Street Fight Michael Stone vs Kyle "Nightmare" James "Unholy Confessions" by Avenged Sevenfold blasts over the P.A. the instant Monday Night Madness goes on the air. The crowd delivers a mediocre response for this newcomer. Kyle "Nightmare" James makes his way out dressed in tradition ninja garb. A smirk rests on his face and he holds a wooden bo-staff in his right hand. Kelly Clarkson: "Welcome to another edition of Monday Night Madness!" Sonny Siaki: "We are coming off one of the biggest pay per views in ECWF history and the roller coaster ride continues tonight!" Kelly Clarkson: "Starting things off is a rare appearance by our esteemed President. For the first time in three years, former ECWF Extreme champion Michael Stone will step into a Street Fight against a young and ambitious Kyle James." Sonny Siaki: "He wishes to be called Nightmare, Kelly. He is the newest of Damien Draven's students. I have to say he chose a good teacher, just look at how well Genocide has done under Damien's guidance." Kelly Clarkson: "Well I think it should be said that he sought out Damien's help after smacking the taste out of the President's mouth. This match is all about respect and Stone is in this to set an example." "Cocky" by Kid Rock begins to play and the crowd's noise level raises about ten notches. The reception is not a warm one, although its a much bigger reaction than Kyle got. Michael Stone walks out wearing a pair of white Adidas gym pants, matching tank top, and gripping his Kendo stick firmly in one hand. His long black hair is combed back and away from his face. The water used to slick it back still drips off the back of his head. Kelly Clarkson: "Stone really is a cocky asshole. But you can't say much about it because he's the President of this company." Michael heads down to the ring and up the steel steps. Kyle waits in the middle of the ring with his Bo at his side as Michael climbs through the ropes. The smirk he came in with has not left his face. Sonny Siaki: "Stone seems very confident walking into this match. I hope it doesn't become over-confidence, otherwise we might see an upset." Kyle simply grins back in an attempt to mock the President. Michael's smirk slowly drops off his face and then the bell is rung. Both men snap into a fighting stance, bringing their weapons up. Eager to use his new-found knowledge, Kyle swings the Bo through the air. CRACK! Blocked by Michael's Kendo stick. Stone shakes his head and pulls back to allow Kyle another try. He tries again, this time using a fake-out. He swings the top part of the Bo at Michael's head, which causes Stone to block the shot. Then quickly snaps the other end of the Bo downward and drives it into Stone's shin. "Fuck!" Michael cries out and drops to the mat. He rolls out of the way as Kyle tries to jab the end of the Bo into his ribs. Stone continues to roll as Kyle attempts to hit him again. Each time the Bo cracks off the canvas instead of Kyle's opponent. Michael finally rolls under the bottom rope and drops to the floor. He cradles his shin...the very bone which Jason Spirit snapped in half years ago...and winces in agony. Kelly Clarkson: "Whoa, what a lucky shot that was. Even Kyle looks surprised." Sonny Siaki: "Not as surprised as Michael must be. The shot hit RIGHT where his leg fractured. That's the kind of injury that ends a career and this right here is why. I doubt if Stone can even stand on it now." A one-in-a-million shot. While the injury itself healed enough to allow Michael to walk, run, and even dance normally again...the bone itself never fully mended. One good hit would break it again. Kyle must have managed to hit the right spot on a total account of luck. Kelly Clarkson: "None of his Horsemen are here either. DMX and Douglas are both out on injuries of their own. Holly hasn't been seen around. Randy Orton hasn't even arrived at the arena yet. Stone is utterly alone." Sonny Siaki: "Kyle is heading to the outside. This doesn't look good." Michael sits up and raises his Kendo stick. Knowing there is no honor in Nightmare, he prepares to defend himself. Kyle walks up, feeling retribution within reach. He swings the Bo hard and knocks the Kendo stick right out of Michael's hands. Stone looks back with wide eyes as Kyle focuses on his leg. Kelly Clarkson: "He's going to hit it again!" Nightmare raises the Bo staff up and grins down at Michael. The crowd then goes ballistic and Kyle thinks its because he is about to break the President's leg... Sonny Siaki: "It's SPIRIT!" He couldn't be more wrong... BAM! Jason GORES Kyle right off his feet and slams him down onto the floor mats with authority. Jason pulls Kyle up by his hair and slugs him across the face with a bare-knuckled punch. Kelly Clarkson: "Why is he helping Stone?!" Michael watches in disbelief as Jason drives his knee into the gut of Kyle James. While doubled over, Spirit whips around a throws Kyle head-first into the steel steps! CRASH! Kyle lies face down on the floor and the camera zooms in to show blood trickling down the sides of his forehead. Jason bends down and pulls up one of the floor mats to expose the concrete floor underneath. Michael now watches with amusement as Spirit walks over to Kyle and yanks him back up. Sonny Siaki: "He's setting him up for the Spirit Driver!" Jason's expression is emotionless as the cameras focus on it. He lets out a short grunt as he lifts Kyle up into a vertical suplex. He holds him up for a few moments, displaying his power and strength as well as allowing the blood to rush down to Kyle's head...before suddenly dropping back. Kelly Clarkson: "The Spirit Driver right onto the exposed concrete!" Kyle's body goes limp and Jason stands back up. He turns and looks over at Michael. The two friends lock eyes for a moment before Jason simply nods and heads backup the ramp. Sonny Siaki: "What was all that about?" Michael crawls over to Kyle and places an arm over his chest. The ref counts 1...2...3. The bell is rung and the crowd boos. Security and trainers come down to the ring to help Stone up. They escort him to the back as the show fades to a commercial break. Match 2 Avril vs Alexus Calloway The show returns from commercial break and now focuses on Jay and Silent Bob who have taken their place at the announcer table. Silent Bob has reached into his trenchcoat and pulled out a bag of weed. Jay�s eyes light up he slaps Bob across the head before commenting. Jay: look what you were hiding from you me you fat fuck. I bet you were gonna smoke that shit by yourself? Silent Bob raises his arms and shrugs remember he hardly says boo to a goose normally. Jay opens the bag and takes out some weed he then starts making a spliff as the camera focus on him. Jay: What the fuck is this fire? don�t tell me you people never did this shit when you were younger.. get the fucking camera out of my face cut to the ring. Silent Bob points out his hand he also is indicating that the camera now focuses on the ring for our next contest which will pit the quick flying Avril Lavigne against the very hard hitting Alexus Calloway. Suddenly Jay and Silent Bob are distracted and shocked when out walks from the entrance ramp without any music none other than the queen of extreme Francine what the hell is she doing out here. Francine heads straight towards the ring she gets a huge round of applause from the ECWF faithful it�s nice to see her back perhaps she is going to tell us more about her husbands condition. Jay: Holy Mother of god Bob look it�s saggy tits or Francine as you like to call her bitch!! Silent Bob nods. Francine now is asking for a ring microphone looks like she wants to address this capacity crowd she waits for the atmosphere to die down before speaking. Francine: I am sorry for coming out here un-announced but I have something I would like to get off my chest. Jay: I would love to get on her chest Bob.. Bob chuckles while Francine continues. Francine: I am sure you all saw last weeks Legends PPV well for those of you who haven�t please look towards the titon-tron. Jay: I remember this shit Bob it was brutal talk about bringing the fucking building down. Bob nods. The camera cuts away from Francine and shows end footage of the Jason Spirit VS. Shane Douglas Taipei death match. Francine tries not to look as the whole building not only goes up in flames but drops on top of Shane and Jason. Francine has seen enough and calls for the footage to end. Francine: THAT�S ENOUGH TURN IT OFF!! Now I know you people hate Shane but you need to understand he is a father with a baby son and I am his wife and away from this sport we too have to life our lives to the fullest extent what happened last week at Legends not only could have killed Shane�s career but also killed what he had left of his family. Francine: What I mean by that is every since that eventful night last week Shane has refused to talk to me. Doctors wont even let me see him it seems he doesn�t want to see anyone and you know through those whole ordeal I have had nothing but ECWF management calling me saying when exactly is Shane coming back you do know we pay his wages if he doesn�t come back his contract will be terminated. Jay: She makes a good point Bob if I was her I would sue. Bob whispers something into Jay�s ear. Jay: Really well fuck that then take back what I said suing is wrong especially when you could get this place shut down for not have a safe working environment, was that good Bob. Bob gives a thumbs up. We concentrate on Francine. Francine: Well you want to issues threats to us Ashe telling us that if we don�t comply too your rules you will fire Shane�s ass. I too can come with the threats Ashe and it�s as simple as this please once again look towards the titon-tron and especially those that run this company I think your in for a shock. The camera shows on the titon-tron a fat man in a black suit, he is sitting down at an oak desk and has a briefcase open resting on it. The guy addresses everyone on just who he is. Francine Attorney: Let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Justice seeing as I always prevail in a court of law and I am Francine�s attorney and I have been looking very carefully at the verbal threats thrown the way of Francine. I have come to a conclusion but first let me explain.. Francine Attorney: Last week at Legends Francine�s husband that�s a Mr. Shane Douglas was competing in a Taipei death match the rules were simply each men thought to the death with glass stuck to the their hands. This match was too be barbaric acting on humane we all know the outcome however in your contracts you state you always look out for a wrestlers wellbeing. Francine Attorney: Well you�re wrong in this case a building falls on two men and you do nothing about it. Francine was not even told her husband was hurt until a day later. You as a company have not only wrenched a man�s career but also departed a loving family and for that reason only I vow to Mr and Mrs Douglas that I will sue this company for everything it is worth. The crowd now are hot chanting SHUT THE FUCK UP!! towards Mr. Justice. Francine Attorney: Prepare ECWF to be taken to the cleaners. Jay: I don�t know about you my heterosexual life partner but I think we should find this Mr. Justice bitch and pound him. Silent Bob nods slamming his fist down on the announcer table. Jay: Easy tiger.. look the bitch with the big boobies is about to speak. The camera fades with Francine�s attorney Mr. Justice closing his briefcase and walking away from camera. Francine is now on the microphone. Francine: You see don�t say I didn�t warn you people Jason Spirit might be too stupid to sue but I ain�t.. I am going to sue this place for an unsafe working environment, thank you for your time. SHE�S A CRACK WHORE.. Jay: Crack Whore does that mean she fucks crack.. Silent Bob shakes his head. Just as Francine is about to exit the ring the arena erupts when ENTER SANDMAN IS HEARD playing over the PA system a spotlight is seen circling the arena looking to see just where the Sandman will appear from. Jay: HOLY BATMAN Bob it�s the Sandman I take it that drunken motherfucker has taken offence to Francine wanting to sue this place he has made his home for over the past 10 years. Bob nods he pulls out a yo-yo and starts playing with it. The spotlight hits on the Sandman and ECWF sheriff makes his way through the sea of people, he jumps over the guardrail and is seen in a Budweiser vest and black combats. Sandman is also chugging away on a cigarette, he turns to Jay who pushes his stash of weed under the table. Jay: that bitch ain�t getting my stash Bob hit him with your yo-yo.. Bob reels out his yo-yo next to sandman he sees unconcerned and gets in the ring, he has his Singapore cane in his sheaf and a beer in his back pocket, he is that coordinated that he even juggle a microphone in also. Francine is grounded to the spot she is now face to face with the biggest legend in the ECWF the Sandman, she doesn�t care though and decides to take her problems to him big mistake. Francine: I�m glad you could pull your drunken ass off the couch and make an appearance I am sure you heard what our attorney said about suing and closing down this place. Sandman pulls out a beer from his back pocket he rips it open and bashes it off his head he tips it down his throat Francine is less than impressed. Francine: Congratulations you can chug a beer and you wonder why Holly left you. Jay: OH Shit Bob call me when this is over.. FUCK HER UP SANDMAN CLAP CLAP.. FUCK HER UP.. Sandman looks out to the crowd with a huge smirk on his face he pours more of the beer into his mouth and once again doesn�t speak. Francine: I can reassure you people sandman wont be fucking up anybody tonight but then that�s you people all over isn�t it you want him to hit a woman your disgusting. So are you going to say anything back or just drink yourself into a coma? Sandman spits the cold beer all over Francine the crowd goes fucking crazy. Francine is drenched her hair her top she is now stinking in beer. Francine retaliates by slapping Sandman across the face. FUCK HER UP SANDMAN FUCK HER UP.. The chants get louder. Sandman without hesitation pulls out his Singapore cane and slams it down over the skull of Francine she drops like a feather she is out cold. Sandman reaches into his other pocket and pulls out another beer drenching poor Francine in more beer he has stated his point. But this is far from over. Enter Sandman plays again and Sandman makes his way back over the rail chucking a beer back at Jay and Silent Bob he exits the main arena. Jay is delighted with his beer. Jay: look bitch I got a beer of Sandman I am gonna put this motherfucker on EBAY gonna get rich then get myself some puss.. I�M GONNA GET SOME PUSSY.. I�M GONNA GET SOME PUSSY!! You gonna drink that other beer Bob? Silent Bob whizzes is yo-yo out towards Jay it just passes his face. Jay: Alright cool have it then I don�t care when I am rich your ass ain�t getting any selfish monkfish. Now I am just been informed that tonight�s match will take place finally between Avril and Alexus so let�s cut to the ring. So much for his happy ending plays over the pa system out walks Avril she is dressed in a SLUTS DIE t-shirt and commando pants, she skips down the ring feeling highly confident that tonight Alexus is that slut that will die in that ring. Jay: Hold onto your jockstrap Bob I spot an ambush.. Bob reaches into his trenchcoat and pulls out some binoculars he looks out to the ramp where Jay is right Alexus has ran out and attacked Avril from behind dropping Avril�s face into the steel grating with a faceplant. Jay: That shit has to hurt someone call 911.. Silent Bob pulls out a cell-phone Jay slaps it out of his hand. Jay: cut that shit out. Alexus picks up Avril by a handful of hair and slams the back of Avril�s head into the grating SLAM!! The crowd love this brutality. Avril holds the back of her head but Alexus isn�t finished with her yet and bell hasn�t even rung to start this contest yet. Alexus picks up Avril and tosses her into the crowd this really is a one sided beatdown. Jay: look Bob Avril has now joined her mosh-pit so much for a happy ending bitch!! Silent bob just nods his head we cut back into the action in the crowd. Alexus picks up a chair and gets someone in the crowd to hold it right, she picks up Avril and slams her face into it. Alexus then retrieves that dinted steel chair and slams it over the back of Avril she drags her like a dog through the crowd telling anyone who has beer feel free to waste it on this piece of fucking trash. Jay: I wonder if Avril can bark WOOF WOOF!! Wonder if that bitch knows doggstyle? Silent Bob isn�t impressed with Jay�s dry humour. Back in the crowd Alexus is now choking Avril with the tip of a steel chair. The referee is very close to calling his match out but like miles Lane from Celebrity deathmatch he�ll allow it. Alexus grabs a handful of chairs and dumps them on top of each other she grabs Avril and hooks her up for a suplex straight on top of the chairs. Avrils back must be broken. Jay: Check that shit out Bob I have never in all my years of doing this job.. Bob whispers something into Jay�s ear. Jay: Shut up fatso I don�t want them to know that. Alexus is now making her way through the crowd but don�t think Avril is closely behind her as she is body surfed around towards the ring by a sea of people. Alexus climbs over the security rail. Avril is dropped in front of her. Alexus picks her up and rolls her into the ring. The referee now can call for the bell.. Jay: Yeah let�s get this party started I hope Pink isn�t around then again it would be pretty cool if she called me a douchebag shut up you want it too.. Bob rolls his eye. Meanwhile back in the ring Alexus has grabbed the referee�s hand she is not ready for him to start this match yet. The referee stands and argues with her while a limp Avril is folded on the canvas. Jay: you know how you said you wanted to finally get laid Bob well now�s your chance with Avril buddy.. Bob says nothing he gets up from his announcer both and takes off his trenchcoat Jay seriously is worried that Bob is gonna fuck an unconscious Avril. Bob then look to Jay and points he fooled him. Jay: bitch!! Alexus is now shouting over at Jay. Jay; You want to fuck me score. Bob whispers in his ear again. Jay: Wait she doesn�t want a fuck she wants my chair? What is with bitches and hardware these days? Bob wanting to impress Alexus pushes Jay off his chair and throws Jay�s chair to Alexus, she jiggles her boobs at Bob who blushes. Jay: Bob you like her don�t you? Yeah I like her tits also.. Alexus with the referee in her face ignores him, she puts the chair around the throat of Avril making sure it is tightly squeezed against her windpipe. Alexus ignores the referee and climbs up the turnbuckle even Jay who loves the sight of blood can�t watch this. Jay: Bob call me when this is over.. Alexus looks down at Avril and her fading eyes slowly beginning to close, she jumps off and stomps down on the chair that�s it match is now over, the referee gets excited and calls for the bell especially after he sees that Avril is gushing blood from her throat its been destroyed here tonight. The referee runs over signalling for medical attention for Avril. Jay: stick a fork in the bitch she�s done.. Alexus gets the referee�s attention she starts shouting for a microphone first. Bob seeing his change to get someone with Alexus runs over to the timekeeper table and grabs the microphone he runs in the ring. Jay: get back here you fat fuck!! Alexus gets handed the microphone by a blushing silent Bob who stays in the ring. Now that Alexus has disposed off a three time women�s champion here in ECWF it�s time she set out what she came to this business to be and that�s the women�s champion. Alexus: Now that I have showed you what happens to a three time woman�s champion I think it�s time that I got my rightful shot at the women�s championship that is fitting snugly around the waist of Krystal. You see I won�t fail where others have tread. I will get the job done so Krystal wherever you are this is a challenge to your title and if you know what�s good for you except or I wont be held responsible for my actions towards you.. Alexus: and before you head off referee don�t you think you should be doing something and I don�t mean making sure poor Avril is ok lets be honest nobody has cared about her the same woman that the sandman trained is dead. So what I want you to do referee is hold up my hand and call out my victory. The referee is reluctant to do so but he just saw what Alexus did to Avril moments ago he tells her to remain standing while he holds her hand aloft she has not only defeated Avril tonight but sent a message that soon that women�s championship will be hers. Alexus slams down the microphone and begins to vacate the ring.. WAIT WHATS THIS IT�S THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE!! EDGE IS IN THE RING.. SPEAR!! SPEAR!! Jay: holy shit fatboy has taken the fall.. Jay is right silent Bob pushes Alexus out the way and takes the full brunt of Edge�s spear he is almost broken in half. Edge looks back at Alexus and grins she was lucky tonight. Edge hopes the safety rail and exits through the crowd. Jay takes off his headset and gets into the ring he checks on his silent Bob who is gasping for air. Alexus is also on bended knee making sure Bob is alright could this be true love between them slowly beginning to blossom or just a fantasy all in Bob�s head one thing is for sure thought and that�s Alexus is moving towards that women�s championship and Avril well she�s heading to the hospital as your next match up is just about to be announced. Match 3 Triple Threat Stephanie McMahon vs T.K. vs Krystal Meth All Grown Up blasts over the PA System, and Stephanie McMahon walks out from behind the apron with a bitchy grin on her face. She looks at the audience and struts down the ramp giving them all an attitude. Stephanie walks up the three steps to the ring and gets in through the second rope. Once in the ring, she walks around and stops looking at the audience, nodding her head with a confident attitude. Then, the lights in the arena go completely out and a strobe light flash purple light, while the arena fills with smoke, Unforgiven -by Metallica comes on over the pa system and TK comes out wearing a black shirt that ties in the back, and a pair of blue jeans..(its the same thing in the picture above), she stands in the ramp with her hands on her hips then she proceeds down the ramp, the crowd gives her a standing ovation as she makes her way to the ring. She puts her hands on her hips again as she poses in the ring again. And finally, Tight Rope by Lacuna Coil hits the P.A system. The fans give a mixed reaction as she struts onto the stage. She twirls and poses for the fans, as she runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Jim Ross This match up is about to get underway. John Coachman This match is a waste of time. None of these divas will amount to anything, aside from a bit of eye candy, or a good housewife. Jim Ross How can you say that Coach? These woman bust their asses each and every week. Show some appreciation. I personally can�t wait to see this young Krystal Meth and Tonya Kaylin, otherwise known as TK. The bell rings, and the three females look at each other, waiting for one to make the first move. Then Stephanie and Krystal look to each other. As soon as they look away, they are both pummeling poor TK. Jim Ross It looks like they have a mutual agreement to take out TK. When did this come about? John Coachmen That�s the beauty of these wonderful athletes. Take out the opposition while they least expect it. Jim Ross Wonderful athletes? Two minutes ago you said they weren�t worth anything. And a hellacious Sitdown Powerbomb. John Coach And she throws her out of the ring! Jim Ross It looks like its down to Stephanie and TK here. Stephanie slaps TK across the face, and TK delivers a slap of her own. Stephanie gets pissed and tackles her to the mat. She pulls her hair, and slams the back of her head back on the mat. Again and again. Eventually, TK gets the composure to roll her over, and gives Steph a taste of her own medicine. Being more of a highflier, TK doesn�t stay in that position long. She goes to the top rope and goes for the Houston Hangover leg drop. And she NAILS it! She runs to the ropes and does a modified version of RVD�s Rolling Thunder. She goes to the top rope to deliver her version of a Swanton Bomb, called Death Wish. Jim Ross AND STEPHANIE DROP KICKS HER IN MID AIR! John Coach That was a hell of a move. Can she follow up? Stephanie picks her up, and delivers a cheap rip off of the Stone Cold Stunner. She walks over to TK and gets ready to pin, but RIGHT before she kneels down� Jim Ross And a drop kick from the top turnbuckle. I thought Krystal was out of the match. john Coach I didn�t. She was just waiting for the right time to pop in. Krystal picks up struggling McMahon, and delivers a spinning STO. Jim Ross And the Recovery. She pins. 1�2� John Coach 3! I knew she had it in her . Krystal kicks Stephanie as the ref raises her hand in victory. As she celebrates, the camera cuts to commercial. Match 4 Jimmy Jacobs vs Darkside Darkside's music "Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits the PA system as we see the big man come out to the top of the ramp, he looks out towards the crowd who are none too pleased on his recent behavoior. Booing the big man as he simply flicks off a few fans in the front coming down the ramp, but we suddenly see his opponent Jimmy Jacobs running down the rampway after him. Darkside hitting a right fist into the face of him as he crashes back intot he ramp, now grabbing him up by the back of the hair before he gets a running start and tosses him down towards the ring. Jimmy Jacobs rolling until he's slid undeer the ring apron and Darkside walks down the ramp shaking his head. The Coach: Now that's what I'm talking about, pure hard hitting action that's why he wins matches. Jim Ross: Here comes Lacey, hopefully he won't do anything stupid tonight against the rookie. He really disgusted me with the way he attacked his own brother. Darkside now turning as he see's Lacey headed down the ramp and he points a finger at her telling her to stay back. Lacey falls down from fear of the big man as he turns back to the ring and lifts up the apron with a white cloud blinding him as we see Jacobs come out with a fire extinguisher in his hands. Jimmy now whistling for the big man's attention as he swings a wild punch and it knocks right into the extinguisher with a clang. Darkside now shaking his fist before he suddenly feels a shot to the gut with the extinguisher, Jacbos now tossing it aside as he has a bit of trouble but finally rolls the big man into the ring. Jimmy now turning to Lacey as he blows her a kiss and gets into the ring himself, now ascending to the top of the turnbuckle and blowing a kiss to Lacy once more. Lacey telling him to focus on the match as he now waits for Darkside to get to his feet, jumping off Jimmy gets caught around the throat now as he is lifted into the air. Jimmy struggling for his life as he swings his foot forward knocking it into the big mans groin. The Coach: Did you see that? This match was over, Jacobs just cheated! Jim Ross: Jacobs didn't mean to hit him there, he was struggling to fight out of that chokeslam. Jacobs now running off the ropes one more time and as he comes back goes for a shoulder tackle but instead is knocked down by the big man's mere weight advantage over him. Jacobs now scrambling to his feet as Darkside comes for him and Jacobs rolls out of the way of a clothesline. Darkside now turning as he receives a spinning heel kick which knocks him down for a moment, coming back he gets hit with a dropkick which sends him down to the canvas again. Jimmy now telling Lacey it's all for her as he ascends the turnbuckle one more time but the big man is up again and comes over nailing a punch which almost knocks Jimmy off the top of the turnbuckle. Jimmy now leaning forward again as he gets yet another shot to the face form Darkside and almost falls off the top again, but this time as he comes back he is grabbed around the throat and pulled off of the turnbuckle and chokeslammed to the canvas. Jim Ross: MY GOD JIMMY JACOBS IS BROKEN IN HALF AFTER THAT! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT COACH! The Coach: Chalk up another victory for the big man, JR, he's got his mind on what matters. Darkside looking down at Jacobs as he now puts a foot on his chest and the ref counts to two before he lifts his foot up, he now puts it back down and gets another two as he grins lifting it up again. The referee begins to reprimand him as Darkside merely grabs around the throat of Jacobs and continues to lift him to his feet, a staggering Jacobs now getting a big boot after a bounce off the ropes and once again sprawled out on the canvas. Lacey is screaming for Jimmy to get up as she watches Darkside rub his forearm over the face of the seemingly unconscious Jacobs, Lacey now has gotten up on the apron as she yells at Darkside. Now looking over to her as he stands up and begins to make his way towards her, she goes to jump down but he has her by the roots of her hair now. Screaming in fear as she tries to reason with him, but it doesn't appear Darkside wil have any of it as he grabs her by the throat with his other hand and you can hear the last gasp as he tightens his grip. Darkside suddenly releasing her as he gets a couple shots from behind, now being pushes into the ropes as we see a newly reawakened Jacobs who hits a spear surprisingly taking the big mand down to the canvas. Jim Ross: It looks like Lacey's dilemma has revived Jimmy Jacobs to defend her. The Coach: It's only a matter of time before he's put back down on that canvas though. Jimmy Jacobs makes the cover only receiving a two as the big man gets up and we see him get a big boot of Jacob's now which knocks him back down. Jacobs stomping at the big man as he now gets down and locks on the camel clutch with a mad look in his eyes. Darkside looks as though he's uncomfortable as he begins to push up and finally gets to a knee, Jacobs locking the legs around his midsection and putting a sleeper hold on Darkside. Now rising to both feet as Darkside tries to grab Jacobs but he dodges his head back and forth on either side to escape the grasp of the big man. Darkside finally gives up and we see him red in the face as he runs towards a turnbuckle corner and spins just in time to crush Jacobs who releases the hold and is caught on the top ropes with both arms. Pulling him out of the corner he now hits a clothesline on Jacobs who falls to the canvas and slowly begins to get up, Darkside stomping him down to the canvas before lifting him up by his hair and smacking his face into the canvas. The Coach: See, look at this JR, it's only a matter of time. The main man knows how to take care of business. Jacobs stepped out of line and now he's being put in his place. Jim Ross: Jacobs hasn't done too badly for a rookie who is facing a legend, and he sure hasn't looked bad out there so far. Darkside now rolling him over and going for the pinfall but this time the shoulder is up and he looks pissed, lifting him up from the canvas. Darkside wraps his hand around the throat of Jacobs once again and gets a kick to the gut after pausing for a moment. Jacobs now throwing a few punches and chopping the arm away from his throat, he now grabs around the neck of the big man as he goes for the Contra Code but is shoved away over the top to the outside at the last second. Lacey now telling Jacobs to get up and get back in the ring, she points towards the ring as a dazed Jacobs gets up and Darkside steps over the top rope coming to get him. Lacey runs away from the big man as he approaches Jacobs and lifts him up dropping him throat first on the barricade, grabbing at his throat as he is now brought to the ring steps. Darkside going to knock his head into them but instead is reversed as Jacobs bangs his head off the stairs, off the steps and then once more off the side of the ring. Jacbos tossing the big man in as he gets up on the side of the ring and enters himself, he picks the big man up and lays a shot into him with his right hand. Darkside stopping the advantage however as he blocks the shot and lays a few of his own into Jacobs now whipping him into the ropes and hitting a stiff clothesline. Jimmy gets up from the clothesline and gets a kick to the gut before he is laid out with a DDT. Darkside now once again grabbing around the throat of Jacobs as he lifts him up and chokeslams him one last time before getting the pinfall as Lacey screams from the outside that he's worthless. Match 5 Randy Orton vs Genocide The camera comes back from the commercial break, showing Sandman sitting at his desk in his office. Alexus Calloway is walking away, looking to exit his office. Sandman puts his cigarette out in the ashtray, then looks at Alexus� ass�figuring that he could have a purpose for her after all. Sandman � I ain�t done with you, bitch!!! Get your ass over here�now� Alexus pauses, hearing the demanding tone in his voice. She turns her head and looks back at Sandman, cautious and curious at the same time. She walks over to the desk that Sandman is sitting at, then Sandman shakes his head and points down at the floor right beside him. Alexus walks around the desk. Sandman � You want my forgiveness? Get on you�re knee�s and suck my dick� Immediately, Alexus gets on her knee�s and Sandman turns his chair to face her. Obviously below Sandman�s waist is hidden from the camera view, due to the desk being in the way. Alexus looks up into Sandman�s eyes while using her hands to unzip his pants, etc. Her head goes down toward his lap and Sandman�s facial expression turns to a priceless one as he sits back and places one hand on the back of her head as it bobs up and down. Sandman � Ahh�that�s a good girl. When your done�don�t forget to swallow. Sucking noises come from Alexus� mouth as the camera switches to another in the backstage area, showing Randy Orton as he walks along. The crowd boo�s him. Nightmare comes out of nowhere and smashes Randy in the face with the metal bow-staff that once belonged to Tommy Shen, taking Orton off his feet and to his back. Genocide comes walking into the scene, looking down at Randy with a smirk on his face. Speaking in a humored tone of voice while glaring down at the �legend killer�. Genocide � I remember�how you used to be �good friends� with Bishop. Yeah�you were in the Organization for a little while�I don�t like that. Nightmare� Randy sits back up, holding his mouth where he got nailed by the bow-staff. Randy gets bashed in the head with the staff again, which sends him falling down to his side on the hallway floor with his forehead split open from that shot. Genocide starts walking circles around Randy while he�s down. Genocide � Now�you�re going to forfeit you�re match against me tonight�or, this is just going to continue�and the rest of you�re life is going to be a miserable hell. Starting in that ring when you have to face the likes of me� Randy Orton -�Fuck�You�BITCH!!! �Genocide looks over at Nightmare� Genocide � The Fuck he just call me!? Nightmare � I believe he called you a �bitch�. Genocide turns his attention from Nightmare and back to Randy before reaching up over his shoulder, pulling out one of his two katana blades that are sheathed on his back. With a �SHINK�, Randy�s eyes widen and he starts scurrying backward on the tile floor. Genocide approaches him. Genocide � I don�t much appreciate being called a bitch. Now�you have one more option. Your going to forfeit the match tonight�or I�m going to cut you�re fucking nut sack clean off. �Having no other choice, Randy gives in for something he values so much is at risk� Randy Orton � F-Fine!!! I forfeit!!! But, Just let you know�You win because I allow it. Genocide smirks, and out at ringside you can hear the bell chiming before �Head Strong� by Trapt begins to play, for they�re match is supposed to be happening right now. Genocide looks to cut Randy�s balls off anyway, for that was just a bluff to save him self that much more energy. Genocide � I lied. Come here�you�re going to tell me how you�re testicle�s taste. Genocide raises the sword up into the air and it comes down toward Randy. In a flash, the sword is clashed away from Randy and then before you know it, Damien Draven stands�facing Genocide�katana blade in hand, pressing Genocide�s sword in defense of Randy Orton. Damien Draven � No, my student. This man means no harm� Dumb founded, Genocide stares at Damien. Spotting a whole new different person in him. Figuring�since the old Damien would have probably helped Genocide dice Randy into tiny pieces by now. Nightmare takes a few steps back, having bad memories of what happened the last time he stepped out of line and not wanting to relive that. Faye comes into the scene, looking down at Randy Orton. Faye Valentine � Get out of here while you can� No questions asked, Randy Orton does just that. He gets up and gets out of dodge. Genocide sheaths his katana blade, then studies the look in his master�s eyes as Damien speaks. Damien Draven � The martial arts that I�m teaching you�are not to be used for offensive purposes. If you can get yourself out of a confrontation without the act of violence, then do so. If any of you ever plan on using these martial arts in any other scenario besides self-defense, the defense of other�s�or in a scheduled match? I�ll personally punish the one whom has done wrong� . o O (What the hell happened to you, Master? You�ve�changed�) O o . Damien Draven � Nightmare�I apologize for going overboard the other day. I should have realized that my actions were uncalled for, and weren�t necessary. Genocide, I�m sorry for striking down upon you for trying to do the right thing. You were in the right, and I was in the wrong�my student. I promise that nothing like that will ever happen again. My actions will speak louder than my words. �Nightmare, Genocide and Faye Valentine all remain silent during Damien�s speech� Damien Draven � I�ve opened my eyes, and seen a new light my pupils. It�s time for a change�for not only me but for all of us. Yes�our headquarters will remain in the sub-basement. But, we�re getting rid of that sacrificial chamber and everything inside of it. Those torture devices are useless to me, now. I have no cause�no purpose�no urge to bring such harm to any other living being, anymore. . o O (�This is going to take some getting used to�) O o . Faye Valentine � The pentagram of blood in the meditation chamber is going to be scrubbed off�and I�m sorry fellows, but since you two are Damien�s apprentices�you two are doing everything. The utensils to work with are in the Maintenance office down there. You can look at this as a form of training�and if you decline you�re duties? Then, you will suffer the consequences. �Genocide crosses his arms and looks from Damien eye�s and into Faye�s eyes� Faye Valentine � And as far as the lights in the sub-basement go? You�re going to replace all of them with brand new ones�and to complete you�re training? You two�and you two alone�are going to clean the entire sub-basement and make it shine. From top to bottom�I want to see my reflection in the walls and I want to believe that �Mr. Clean� himself just came through and cleaned the floors. This work shall train you�re minds�and it shall build up you�re strength and stamina. Damien Draven � Depending on how good of a job you two do, I�ll personally speak to my brother and get you both next week off, to heel you�re weary bodies, relax you�re muscles and enjoy one weeks worth of a paid vacation. You have a week to clean the sub-basement my students, and with the both of you working together? You should get it done in four days, tops. Make me proud and I will reimburse you with deserved luxury. Genocide and Nightmare both nod, then turn and head to the sub-basement to get started. Wanting to impress Damien and especially Faye�since she�s a hot bitch that�s going to be harder on them for when it comes to evaluating their work when it�s complete. Faye and Damien watch them walk away, then they look to one another again. Faye smiles at Damien. Randy Orton comes walking back. Randy Orton � I don�t know why you stepped in, I had that all under control�you freak. �Damien quirks a brow, turns his head and looks at Randy. Faye does the same� Damien Draven � Excuse me? Randy Orton � Yeah, you heard what I said�FREAK!!! Next time I get my hands on those fucking �Students� of yours�I�m going to- Damien Draven � Pardon my interruption, but if you go looking for a fight with my students�? I won�t save you, again. You should be thankful for my inclusion, if not? You would be getting rushed to a hospital now as we speak, not to mention�you would be half the man you are, standing before me today. I suggest you apologize to me for such a rude behavior, Randy. I did you a huge favor. Randy Orton � Apologize!? Me!? Apologize to you!? HA HA HA!!! That�s fresh� �Randy gets up in Damien�s face and gets all serious on Damien all the sudden� Faye Valentine � That�s not wise, Randy� Randy Orton � Shut up bitch� �Damien narrows his eyes, for Randy just disrespected his woman and to her face� Randy Orton � Let�s just put it this way��Damien��I didn�t ask for you�re help, neither did I need it. So, how about you�and you�re slam pig of a girlfriend over here, get lost� Damien smirks at Randy, which is so different in Randy�s eyes. He doesn�t know what to expect of Damien�he has no clue of what he�s going to do, he doesn�t have the slightest clue in the world. Damien Draven � I want you in an Animal Cage match next week on Madness. Until then, you might as well get all the talking out of the way before that rolls around. Once we�re locked up in that contraction? There isn�t going to be no �big shot� trash talking. Rather we�re going to do this the hard way�or we�re going to do it the harder way. Regardless of which solution you decide to pick, you�re going to learn a little thing called �respect� and I�am going to teach it to you. Damien turns and walks away, Faye walks away from Randy along with Damien. Surprised that Damien didn�t just try to tear his head off right then and there, spit down his throat�rip his intestines out and shove them up his ass just for speaking to and about her, the way he just did. Randy stands there, speechless�in this backstage corridor. Wondering what�he just got himself into. The camera pans out to ringside again with Jim Ross and Kelly Clarkson to take it from here. Jim Ross � Well Kelly�Genocide outsmarted Randy into forfeiting the match here tonight�toting a katana blade and threatening to remove Randy�s �Family Jewels� if otherwise� Kelly Clarkson � That�s something Damien Draven would do�but then, what surprised me even more�is when Damien stopped Genocide from following through after his bluff!!! Jim Ross � Yeah, it�s going to be Randy Orton and Damien Draven in an Animal Cage Match next week on Monday Night Madness�I can�t wait to see what unfolds in this week to come!? Kelly Clarkson � I don�t know JR�but, what I do know is that Damien appears to be a completely different person now. And for some strange reason�I�don�t hate him anymore. Actually�I�m really starting to like him�now. Jim Ross � I wonder what he has planned for ECWF Owner, Glorified Asshole�Ashe Draven�Kelly? Because in my mind, Ashe just became the Super Heel and Damien just became a good guy!!! I wonder what forced Damien into this sudden change�that we�re witnessing in him? Kelly Clarkson � I don�t know JR�perhaps it has something to do with Ashe? Jim Ross � I don�t know�well ladies and gentlemen, we have to take a commercial break. Stay tuned�we�ll be right back!!! �The camera fades out and cuts to a commercial break� Main Event Cassandra Rave vs John Cena �Dude... What the HELL!?� Justin Spirit � John, relax... Look this isn�t my decision it�s Ashe, he sent you home because you�re not healthy enough to be in that ring... And even though you�re upset about it, I�d have to agree with him John Cena � I�m fine dawg, seriously I can wrestle tonight... Besides that my match is in like five minutes! Justin Spirit � Let�s not kid ourselves here, your ankle isn�t at a hundred percent and professionally I�d say that your health is not worth any match... What about your family, what happens if you break it tonight John? Then you�ll have to have surgery and rehabilitation, hell we wouldn�t see you again until Halloween Havoc! John Cena � I�ve been in this damn building all week Justin and not ONCE have you seen me complaining about my Ankle, it�s my body and I know my limitations! Justin Spirit � Once again, you�re probably right and if I was my call I�d let you compete... We both know that Cass isn�t going out there to target your injury, but this is an executive order man, I�m only the messenger. With a very annoyed sigh, Cena shakes his head slowly and turns before heading away from Justin and the camera.... Switching now to a live feed from within the ECWF arena, the cameras focus in onto the confused expression that resides upon the face of Cassandra Rave who stands in the middle of the ring anticipating her match... The fans buzz in confusion as Cass looks to the announcer who shrugs, it appears that everyone is uninformed on this matter Kelly Clarkson � Okay, so if Cena�s been sent home... we�re left with television time and nothing to fill it... Sonny Siaki � Tell me about it.... I guess you could get up and sing, that would fill up some time. Kelly Clarkson � Sing?... I don�t have a band, no songs planned... I can�t just get up and sing Sonny! |