The lights slowly dim and while the illumination drops...the crowd's anticipation rises. Then Kid Rock's "Cocky" starts to play and the packed arena give off a HUGE mixed reaction for the ECWF President Michael Stone. He ambles out on a single crutch and dressed in a pair of loose-fitting cargos and polo shirt. He holds a microphone in his freehand and wears a grin on his face. Michael glances over his shoulder and Alyssa-Marie walks out behind him carrying a briefcase in her hand. Together they stroll down the ramp. Alyssa holds the ropes open for Michael to enter the ring. It is a kind gesture toward his current physical condition. He enters the ring and Alyssa follows. Stopping at the center of the ring, his theme fades and Michael raises the microphone up. The crowd slowly dies down as he speaks. "Ladies and gentlemen. Tonight will be a most brutal one. I don't believe I have to warn any of you about what you will see come our main event. The U.S., Extreme, and World titles will be contested tonight. Our sacred singles championships will be heatedly fought and bled over and all for you entertainment." The crowd cheers as they know they are in for one hell of an evening. Michael nods and continues. "Now I didn't come out here to point out the obvious to you. Instead I came out here to present an original idea. That being a match, one none of you will see if you look at the printed card for tonight's event. Then again...it isn't as much as 'match' as it is an event. In this 'event' I have planned for tonight, two superstars will walk out of this arena with these..." Michael points to the briefcase Alyssa holds. She then opens it pulls out the ECWF TAG TEAM title belts. The shined-up gold glimmers in the light, making both belts sparkle. Alyssa sets the briefcase down and holds one title in her hands, then gives the other belt to Michael who places it over his shoulder while he speaks. "For too long have these titles been vacant. The ECWF has lacked a true tag team division for many years. That will all change tonight. I have selected superstars from ECWF's roster. These selected superstars did not know they were to be included in this "event". The superstars found out earlier this evening as they received an envelope. In this envelope was an open invitation to join the fray which I affectionately call Tag Team Turmoil." Michael adjusts the belt on his shoulder before continuing. "This is very similar to a game we've all played in our youth. I'm sure you are familiar with the childhood pastime of "Smear the Queer"?" The crowd reactions with a cheer. Michael smirks and goes on to explain. "Great. Then this should be interesting to you all because instead of a football...I am using the ECWF Tag Team titles. The rules are simple...there are none. Anyone can attempt to take the Tag titles from the current holders. The only thing is, the belts can only change hands on a three-count. NO submissions allowed! Oh, and another thing...you must stay in the building. If you try to leave with the tag titles? You're FIRED!" He shouts into the microphone. The crowd applaud this idea. "The game will end right before the Main event. Whoever is holding the tag belts at the end of that time...is our new tag team champions. Now don't think that you have to pin the holders of the belts as a team. And to the holders...you don't necessarily have to work as a team either. Of course I wouldn't suggest that course of action. It's any man's game and with the superstars I have invited, I think you'll enjoy the contest. So without any further a due, allow me to introduce the first holders." "Because I Got High" by Afroman plays and the crowd goes wild as none other than Jay and Silent Bob walk out on stage. Jay is dressed in a pair of baggy jeans and a white wife beater with the image of the "Buddy Christ" printed on it. On his head is the ever-present black beanie. He snares in his own way and looks over the crowd with a nod. Silent Bob is dressed in his Airwalk shoes and ever-present trench coat. A baseball cap rests backwards on his head. With a nonchalant expression, Bob simply lights a cigarette while the crowd roars. They stand atop the stage a moment, taking in the ovation, before heading down to the ring. Jay and Silent Bob climb into the ring and walk up to Michael and Alyssa. Jay rips the title belt out of Alyssa's hand before placing a slobbering kiss on her cheek. She groans disgustedly and backs off wiping her cheek. Michael hands Bob the title off his shoulder and then speaks. "Jay, Silent Bob...congrats. You are the Tag Team champions as of this moment. However, it won't be made official unless you can survive as the title holders until the time clock runs out. Remember it runs out shortly after the Extreme championship match. Survive with those belts until the buzzer sounds and you will officially be the tag team champions. That goes for any new holders as well. Now..." Jay suddenly snatches the microphone. "Yeah yeah yeah, we get it Stone. Bob and I are ready to defend these bitches! So start that clock runnin!" With a shrug and a nod, Michael gestures to the timekeeper. The bell sounds and timer appears at the corner of the titantron screen. He then escorts Alyssa out of the ring. Once they disappear backstage, Jay decides to address the crowd. "Yo, yo, yo! Jay and Bob are in the hiz-HOUSE! All you little ball-munchers who what our titles can go suck off! Bob and I are the KINGS of the tag team division! Right Bob?! ...Bob?! " Jay glances over to see Bob has climbed up to the second turnbuckle. he is showing off the title belt with a wide grin on his face. "Get down from there fatass! You don't belong up on the turnbuckles! I'm the high-flying daredevil of this duo bitch! You just use your heaviness to pin the bastards after I drop them with some cool moves, nooch." With a shrug of his shoulders, Bob carefully climbs down. He then joins Jay in the middle of the ring. "As I was saying...come and get us bitches! If you think you have what it takes to defeat the greatest team in the ECWF! Come and fall at the awesome site of the bitch-tits of [points to Bob] this man!" Bob looks hurt for a moment and looks down at his chest. He lifts his head and then shrugs. "I DARE any of you to try and take what is rightfully OURS! Bring it on and I'll bitch-slap you all like a ten cent hoe! Snoochie-boochies!" He tosses the microphone over his shoulder and it hits the mat with a soft 'thump'. Jay and Bob then make their way out of the ring while "Because I Got High." plays over the P.A. They soon disappear behind the curtain. It's going to be one wild night and the crowd buzzes in anticipation for the first match to start... Match 1 Handicap Match Madison Jayde vs Audrey Vincent Cold, by Breaking Benjamin" blars over the pa system, and the crowd fills the arena with mixed emotions with boos and cheers, as Madison appears on the ramp, she looks around the arena, and flips her hair back then she continues to make her way down to the ring. she kicks off into a running start and slides into the ring she stands in the center, flips her hair again. Now turning back to the entrance ramp as she hears the music of her opponent Audrey Vincent hit the PA system suddenly. "Powertrip" by Monster Magnet blasts as bright strobe lights flash around the stage. Then after a few seconds out steps Audrey Vincent. She holds her arms out, looking around at the fans through her sunglasses before starting down the rampway. She looks off at the first few rows of fans, looking disgusted as they reach out towards her. She then walks up to the ring, putting her hands on the apron, before jumping up doing a handstand on it and then falling the other way over the ropes on to her feet. Audrey gets up on the ropes in the middle of the ring, holding her arm out once more with a smirk on her face. Turning to Madison Jayde she quickly rushes out of the way as she runs forward to tackle her. Audrey now motioning for the ref to stop her as he holds back Madison who looks as though she is dying to get her hands on the new diva. Audrey begins to mouth off as she insists the referee checks her out for illegal weapons and he proceeds to pat down Madison. Telling Audrey she doesn't have anything on her but she merely takes the opportunity to lou thesz press the other diva to the canvas and pound the back of her head into it as she screams. Audrey now gets rolled over by Madison and receives a few slaps that warrant an all out aggressive roll around as hair is pulled. Sonny Siaki: Neither of these two plan on walking out tonight without a victory, although this catfight isn't going to be getting anyone a three count. Kelly Clarkson: Yeah but it shows this match isn't going to be about technical holds in my view. These two ladies just want to tear each other apart, or at least that's the case with Jayde. Vincent now has Jayde in a headlock as she tries to keep her grounded and cut off the oxygen supply of her opponent. Madison is trying to get up now as she slowly lifts herself onto a knee with the hold still locked in. Audrey tries to tighten it up but she's now seeing Jayde on both feet before she is lifted and slammed to the canvas with a back suplex which breaks the hold. Jayde now getting to her feet first as she grabs Vincent by the hair and smashes her face into the turnbuckle a few times before pulling her back and hitting a huge slap. Audrey is dazed now as we see Jayde run up the corner and go for a whisper in the wind like maneuver which is missed as it appears it was just a case of playing possum on Audrey's part. Jayde now holding her back as she gets up and is met with a dropkick which knocks her into the ropes and when coming back she is caught with a belly to belly suplex. Sonny Siaki: Audrey doesn't want a brawl, I think she knows she couldn't keep up with the brawling ability of Madison. Kelly Clarkson: Pulling off some nice maneuvers however and she better stay on the advantage. Audrey quickly hooks the leg and gets a two count when the shoulder goes up and she slaps the canvas in frustration. She now picks up Maidson by her hair and goes to hit a step up enzigiri which is avoided. As she turns to meet Jayde she is met with a couple of forearms, before she's dropped with a death valley driver and a two count which only receives a two count for her. She now waits in the corner as her opponent gets up and runs to hits a bulldog before she ascends the ropes and hits a moonsault. Madison and Audrey are both laying out on the canvas as a two count is administered and Audrey manages to kick out. Sonny Siaki: I thought she had her right there, but it appears that Audrey still has something left. Kelly Clarkson: Madison won't mind knocking her on her ass a few more times I'm sure. Audrey has gotten up to her feet first and she's now exchanging a few shots with Madison, both women appearing to be a bit exhausted by now. Audrey manages to get the upper hand and she hooks the head of Madison running up the turnbuckle and trying to hit her Bedazzled maneuver but she's shoved off at the last second. Audrey is holding her back as she's in pain on the canvas and we see Madison slowly ascend the turnbuckle corner, she goes for the Death Wish but Audrey has rolled out of the way. Madison is down on the canvas and Audrey has the cover, 1 .... 2 ..... THRE- Sonny Siaki: Audrey nearly picking up the pinfall, she might take this one yet. Audrey has now worked herself up as she once again is to her feet first, she waits for a pained Madison to sit up before she hits a shining wizard that has a loud smack to accompany it. Madison is now down on the canvas as Audrey makes the cover but only gets a very near three count before she screams in frustration. Now lifting her up as she hooks the head and goes for the Bedazzled one more time but gets a back suplex being pulled off as she tries to run up. Madision now waits as she lets the cobwebs sweep away, slowly waiting as Audrey gets to her feet and hits the Jayde Effect. Now going to the top of the turnbuckle she prepares herself and hits the Death Wish this time securing the three count. Audrey's shoulder going up too late while the referee helps Madison up and raises her arm in victory. Match 2 Triple Threat Sean O'haire & Nightmare vs Chris Hall Jim Ross: Our next match up is the special three way dance between Nightmare. Sean O Haire and Chris Hall and Kelly can you describe to our viewers just what exactly we will witness in this match? Kelly Clarkson: Well Jim tonight you will see these three men put it all on the line and only one will walk away leaving a lasting impression on this company. Jim Ross: Already Kelly controversy has been cause in this match when Randy Orton declared himself out.. do we have any word yet on why Orton felt he was bigger than this match?? Kelly Clarkson: None as of yet JR.. Jim Ross: Wait Kelly I am just getting word in my ear that an altercation as broken out backstage. Let�s cut to live feed. Jim Ross is right the camera cuts away from the announce position and focuses on the backstage area where we see that Chris Hall is holding a steel folding chair and is repeatedly bring it down upon the knee of Nightmare. Chris Hall: talk shit about me now!! Look at you your helpless and at my very mercy I suggest that next time you keep your mouth shut but fools like you will always learn the hard way.. Chris Hall gets surrounded by official�s as he brings the chair down once again on the injured knee of Nightmare he isn�t holding back tonight. Chris drops the chair after he is threatened with a suspension, he asks for his music to be played as he makes his way down to the ring. Jim Ross: did you see that Kelly unspeakable actions by Chris Hall why all of a sudden did he feel the need to take out Nightmare before this match has even started. Kelly Clarkson: I guess he�s smart JR he knows that with Nightmare out of the picture that only leaves on man left and that man is Sean O Haire.. Chris music hits the PA system and out comes the man himself he is still carrying the steel folding chair he used moments ago on Nightmare he makes a beesline for the ring and gets inside he demands a microphone.. Chris Hall: One bitch down one more to go so Sean get your ass out here so I can lullaby your ass. Chris grips the chair as Sean O Haire�s music hits Sean charges for the ring and Chris swings it in his direction O� Haire ducks the first swing but the second swing catches him in the midsection. Chris Hall runs off the ropes and kicks O Haire straight in his grill. The referee runs over and grabs the chair away from Hall he tells him if he uses it anymore he will throw this match out and give it too O Haire. Chris Hall stomps away on the back of O Haire he then pulls him and cockslaps him across the face, he uses his weight to push O Haire back into the corner where he hits shoulder tackles to the ribs of O Haire.. trying to wind the monster he whips O Haire into the opposite turnbuckle. Hall then charges and hits a flying knee on O Haire he goes for the pin.. Jim Ross: could this match be over already Kelly?? The referee gets down on his front ready to count the pinfall.. ONE!! TWO!! Kick out by O Haire. Chris Hall infuriated pulls O Haire into a central position he runs off the ropes and hits snap legdrops three in succession he goes for the cover again.. ONE!! TWO!! Again O Haire powers out. Hall picks up O Haire and kicks him in the stomach he lifts O Haire into a gut buster. O Haire holds his midsection while Chris Hall climbs the turnbuckle he waits for O Haire too get to his feet before leaping off and hitting a cross boy block. ONE!! TWO!! Another kick out by O Haire this guy sure is tough.. Hall once again kicks away at O Haire he applies wait to his back while pulling down on his neck.. Jim Ross: Smart move by this excellent young buck who I must add Kelly has a bright future in his business.. Kelly Clarkson: I agree JR.. Chris Hall releases the move he gets to his feet and signals for O Haire to follow suit he runs off the ropes and leaps up on O Haire dropping with a vicious looking DDT.. ONE!! TWO!! Kick out again by O Haire.. Chris Hall has hit him with everything and yet O Haire is still getting to his feet. Hall grabs the officially he gives him a shove before downing O Haire with a low blow. Chris climbs the turnbuckle once again and waits at the top he then leaps off hitting a corkscrew senton press.. he lands straight on O Haire�s face this match must be over now but he is refusing to go for the cover. Jim Ross: is he out of his mind Kelly. Kelly Clarkson: I agree JR he had his match won big mistake. Chris Hall reaches down for O Haire�s legs but he fights him off for the moment. Chris doesn�t give in and manages to headbutt O Haire in the groin ala Bret Hart. Chris cuts his hand across his throat he is now signalling the end for O Haire.. Chris locks in the spin line which is his modified Texas cloverleaf and it�s now all academic or is it.. O Haire is fighting it he�s reaching clawing and scratching for the ropes but can he make it in time?? Jim Ross: look at this brute strength Kelly still O Haire refuses to give up.. OH MY GAWD HE TAPPED.. O HAIRE TAPPED.. Kelly Clarkson: Indeed he did JR.. O Haire slaps the canvas repeatedly the pain barrier was too much for him to withstand. Chris Hall has made a huge impression here tonight. The scene cuts away to the backstage area with ECWF's new tag team champions, Jay and Silent Bob. An assist is seen just walking away and Jay sneers in the direction she walked off in.  Bob stands there puffing away on a cigarette. The tag titles rest on a nearby table that Bob leans against and which Jay starts to pace in front of as he speaks. Jay: "Can you believe it Bob! K-fuckin'-Fed is here! In THIS arena! RIGHT NOW! Oh man lunchbox...I say its payback time! We never did get the chance to hurt him severely for firing us. Now that we're the tag champs, we can go out there and beat his ass!" The crowd gets fired up by this idea. Jay walks over to the table and grabs his tag title. Bob reaches over and takes his. "Well hello boys." The sultry voice of Alexus Calloway calls out. The crowd goes while as she steps onto the scene.Bob's eyes goes wide and Jay lets the tag title belt slip from his hand as he gapes at Alexus. She strides up to the both of them wearing nothing but a stunning bikini. "My, my. Look at you two. Champions of the ECWF." Alexus walks up to Jay and Bob and smirks at them before bending down to pick up the tag belt which slipped from Jay's grasp. Jay pretty much loses it right there and starts grinding up on Bob. Alexus slowly and seductively straightens out while Bob struggles to push Jay off him. He finally does as Alexus turns to them with the belt in her hand. "What do you think your chances are of holding onto these until the end of the evening?" Alexus makes sure to stand close to Jay, who is having A LOT of trouble keeping his hands to himself. Everytiem her reaches up to touch Alexus, Bob smacks his had. This happens nearly a dozen times within a minute while the camera gives the crowd watching a head-to-toe tour of Alexus' scantly-clad bodice. Jay finally gains enough composure to speak. Jay: "I rather know what my chances are of holding you until the end of the evening." Bob shakes his head. He smells a rat. Alexus gets closer to Jay, brushing her cleavage over his chest as she speaks. "Why don't you find out big-boy? Go ahead, hold me." Jay runs his tongue over his lips as his hands greedily reach around Alexus. Bob then notices a referee walk up behind her and he desperately tugs on Jay's shirt. Needless to say, Jay totally ignores him. Alexus smirks, then suddenly drops to a knee and delivers a low-blow to Jay. She shoves Bob backward and he falls onto the top of the table. Alexus covers Jay and the ref immediately comes in for the count. 1! 2! NO! Bob makes the save by shoving Alexus off of Jay. She rolls away and looks up at Bob in shock as the crowd cheers. he grabs Jay by his collar and yanks him up to his feet. Alexus starts getting backup as Bob grabs both tag belts and hauls Jay along as he protests. Jay: "What are you doing you fat fuck! She was on top of me man!" Alexus gets to her feet and rushes at Both Jay and Bob. Bob quickly drags Jay into a locker room and slams the door shut before Alexus can get to them. She lets out an annoyed grunt and glares at the door as the show cuts back to the ring. Match 3 United States Championship Barbwire Massacre Jimmy Jacobs & Lacey vs John Cena We cut to our next match up on an already over-flowed card and what intense action we have seen so far tonight, but now we are about to raise the heat put your women and children to bed as it�s now time for Barbwire Massacre. This is the match that everyone has paid their hard earned bucks to see, they want to see the woman that has manipulated Jimmy Jacobs from the start get her comeuppance at the hands of John Cena, a man who�s only vengeance is that of getting the United States title around his waist. We cut down to the ring where Lillian Garcia is there as always waiting to call the action.. �I�M THE TALK OF THE TOWN� Wait a moment who�s this?? This sounds like a theme of NO IT CANT BE!! Lillian Garcia thinks she knows who this is but what is his purpose for being here tonight.. Lillian�s hunch was right it�s none other than.. KEVIN FEDERLINE!! When we last seen Kevin Federline he was F-U and STFU he had a very bad night indeed and we haven�t see K-Fed since but then this is a big occasion and worms usually come out on big occasions. K-Fed flips off the crowd with a middle finger dressed in ghetto wear he gets in the ring. Before Lillian can ask just why he is out here he grabs the microphone from her Lillian was expecting that and so she waits in a nearby corner while K-Fed addresses everyone of the real reason he is here tonight. But before K-Fed can say anything he is reigned upon with chants from this pissed capacity crowd. GET THE FUCK OUT!! CLAP CLAP.. GET THE FUCK OUT!! It rises a smile on the expression of K-Fed what these idiots don�t realise is everytime they say his name they raise his profile and that means more money and K-Fed sticking around. Once the crowd have had there fun he speaks out. K-Fed: You quite finished now cause really dis shit is starting to get old.. if you want to boo someone why don�t you boo Michael Stone.. Yeah you see every since Cena got the best of me he told me I wasn�t welcome in this company.. K-Fed: Well Stone I got something to say to you and that�s FUCK YOU!! I do what I want so deal with it.. I am out here for one very simple reason as you know last time I was in this very ring I had the worst night of my life when John Cena manhandled me in this very ring, Oh it was horrible and I still have nightmares about it now. The crowd are getting restless they want K-Fed to get to the point of why he is here.. BORING!! BORING!! K-Fed: You call me boring but yet you pay for a show without K-Fed on it.. I have you know if you want to know who really has the heat around here it�s me.. see in that locker room everyone hates me they think what I did to Britney makes me a scumbag I like that.. call me whatever you want.. I call myself smart how many of you people work crap jobs for shit pay.. thanks to me hooking up with Brits I don�t ever have to work a 9-5 job ever again. K-Fed: Oh and not only that but I made Brit�s stir crazy and soon I will have custody of the kids too.. The crowd wants to jump the rail and lynch K-Fed after those comments.. K-Fed: See what I have people is not heel heat its real fucking heat.. but you know something you only live once and if I go down at the most hated man in America then so be it but enough about my great life why don�t we talk about the real reason I am out here.. K-Fed: I am out here because one man saw something in me he said he�s like in a lot of ways and that man is Ashe he told me whatever I wanted to do in this company I could, he even asked me if I wanted to be on the booking committee I said Ashe thanks for the offer but the boys would be ready to knife me one if that ever happened. K-Fed: So I decided on the next best thing and that was.. K-Fed walks over to the ring ropes with microphone in his hand.. K-Fed: That right there the announce table that is what I am going to do so Jay.. Silent Bob it was nice knowing you guys but as of right now YOUR FIRED.. don�t come back the star of the show has now arrived and now Lillian I guess its over you if you need anything later come to my hotel room 69.. K-Fed winks at Lillian who isn�t impressed she would rather stick needles in her eyes than let K-Fed anywhere near her body. K-Fed jumps down and heads over to the announce table where it�s beside Kelly Clarkson American�s sweetheart. Kelly pushes her chair further away she too wants nothing to do with the man who took it upon himself to send Britney Spears crazy just to take her money and her children. K-Fed takes his seat.. K-Fed: Thanks for the help Kelly long time no see say I voted for you on American Idol you rocked it.. Kelly Clarkson: Why don�t we get down to calling this action shall we?? K-Fed: Sounds like a plan wait a moment Kelly.. K-Fed reaches into his pocket and pulls out a huge bag of weed he puts it down on the table and starts rolling a spliff he doesn�t seem to care that this is live PPV.. Kelly looks on astonished he would do such a thing she quickly gets the camera to cut to Lillian Garcia who is waiting to get this match underway.. Kelly Clarkson: Let�s cut this real quick to Lillian who�s waiting with the match introductions. Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is THE BARBWIRE MASSACRE HANDICAPPED MATCH FOR THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!! A huge cheer goes up inside the arena.. Lillian Garcia: The rules of this contest are as follows.. The United States Championship will be hung high above the barbwire spider web the only way to win this match is by climbing the carefully constructed scaffold and leaping off the top hoping to retrieve the belt. The crowd pops some more everyone is looking forward to this contest.. Lillian waits for the first ring entrance to play before she continues. #BALLAD OF LACEY# Plays over the PA System and out walks Jimmy Jacobs seen bare chested with pink glittery pants on and fur boots. Next to him is Lacey is a purple and black all in one attire she is wearing kicking boxing boots and seems ready for the fight ahead.. Lillian Garcia: First he hails from Kalamazoo, Michigan weighting in tonight at 170lbs he is none other than the United States Champion Jimmy Jacobs.. Lillian Garcia: and his partner she hails from Minneapolis, Minnesota, is one half of the Minnesota wrecking crew with Rain, she is also your United States Champion and ECWF business woman of the year she is LACEY!! Lacey liked that introduction she heads down to ringside with Jimmy berating the fans per usual who wave their cellphones in the air trying to antagonize her. Lacey gets to the ring which is draped in barbwire all around she wonders just how the hell she is going to get in the ring and tells Jimmy to walk with her.. K-Fed: look how disgraceful this company is making a lady like Lacey step into this environment tell me Kelly how is she actually going to get into the ring. Kelly Clarkson: trust me a bitch like that will always find a way. K-Fed: you�re rather catty tonight maybe I have the rub on you? Kelly Clarkson: You wish why don�t we head back down to the ring? Kelly is right we cut back down to the ring and see Jimmy Jacobs with a chair in his hand he gets on the ring apron and jams the chair into the barbwire opening up a gap for Lacey to climb through. Lacey makes it through without a scratch but sadly for Jimmy Jacobs he has no choice but to climb over he gashes his leg while getting in the ring well so would you if your bare skin was touching barbwire. F-Ked: would you look at that someone call 911 he�s bleeding. Kelly Clarkson: don�t be a big baby its only a scratch and I would advise if you rather squeamish Kevin don�t watch this match.. K-Fed: Whoa bitch listen up my name ain�t Kevin it�s K-Fed get with the programme girl you want some of this? K-Fed offers Kelly some weed she declines on the offer while K-Fed on the other hand sticks the spliff in his mouth and lights it breathing smoke in Kelly direction she coughs. K-Fed: Yeah it�s good shit ain�t it? Comes from Morocco!! Back in the ring Lacey and Jimmy are looking around their environment it�s pretty daunting looking above you and seeing razor wire beaming down from the rafters. Lacey points out to Jimmy the weapons around the ring everything wrapped in barbwire and ready to use at will.. Lacey is giving Jimmy a last minute pep talk when.. # MY TIME IS NOW # Hit�s over the PA System and out struts the former United States Champion the crowd goes apeshit. Cena salutes his chain gang on the ramp before ripping off his t-shirt, tossing his dog tags to the floor and running straight for the ring. Cena points towards Lacey he can�t wait to get his hands on her. Lacey fearing for her safety in the opening bell pushes Jimmy in front of her for protection. Cena walks around ringside admiring the hell he is about to go through he looks up at the giant scaffold and the spider web and shakes his head he thinks to himself who comes up with these barbaric matches. Cena uses the chair that Lacey used to get into the ring. But Jimmy runs straight towards Cena and plants two feet in the face of John keeping him on the outside of the ring. Cena collects himself and just has a huge smile on his expression he figured Jimmy and Lacey wouldn�t want him getting in the ring. But then it dawns on him that you don�t need to be in the ring to win this match all you need to do is get up that scaffold and leap for the title. Cena knows how to get Jimmy out of the ring and that�s to get up that scaffold so he walks over to it and climbs up a few steps looking back at Jimmy and Lacey who is screaming at Jimmy to get out of the ring and get him. Lacey: what the hell are you doing Jimmy he�s going to get the belt get out there NOW!! Jimmy slides under the bottom strung of barbwire and grazes his back ever so slightly that cut wont matter long as he stops John from doing what he�s attempting to do and that�s ending his match early. Jimmy runs towards the scaffold but Cena has no intentions of climbing up he waits for Jimmy to approach and them jumps off leaping on top of Jimmy who he lands on top of. Cena then rolls back onto his feet and gets down hammering Jimmy with straight right hands. Lacey is still screaming for Jimmy to do something. Kelly Clarkson: I wish someone would shut her up.. I know I don�t condone violence to women but well she�s not a woman anyways so get in that ring and hit her John. K-Fed what you doing Kelly you can�t play favourites you don�t see me routing for Jimmy Jacobs do you? Kelly Clarkson: what the hell are you talking about you really should stop smoking that stuff it�s effecting your brain cells wait quickly lets go back to the action looks like John Cena is about to get in the ring with Lacey. Kelly is right Cena is patrolling around ringside looking for a way to get into the barbwire environment. Lacey is keeping him at bay though kicking out with her kick boxing boots. Cena is just biding his time he knows that with Jimmy done on the outside Lacey needs to make her move soon. K-Fed: will you look at that bitch right there he�s letting a woman tell him what to do.. Kelly Clarkson: Wrong John is just taking his time evaluating his happenings.. Lacey is in serious trouble and doesn�t know it yet. Lacey picks up a barbwire chair and swings it in the direction of John as he leaps on the ring apron, he still can�t get in the ring. Lacey is smart though she�s just biding Jimmy enough time to get back to his feet. Kelly Clarkson: Turn around John!! K-Fed: Too late Trash can shot to head of the chump.. Kevin Federline is right Jimmy Jacobs brings the barbwire trashcan down upon the head of John Cena, he falls heavily to the canvas. Jimmy continues the onslaught and with Lacey in full command he hits Cena repeatedly over and over again with trashcan until it�s completely dinted and can no longer be used. Jimmy then falls back on the ring apron and tosses the flattened trashcan into the crowd. Lacey applauds Jimmy�s efforts she asks for John to be pushed into the centre of the ring. Lacey walks over to the barbwire ropes and with the help of Jimmy he picks up Cena and rolls him under the barbwire into the ring. Lacey can�t help but taunt Cena while applying a few choice kicks straight to his ribcage.. Lacey: who�s the ho now John eh?? See John you never fought I had this in my did you.. You begged and pleaded to get me one on one in this very ring and now you got your wish congratulations Jimmy get in here. Jimmy gets in the ring and Lacey barks orders at him to pick up the barbwire chair. Lacey: what you waiting for you dozy imbecile pick up that chair. Lacey holds Cena in place while she gets Jimmy to run at Cena with the barbwire chair but her grip on Cena is flimsy he easy manages to escape her clutches and turn the tables on her. Jimmy at the last minute though manages to hold back and stops himself from smashing Lacey with the chair. Cena pushes Lacey to the canvas and unwinds on Jimmy he drops the chair allowing Cena to have access to it.. WHAM!! Kelly Clarkson: Low blow to John Cena is their anything this woman won�t do for a victory?? K-Fed: she�s only giving him what he deserves he�s nothing more than white fucking trash you fight for your woman Jimmy.. Lacey slams her fist deep into the groin of Cena who buckles down onto the canvas pain shooting through his nutsack. Lacey points at Jimmy she tells him to retrieve a barbwire board and bring it in the ring. Jimmy like the puppy dog he is once again gets out the ring and carefully pushes the barbwire board into the ring. Lacey is demanding that Jimmy put Cena through the boards. Jimmy shakes his head but accepts the challenge he bows down to grab at Cena�s head but Cena hits him with a couple of slams to the midsection. Lacey is still screaming at Jimmy but it isn�t helping. Cena gets to his feet and unwinds more punches on Jimmy. Lacey leaps on the back of Cena and starts hammering away at him. John uses his weight and carries her his back towards the explosive barbwire board, with Lacey strapped to his back he brings Lacey�s down full force taking the brunt of his weight straight into the explosive barbwire boards.. BOOM!! HOLY SHIT.. HOLY SHIT!! Lacey wasn�t kidding when she said she was prepared to take a bump in order to retain the United States Championship. Lacey is screaming about how her back is on fire. Jimmy sees his sweetheart in pain and just flips he gets to his feet and runs at Cena he charges Cena straight into the barbwire which sticks square into his back. Jimmy then pushes down on Cena making sure the barbwire breaks the skin on John�s back. Jimmy is seen smiling back at Cena. Jimmy then knees John in the gut a couple of times, with John stuck in the barbwire ropes Jimmy picks up the barbwire chair and jams it into the forehead of Cena, he pushes down all his weight grinding the chair down into the forehead until John�s head is a bloody mess. Jimmy drops the chair and goes to check on Lacey who has medical staff around her making sure she is ok. Jimmy pushes them all off and checks on Lacey. John is trying on the other side of the ring to wriggle free of the barbwire he needs a ring crew worker to help him escape the wire. Cena reaches out for his forehead he can quite clearly see the blood he looks pissed once again, he sees Jimmy picking up Lacey off her feet he�s trying to get her out of harms way but Cena has other idea�s he takes a long run and then shoulder tackles Jimmy who drops Lacey and now feels the brunt of the barbwire sticking in his back. Cena walks over to the barbwire board that has is still active and rips some of it off, he then grabs it and walks over to Jimmy Jacob�s digging it into his forehead just giving Jimmy basically a taste of his own medicine. Kelly Clarkson: Well what did he expect Kevin.. K-Fed: look bitch it�s K-Fed and what the hell did he do to get that treatment?? John Cena is nothing more than a bully he first attacks a defenceless woman and now he attacks a man from behind. Kelly Clarkson: Jimmy should have been paying more attention to the match rather than Lacey. Cena back in the ring assists Jimmy in getting off the barbwire he then grabs Jimmy and throws him to the floor to the outside. Cena slides to the outside and is now looking for more weapons to assault poor Jimmy with, he lifts up the ring apron and pulls out a box of light-tubes looks like Jimmy is about to taste the rainbow.. Cena brings the light-tubes down over the back of Jimmy two at a time, he then drops a few on the cold unforgiving steel flooring and scoops up Jimmy slamming them onto them. The glass tube�s stick into the back of Jimmy his back is already lacerated so this is isn�t helping. Cena lifts up the ring apron again and pulls out a what looks like a container with the letter�s SALT written across he isn�t is he??.. he pulls off the cap and looks down at Jimmy.. Kelly Clarkson: do it John.. K-Fed: John Cena is a dead-man if he does.. Cena being enticed by this capacity crowd pours the salt over the back of Jimmy Jacobs he screams in pain rolling around on the floor. Cena is enjoying this too much and so sits back to admire his handiwork, which turns out to be a huge mistake as somehow Lacey has gained the strength to take flight in mid air she comes crashing down on Cena who breaks her fall. Lacey feels still woozy and her back in extreme pain looks back at Jimmy who too is also in a world of hurt. Lacey kicks Cena in the ribs again but getting down to his level and digging her nails into his eye sockets all the while she is screaming.. Lacey continues the onslaught by digging her nails into the back of Cena she breaks the skin and admires to the crowd her work which receives heat. Lacey gets to her feet holding her back and starts waving she seems to be waving to the back. Out from the entrance comes running down a man in a ski-mask is off a big build, he runs down to Join Lacey who once again is barking order�s. Lacey: do your job and take out this piece of trash.. The guy in the ski-mask nods he picks up an explosive barbwire board and sets it against the safety railing, he then picks up Cena and hoists him over his shoulder. The big guy now runs and powerbombs Cena clean through the board.. BOOM!! Cena must be dead. Lacey shakes her head she still sees Cena twitching she tells her mystery man to do it again. The big guy grabs Cena and hoists him up again over his back.. WHAM another brutal powerbomb into the barbwire board. Lacey now feels it�s time to secure this match she tells her member of the angels to make sure Cena can�t go anywhere and stepping over Jimmy Jacobs she begins to slowly climb up the scaffold and when we mean slowly that�s an understatement she�s going slower than a tortoise. Lacey finally reaches at the top she�s exhausted but can see the reason she is going through the pain barrier.. THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP is only a few feet above her. Lacey looks down it�s a long way down if she misses it. K-Fed: well what�s she waiting on jump the fuck off get the belt then we can go home.. Kelly Clarkson: I think she�s wondering if it�s really worth it now.. look at her face she�s got fear written all over it. Does she jump and what if she misses. Lacey shuffles closer to the edge she looks up and sees the title she tries reaching up and grabbing it but can�t reach it, there�s only thing for it and that�s she has to jump off and hope she can leap to new heights. Lacey steps back as far as she can but will she make it she leaps off the edge and collects air she misses the US title by a mile and she now knows what awaits her the SPIDER WEB.. she plunges down into it and is soon entangled in it she can�t move her hair is also locked to the barbwire and this is definitely a dangerous environment. Lacey screams out for help already help is on the way in trying to free her.. Meanwhile back on ground support Cena has gotten to his feet and can be seen fighting with the masked intruder he slams him off the steel steps before grabbing a barbwire baseball bat and nailing the masked man in the stomach with it. Cena then places the bat over the masked guy�s groin area he stamps down on it.. can you say squashed nuts. Cena now looks up and sees Lacey in a whole heap of trouble. Cena now sees his chance to capture his title, he walks around to where the scaffold is but Jimmy grabs his leg and grabs on. Cena kicks Jimmy in the head but Jimmy remains hanging on, he is desperate to stop Cena from free range up that scaffold. Cena once again stamps on Jimmy�s head. Kelly Clarkson: that was brutal even by John�s standards we are seeing a different side to this Marine tonight and I�m not sure it�s one I like.. Cena with Jimmy not anywhere near him now climbs up the scaffold he reaches the top and peers down to see Lacey with medics assisting her helping her peel her body off the spider web. Cena now looks up at the belt and decides its now or never for him too.. He takes a running jump and leaps off the scaffold he managers to grab a slight part of the belt with his finger tips but not enough to sent it crashing down below. Cena now meets the same fate as Lacey falls freefall down into the spider web his back being tore apart by the barbwire he too is now stuck. K-Fed: Well that�s how stupid Cena really is.. Lacey just attempted the same thing and failed what a fucking douchebag.. Kelly Clarkson: that�s the only way you can win this match it was a smart move by the challenger but sadly he couldn�t get the belt before he came crashing down to earth. K-Fed: so what your really saying Kelly is that Cena is a fucking moron.. Kelly Clarkson: I never said that.. Jimmy is now back to his feet and with his masked companion they both climb up the scaffold once they reach the top Jimmy tells the masked assailant to bend over Jimmy then stands on his shoulders and is carefully leant forward towards the belt. But what�s this Jimmy is now moving away from the title and has his sights only on John Cena what the hell is he thinking. Jimmy stands tall and with retribution in his sights he leaps off and comes crashing down on John Cena hitting him with a senton bomb embedding Cena further into the razor wire.. HOLY SHIT!! That leaves the masked assailant left he peers down at the prone bodies of Cena and Jimmy Jacobs and looks up at the US title can he see greed before him he leaps off and crashes to the spider web below. Now all three are tangled up and so far the only one left is Lacey who�s back is dripping in blood she is now probably regretting the day she signed up for his match. Lacey is below while Cena and Jimmy Jacobs are being assisted back to their feet but what�s this they are exchanging punches to each other are they crazy and what balance they have. Cena rock�s Jimmy back towards the edge of the web but the masked assailant who also has perfect balance clubs Cena in the back. Jimmy charges across the razor wife but Cena sends Jimmy topping into the assailant who falls from the spider web crashing into the ring below.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! Jimmy looks down wonder just what the hell he has done he is then met with Cena�s trademark move of a hit-toss slam. Jimmy screams out in pain as he hits the spider web once again. Cena plants his feet into Jimmy�s chest for good measure. Cena then uses Jimmy�s body to create a way down for him. Once he gets to the bottom he is left with Lacey again. Cena walks past Lacey who is exhausted and gives her the YOU CANT SEE ME POSE!! he chuckles to himself before lifting up the ring apron and pulls out a ladder wrapped in barbwire has he got more punishment in store for Lacey. Kelly Clarkson: I wonder if John has more evil intentions in mind for Lacey. John sets up the ladder against the barrier at ringside he then lifts up the ring apron and pulls out some cutters, he snips away until he gets strands of barbwire, Lacey seems to be in a whole heap of trouble. Cena slams Lacey into the barbwire ladder. K-Fed: YES CHOKE HIM THE FUCK OUT!! K-Fed is referring to the masked assistant who has wrapped some barbwire around the throat of John Cena, he is trying to quickly wear his body down until it�s reached shutdown. Cena is slowly starting to lose consciousness. The chain gang are screaming for John to fight back, he starts shaking his leg feeling the blood pump through his body. Cena won�t give in, he fights off the masked guy and grounds him to the floor, he then turns to Lacey who is crawling away on all fours a position she has had plenty of practice at. John has had enough of this charade he chases Lacey until she starts climbing up the scaffold once again. John follows her up until they reach the top now Lacey is seen pleading. Lacey: please John you don�t need to do this.. John Cena: Oh I do need to do this Lace and I just hope that after tonight you have learnt your lesson. Lacey: Look about everything I done to you it was just a joke yanno.. I�m not really this bitch you all think I am.. John Cena: Yeah sure Lace.. listen your big mouth already got you in trouble more than once so why don�t you just be a human being and take your god damn punishment see I�m taking that United States Championship Lacey and your gonna help me?? Lacey: I am?? Cena grabs Lacey who�s back is in pieces right now he uses her as a footstool and jumps off her back he lunges one last time and manages to grab the United States title off it�s holder, his fall now is well worth it.. Kelly Clarkson: WE HAVE A NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION!! K-Fed: Yeah but he had to use a woman in order to get it that�s fucking low a guy like me would never use a woman fuck it what am I saying I used Britney as a door mat.. don�t look at me like that Kelly she loved it.. Kelly Clarkson: sure she did look how happy the champion is he�s ecstatic he has gone through a hellacious match tonight and survived. WAIT WHAT�S THIS!! IT CANT BE.. K-Fed: Oh yeah it�s Orton baby seems that Randy Orton is having the last say on this PPV!! Kelly is right Randy Orton is out he is looking up at Cena on the spider web what the fuck is he thinking, he picks up the wire cutters and climbs the scaffold.. K-Fed: Orton is my new hero he�s going to do what Jimmy and Lacey failed to do tonight and that�s eliminate that chump. Orton reaches the top and peers down at Cena he has a shit expression across his face knowing that Orton has something up his sleeve. Orton grabs the wire cutters and cuts the spider web he is trying to send it plummeting to the barbwire ring below he succeeds.. HOLY SHIT.. HOLY SHIT!! Kelly Clarkson: Cena must be dead surely he couldn�t have survived that fall and look at that no good jackass Orton he�s actually posing he�s happy with his actions he makes me sick I want no more of this.. Kelly rips off her headphones she�s disgusted that Orton would sink so low in order to get Cena�s attention tonight.. K-Fed on the other hand worships the ground Orton walks upon as they say paybacks are a bitch and Orton sure got his. ~::~ Orton and K-fed are celebrating when suddenly, Jay and Silent Bob rush the ring! The crowd bursts into cheer as Jay dives in with a baseball bat gripped tight in his hand. He jumps up to his feet and heads straight for K-fed! Bob drops both tag belts on the floor outside of the ring before climbing in. He gives a mean face before charging at K-fed as well. K-fed ducks under a swing by Jay while Orton gets in the path of Bob. With a well placed clothesline...Randy takes Bob off his feet. Jay turns to swing the bat at K-fed, but he tackles Jay to the mat and starts punching him. A ref comes into the ring now as K-fed pulls Jay up to his feet. he locks his arms around Jay after kicking him in the gut and executes simple body slam. K-fed then looks back to Orton and nods. Randy covers Bob while K-fed covers Jay. The starts the count... 1! 2! 3! The bell sounds and the crowd boos vehemently. Jay and Bob lay there as K-fed retrieves the tag belts. He hands one to Orton and both men raise their arms in victory. They are the new tag team champions. The show then fades to a promo for ECWF's next pay per view, Ground Zero. Match 4 Extreme Championship Genocide vs Faye Valentine From a promo concerning the Extreme Title Match�the camera opens up, showing Genocide and Faye Valentine up on the titantron as they tread upon the backstage area, heading toward the ring. Genocide has the Extreme Title slung over his shoulder, and Faye is all dolled up in her make-up. Both superstars wearing they�re ring attire�The camera pans back out to ringside again as �Call me when your Sober� by Evanescence plays over the P.A. System. The crowd gives a mixed ovation� Jim Ross � Here comes Faye Valentine�Now Kelly, the former wife of Ashe Draven�former and current member of the Mantis Clan�current girlfriend of Damien Draven. This girl went from Damien�s sister-in-law�to his girlfriend, and along her beaten path�she�s learned the martial arts of both Ashe and Damien Draven. She�s one lethal weapon if you ask me� Kelly Clarkson � Faye Valentine is the type to school Cassandra Rave, JR��nuff said. Faye comes out across the stage, all serious. She doesn�t stop pause or even hesitate as she heads straight down the ramp and slides into the ring�under the bottom rope. Faye stands and starts stretching as her theme slowly fades out. �Headstrong� by Trapt booms over the P.A. system and yet another mixed ovation revolts from the crowd, more cheers than boo�s�more understanding and more love than what Faye had received, due to Genocide�s reputation thus far. Genocide comes walking out. Jim Ross � Now, Genocide�is the furthest progressed student of Damien Draven� Kelly Clarkson � Yeah, and when you mix Damien�s best student and Damien�s girlfriend into one Extreme Title Match? You�re bound to get brutality in the third degree�JR� Genocide stops at the top of the ramp and stares at Faye while patting his title that�s resting on his shoulder. Shaking his head back and forth and pointing into Faye�s direction at the same time, Faye doesn�t let Genocide�s antics phase her. Instead, she smiles in return and nods her head at him. Genocide heads down the ramp�gets into the ring and tosses the Extreme Title at the referee, whom catches it and holds it up into the air. Faye continues stretching out her legs in a crouching position while Genocide stands upright and still, never taking his eyes off of Faye. The crowd is cheering. Jim Ross � This Extreme Title is what Made the Extreme Wrestling Federation��Old Guard� legends�into what they were, Kelly!!! Some may even claim that the Extreme Title is what made the ECWF into what it is today�and apparently�this crowd seems to agree with that very statement. They�re ready for some blood spill Kelly, this Extreme Championship Title Match is going to be Intense!!! Kelly Clarkson � Both superstars know the same martial arts, JR�Faye just has that much more experience over the beloved Genocide. She was Ashe Draven�s ex-wife even before Genocide knew what the words �Martial Arts� even stood for. The ref calls for the bell, and instantly the crowd�s hype builds. Faye stands upright and cracks her knuckles and Genocide cracks his neck before approaching her, pulling out both of his katana blade�s that were resting at ease, on his back. Faye tilts her head and smirks at Genocide, for she�s better off fighting unarmed opposed to using a weapon. She advances toward Genocide like she has a death wish; with a big smile on her face which slightly confuses the first apprentice of Damien Draven. Kelly Clarkson � Genocide is quick to pull out both swords�and Faye is smiling at him! Jim Ross � WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! THREE NEAR MISSES RIGHT THERE!!! Genocide swings the katana blades at Faye, but her speed and evasion skills are simply too much for Genocide�s sheer raw power. Faye�s body bends resiliently, this way and that�until she dropkicks Genocide square in the balls with both of her feet, and as hard as she can. The crowd gasps in awe as Genocide folds up on the ring mat, holding his groin with both hands, the expression of pain on his face. Faye stands and picks up both katana blades�staring at �Death�, the former sword of her boyfriend. Faye frown�s�then looks out at the crowd before tossing both swords out of the ring and out of play. Jim Ross � Faye Valentine�wisely disposing of those katana blades� Kelly Clarkson � This is an Extreme Title match�and she�s opting to fight unarmed!!! Genocide struggles to shake the pain, but finds it very difficult to breathe as of right now. Faye grabs Genocide�s left leg and applies a leg lock, wrapping her feet around his knee�constricting his foot as she applies pressure on his ankle. Genocide frowns, rolls to his side and kicks Faye in the face with his free foot. Faye releases the hold and both superstars get back up to their feet again. Genocide gets up in a blind rage, swinging fists at Faye�but still, her head weaves back�Genocide�s fist barely skimming her bangs. Jim Ross � This HAS TURNED INTO A FIST FIGHT!!! Genocide swings a left hook, a right hook, missing with both attempts. Faye steps into Genocide, kneeing him in the stomach. Which doesn�t seem to phase Genocide as he turns and clotheslines her right off her feet and to the mat with authority. Faye hits the mat, then rolls away from Genocide as he attempts a leg drop. Faye quips up to her feet, then raises her fists, getting into a fighting stance. Kelly Clarkson � This is a fast-paced match JR!!! Both superstars are quick� Jim Ross � It�s hard for us to do our jobs, they�re so fast�Kelly� Genocide rises, catching his breath and trying to slow the pace of this match down to his own pace, knowing that Faye has the upper hand due to her speed. Looking for a weakness in Miss Valentine, Genocide finds that her only weakness is the fact that she�s not as powerful as him, Genocide walks toward Faye, and Faye keeps her distance�avoiding a grapple with this young man. Jim Ross � Genocide is learning Faye�s style very quickly, Kelly� Faye kicks at Genocide�s knee, Genocide takes the kick to his knee before diving at Faye and tackling her right off her feet and to the mat on her back. Genocide, in between Faye�s legs in top-guard position�The crowd is on their feet as Genocide swings away at Faye�s face, fast and powerfully. Faye shields her face with her forearms�but her arms are still taking the damage for her pretty face. Kelly Clarkson � AND THEY�RE DOWN!!! FAYE VALENTINE IS IN TROUBLE!!! Jim Ross � Look at Genocide go!!! He�s a vicious animal in that ring, Kelly!!! Kelly Clarkson � Faye�s taking the punishment, but she�s wisely protecting her face JR�She�s letting Genocide wear himself down with those punch strikes, it�s nothing but adrenaline and pure will-power at this point� Faye remains calm while she�s on her back, Genocide grabs Faye�s left wrist and pulls her arm from her face, opening her up as he cocks his fist back�looking to punch her dead in the face. Faye reacts knowing that she�s now in danger, she grabs a hold of Genocide�s arm and she puts her agility to use by wrapping her feet up and around Genocide�s shoulder and neck, applying a triangle hold. Jim Ross � There�s the Triangle hold!!! LOOK AT GENOCIDE�S POWER!!! Genocide gets up off his knee�s and to his feet before lifting Faye up off the ring mat like she was but a 50 pound barbell�elevating her up over his head before slamming her back down to the ring mat with a loud, breath-taking �thud�. The crowd reacts and responds with a mixed ovation. Jim Ross � OOOOH!! That�s going to leave a mark tomorrow morning, Kelly!!! Kelly Clarkson � SOMEHOW�Faye is STILL holding onto that submission hold!!! Genocide grows frustrated, ignoring the pain at this point as he lifts Faye back up off the ring mat and goes to do it again�but, Faye quickly releases the Triangle Hold and back flips down to her hands and knee�s on the mat. She crawls in between Genocide�s legs, then turns to her back and kicks Genocide in the back of the knee. Genocide drops down to one knee and Faye springs up onto his back, applying the �Sudden Death� chokehold. Jim Ross � AND there�s Damien Draven�s Signature Move!!! Kelly Clarkson � Genocide is fighting it, JR!!! Faye�s feet aren�t locked in�yet� Genocide falls to his stomach, disabling Faye the chance of wrapping her feet around his waist. Wise move, for such an inexperienced student of Damien Draven. Genocide starts fading, but at the same time he refuses to tap out when the referee asks him if that�s what he desires to do. Jim Ross � This has been�one insane match�so far Kelly� Kelly Clarkson � Yeah, I think this is the first Extreme Title match that I�ve ever witnessed�go down�without the use of any weapons!!! Jim Ross � Speaking of which!!! Here comes The Sandman!!! The camera pans up to the stage where Sandman comes walking out from under the titantron, pushing a grocery cart full of items that he has found just lying around in the backstage area. The crowd continues to go WILD as Sandman smirks with a smug expression on his face�lit cigarette drooping from his lips. Heading straight down the ramp with the grocery cart full of �toys� to play with, Sandman watches as Faye Valentine�s awareness sets in, she stares at Sandman while holding the chokehold on Genocide�waiting to feel any sudden movements underneath herself. Jim Ross � Sandman�s coming out here with a grocery cart full of weapons!!! Kelly Clarkson � He�s the King of Extreme for a good reason, JR!!! I love this man!!! Sandman stops at the bottom of the ramp, he watches the fight as it remains at a stand still due to Faye�s recuperation time, laying on Genocide�s back. Sandman removes the cigarette from his mouth and stares at the fight, shaking his head back and forth like he isn�t very impressed at all. Jim Ross � The Director of Authority�exhaling smoke� Kelly Clarkson � Give them some toys to play with, Sandman!!! Doing just that, the crowd starts throwing a fit as Sandman puts the cigarette back in his mouth then starts tossing weapons into the ring. First, a steel chair, then a fire extinguisher, then a staple gun, then a baseball bat. Sandman stops, with more weapons still waiting�in the grocery cart. He watches as Faye releases the chokehold and instantly goes for the staple gun to satisfy her methodical ways. Jim Ross � Genocide is getting to his feet�Faye�s got that Staple Gun!!! Swinging the staple gun at Genocide�s head, it catches him and sinks a staple into his forehead. Genocide reacts franticly, stumbling away with his hands on his forehead as Faye runs, jumps up onto his back and starts putting staples into the back of his head�one, two, three staples before Genocide bucks her off of his back like a rodeo bull. Faye falls to the mat but gets back up and Genocide grabs the fire extinguisher. Kelly Clarkson � The Sandman is now smiling�and�nodding his head�JR!!! Jim Ross � Of course�Sandman is well known for kicking up the violence level, Kelly! Faye approaches the bent over Genocide, whom is playing possum but in pain while doing so�Genocide turns, aims and fires the extinguisher right into Faye�s face. Temporarily blinding her with the cold frozen liquid inside. White smog lifts into the air and Faye stumbles away, dropping the staple gun. Genocide waits for it, waits for it�then takes a few leaping steps toward Faye just as she turns to face him. Jim Ross � OOH!!! GENOCIDE!!!! YOU ANIMAL!!!! Kelly Clarkson - ����ouch, much!? Bashing Faye in the head with the fire extinguisher, dropping her with such force�it even makes the Sandman wince a little�before cracking open a beer, that is. Sandman circles the ring, like a hungry shark, watching�staring at Genocide�for he isn�t Ashe�s apprentice anymore. Jim Ross � Thank God Genocide just tossed away that fire extinguisher� Kelly Clarkson � Faye�s bleeding from her forehead�after that one, JR� Staring down at the ring mat, trying to regain her focus�Faye crawls away from Genocide. Genocide walks after her, smirking�also lacerated and with four staples stuck in his head. Genocide doesn�t even feel pain anymore as he walks up to Faye, bends down and grabs her foot. Dragging her to the center of the ring for he�s looking to finish this right here, and right now. Faye grabs a chair, then turns to a sitting position while swinging it down at the top of Genocide�s head while he�s buckled over. �SMACK� Crowd � OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! Faye catches Genocide over the head with the chair time and time again as the crowd ROARS along. Genocide stumbles backward a couple steps and releases Faye�s foot. Valentine gets up to her feet, dropping the chair after her desperate move to get out of some serious trouble that she was in. The camera pans outward to Sandman now standing in the ring with the Reinforced Singapore Cane in his hands. Power puffing on the cigarette, Sandman waits for Genocide to turn around before� �TWHACK!!!�, �TWHACK!!!�, �TWHACK!!!�, �TWHACK!!!�, �TWHACK!!!� Relentlessly bringing on the assault on Genocide�s forehead with his loaded cane, Genocide is on dizzy-street�rubber leg Avenue�trying to stay up on his feet as blood starts gushing from lacerations on his forehead. Sandman tosses the Cane to the side, kicks Genocide in the balls�grabs him around the neck, putting him in a front headlock as the crowd INSTANTLY JUMPS to their feet and starts going WILD. Sandman lifts Genocide up with a yell of rage, choking Genocide for a second before he drops down, executing a Sandman DDT�driving Genocide�s head straight down into the steel chair. �SMASH!!!� Jim Ross � SANDMAN DDT!!! SANDMAN DDT!!! SANDMAN DDT!!! Sandman stands and points at down at him while looking over at Faye, whom doesn�t object. Faye climbs up onto the turnbuckle, then does a 450 splash down onto Genocide for the pin fall. Jim Ross � ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!! The Bell chimes and �Call me when your Sober� by Evanescence plays over the P.A. system. Faye stands and looks at Sandman with a small smile on her face, the referee hands the title to Faye�Sandman beats her to the punch, takes the title from the referee and shoves the referee out of the ring in the process of taking the title from him. Sandman walks around behind Faye, putting the title around her trim waist. Faye looks down at Genocide, now having more respect for Genocide than she had before this battle of theirs. Sandman raises Faye�s right arm up into the air and points at her with his other hand. Jim Ross � That was a well fought battle Kelly�regardless of Sandman�s involvement! This was an Extreme Title Match�if you can�t win with the inclusion of the King of Extreme�when he�s going against you in you�re favor? Than, you don�t deserve to hold the title in the first place�Why else would Sandman get involved in an Extreme Title Match if he thought otherwise? Kelly Clarkson � You have a good point there, JR� Faye has a big smile forming on her face, Sandman lowers her arm then when Faye goes to walk away�Sandman pulls on her arm, pulling Faye toward himself as he kicks her in the stomach and gives her a Sandman DDT right onto that chair as well. The crowd EXPLODES into cheer!!! Jim Ross � OOOH!!! AND JUST LIKE THAT!!! The NEW Extreme Champion gets LAYED OUT!!! �WELCOME TO THE ECWF, FAYE VALENTINE!!!� �Enter Sandman� plays over the P.A. System and Sandman rolls out of the ring, he walks to the grocery cart and plucks his twelve rack of Budweiser from out of the �baby-seat� part of it and he leaves the cart there as he heads straight up the ramp and into the backstage area, leaving both �friends� of Damien Draven�s lying in shambles in the center of the ring. Jim Ross � I personally think that was a great match up, Kelly� Kelly Clarkson � Yeah�and my man �Drunkie� even threw in his two cents�hehehe� Jim Ross � Indeed, he did Kelly. Well, Ladies and Gentlemen�we have to get the maintenance co-workers out here to clean up this mess�so stay tuned, we�ll be right back after these promo�s� ~::~ The scene opens up backstage with a very proud looking Randy Orton and K-fed. They have the tag titles slung over their shoulders. K-fed chuckles a bit before speaking. K-fed: "We showed those losers who's boos around here didn't we Orton? Not only did you teach that punk John Cena a lesson, but you became on half of the tag team champions. Thanks for the help putting those to other losers down for the count. Not that I needed it. Randy Orton: "Of course not and don't mention it. They were stupid to come rushing down to the ring like that in the first place. They should have stayed fired after you canned their asses." Jay: "What was that, BITCH?!" The crowd roars as out of nowhere Jay's voice shouts. Orton's eyes widen and he steps back as a steel chair swings onto the scene... CRACK! The chair NAILS K-fed in the side of the head and he crumbles to the floor along with the tag belt. Jay then steps onto the scene and swings the chair downward. A painful groan is heard in accompaniment to another solid 'whack'. Orton then tries to help out, but is suddenly GORED! by Silent Bob as he charges out from nowhere. Orton is DRILLED into the wall and falls to the floor. Bob then puts his boots to work and starts kicking the downed tag champ. Jay sets the chair down, kneels, and begins punching K-fed. The crowd cheers wildly as Jay and Silent Bob beat on them for a moment until Jay calls out to his buddy... Jay: "Let's pin'em Silent Bob!" Bob nods and drops down to cover Orton. Jay covers K-fed. The ref they brought with them starts the count. 1! 2! 3! YES!...and NO! Randy Orton kicks out while K-fed stays down for the three count. Jay, Orton, and Bob all stand. Jay: "What the hell Bob?! You couldn't pin him?" Bob shrugs his shoulders innocently. He then turns a glare toward Orton as Randy chuckles. Randy Orton: "The thought of either of you pinning me is too funny. Looks like we are tag champs Jay." Jay: "I don't want you for partner! Damn it Bob." SMASH! A loud crash is heard as a tin garbage can is flung against the wall. Jay, Bob, and Orton all turn to see a pissed-off Genocide walk onto the scene. Randy Orton: "Heh. Looks like you had a bad day." "FUCK you Orton!" Genocide steps up and Randy stands his ground after picking up his tag belt. Jay and Bob stand together and look at one another before turning back to watch the verbal exchange between Orton and Genocide. Randy Orton: "Don't get your panties in a bunch at me cause you lost your title." "I wouldn't have if Sandman didn't stick his nose into the match! Faye had no chance until he showed up to ruin everything!" As Genocide rants, K-fed gets to his feet. This is when Josh finally notices him. He points at K-fed with an accusing finger. Jay and Bob stand on either side of Genocide and glare at him as well. "And you! You have no business in this arena." K-fed looks stricken as he replies with an angry tone. K-Fed: "The hell I don't. As I said before...I do what I want when I want." Jay: "Does that include making a pass at Cassandra Rave, bitch?!" "Say WHAT?!" Jay and Bob nod to Josh. They both know how close Cassandra and Genocide are as friends. Jay: "Oh yeah! You missed that shit. He wanted to make more babies with her!" "You're dead!" Jay and Bob hold Orton back as Genocide plants a roundhouse kick into K-fed's head. He grabs him and tosses K-fed up onto a nearby table before climbing up after him. Genocide then scoops him up and delivers his old-school finisher...The Three Floor Drop. Both men hit the floor after jumping off the table. Jay: "Snoogans!" Jay congratulates Genocide as they release Orton. K-fed is bloody mess on the floor now. His head is leaking blood all over the place. Jay then takes his tag belt and hands it to Genocide. Jay: "This is now yours dude. If I can't have Bob as my tag partner, then I don't want the title. And consider it a token of Bob and I's appreciation for laying this motherfucker out cold!" Genocide nods. Jay and Bob both leave the scene after each give one last swift kick to K-fed. Orton holds his tag belt over his shoulder while Genocide slings his tag belt over his. They are now the official tag team champions of ECWF. Randy and Josh simply stare at each other as the scene fades... ~::~ Main Event World Heavyweight Championship BOWERY Ashe Draven vs Cassandra Rave �KA-BANG!� �Gasoline� By Seether begins to play over the arena P.A system followed by an uproar of cheers from the fans of the ECWF who pack the arena in anticipation for tonight�s main event. And as the lights dim into a dark blue color Cassandra makes her way out to the top of the ramp dressed in a pair of black cargo pants and a black �ECWF Icon� Shirt. Kelly Clarkson � Here we are for the long awaited main event, and to call things in this historical Bowery Match will be myself, Kelly Clarkson... And the undefeated former World Champion, The ACE in the Hole! Sonny Siaki Sonny Siaki � Damn skippy, tonight�s gonna end with a BANG and after everything we�ve already seen what better way to conclude this show Kelly!? Without stopping to taunt, appeal to the fans, or even acknowledge anyone she makes her way down the ramp with her icy blue eyes set directly upon Krystal who stands in the center of the ring as the official. There are no ring ropes attached to the Four Corners of this squared circle as the hellish Bowery dangles above the ring ready to be dropped down and secured tightly to the perimeters. Sonny Siaki � This one has the makings to be ultra violent, Cassandra Rave is a former student of Ashe Draven and has defeated him once before... But this time, with Krystal involved in this contest. We have to begin to worry weather or not she�ll even walk out of this building tonight!? Kelly Clarkson � And that question has to be weighing in on her mind right now, is there anyway she can win this match?... And if not, can she at leased gain a moral victory? Upon reaching the ring, Cass jumps up onto the side and walks towards the middle of the ring to where Krystal stands with her arms Crossed. The two of them never exchange words, just cold heartless glares as her theme song fades away Kelly Clarkson � And what of Jason Spirit, you have to know that he�s sitting in a jail cell watching this right now... Ashe Draven has set him up and he will be made to suffer, especially if this turns ugly for his girlfriend Sonny Siaki � Well, you can say that again Kelly... I can�t even imagine what he�s feeling or thinking right now, but I do know that if he was here. Ashe would either be in a coma or dead! "Changes" By the Deftones suddenly breaks the silence of the arena and plunges the fans into darkness, the astounding boos begin to immerse and as the gate area begins to flicker to light the silhouette of Ashe becomes visible standing with both arms outstretched and his head down... Sonny Siaki � And here comes the Champion! Kelly Clarkson � These people are hating on Ashe, listen to the boos! BOOM! Fireworks EXPLODE off the top of the ramp ensighting the return of light bringing everyone back to reality, and as Ashe turns he lowers his arms and makes his way down the ramp. Dressed in a pair of black Adidas pants and a black sleeveless shirt, his long dark hair is tied back in a ponytail and his expression is serious as he ignores the hateful fans on his way to the ring. Kelly Clarkson � The cell is slowly beginning to lower now, and remember the Bowery isn�t like the Hell in a Cell. You can�t exit the ring because that cage is fitted onto the apron itself! Jumping onto the ring apron, Ashe enters the confines of the rope-less ring as the cage settles down upon the apron of the ring. The fencing walls are wrapped with spools of barbed wire and weapons including Singapore Canes, Baseball bats, Chains, bags of thumbtacks, and of course C-4 Strapped Steel chairs. And as Krystal calls for the bell it chimes three times to signal the start of this match Sonny Siaki � And here we go! Kelly Clarkson � Both Krystal AND Ashe are sizing her up now, this is going to be a two on one! Cassandra turns and runs to the cage wall before reaching upwards and grabbing a baseball bat, however just as she pull it off the fascinating ropes Ashe body checks her from behind and into the Bowery wall. Stumbling backward, Cass clutches her chest as her shirt pulls away from the barbed wire and before she can even react Krystal grabs her from behind and sends her head-first into the cage... Kelly Clarkson � Oh man... This one has started off bad already; this isn�t a one on one contest folks... Apparently Krystal is subbing as Ashe�s tag partner and referee! Falling to her knees, Sam holds her face and lets out a shriek as Ashe step-kicks her in the right side and forces her over in the fetal position. Krystal then reaches up and grabs one of the loose chains off the side of the cage as Ashe stomps down on Cass a few more times. And after grabbing her and dragging Sam to her feet, Ashe brings a knee into her torso to buckle her over just in time for Krystal to swing the chain downwards like a whip cracking her across the back with it! Sonny Siaki � DAMN IT!... Ashe and Krystal have NO Class at all!... NONE! Kelly Clarkson � You�re absolutely right Sonny, Cassandra Rave didn�t have a chance to win right from the get-go and now Ashe is just using this as a means of digging at Jason Spirit�s soul! After dropping back down to her knees, Cass lets out a shriek as Krystal lashes her across the backside a second time with the heavy metal chain. And as she whips her a third Ashe grabs the baseball bat Sam pulled off the cage wall and after extending a hand to Krystal as if to say �hold up� Ashe reaches down and grabs a handful of Cass� hair before dragging her back up to her feet. Sonny Siaki � Cassie Rave is already bleeding and badly beaten here in the opening moments of this damn match! Kelly Clarkson � And they�re probably not going to stop until there is nothing left of her! Shoving Cass backwards and against the wall, Ashe then steps forward and swings the bat CRACKING her in the lower rib cage with a sickening �thud�. Cass shrieks aloud and drops back to her knees before wrapping her arms against her ribs as she cries out continually in agony. Kelly Clarkson � OH what a shot, DAMN it! Sonny Siaki � And Krystal is now getting a bag of thumbtacks off the side of that cage... I�ve got a really bad feeling about this! Pulling a bag of tacks off the cage wall, Krystal smirks defiantly before opening up the cloth sack and dumping the tacks out along the middle of the ring. Ashe then drops the baseball bat and pulls the beaten Rave up to her feet before grabbing her arm and whipping her towards Krystal. Sonny Siaki � And Backdrop! |