Sia takes advantage of the situation and immediately clamors over Hall and hooks the leg.1...!
Hall quickly kicks out with authority, visibly pushing Sia off of him. Sia regains her vertical base along with Chris and both lock eyes as he jaws at her in disproval of her cunning. She nods, shrugging a bit before catching him with a kick to the midsection and gripping the belt of his shorts before flipping him with a vicious snap suplex. She gets back to her feet and goes back against the ropes with a rebound that sends her baseball sliding into Hall, nearly sending him out of the ring. Chris Hall shakes his head out, slowly getting to his feet alongside the far ropes. Sia gets up another head of steam and looks straight to take off Chris Hall's head with a clothesline.
THUMP!
Chris Hall yanks down the top rope and ducks under Sia as she sends herself flying over the top rope and landing with a thud in front of the announce booth. He grins, brushing his hands off as though he'd been playing possum the entire time. Sia is on her hands and knees outside the ring, coughing from the wind being driven out of her chest upon landing.
1!
Sia slowly regains her footing as Chris Hall exits the ring and walks over, catching her cold in the chin with a stiff right hand. The crowd boos mercilessly and he smirks before grabbing her by the back of the hair and tossing her back into the ring.
Jay: You get a shot of that?Bob nods, holding his binoculars up and doing an 'ok' sign with his hand.Chris Hall gets back into the ring and lies across Sia with a grin and a thumbs up sign as the referee slaps the mat.
1...!
2...!
Sia kicks out at the 2 1/2, and Hall looks put off at her resiliance. He stands and pulls her up to her feet, steadying himself and her for a kick to the gut. He kicks, and Sia grabs his ankle, preventing him from going any further. Hall hops on one leg for a second before flipping himself around and catching her across the neck with a spinning mule kick. Sia is down briefly, rolling to her stomach and holding her neck as Chris gets back to his feet. Chris grabs Sia's feet, turning her over and adding further insult to injury as he drops both his legs down against her groin and pelvic bone. He rolls back, off of Sia before again pulling himself to her and hooking one leg up to force the pinfall once again.
1...!
2...!
Sia kicks out again and Hall is getting frustrated. He runs his hand through his hair before standing up with both feet to each side of Sia's head. He stands on her hair, grabbing her by the hands and pulling upward as she kicks her feet in frustration and pain. The referee begins to a 5 count for him to break the hold, but he breaks it at one before the crowd begins to boo at his underhanded tactics. The crowd begins to cheer as Sia regains her footing and again Hall goes for a kick to the mid-section. Sia grabs his leg again and quickly takes him down with an arm around the knee, dragging him down to the mat. With Hall down, Foster mounts the challenger and begins to strike quickly with lefts and rights much to the crowd's approval. Hall blocks a fair amount of the blows before pushing his arms between her punches and shoves her backwards off of him. He touches to his nose, making sure that there's no blood dripping off of his nasal cavity before he takes a running charge at the now standing Foster. She moves, dropping down and executing a drop toe hold, causing him to wring himself over the ropes.
Jay: Snake eyes baby! He oughta hit the casinos with those odds.Bob claps for the young and pretty Sia Hudson while opening up a date book and looking it over with a pencil. Jay shakes his head and takes it away from Bob before pointing back at the ring.Jay: I heard she's married dude. No dice.Bob looks saddened and Sia grabs Hall by the head and hoists him up only to drop him back down with a flawlessly executed DDT. Hall is down and Sia drops to the mat to hook the leg.1...!
2....!
3...?
No! Hall managed to snag his foot on the bottom rope and Sia looks at the foot in bewilderment. She knocks his foot away from the ropes and pulls him closer towards the middle of the ring. Chris Hall regains a vertical base and shoves Sia back away from him. She comes at him once more with a dropkick that takes Hall off of his feet. Sia kneels behind Hall and wraps her arms down around him in an inverted facelock and clamping in her modified Dragon Sleeper 'Black Out'! The crowd cheers as Hall kicks to free himself and Sia pulls back harder, driving her knee into the back of Chris Hall and applying more pressure. He fights it and the crowd heats up even more, some of the front rows standing to get a better look at the action in the ring.
Jay: She's got him tied up like a porn star dude! Where do we sign up for this stuff anyway?Bob points backstage and Jay shrugs.Jay: Yeah but that means someone like Dozer yo. I'm not down with that man on man stuff.The crowd starts to chant towards the ring in a hypnotic drone of 'Tap Out' and with Sia wrenching back Hall has no choice but to try and slap his hand against Sia's arm and the referee calls for the bell to signal the end of the match.Jay: Sia just advanced in the King of the Ring tournament, but her next opponent is going to be the winner of John Cena versus Jason Spirit later tonight.Bob just shakes his head and Jay nods in agreement.Jay: No kidding, I would have forfeited the match too.Hall is left half nursing his sore neck and back as Sia exits to backstage to the crowd's approval.
Match 2
KOTR Round 1
Alabama vs Madison Jayde
We open up seeing the fans cheering on and enjoying ECWF this far and can not wait to see what happens next. The camera man looks all around the crowds they cheer and yell at the camera. Some group of people where chanting "ECWF, ECWF, ECWF". The camera man then went from the crowds to inside the middle of the ring where we see Lillian *Wearing a black leather skirt that touches her knee, With her famous long black high heel boots on, With black tank top on, Her hair was half way up.*She was standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on her face as she looks around at the fans she then puts the ECWF Microphone near her lips to speak. The crowd calm down.
Lillian:Ladies and gentleman the next match its is a one on one singles match of the King of the ring tournament round one.
The camera man went from the ring to the entrance way where we heard Alabama theme song playing though out the sound system as the crowd go wild we see Alabama up on the ramp doing her pose and waving at the fans she then makes her way down the ramp clapping the fans hands.
Lillian:Makeing her way down to the ring at this time she is from Macon Georgia Alabama!
Alabama walks up the ramp and went though the bottom ropes she gets back up waving at the fans. She runs around the ring a little bit with her game look on her face for she wants to advance in this King Of The Ring just as much as the person she will go one on one with. Alabama jumps up in down as her theme song stop Lillian looks over at Alabama she then looks at the entrance way.
Lillian:And her opponent is from Adamdorf Germany. She is also the Extreme champion Madison Jayde!
The crowd boos as Madison Jayde comes out yelling at the fans to shut up. She pulls the belt on her right should proud to be the extreme champion belt. She walks pass by some one who flip her off but she just ignoring them as. Madison walks up the ring step and walks on the ring apron she then bends down going under the bottom ropes as well. Madison made her way towards Alabama and gets in her face holding the belt up in the air with her cocky smirk on her face. Alabama had her normal look on her face as she gets in her face. The referee step in the middle between the two.
Jim Ross:Ladies and Gentleman what a match we have in store for you right now. The new comer Alabama who went though The Tenseness Cowboy and Chris Benoit last week in her debut match.
Jerry Lawler:There are four puppy's in that match JR!
Jim Ross:Oh for god shake King get a hold of yourself.
Jerry Lawler:What I love me some puppies! Haha!
Madison theme song fades away as she hands her belt over to the referee. Madison had her cocky look on her face because she is facing this new comer. Sure she is some what new her but not real new like she is. The bell ring Alabama and Madison stay in the middle of the ring staring down at each other. They was talking trash to each but that all stop as soon as Madison gave Alabama right in left cheek. Alabama turn around hard. The crowd boos as Madison laughing at her. Alabama had that really piss off look on her face as she spear her to the mat and start throwing left and right to her head. The crowd cheer on because they love it just as much as we did.
Jim Ross:My god King did you see that?
Jerry Lawler:Yes JR. She almost knock her out. But now its what I'm talking about woman on woman fighting.
Jim Ross:Oh stop it King!
The referee start to count to five to Alabama. She gets up and back up some. Madison was laying there as if she was hart from the spear shot. But as soon as Alabama walks over to pick her up. Madison grabs Alabama by her shirt and throws her to the outside where she land hard you can here the thud though out the floor. Madison takes a breather for a little bit before rolling out to the outside. Madison picks up Alabama who was slowly moving around. She was on all four of her legs. Madison see this opening and kick her hard in the gut which Alabama yell in pain. The Referee stops and yell for her to get back in the ring. Madison just smirk as she roll in the roll back out of the ring. The crowd boos as she pick up the heart Alabama Madison grabs her by her left arm with her right arm she swings her all the way to the ring step which she hit hard with her knee. We hear the crash but she is so light it didn't move. Madison smile for she is proud of herself.
Jim Ross:My god King Madison Jayde really wants to go on to the King Of The Ring. I mean so far its been all Madison.
Jerry Lawler:Well Madsion has been wrestling hear way before Alabama came here.
Madison walks over to Alabama who was holding her left knee Madison smile because she sees Alabama weakness now. Madison grabs her by her belt buckle and toss her back in the ring. Madison slides underneath the ropes and gets back on her feet. Madison bends down and picks up Alabama and place her on her feet. She then scoops her up and body slam her half way in the middle of the ring. The crowd boo as Madison climbs up to the top ropes but her backside was facing the ring mat.
Jim Ross:What the hell is Madison going to do?
Jerry Lawler:I don't know but I'm likening the view of Alabama now I can see her puppies!
Jim Ross:Damn it king there is a great wrestling match going on!
Madison gets to the top and stands up tall be then flips backwards to a Moonsault but a the last second Alabama found it in her to move out the way which send Madison crashing into the middle of the ring. The crowd roar as Madison hold her gut flopping around like a dead fish. The crowd then chant Alabama, Alabama, Alabama! The referee counts one, Two , Three ,Four, Five. As soon as he gets to the five count Madison rolls out the ring on the left side of the ring. Alabama gets up to her feet limping she then runs to the ropes and the run fast towards the rope and goes though the middle of the ropes and dive right on Madison which made her fall backwards and hit her lower back on the guardrail before she feel down with Alabama who is now holding her left hurt knee after that dive Alabama also show that she is in pain as well. The crowd went nuts and start to chant holey shit, holey shit.
Jim Ross:These Ladies might be broken in half king! Good God O mighty!
Jerry Lawler:I'm speech less Jim.
Alabama quickly gets up to her feet but limps back to ring apron and slides in the ring while the referee was at a eight. Madison holding her lower back in had a look of pain quickly slides in but to end up with a ax handle to the back which made Madison feel more pain. Alabama gets up to both of her feet she then bends down picking up Madison by her hair she head butt her once then throw her to the turnbuckle. Alabama looks at the crowd who was cheering her on. As she gets all pump up she climbs to the second rope looking down at Madison she begin to give her big rights. The referee is telling her to get down but she is ignoring him.
Jim Ross:What a match we are having King. These two are giving it there all and a little more.
Jerry Lawler:I say these two really want to be king of the ring and get the shot at the world title.
As soon as Alabama got to eight she stop as she looks around at the crowd for a few second enjoying the cheer but that is where her rookie mistake came in. As then Madison grabs her by her leg and pick her up from the corner and runs to the middle of the ring and gave her a big power bomb. The crowd switch from cheering to booing. Madison and Alabama lay there for a while until the Referee got to a five count the they both then gets up looking to be all tired and what not. They both are giving each other left and right but then Alabama gets the upper hand but quickly it turn over when Madison poke her in the eye. And placing Alabama head under her right arm which leads to a Jayde Effect. The crowd boo as Madison goes for the pin one two she place her foot on the rope to make sure the referee counts to three which he did. Madison quickly move her feet away from the ropes as the referee said ring the bell.
Lillian:Here is your winner Madison Jayde!
Jim Ross:Damn it king she stole that one!
Jerry Lawler:She did I didn't see nothing? All I was seeing is four puppies!
Jim Ross:Oh for the love of god.
The scene fades away to black seeing Madison all smiling with her extreme belt held up high in the air.
Match 3
KOTR Round 1
Chris Benoit vs Caleb Xanders
Kelly Clarkson
Ladies and Gentlemen: welcome back to ECWF. We just witnessed Sia Foster beat Chris Hall and Madison Jayde beat Alabama, both advancing to the next round.
Sonny Siaki
And next up, we have Chris Benoit going against newcomer Caleb Xanders. This should be a good match, as Caleb and Eclipse have hit off to a bad start. This could be a regular grudge match if not for the King of The Ring, but nonetheless, it will be fun to watch.
Just then, Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits the P.A system. Chris Benoit steps out from behind the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. As he begins walking down the ramp�
Sonny Siaki
OH! Caleb Xanders wasting NO time.
Kelly Clarkson
That was a cheap shot! How can you be excited about that?
Sonny Siaki
Normally, I wouldn�t condone those types of actions. But this match has a lot at stake.
Caleb Xanders slams a steel chair into Benoit�s back. Multiple times. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. He throws the chair and picks up Benoit, Irish Whipping him into the steel post of the ring. His head bounces off of it like a basketball, and busts Benoit open. Caleb rolls Benoit into the ring and slides in himself, and the ref rings the bell. Benoit tries to use Caleb�s shirt to pull him up, but Caleb grabs his neck and pushes him down. Still holding his neck, he picks him up and delivers his finisher, the Crucifix Powerbomb. As Chris Benoit is pretty much laid out, Caleb jumps to the top turnbuckle and delivers The 812. He pins...
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3!
The crowd gives a light cheer as Caleb's arm is raised. Xanders makes his way backstage, happy that he has advanced to the second round of the King of the Ring Tournament. The show then fades to a commercial break.
Match 4
KOTR Round 1
Rex Doser vs Avril Lavigne
The cameras return to the ECWF arena and upon the commentators table where Kelly and Sonny sit for commentary. The fans behind them are going WILD in anticipation for the next King of the Ring qualifying match
Kelly Clarkson � Welcome BACK to Monday night Madness!
Sonny Siaki � and what a GREAT show we�ve had thus far, and up next is the battle of Eclipse members as Dozer is set to square off against the disenfranchised Avril Lavigne!
Kelly Clarkson � And there�s been a lot of speculation as to whether or not Avril will attempt to fight the monster known as Dozer, who has reportedly told her to lie down like a good team player and not risk death!
Avril�s theme begins to play over the P.A system and as the fans start there booing she makes her way out to the top of the ramp. Dressed in a pair of baggy jeans and a grungy shirt, she carries a skateboard under her right arm and a smirk on her face as she holds up her middle finger to the scornful ECWF crowd.
Sonny Siaki � And these people are giving it to Avril, they really hate her!
Kelly Clarkson � Well after first renaming the U.S title the �Canadian Championship� then defecting to Eclipse, it�s no wonder her fan base has turned the other way!
After making her way down the ramp, she drops her skateboard and jumps up onto the apron before rolling into the ring under the bottom rope. Then, after standing upright she turns her attention to the top of the ramp as the cameras pan in on the rampway...
BOOM!
Fireworks EXPLODE off the top of the ramp followed by the sound of Dozer�s theme song, the booing only picks up momentum as the monstrous Dozer makes his way out o the top of the ramp. Dressed in a pair of camouflage pants and a pair of military boots, a sadistic smirk resides on his face as he walks slowly down the ramp and towards the ring.
Sonny Siaki � One can only hope that she plans on lying down in this match... otherwise we�ll be looking at a massacre here Kelly..
Kelly Clarkson � I couldn�t agree with you more Sonny
Upon reaching the ring, Dozer grabs the top ropes and steps up onto the apron before then stepping over the top ropes and entering the ring. As he stares at the much smaller Avril Lavigne his theme fades away and the ring bell sounds
Kelly Clarkson � And there�s the bell!
Sonny Siaki � And they are approaching one another... I think Avril might actually try and fight him!
Avril takes a few steps forward prompting Dozer to extend a hand and press it on her forehead, as he holds her arms length away Avril swings through air trying to hit his torso... The fans who pick up on the obvious running joke by Eclipse, continue to boo as Dozer removes his hand from Avril�s head
Sonny Siaki � And some bad acting by Dozer and Avril... This just proves that not all musicians can act...
Kelly Clarkson � Which is why I stick to this!
Avril turns and runs to the ropes, bouncing off she charges back at Dozer who picks up a foot. Ducking under the half-assed big boot attempt Avril runs and bounces off the ropes on the other side before charging back at Rex who spins around and taps her chest with his pinky finger. Lavigne SNAPS to the mat and lies sprawled out as Dozer drops to his knees and places a hand on her chest...
Kelly Clarkson � Well, that�ll be it... At leased Avril was smart, now she�ll be healthy for her rematch against Edge!
The ref dives to the mat and counts 1....2...3!! The bell rings as Dozer�s theme begins to play over the P.A system once again. And as he stands up and has his arm raised in victory the cameras fade to another commercial break...
Match 5
KOTR Round 1
K.O. Jones vs Randy Orton
Kelly Clarkson
So far tonight, we have had Dozer, Caleb Xanders, and Madison Jayde move onto the second round of King of the Ring. And the next match will determine the fate of Kalvin Orlando Jones, or K.O. Jones, and Randy Keith Orton.
Sonny Siaki
Yes it will Kelly. And it promises to be an explosive match. And here comes Randy Orton now.
Burn in my light, by Mercy Drive hits the p.a system as the fans in attendance let out a roar of boos. Orton emerges from behind the curtains as he poses on the stage. Walking down the ramp with a cocky walk, Orton slides into the ring once he reaches it. His face shows pure focus, as he knows his chance to become the ECWF World Heavyweight champion lies in the hands of this match. He looks up towards the stage as he waits for Kalvin Jones.
Just then, Many Men, by 50 Cent hits the p.a system as the fans do the opposite of Orton�s entrance and ROAR with cheers for this big angry black man. He doesn�t take the time to pose, as he knows the fans love him, and he doesn�t need to waste his time showing off for that to happen. He breaks into a run and slides into the ring, immediately kipping to his feet and spearing the shit out of Orton.
Kelly Clarkson
OH! And Kalvin makes sure he gets the first move here tonight. I just hope he doesn�t get too cocky because of this early advantage
Sonny Siaki
I don�t think you will have to worry about that Kelly. This guy knows what he is doing in that ring, and he can fight. I wouldn�t be surprised if he went all the way in this King of the Ring tournament.
Kelly Clarkson
True, but you can�t count out Randy Orton. He also knows what he is doing. In WWE he was the youngest World Champion in history, and he is a third generation superstar, trained by Ric Flair and Triple H.
Sonny Siaki
Trained by Ric Flair and Triple H, yes. But Triple H left WWE for ECWF, making him one of the greatest champions we have ever had. You have to think he didn�t waste a lot of time on Orton. And Flair, he might have been a great wrestler in his time, but he needs to retire. And youngest WWE World Champion in history, true. But the WWE didn�t have superstars like Ashe Draven, Jason Spirit, Cassandra Rave, Genocide, or K.O Jones. I�m not saying he isn�t a great superstar, but he certainly isn�t as hyped up here as he was in ECWF.
After the vicious spear, Jones has kept on him with numerous punches to the face. The ref is trying to get Jones off of him, but to no avail. Eventually, the ref gets frustrated.
Kelly Clarkson
K.O better let up. He�s going to get himself disqualified if he doesn�t.
As if he could hear her words of advice, he lets up and backs off. But as soon as Orton gets to his feet, he takes off at a jog towards Jones, and is immediately knocked off his feet with a big boot. Kalvin, not wanting to waste anytime, picks up his opponent by his black RKO shirt, which is really an N.W.O shirt rip off, and throws him into the turnbuckle. As Kalvin charges for a clothesline, Orton gets his feet up to kick the charging black man. The impact causes Jones to turn around and hunch over, holding his face, which Orton takes as a perfect opportunity to drop kick him in the back. Jones goes down face first as Orton waits for him to get up.
Kelly Clarkson
Orton was beginning to gain momentum there, but I can�t say it�s a good idea to wait for Jones to get up.
Sonny Siaki
I have to agree with you on that one. Take it from me, I�ve been in that ring. If you get the momentum in a match, do not wait for your opponent to get up, without expecting the worst.
Kelly Clarkson
But you can�t expect him to go non stop, he has to take a breather every once in a while.
Sonny Siaki
True, but it better be a fast one. And Orton with a kick to the gut.
Orton begins a kicking assault getting Kalvin�s entire upper body in a frenzy of kicks. Orton backs away from his opponent and slides out of the ring, walking to the announcers table to grab a chair.
Kelly Clarkson
This can�t be good.
Sonny Siaki
It�s mind games Kelly. Orton is just making Jones think he will use some kind of weapon. But he isn�t dumb enough to get himself disqualified in a king of the ring match. He knows Kalvin will think fight fire with fire, causing Jones to get a chair, and then JONES will get disqualified.
Kelly Clarkson
But you have to believe that, just like Orton, Jones isn�t dumb enough to do that in a match of this much importance.
Orton slides into the ring, as Kalvin makes it to his feet. The ref, of course, is at Orton�s throat, trying to get him to release the chair. Orton refuses, and Jones takes advantage of this.
Sonny Siaki
OH! KALVIN DROP KICKED THE REF!
Kelly Clarkson
What is he up to?
The ref snaps forward, after getting drop kicked in the back, sending his head smacking into the chair in Orton�s hands. The ref rolls out of the ring, leaving the two violent, hungry men to do whatever they please. Orton decides to do an ECW style moved, throwing the chair at Kalvin�hard. Unfortunately for Orton, it wasn�t hard enough for the black guy, as Jones catches it in his right hand.
Kelly Clarkson
Sonny, I think it�s about to get brutal.
Sonny Siaki
I agree. Parents at home, send your kids to bed. Parents here, send your kids to get some nachos. You might not want them to see this.
Orton looks scared, as Jones raises the chair over his head. Orton, not knowing what to do, sprints towards him, looking to spear him off his feet. But Kalvin was quicker. He brought the chair down on Orton�s back, stopping him dead in his tracks. Orton goes down, as Kalvin steps out of the ring. He searches under the ring, finding a table. He pulls it out, and slides it into the ring. He grabs another table, and slides it into the ring, before sliding himself in. He kicks Orton in the head as he struggles to get up, making sure he will stay down. Kalvin sets the first table up in the middle of the ring, and then the second table on top of it.
Sonny Siaki
Nothing good happens when you have two tables stacked up in the middle of the ring like that. What does Jones have in mind?
Kelly Clarkson
I don�t know Sonny. But you can�t like Orton�s chances right about now.
Kalvin picks Orton up and throws him into the turnbuckle, closest to the tables. He picks him up and sits him on the top rope. Then, he climbs up himself so they are both standing on the top turnbuckle.
Kelly Clarkson
SUPERPLEX!
Sonny Siaki
THROUGH THE TABLE! That took BOTH men out.
Kalvin somehow pulls himself over to Orton and covers him. But the ref is still out. Kalvin doesn�t realize that no one is counting, so he just lies there until he hears the bell. But he never does hear the bell. Eventually, a ref is seen sprinting down the ramp, and slides into the ring. He counts.
Sonny Siaki
One. Two. Thr�
Kelly Clarkson
NO! Too much time, Orton kicked out. How did he do that?
Sonny Siaki
I don�t know, but I have a feeling that if a ref counted when Jones first pinned, this match would be over by now.
Kelly Clarkson
I can�t deny that. But I am glad the match will continue. It has been a great match thus far.
The ref begins counting, as both men are still down.
1
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3
4
5
6
7
Both men have utilized the ropes to get to there feet, stopping the count down. They slug it out for a while, sending rights and lefts to each others jaws. Orton, out of nowhere, goes for the RKO. But Jones catches him and THROWS him out of the ring. Orton hits hard, causing him to arch his back in pain. The ref begins to count the ring out.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Sonny Siaki
Orton hasn�t budged. I think Jones just won this match.
8
9
Kelly Clarkson
Well this one isn�t over yet. Jones just climbed out of the ring to start the count over.
Sonny Siaki
he doesn�t want a cheap win like that. Jones is sliding Orton into the ring.
Kelly Clarkson
He picks him up and�
Sonny Siaki
OH! SHOT IN THE DARK!
the impact is massive, as Orton flops in pain. Then, Jones, instead of going for the pin, walks to the opposite corner, and motions for Orton to get up. When he finally does�
Kelly Clarkson
DERAILER!
The modified spear folds Orton up like an accordion. Jones goes for the pin.
1
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3
Kelly Clarkson
And Jones is going on to round two. He will face Madison Jayde in round two.
Sonny Siaki
That will be a good fight as well, as the Extreme champion goes to face the former East Coast champion.
Kelly Clarkson
That will be really exciting to watch. And up next we have Stacy Cena against Genocide. That will be exciting. You just have to wonder if John Cena will be a factor in this match. WE will find out next after these commercials.
Sonny Siaki
I hate those damn things.
Kelly Clarkson
We all do Sonny.
As Jones�s theme song plays, the camera gets a final glimpse of him walking up the ramp before cutting to commercial.
Match 6
KOTR Round 1
Genocide vs Stacy Cena
Madness and all everyone is talking about is the King of the Ring and who will make it into the next round already places have been decided with rightful winners going through and our next match up is no exception, hoping to advance into the next round of the King of the Ring tournament is either Stacey Cena or Genocide who will advance read on to find out.
The Madness arena is sold out per usual and everyone is on the edge of their seats waiting to see who will advance in this next match. Mr. Kennedy is seen standing in the ring with his 1960�s style microphone in his hand he is waiting to call the next match.
Mr. Kennedy: without any further ado stick your bums in your seats and get ready for a match of epic proportions alright so I�m lying freaking shoot me.
Mr. Kennedy smirks.
Mr. Kennedy: Ladies and Germs this following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!! It has a 1hr time limit and is for further advancement in the King of the Ring Tournament.. TOURNAMENT!!
Mr. Kennedy: first he hails from Anchorage Alaska he weights in tonight at a sizzling 212lbs and may I just add has no freaking manners give it up for Genocide.. GENOCIDE!!
Headstrong by Trapt plays over the PA system and out walks Genocide he looks determined with no Madison Jayde now to hold him back he seems more focused than ever that this is now his time and that he might be an underdog in this King of the Ring but he�s going to upset a few people and get his rightful shot at the World Heavyweight Championship.
Genocide slaps hands with the fans at ringside and even scribbles his name on a woman�s chest in the crowd man life is once again sweet. Genocide runs towards the ring and slides he bounces off the ropes back and forth while he awaits his opponent the ever dangerous Stacey Cena.
Mr: Kennedy: secondly she hails from John Cena�s bedroom she weight in tonight at a staggering amazing sexual flatulent 130lbs this is Stacey Cena.. CEEEEENNNNNAAAAAAAA!!
Stacey walks out from the entrance curtain she is seen with her hair loose wearing a pair of commando style shorts and a tank top similar to what she wore when she used to run with The Dudley Boys in the WWE!! Stacey blows kisses out towards her fans in the arena.
Stacey walks down to the ring and steps through the ropes stopping halfway so everyone can admire her pert ass-cheeks she then extends her legs so she is now into the ring and blows more kisses. Genocide is eying her up eager to start this contest the referee calls for the bell.
Jay: Well lunchbox this match is for all the marbles this match is too see who will advance to the next round of the King of the Ring tournament who are you picking to win this whole thing? I�m putting ten dollars on Jason Spirit winning this whole thing he did afterall get us our jobs back.
Silent Bob nods in agreement he pulls out a notepad from this trench-coat and a pen and scribbles something down, he shows it up too Jay which seen written is DOZER!!
Jay: pass whatever shit you been smoking Dozer he couldn�t fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Tell me what it�s gonna be like Bob when I take your 10 dollars bitch!!
Bob scribbles down on the notepad HA!! HA!! Jay gets the point and asks to cut down to the ring where the following match-up between Stacey and Genocide is about to begin.
Jay: well there�s the opening bell and this one is finally underway we have the fine ass that is Stacey Kiebler against the man who can�t keep his women down Genocide HELL HE LIKES TO FUCK MEN!!
Bob shakes his head it was never proven he went with that man dressed as a woman. Back in the ring Stacey and Genocide are feeling each other out. Genocide is teasing Stacey by asking her for a test of strength. Stacey responds by kicking Genocide into the stomach, she then backs him into the ropes before nailing him with the brunt of her elbow. The chain gang cheer when Genocide rubbing his jaw rolls to the outside.
Jay: what a bitch he�s getting his ass kicked by a girl.
Bob scribbles down on his notepad the word BITCH!!
Jay: you know it you fat fuck.
Genocide gets back in the ring but is met with a running drop kick by Stacey which keeps him on the outside. Stacey gets back to her feet and does a cartwheel in the ring feeling somewhat pleased that at the moment Genocide has had no offence on her whatsoever.
Jay: imagine what she can do with her legs Bob.
Bob scribbles down something he turns his notepad once again to face Jay which has STACEY�S LEGS = HOT!!
Jay: you got that right my heterosexual life partner.
Genocide holding his face gets back into the ring Stacey points into the air before shooting off the ropes looking for another dropkick however Genocide has other idea�s soon as he sees her coming he moves out of the way and Stacey goes clean through the middle rope to the outside.
Jay: THAT BITCH JUST CRASHED AND BURNED!!
Genocide points to his temple insisting he is smart, he gets back in the ring and waits by the ropes awaiting Stacey to get back to his feet. Genocide bounces up on the ropes and hits a standing shooting star press to Stacey on the outside he hits it too perfection even landing on his feet. The crowd in admiration chant out.
HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Genocide takes a bow, he picks up Stacey and rolls her into the ring, rebounding off the ropes he hits a slingshot float over and immediately goes for the cover.
ONE!!
TWO!!
Kick out by Stacey, she�s far from done in this contest. Genocide grabs Stacey by the hair and whips her into the turnbuckle he runs off and hits her with a hard clothesline in the corner holding on he drops her face first into the canvas with a bulldog once again he goes for the cover.
ONE!!
TWO!!
Another kick out still Stacey is too strong. Genocide grabs Stacey by her arms as her back faces upright, he holds of both of Stacey�s arms in place while Genocide places a foot over her face, lifting her up with her arms he brings his foot down hard sending her face down hard into the canvas.
FUCK HER UP GENOCIDE!! FUCK HER UP!!
Jay: holy mother of god that move was off the fizzle.
Genocide doesn�t check to see if Stacey is amongst the living instead he goes for the cover.
ONE!!
TWO!!
THR �
No Stacey has her foot on the ropes. Genocide pulls Stacey�s up to his level her face is a blood crimson mass, he is signalling to drop her with a piledriver he hooks Stacey and lifts her up but he looks over to the side of him and sees the announce table where Jay and Silent Bob are located. Genocide dumps Stacey down and makes a beesline for that table.
Jay: looks like we are going to be joined by Genocide.
Bob nods he goes to get up from his chair but Jay pushes him down calling him a pussy for leaving like this. Genocide starts pulling the monitors from the announce table.
Jay: Motherfucker I can�t see shit.
Genocide now hoists Stacey on his shoulders before carrying her onto the announce table using Bob�s chair he has now vacated he climbs and positions Stacey the same way he had her in the ring with her head trapped between his legs, he lifts Stacey up looking to drop her clean on her neck.
Silent Bob can�t take this he reaches out and grabs a leg of Genocide who is in complete shock same with Jay. Silent Bob drags Genocide across the table and lifts him up the electric chair drop position. Jay helps Stacey back to her feet while poor Genocide is chair dropped stomach first into the announce table he bounces off clutching at his ribs.
The referee is issuing a ten count while all this is going on. Jay and Silent Bob look at each other they don�t want this match to end this way. Jay grabs Genocide and rolls him in the ring the same time Bob is throwing Stacey Cena back in the ring, now they have to get up before the count of ten which the referee is registering in the ring.
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!
FIVE!!
Back at the announce position both Jay and Silent Bob look at each other they don�t thing that either Stacey or Genocide will make the ten count. Jay removes his headset same with Bob and they enter the ring and Jay grabs Genocide, Bob Stacey and they help them to their feet by propping them against the ring ropes, the madness arena erupts.
Jay and Silent Bob then go back to the announce position where they can call the remainder of this action. The referee in the ring doesn�t know what to do but he can�t count both competitors out seeing that they are up right just.
It�s now a waiting game to see who has the most resolve. Stacey begins to stir she falls from hanging off the ropes onto the ring canvas she shakes the cobwebs from her head and reaches upto her face with her hand, she looks down and see�s its blood red, it�s a funny thing what happens when you see your own blood.
Stacey charges at Genocide in the corner she forearms him like a wild pit-bull. Stacey then kicks him in the midsection before monkey flipping Genocide out of the corner. Genocide lands on his tailbone and yelps out in pain. Stacey shoots to her feet she�s not impressed.
Stacey Cena: MAKE ME BLEED WOULD YOU!!
Stacey grabs Genocide and whips him across the ring she clothesline him once and then again. Stacey screams for Genocide to get to her feet, Stacey revs up her elbow she looks to be setting up for something WHAM!! Roaring Elbow to Genocide which almost took his head clean off.
Bob while this is happening is still scribbling in his notepad he shows Jay what he has wrote it says COVER HIM STACY!! Jay at the top of his lungs shouts out his heterosexual life partners words of wisdom.
Jay: COVER HIM SNOOGINS!!
Stacey nods back at Jay and covers Genocide.
ONE!!
TWO!!
Kick out by Genocide he�s too strong at the moment. Stacey plants another of her long legs deep into the pit of Genocides stomach he buckle�s she runs off the ropes and hooks him FLATLINER!! Stacey goes for the cover once more.
ONE!!
TWO!!
THR �
Again Genocide is too strong and powers out. Stacey waits for him to get back to his feet but he catches her with a strong knee rocking her backwards. Stacey grabs Genocide in a headlock trying to halt his offence but Genocide pushes her across the ring he charges at Stacey but she wraps her huge long luscious pins around the neck of Genocide, she does the whirly bird and then still with her leg around his neck drops him head first into the canvas.
Stacey goes for the cover..
ONE!!
TWO!!
THRE �
NO!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON Madison Jayde is out she just put Genocides foot on the bottom rope the referee has no idea what is going on. Stacey kicks out towards Madison who runs around the other side of the ring. Madison with her extreme championship proudly around her waist sweet-talks Silent Bob into giving up his chair.
Jay: Bobs gonna get some pussy!!
Jay starts dry humping Silent Bob while Madison has other intentions she swings the chair at Stacey she�s waiting for Genocide to get too his feet. Stacey takes her eyes off Madison which gives Madison time to get into the ring and hit her plan of action, she runs with the steel folding chair in her hand and SLAM!!
Who did she hit the referee calls for the bell the crowd in attendance boo and chant horrid remarks, the referee calls over Mr. Kennedy and tells him what�s going down with a huge smirk on this face Mr. Kennedy takes great pleasure in calling out the referee�s decision.
Mr. Kennedy: Ladies and Germs I have just been informed by the referee who has a receding hairline that this match is officially over.. so the winner of the match and advancing to the King of the Ring second round by DQ I might add is none other than Genocide.. GENOCIDE!!
The crowd chant BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! Madison has a sick smile over her face, she kicks Genocide out the ring setting her sights fully on Stacey Cena. Madison slams the chair down over her head and licks the blood of Stacey�s from it.
YOU SICK FUCK!! YOU SICK FUCK!!
Jay: I have to agree there Bob and you like this woman.
Bob writes down on his notepad something else which reads SHE�S A FREAK!!
Jay nods in approval Bob does have a point. Madison being pelted with rubbish bats it away she wants to prove why she is the extreme champion and why nobody should over look her when it comes to her environment. Madison grabs the same chair and places it upright in the ring.
Madison picks up Stacey and hoists her up over her head she climbs up the chair set in the ring and drops Stacey with a brainbuster breaking the chair and possibly her neck in half. The crowd boos further. Madison rips off the extreme championship from around her waist and shoves it in the face of Stacey.
Madison: You see this belt Stace you have no right to ever hold it, only the baddest bitch in this company gets that right and your looking at her. Now is the Madison Jayde era I�m a free woman now I ditched my deadweight loser of a boyfriend and from now on things are looking up.
Madison: so Stacey take your 40� inch pins and get the fuck out of my ring oh and before I forget here�s a leaving present.
Madison grabs Stacey by her injured neck she stamps on the folding chair trying to make it as flat as possible. Madison hooks Stacey around the neck and as a rush of cheers goes up by these fans on Madness. Madison drops Stacey with the Jayde Effect.
John Cena rushes the ring and swings at Madison but she grabs her extreme title and flees John would give chase but he�s more interested in his wife and the condition she is now in. what a match and so far what a night and the best news is it�s far from over.
Match 7
KOTR Round 1
Cassandra Rave vs Tennessee Cowboy
Standing inside the glorious squared circle, is the lovely Kelly Clarkson. She has a microphone in hand and a sweet look on her face. The crowd falls silent as she begins to speak.
Kelly Clarkson: "Ladies and Gentlemen. I have been informed that the Tennessee Cowboy has been HOSPITALIZED earlier tonight. While we are unsure of the specifics regarding this tragedy, I have been notified by Michael Stone that the scheduled King of the Ring match between Cassandra Rave and Tennessee Cowboy will NOT take place..."
The crowd begins to boo. They were very anxious to see Cassandra Rave back in action tonight. Kelly nods sympathetically, but a smile soon spreads across her face.
Kelly Clarkson: "However, due to the nature of the match...it has been ruled that Tennessee Cowboy is FORFIET! Therefore...Cassandra Rave moves onto the second round of the King of the Ring Tournament!"
The crowd erupts in cheer at this news. Kelly claps her hands happily. Yet, everyone's jubilant mood fades quickly as "Changes" by the Deftones plays over the P.A. Ashe Draven makes his way out, dressed in his Armani suit with the World title slung over his right shoulder. It doesn't take him long to get to the ring and Kelly hands him her microphone which he politely asks for.
Ashe Draven: "I'm sure you all agree that Cassandra Rave advancing in this tournament is a good thing. She now is set to face my ungrateful student Genocide in the next round. I can't wait to witness which of my students are the better. I have trained both of them well and you all can expect a grand match. Anyways, I'm babbling so I'll get right to the point as to why I've come out here. I have made a decision regarding who I shall be facing at King of the Ring."
Kelly mimics the crowds interests as she listens closely to what Ashe has to say.
Ashe Draven: "Listen carefully because I am only going to say this once. In the match between Genocide and Cassandra Rave...the one who LOSES that match...will be named the #1 contender to my World title and face yours truly for the championship."
Draven grins as the crowd buzzes about the new stipulation to the match between Cassandra and Genocide.
Ashe Draven: "I wish both of my students good luck."
"Changes" plays once more and Ashe makes his way out of the ring. The show fades to its final commercial break before the main event...
Main Event
KOTR Round 1
Jason Spirit vs John Cena
The show returns from commercial break and the cameras pan the anxious crowd. Fans wave signs in support of both John Cena and Jason Spirit. This is a match many have highly anticipated and in everyone's mind, what they are about to witness could be a classic confrontation. Alyssa-Marie is on hand for this match and her voice struggles to be heard over the cheers of the crowd.