Band, Robert Strong Pursueder Graham Parker & Rumour Squeezing Out Sparks Mann, Aimee I'm With Stupid Morrison, Van Tupelo Honey Beatles Blue Album Creedence Clearwater Revival Chronicle Mann, Aimee Whatever Queen Queen II Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols Vaughan, Stevie Ray Couldn't Stand the Weather Who Live at Leads Clapton, Eric 461 Ocean Boulevard King, B.B. Live From The Cook County Jail Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Will the Circle Be Unbroken Petty, Tom & The Heartbreakers Damn The Torpedoes Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here Pousette-Dart Band Pousette-Dart Band (?) Yes Fragile Bowie, David Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars Carpenters Love Songs Cars, The The Cars Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds Steely Dan Aja Walker, Jerry Jeff Best of Jerry Jeff Walker Zappa, Frank One Size Fits All Beatles Abbey Road Bennett, Tony Unplugged Brown, Clarence Gatemouth Standin� My Ground Los Lobos Kiko Morrison, Van Moondance Simon, Paul Graceland Townshend PsychoDerelict (Music Only) Cars, The The Cars Pretenders, The The Pretenders Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Morrison, Van Tupelo Honey Beatles Rubber Soul Boston Boston Costello, Elvis Imperial Bedroom Costello, Elvis & The Attractions This Year's Model Dire Straits Dire Straits Kravitz, Lenny Mama Said Lovett, Lyle Pontiac Neville Brothers Yellow Moon Petty, Tom Damn the Torpedoes Petty, Tom Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet Rolling Stones Hot Rocks Springsteen, Bruce & The E Street Band Born To Run Townshend, Pete Empty Glass Who Quadrophenia Who Who�s Next Academy of St. Martin-in-the-Field Brandenburg Concertos Aerosmith Rocks Armatrading, Joan The Shouting Stage B 52's Cosmic Thing Ball, Marcia Let Me Play With Your Poodle Beatles Abbey Road Beatles Magical Mystery Tour Beatles White Album Beatles Revolver Bennett, Tony Forty Years: The Artistry of Tony Bennett Big Head Todd and the Monsters Big Head Todd and the Monsters Bowie, David Changes One Bowie, David The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars Brubeck Quartet, The Dave Time Out Byrds, The Sweetheart of the Rodeo Cake Fashion Nugget Cale, JJ Troubadour Clapton, Eric 24 Nights Clarke, Stanley School Days Clash, The London Calling Colvin, Shawn Fat City Cooper, Alice Billion Dollar Babies Costello, Elvis My Aim Is True Costello, Elvis Live at the El Mocambo, Montreal, 1978. Creedence Clearwater Revival Chronicle Vol. II Crenshaw, Marshall Marshall Crenshaw (the one with Cynical Girl) Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young D�j� Vu Crow, Sheryl Tuesday Night Music Club Crow, Sheryl Sheryl Crow Davis, Miles Kind of Blue Dire Straits Making Movies Doors The The Doors Dylan, Bob Desire Eagles Hotel California Eagles One of these Nights Earth, Wind & Fire Greatest Hits Emerson Lake & Palmer Emerson Lake & Palmer Fine Young Canibals Fine Young Canibals Fleetwood Mac Bare Trees Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac (the one with Rhiannon, etc.) Fleetwood Mac Tusk Fulks, Robbie South Mouth Gabriel, Peter So Grateful Dead American Beauty Greatful Dead Shakedown Street Hendrix, Jimi Are You Experienced Jackson, Joe Look Sharp Jackson, Michael Thriller Joel, Billy Piano Man John, Elton Elton John John, Elton Goodbye Yellow Brick Road John, Elton Tumbleweed Connection Keb' Mo' The Door Keene, Robert Earl West Textures King, Albert Let�s Have a Natural Ball Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin 4 Lennox, Annie Diva Love and Rockets Seventh Dream of Teenage Heaven Mann, Aimee I�m with Stupid Mann, Aimee Bachelor No. 2 Marley, Bob & The Wailers Legend Mason, Dave Let it Flow Mavericks, The What a Crying Shame McLachlan, Sarah Surfacing Michael, George Faith Mighty Mighty Bosstones Let's Face It Miller Band, Steve Fly Like an Eagle Mitchell, Joni Court and Spark Money, Eddie Eddie Money Morrison, Van A Period of Transition Morrison, Van His Band & the Street Choir Morrison, Van Moondance Morrison, Van St. Dominic�s Preview Morrison, Van Wavelength Mowtown's Greatest Hits Various Artists Nelson, Willie Stardust Neville Brothers Fiyo on the Bayou Nicks, Stevie Bella Donna Nirvana Nevermind NRBQ At Yankee Stadium Ozark Mountain Daredevils It�ll Shine When it Shines Palmer, Robert Sneakin� Sally through the Alley Petty, Tom Hard Promises Petty, Tom and the Heartbreakers Long After Dark Pink Floyd Animals Police, The Outlandos D'Amour Presley, Elvis The Sun Sessions Pretenders Last of the Independents Queen Sheer heart Attack Queen Night at the Opera Raitt, Bonnie The Luck of the Draw Raitt, Bonnie Sweet Forgiveness Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magic REM Green Replacements Let it Be Robertson, Robbie his first solo LP Rolling Stones Let it Bleed Rolling Stones Get Yer Ya-Yas Out Roxy Music Avalon Rundgren, Todd A Wizard a True Star Rundgren, Todd Something/Anything Sade Stronger than Pride Santana Abraxas Santana Marathon Santana Moonflower Seal Seal Seger, Bob Night Moves Seltzer Orchestra, Brian Dirty Boogie Shepherd, Kenny Wayne Live On Simon, Carly The Best of Carly Simon Sly & The Family Stone Greatest Hits Smithereens 11 Son Volt Trace Spirit Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus Stevens, Cat Tea for the Tillerman Styx Grand Illusion Subdudes, The Primitive Streak Sumlin, Hubert (featuring James Cotton) Heart & Soul Talking Heads Stop Making Sense Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues Taylor, James In The Pocket Three Dog Night Harmony Three Dog Night Naturally Three Dog Night Seven Separate Fools Traffic John Barleycorn Traffic Low Spark of High Heeled Boys Travelling Wilbury's Volume 1 Tull, Jethro Aqualung U2 Achtung Baby U2 War Van Halen Van Halen Vandross, Luther The Best of Luther Vandross Vaughan, Stevie Ray Soul to Soul Vaughan, Stevie Ray Sky is Crying Waits, Tom Heart of Saturday Night Who Sell Out Williams, Lucinda Car Wheels on Gravel Road Winter Group, Edgar They Only Come Out at Night X Los Angeles XTC Skylarking Yes Yes Album Young Fresh Fellows The Men Who Loved Music Zappa, Frank Absolutely Free Zappa, Frank Filmore '71 Zappa, Frank Hot Rats Zappa, Frank Over-nite Sensation Zappa, Frank We're Only In It For The Money Zevon, Warren Warren Zevon, Excitable Boy |
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