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©Edward Thomas2004 |
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Fun And Games |
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This Issue: Lecturer Jigsaws The faces of several lecturers have been jumbled up. Either guess who they are, or cut them out and put them together primary school style.
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A couple of thieves wearing ski masks robbed a small town pharmacy. Fortunately,
there were no injuries and all they succeeded in getting away with was the
pharmacy's supply of Viagra. |
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A doctor is to give a speech at the local GMC dinner. He jots down notes for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can't read his notes. So he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?" |
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Laugh a minute Think you can do better? Email your jokes to [email protected] |
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Quotes– When asked if students ever say stupid things, these are some of the replies from lecturers;
I can’t focus my cells (when the microscope wasn't even switched on!) How do I count the white blobs? Is the agar that jelly stuff? And my all time favourite: It hurts when I put my fingers in the flame!! |
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A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flies open and the coffin falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin ?" |