Round 1 of Women's World Championship Tournament Alexis Rose vs Mysti Another week of Madness is on the airwaves and the crowd in attendance are looking forward to another hot night of in ring action as only the ECWF can provide. The first match up is a bout in the women�s championship tournament match first round it will pit Kael Blackstone or Mysti as she is known in some organizations. Kael will face none other than another up and comer to the ECWF scene Alexis Rose who like Kael has won many honors in other two bob feds tonight is about these two women stepping up and showing the East Coast that they are here to stay and to be counted. Doing color for his contest will be none other than Jay and his heterosexual life partner Silent Bob beside Jay and Bob there is another surprise guest in the form of Misty who is eager to see what these two women will bring to her in round two of the women�s championship tournament. Misty sits straight with her muscular physique ready for all to see she has a huge interest in this match seeing that either one of these women could be in her way of glory. Jay welcomes Misty to the booth. Jay: Welcome snoogin�s tonight me and Bob are joined by a broad with fine ass titties sure she may look like a man but shit Bob�s taken meat before. Bob looks out towards Jay. Jay: Don�t look at me like that you fuck fat or I�ll slap you where you sit so Misty what brings your fine ass to our neck of the woods. Misty responds with nothing instead she has her eyes locked on the ring. Jay: So the silent but deadly type I like that. Say Misty I ever shown you my elephant. Bob shakes his head he doesn�t think this is a good idea. Jay starts to undo his pants when the lights in the arena fade to darkness Bob sits down relieved Jay isn�t too chuffed. Jay: Well looks like that�s my cue to hide the elephant but don�t worry I�ll show it too you later. Bob breathes a huge sigh of relief. The camera cuts away from this troublesome trio and cuts to the entrance area of the arena. OUTGRAGEOUS by Britney Spears is heard, the ECWF crowd roars in approval as the beautiful skinned Alexis Rose makes her way out towards the ring. Alexis blows kisses to her adoring public before she stands to a standstill on the ramp she waits a few moment until she gets her pink strobe lighting from there she posts for everyone with a camera willing to take a flash shot of her. Once she�s satisfied she makes her way into the ring, the referee being a gentleman holds the ropes open for her and while she waits for her opponent she limbers up while Jay comments. Jay: Pert cheeks Bob check that shit out and I ain been smoking the weed neither. Bob gives Alexis ass a huge thumbs up. Jay: That is one ghetto booty I would love to tap. Bob nods in agreement he pulls out a book on how to pull birds Jay slaps that shit away. Jay: I saw her first dicksquat she�s mine she wants that loving oh yeah I�m going to bone her I might let you watch. The camera cuts away once again from Jay and Silent Bob and the silent Misty and cuts back to the entrance ramp where Alexis is awaiting her opponent�s arrival. The arena goes pitch black and we hear the huge roar of a lioness that could only mean it�s the arrival of Kael Blackstone. FALSE PRETENSE by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus hits and out steps Kael she is seen dressed in just a red bikini with her full cleavage on show alone with some small red panties she looks simply ravishing and knows how to get the men in attendance sole focus just on her. Kael roars before making her way to the ring with fire and intensity clear in her eyes she has her prey in the ring and she�s ready to devour it. Kael steps through the ring ropes like a lioness with such balance and grace she makes cat like animations towards Alexis who hides behind the referee for attention. It doesn�t take the referee long to tell Alexis to get away from him. This gives time for Jay and Misty to comment on what�s happened so far. Jay: So Misty what do you think of your opponents. Jay waits a few moments but again he meets a wall of silence he nudges Bob. Jay: Why don�t you work your magic!! Bob smirks he reaches into his trenchcoat and pulls out a party popper he pops it beside Misty but she barely flinches. Jay: That�s the best idea you could come up with.. you�re a useless fat fuck let�s get back to the action someone pass me ma doobie bitches. We cut away from Jay and leave him in peace to smoke his Doobie. The referee is just about to call both fighters into the ring. Kael and Alexis walk till they are face to face with each other. The referee informs both girls that this match will not be stopped unless someone either pins, gets counted out or Disqualified both girls nod in unison they know the rules. Once that has been made perfectly clear the referee calls for the bell. Both ladies trade punches straight from the opening bell Kael weighing the most at 135lbs wins the best of the exchange, she sends Alexis back into the ropes where she hits her with a couple of vicious shots before sending her ass sprawling out of the corner. Alexis picks herself up and charges towards Kael who is ready to knee Alexis in the face but Alexis has speed on her side she darts out of the ring and hooks both of Kael�s legs sending her face first to the canvas. Alexis then pulls Kael out of the ring and gives her a couple of forearms to the chest before slamming her head off the ring apron. Kael holds her head but Alexis doesn�t relent up on the pressure instead she climbs up on the ring apron and connects to Kael on the outside with a cannonball roll. Kael takes the brunt of it and finds herself once again having to pick her ass up, she shakes the cobwebs from her head just in time to dodge another attack by Alexis whom misses and ends up slamming her lower back into the steel steps. Kael gets on top of it and hammers away at the back of Alexis she jabs a knee deep into Alexis spine and pulls back on her locks of hair. Jay: I love a good bitch fight what you say to that Bob. Bob gives a thumbs up. The referee steps in and orders Kael to release the hold she releases on the count of four before jamming in some spinning elbows into the back of Alexis. Kael grabs another lock of Alexis hair and rolls her into the ring she grabs her and brings her over the ring apron before smashing her jaw into the hard canvas. Kael knows how that feels and drags Alexis into the centre of the ring for a count of two. TWO!! Jay: That was close but shit horse shoes and hand grenades don�t look at me like that dickhead I heard a gorilla once say it. Bob says nothing as for Kristy don�t even think about it. Back to the match Kael doesn�t let up on Alexis she hits her with a couple of snap legdrops before heading to the top rope. However that ended up being a huge mistake as Alexis managed to sucker up her pain and proceed to join Kael a battle ensued between both ladies and the outcome fell in a double suplex which both ladies faced the brunch off. Alexis injured further her spine while Kael on the other hand landed awkward and looks to have stinged her neck. Jay hates to see two beautiful women destroy each other. Jay: Someone call the PUSSY FEDERATION make sure these fine fillies are ok. The referee issues a ten count on both women. ONE.. TWO.. THREE.. FOUR.. Both women begin to stir. FIVE.. SIX.. SEVEN.. EIGHT.. Both women get back to their feet both are dazed from the earlier exchange. Alexis holds her spine the same can be said for Kael and her neck. Kael charges Alexis who retreats her back with a knee to the spine followed by a front neckbreaker it drops Kael on the spot, Alexis goes for the cover. ONE TWO.. KICK OUT!! Alexis pulls Kael up and kicks her a couple of times with some stiff kicks for good measure she then runs off the ropes and hits her with a dropkick. Alexis goes for another cover but Kael grabs the ropes and the referee is forced to break the hold. Further more punishment is dished out by Alexis she makes it her sold intention to focus on the injured neck of Kael she pummels it and batters it with a vary of cold calculating moves however still is yet to receive the three count. The fight gathered pace half way thought with it then become a game of who could last the longest Kael took everything that Alexis could dish out and then some she still wouldn�t die and when a move went wrong and Kael could turn it too her advantage the tide in the match changed once again. Alexis went high risk and blew it she went for a springboard 360 hurricanrana but Kael got her feet up. Kael would then have her way with Alexis even locking Alexis in her signature submission move known as Hybrid Theory she locks in the dragon sleeper tight it looks like their�s going to be no escape for Alexis. Jay: Well that match was long. Bob wrote down on his noted pad the words AND TIRESOME!! Jay smirked he glances towards Misty and is just about to say something to her when she gets up from her position. Jay: Holy batman it moved. BOOM!! Misty lays out Jay with a forearm Bob chuckles he pulls out a camera and takes a photo. Misty circles the ring she walks towards where Kael has Alexis in the sleeper she reaches out and grabs the referee by the trousers the referee points out that she should back off he sure has some balls telling this glamazon where to go. Misty has a blankness expression on her face she instead reaches under the ring apron and pulls out a towel she tosses it into the ring but the referee throws it back in her face insisting this is not boxing but wrestling. Kael sick of the interference by Misty releases the hold she points out and warns off Misty who states back. Alexis at this point has no clue what is going on and seizes her opportunity she gets to her feet and sets her stance ready for Kael to walk straight into THE BLEEDING ROSE!! Which is a chick kick with a vengeance Alexis takes her head off and poor Kael well she�s certainly not getting up from it. Alexis makes the cover hooking the leg.. ONE.. TWO.. THREE!! Alexis advances into the next stage of the women�s championship tournament, she�s exhausted and relieved when the referee raises her hand in victory. Kael is somewhat dejected that she failed to win but she can blame that on Misty. Jay would comment on this fine win but well he�s seeing stars right now the camera cuts back on Silent Bob who has a note pad he scribbles something onto it before showing it at the camera it reads WHAT A MATCH!! Alexi�s victory celebrations are somewhat short lived when she comes face to face with Misty who has somehow managed to get in the ring and blindside Alexis. Misty clotheslines Alexis from behind before hooking both her arms and pie faces her slamming her face first into the canvas. Alexis is barely moving. Misty signals she�s ready to become the next women�s champion. As for Kael its back to the drawing board to climb her way back up the ranks and another day earn a women�s title shot. Match 2 Randy Orton vs Bobby Peru Bobby Peru Vs Randy Orton "Tick Tick Boom" starts to play over all the speakers in the building as cheap lights flash all around the entrance area. After a second or two out steps Bobby Peru, wearing his ring gear with a track jacket on top, holding his arms out with a grin on his face, chewing on a wad of gum. He holds both his fists up in the air before heading down the rampway. He then runs, sliding under the ropes into the ring, laying on the mat on his side with a grin before spinning up to his feet. He then gets up on the turnbuckle, poiting at the crowd with his hands and winking at the camera before hopping down. RA: Weighing in at 219lbs,from Reno,NV.....Bobby Peru! "Burn In My Light" by Mercy Drive began to play as Randy Orton appeared on the stage, recieving a mild crowd pop. It seems like they had no love for the new superstar. He walked down to the ring with that trademark cocky smile on his face and climbed into the ring. His eyes were fixed on Peru, as the reff made them shake hands. RA: And his opponent,Weighing in at 245lbs,from St.Louis,Missouri.....Randy Orton! The bell sounded marking the beginning of the match. Both men locked up and wrestled to get the upper hand on the other. This time it was Orton who got the upper hand and whipped Peru into the ropes. As Peru bounced off the ropes, he ducked underneath Orton's arm that had stuck out hoping to clothesline him, he came back at Orton and nailed him with a shoulder to the chest, knocking Orton over. Randy bounced back up off the floor and threw a right punch at Peru who in turn caught it with his face as he turned around to face Randy. Bobby fell backwards slightly into the turnbuckle, Orton taking the opportunity to charge Peru and nail him in the gut with his knee. The middle of the match saw both men beginning to get extremely exhausted as neither could get the upper hand on the other. Eventually it was Peru who gained the upperhand on Orton as he nailed Orton with a piledriver, knocking Orton out. After the reff reached the count of 8, Randy finally picked himself up off the mat and stumbled towards Peru, who kindly met him with a spinning heel kick. End of match: Bobby had finally nailed one of his trademark finishers called Lucifer Airlines, causing Randy to be knocked out cold. Peru walked around the ring with his arms held up and a smirk on his face. He spoke some choice words at Randy that nobody could really hear. He was exhausted and rolled Randy up for the pin. 1..2..3 and then the bell sounded. The reff held up Peru's arm in victory before he exited the ring Winner Via Pinfall: Bobby Peru Match 3 Cassandra Rave and Jason Spirit vs John Cena and Stacy Cena Match Summary: As the show returns to the ring, "My Time is Now" starts to play. The crowd goes wild as John Cena and Stacy Cena, the most dominant tag team this year, holding the tag belts for 5 long months, make their way down to the ring. Stacy does her leggy entrance into the ring as John holds the ropes open for her. Then he gets in himself. Soon after, "Gasoline" by Seether cranks over the P.A. and the crowd boos as Cassandra Rave walks out. She has the WCWF title over her shoulder and smirk on her face. The reaction goes from boos to mixed as Jason Spirit immediate walks out behind her with the coveted Extreme title fastened around his waist. Together they head to the ring and make to their corner. Cassandra wants first dibs and gets in. John allows Stacy in as his wife has been vocal about wanting a crack at Rave. The bell rings and the two ladies lock up. Cassandra quickly brings a knee into Stacy's gut and doubles her over. Then with a quick hook of the head, PLANTS her with the Rave Effect. However she doesn't pin Stacy...instead Cassandra yanks her to her feet and bitch-slaps the taste out of her mouth...with a closed fist. The ref warns as Stacy stumbles back holding her jaw. Then Cass takes off and NAILS her with a shining wizard. She drags Stacy back up and the former tag champ lashes back with a hard right hand. Cassandra retals in kind and the two ladies soon trade punches. While this is going on and Jason and John's attention are on the women...Genocide comes down the ramp. The crowd buzzes yet it serves no warning due to the intense boxing match happening in the ring. He has a Singapore cane in hand and he does not breakhis stride as he reaches the bottom of the ramp. Genocide storms straight to Spirit, who has his backed turned to him and the rampway. Genocide hauls off and CRACKS Jason in the back with the cane! Spirit falls off the apron and hits the floor. John immediately jumps from his corner and rushes to Jason's aid. Genocide smashes the cane over the back of Jason's neck as he lies curled up on the floor. John just barely reaches Genocide before he snaps the cane off Jason's ribs. Finally Cena intervenes and yanks the cane from Genocide's hands. The former Extreme champ turns in shock and backs away as Cena holds him off. In the ring Cassandra breaks free of a STFU she managed to get twisted into with a ropebreak. She stands and sees John about ready to assault her friend Josh with a cane and Jason lying in pain on the floor. She tries to head out of the ring through the ropes but Stacy grabs her arm. Cassandra doesn't waste time and thrusts her leg back with a vicious kick to the head that sends Stacy straight down to the mat. Cassandra rushes to John and Genocide and gets between them as John backs Genocide slowly up the ramp. She asks John for the cane but he refuses. Arguing ensues as Jason and Stacy recover. Stacy dives out of the ring immediately while Cassandra opts to just TAKE the cane from Cena, ripping it out of his hands. Stacy rushes in as Rave holds the cane whiling facing toward John. Stacy then comes in a spears Cassandra off her feet! Genocide quickly shoves Stacy off and back from Cassandra as Jason joins the fray. The tension and arguing reaches breaking point just as the bell is rung. Everyone turns to look at the ring as Alyssa announces the outcome. Genocide shakes his head and heads backstage leaving the four to trade glances back and forth as the show fades to commercial break. Match Winner: Double count out ~::~ As the show comes back from commercial, ECWF Owner Ashe Draven is in the ring, dressed in his Armani suit. He holds a microphone in his hand and wears a smirk on his face. Ashe Draven: "Ladies and Gentlemen. As you all know, an Elimination Chamber match has been scheduled for Revolution 9 to unify the WCWF and ECWF World championships. So far, we have three combatants for this bout. They are our two champions Cassandra Rave and Krystal. And as you all saw last week, Kalvin Jones had been awarded a spot in this match. I came out here to give to you, the rest of the competitors that will fill this chamber. Firstly, as a thank you for doing much of Creed's dirty work...DARKSIDE shall participate in the event!" The crowd boos at this, as he is not exactly a fan favorite due to his role in The Bastards. Ashe seems indifferent over it. He has no liking, of course, over Darkside's recent attacks on his daughter Mia Yubari nor his harsh words toward the owner himself The decision to place Darkside in came from Russo and Creed. Ashe Draven: "Next...I am placing my student, Genocide inside the chamber." The crowd boos at this as well. Ashe's plain face lights up a bit with a smirk however as he announces the final person to enter this event. Ashe Draven: "And last but not least...the final man to be placed inside this high-profile match is none other than....myself." A loud buzz goes up as the ECWF Owner announces his own participation in the event which will see two federation championships merged. Ashe lets the fans mull over this for a moment before bringing the mic back up to speak. However before he can get a single word out, a familiar voice cuts him off. Jack Glory: "Not if I have anything to say about it." The buzz grows even louder as WCWF Owner Jack Glory walks out onto the stage dressed in his best suit. He glares down at the ring and the man inside it as he speaks. Jack Glory: "You will not be included in the Chamber match Draven." Ashe Draven: "Correct me if I am wrong but...don't I own you?" Glory narrows his eyes as Ashe stands his ground. Jack Glory: "Not this guy. Not on your life." Ashe Draven: "By what or whose authority do you say I will not participate in this event?" Jack Glory: "By my own authority. The last tiny bit of power that I do have, I am sacrificing to put you into a match that everyone, from the east coast ALL the way to the west coast and beyond, have been waiting the entire year to see." Ashe Draven: "First of all, let me assure you...you have no authority. I will see to that once your done wasting MY air-time." Jack Glory: "And let me assure you, Ashe...that my authority stands. This match which I have made for you was something drawn up before ECWF took up WCWF. Yet as with all contracts of WCWF, ECWF MUST honor them. And as the owner of the WCWF, I am making DAMNED sure this match contract is carried out. I already have the signature of your opponent, had it for many weeks now." Ashe Draven: "We'll just see how well this match contract holds up when my lawyers get to it. But humor me and the rest of the crowd. What is the match and who is my opponent?" Jack Glory: "I can answer both those questions with one answer. As for when it will take place. Well it will obviously be at Revolution 9. The match itself is a championship match. And as for your opponent...the man you will find you have NO CHOICE but to face at Revolution 9...well that man is none other than, JASON...SPIRIT!" The crowd ERUPTS at this news. Ashe's cool demeanor falters just for a moment before he recovers it. Glory simply smirks back and gives Ashe the middle finger as he walks backwards through the curtain and disappears backstage. ~::~ Cameron Creed So you�re pissed because you weren�t booked in a match against Edge and Tomko? Andy Mac Pissed!? Bloody hell... That bloke jumped both Darren and I after our match was over, and he had to use a weapon to do so! Pissed was an understatement, Andy was beside himself and the fact that he wasn�t going to get an opportunity to kick somebody�s arse after being had a fool... Was insulting Cameron Creed Look Andy, I�d love to help ya out... Honestly I would, but to be perfectly honest with you. Your tag partner is already booked to defend his title against Kalvin Jones, and I�m not gonna put one of our legends in a situation where he could get hurt in a two on one fight. Andy Mac You give me those blokes and it�ll be them who get hurt in the two on one match. Cameron Creed Sorry buddy, the card is booked, signed, and sealed. I�m not gonna change it because of some silly revenge issue With a frown, Andy shakes his head and grumbles before grabbing Cameron�s desk and flipping it over as Creed jumps to his feet and takes a step back. The fans buzz loudly as Mac points a finger at the ECWF President Andy Mac If you won�t book the bloody match... Then I�LL Take care of matters with my OWN Hands! Cameron Creed No you won�t Andy Mac You wanna bet arsehole!?... There�s NOTHING you can do to stop me! Cameron Creed Alright, I�ve had enough of your bullshit... You are hereby suspended indefinitely! Andy Mac WHAT!? Cameron Creed You heard me asshole... now get the HELL out of my office before I have security escort your ass out of here! Mac glares at Creed before turning and walking towards the door of his office and making his way out SLAMMING it behind him... Creed smirks and looks down to his over turned desk as the cameras fade out to the arena.... Main Event K.O Jones Vs Darkside ECWF United States Championship The cameras return to the jammed full ECWF arena and upon the entrance ramp as �Many Men� By 50 Cent begins to blare over the P.A system. The fans stand to there feet and go WILD as Kalvin makes his way out to the top of the ramp dressed in a pair of baggy camouflage pants and a black do-rag Alyssa Marie � Making his way to the ring, from Queens New York.... K.O.JONES! Jones smirks and raises his huge arms into the air before giving a nod and lowering his arms while making his way down the ramp and to the ring. Sonny Siaki � There is some serious bad blood between these two men tonight... Of course, Darkside seems to have bad blood with everybody lately! Kelly Clarkson � With the suspension of Andy Maccavelli... Darkside�s left to fend for himself tonight, for a change he�s the one who won�t have the numbers game in his favor! Jones slides into the ring under the bottom ropes and jumps to his feet before turning towards the ramp before crossing his arms. The cameras pan away from him and to the ramp as �Animal I�ve Become� By Three Day�s Grace hit�s the P.A system Sonny Siaki � And here comes the biggest man in the ECWF Today! With the fans booing him, Darkside makes his way out to the top of the ramp with the U.S title around his waist and a tag title over each shoulder. A pissed off look resides on his face as he glares down the ramp at Kalvin Jones Alyssa Marie � Making his way to the ring from Toronto Canada... He is the ECWF United States Champion, DARKSIDE! Darren makes his way down the ramp ignoring the scornful fans along the way, and once to the ring he drops the tag titles to the floor then reaches up grabbing the rope before stepping up onto the apron. He then steps over the top rope and into the ring before removing the U.S title and handing to the ref who holds it into the air. Kelly Clarkson � This will be a Hard-hitting main event, there is no question about that! Ding-ding-ding The bell rings to signal the start of the match and as the fans in attendance begin to roar, both men lock eyes and circle around one another for a moment before finally locking up with a grapple Sonny Siaki � Here we go! Kelly Clarkson � An Irish whip by Darkside! Darkside sends Jones towards the ropes. And after bouncing off then charging back, Jones catches a clothesline that sends him down to the mat. However before Darren can even think about pounding on him, Jones rolls up to his feet and blocks a right hook before retaliating with a heavy left Kelly Clarkson � A left, a right, another right... And Darkside answers back! After taking a few punches the champ answers back with a few solid shots of his own backing Jones off from him before bringing the knee into the mans torso and grappling up with him. However before Darkside can do anything, Jones punches him in the gut and then suplexes the U.S Champion back to the mat with a thunderous boom Sonny Siaki � The BIG Suplex!... It�s not often you find a man with strength enough to suplex the towering Darkside! Kelly Clarkson � You can say that again! Darkside arches his back in pain and the rolls over to his side as Jones gets up to his feet. And as Darren uses the ropes to help himself up, Jones walks up behind him and puts a few axe-hammers down across his back before taking him and whipping him to the ropes. The Champ bounces off the ropes and charges back towards Jones before ducking under a suplex. Darkside bounces off the ropes and charges back towards Kalvin who dives low with a SPEAR Kelly Clarkson � What a vicious spear by Jones! Sonny Siaki � Hold on, what�s this!? The cameras pan to a wide shot of the ring as Jones stands up, and into the ring behind him slides former ECWF World Champion Ben Campbell dressed in street clothes he carries a loaded steel chair. And as he hops to his feet, Kalvin spins around and catches the weapon in the head �Ka-BOOM!� The C-4 EXPLODES in a flash sending the monster of blackness down as the ref signals for the bell Sonny Siaki � Wha... Creed set this whole thing up!! font color= pink> Kelly Clarkson � Campbell�s NOT stopping the assault! Ben continues to batter the unconscious Jones with the chair as Darkside pulls himself up to his feet holding his ribs in pain. And after catching his bearings he walks to Campbell and grabs the chair out of his hand before giving his a shove to the side Kelly Clarkson � I think Darkside�s pissed... And... WHAT!? With a smirk he turns and takes a few cracks on Jones and after a chuckle, Ben joins with his feet... However their attack is short lived as Jason Spirit, Cassandra Rave hit the ring followed by John Cena and Madison Jayde.... Quickly Ben and Darren exit the ring and looks up towards it at the militia that stands before them. Madison checks up on Jones as Jason, John, And Sam stare at the two men responsible �EXCUSE ME!� Suddenly all eyes shift towards the ramp as the ECWF President Cameron Creed makes his way out to the top of the ramp with a big grin on his face. And as Darkside gathers his titles he hands one of the tag belts over to Ben Cameron Creed � Sometimes I even amaze myself... You know, the whole �incident� with Andy Mac in the back... Was a hoax, I didn�t suspend the legend. He asked for some time off to go take care of family matters in England... And my fake suspension was to keep you fools outback so I could send my good friend Ben Campbell out with an exploding chair to �deal� with Jones for me The fans continue to boo loudly as both Ben and Darren make there way up the ramp before meeting up with Creed who continues Cameron Creed � So Myself and my new assistant, Vice-President Vince Russo got together... Booked this main event and lured that dumb ni--- heh... prick into a match so we could clean his clock. And it worked out perfectly thanks to your stupidity.... So at this moment I�d like to present the new tag champions... And Book a match for next weeks show... As Russo makes his way out, he gives props to Darkside and Campbell. Then as all four men stand at the top of the ramp looking down at the faction in the ring... Creed begins to speak Cameron Creed � The ECWF UNDISPUTED Tag team champion... Darkside and Ben Campbell will defend there tag team championships in a two on one Handicap match against John Cena!... No Disqualification and NO outside interference allowed! Kelly Clarkson � WHAT!? Sonny Siaki � You have GOT to be kidding me!? The fans boo loudly as Cena turns and asks Alyssa for a microphone, she smiles and obliges before handing him hers... He then makes his way to the ropes and leans on them before speaking to the four assholes on the ramp. John Cena � Yo... YO... YO!.... What�s wrong homie, you afraid that your �boys� can�t handle two of us, so you make a handicap match? Cameron Creed � Are you kidding me? We�ve got the most dominant superstar in wrestling... And a man who defeated ASHE for the World Championship as our tag champions. You don�t get much better then that son John Cena � Well if your not afraid, when why down you make this a tag match... And let me work with my former tag partner, Jason Spirit! The crowd goes WILD as Jason joins Cena at the ropes and cracks his knuckles before glaring up the ramp at the four men that stand before them. Russo and Cameron turn there backs to them and have a little huddle to discuss game plan Kelly Clarkson � Could you imagine THAT match Sonny!? Sonny Siaki � It would certainly be one to remember! The two of them turn around and face the ring once again, and after Cameron hands the mic over to his assistant... Vinny brings it to his mouth and responds Vince Russo � Alright then... You wanna make this a tag match, then let�s make it a tag match The fans go WILD once again as John and Jason nod in agreement then give one another props, however there celebration is short lived as Russo continues Vince Russo � However!... This is still no DQ and there is NO outside interference... In fact only ECWF staff is allowed near the ring, which means our commentating team, our announcer, referee, time keeper... Oh and of course the Staff, so Cameron, myself, ands Mr. Draven are allowed at ringside.... John Cena � Well dawg... if all of you wanna jump in, we�ll gladly kick your ass too! Cameron Creed � Oh Vince you forgot to mention that the referee for this match will be none other then Genocide! The fans roar once again as both Jason and John shake their heads, they know that they�re about to talk into a snake pit for next weeks show Vince Russo � Good luck gentlemen The fans continue to buzz as all four men on the ramp file into the backstage area as the cameras pan to the group of superstars in the middle of the ring Kelly Clarkson � This could be bad Sonny... That group reminds me of the Organization, they hold almost all the power! Sonny Siaki � I�ve got a really bad feeling about this match Kelly.... The cameras fade to the ECWF logo and the end of the show... |