The Coach
I have no idea Kelly. That was�well�Total Chaos. I never saw that coming.

Kelly Clarkson
And all because Aries wished him luck. Jeez.

Avril Lavigne�s theme song plays over the P.A system, and she walks out from the curtain. Dressed in torn blue jeans and a small black t-shirt, she walks down the ramp. The fans boo her, which she definitely isn�t used to, and she ignores them. She slides into the ring, and awaits John Cena and Austin Aries. My Time is Now hits the system and the fans give a ROAR of cheers. Glowing with energy, Cena walks out to the top of the ramp. He sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring. He keeps his eyes on Avril, but puts his hands on his knees, awaiting the third opponent.

Kelly Clarkson
They might have to start with out him. Wait�I just got word that Austin Aries suffered a broke neck, and may not be able to wrestle, ever again.

The Coach
Damn, Genocide kicked his ass!

after hearing that, the referee rings the bell, and Cena and Avril face off. Avril goes to punch Cena, and connects, but does nothing. Cena merely smirks. She does it again, and again. Not one time is Cena fazed. Then, Avril goes for the dropkick. That one takes Cena off his feet.

The Coach
Fourth time is a charm.

Kelly Clarkson
�It�s third time�?

Avril takes advantage, and jumps onto his abdomen. She crouches over him and delivers multiple rights and lefts. Cena then musters up the little strength needed to throw her off of him. He kips up and waits for Avril to stand up. As soon as she does, Cena nails her with a spear.

Kelly Clarkson
Cena has a lot of aggression to take out on Avril, and it appears that he plans on doing so.

Cena climbs back to his feet and kicks Avril in the back and stomach several times. All the anger towards Avril that he has built up the past three weeks is being unleashed through these hellacious kicks. Cena grabs her by her hair and delivers an Irish Whip into the ropes. As she comes back, she ducks under a clothesline, and then delivers a cross body. But, Cena catches her, delivering a power slam. He goes for the pin. 1
2

Kelly Clarkson
OH! And I kick out. I thought he had her there.

Cena picks her up and again, whips her into the ropes. But again, she ducks under the clothesline. But on the rebound, Cena hoists her onto his shoulders.

Kelly Clarkson
F-U!
Coach
NO! Avril counters with a DDT.

Avril kips up and hops to the top turnbuckle. Cena instantly hops to his feet and�

Kelly Clarkson
Oh crap! Cena just drop kicked Avril off the turnbuckle, to the outside.

Coach
Cena doesn�t drop kick to often, but he NAILED that one. But�I think Avril hit her head on the barricade.

No one seems to care whether or not Avril hit her head, and especially not Cena. He hops to the outside of the ring and picks her up, sliding her back in the ring. He body, almost limp, lies in the ring, awaiting more punishment. Cena picks her up and puts her on his shoulders. This time, he nails it.

Kelly Clarkson
F-U! 1�2�3!

Coach
NO! She kicked out. Cena is getting frustrated now.

Kelly Clarkson
And he locks in the STFU!

Coach
Fight it Avril. Get to the ropes!

Kelly Clarkson
And Avril taps out. Cena picks up the victory.

Cena stands up and the ref holds Cena�s hand up in victory, as the camera fades to the next commercial.

~::~

After Madness returns from commercial, the scene fades in with our two mishappened misfits, Jay and Silent Bob, as they both peer around a corner of the hallway. Jay's head hovers over Bob's and he looks down at his partner in crime.

Jay: "That old bitch went down TOO easy. Now we just have to find Stone so we can get our jobs back."

Silent Bob nods and they both head out into the hallway. Jay and Bob pass various superstars and ECWF workers on their way to President Michael Stone's door. Upon reaching it, Jay doesn't bother to knock. He simply strolls in.

Jay: "Ok where are you , you Bruce Wayne-lookin bitch. Bob and I are pissed off and need to talk to you!"

Jay stops at the desk of Michael Stone. The backrest of the large chair is facing him. Jay believes Michael is sitting there ignoring him, so he grabs the chair and spins it around.

Silent Bob opens his mouth to say something, but closes it, deciding there is no word that can describe this moment. Because sitting in Michael Stone's large leather chair is none other than the leggy, gorgeous SWF Undisputed Champion...Kylie Rose...



"Well, hello boys."

Jay is rendered completely speechless at the moment so Silent Bob takes over...

Silent Bob: "Hi"

The door to the office opens up and all three of them turn their heads. Michael Stone walks back into his office with a couple papers in his hand. He stops as he realizes there are two more people in here than when he left.

"What are you two doing here?"

Kylie gives an innocent shrug. Jay looks at Michael and narrows his eyes.

Jay: "We're here to get our jobs back!"

"Well that's too bad, you were fired last week. Not much I can do."

Silent Bob: "Oh I beg to differ Mr. Stone..."

Everyone in the room pauses and the crowd can be heard cheering in the background as Silent Bob makes his voice heard.

Silent Bob: "We were "fired" by someone who doesn't even work for this company, much less has any executive power. Therefore, the termination of our contracts due to that action would cause an enormous backlash from myself and Jay...one that your attorneys cannot afford. We are simply asking for the continuation of our contracts that were so abruptly and falsely discontinued."

Silence befalls the room. Kylie blinks in amazement at Silent Bob's speech. Jay chuckles under his breath, and Michael seems none to amused. Finally he speaks.

"Fine, whatever. You're re-hired. Now get out of my office before I call security to kick you out."

Jay: "Yeh you call your security man! We'll drop them faster than Bob does his pants when a Mcdonald's commercial airs!"

Silent Bob rolls his eyes and claps a hand down onto Jay's shoulder. he practically drags Jay out of the door while he shouts...

Jay: "Let go lunchbox! I wasn't done tellin him off."

The door shuts as Jay and Bob enter the hallway. Michael turns back to Kylie Rose, who swivels a bit in his chair with a smile on her face. The scene fades out as Michael makes his way toward her, holding the papers out to her.

~::~

Match 3
Lita vs Christian

Christian is waiting in the ring with the show comes back from a commercial. Then the lights go down as �Lovefurypassionenergy� starts to play. Christian smirks as out comes Lita to the applause of the crowd. She runs down towards the ring, sliding in before jumping up. She glares at Christian who just holds his hands up as she climbs up on the turnbuckle. As she is posing though Christian runs up behind her, hitting her in the small of the back with a forearm. He then grabs her hair, pulling her down hard to the mat.

JR: Christian is a dirty son-of-a-bitch!

He is doing what he has to so he gets the early advantage though JR.

He then looks down at her with a smirk before going for a roll-up, putting his feet on the ropes the ref sees him though and kicks his feet down. He stands over her with his arms out, smiling as she quickly grabs his tights rolling him up. Christian kicks out looking mad as Lita gets up smiling this time. Christian then runs at her going for a clothesline but Amy ducks, spinning on her heels fast and connecting with a dropkick to Christian�s back sending him face first in the turnbuckle. Christian stumbles back as Lita jumps, grabbing his head and spinning around bringing him down with a huge Tornado DDT. She goes for a cover but again Christian kicks out. Lita then rolls off him going under the ropes on the apron. She waits as Christian struggles up to his feet and when she does she jumps, springboarding off the top rope going for a cross body. Christian catches her though at the last minute, turning and slamming her down on the mat. Christian then grabs Lita�s neck, putting his knee in her back as he pulls back on her head. Lita screams out in pain as Christian wrenches back on her head. The fans start to cheer her on though and she slowly fights her way up to her feet, elbowing Christian in the gut a few times. She then goes to kick him in the gut, looking like she is going for a DDT but when she sets it up he over powers her tossing her over his head with a back body drop. Christian goes for another cover but Lita kicks out quickly. Kelly: Another close call but Lita somehow stays in it.

JR: She is showing a lot of heart out there.

He gets up and begins to stop on her viciously until he drags her up to her feet. Christian then runs, sliding Lita head first out of the ring on to the floor. After a second Lita starts to stir and Christian runs, leaping over the ropes at her but she quickly ducks, making Christian land on his stomach on the floor. Lita quickly takes advantage as she climbs up on the apron, as Christian gets up she leaps off, hitting a huge hurricanrana on him. Lita then pulls him up, whipping Christian into the turnbuckle. He hits it and as he stumbles back Lita hooks his head and sends him headfirst on to the floor with a reverse DDT. Lita slides Christian back in the ring going for a cover but at the last second Christian puts his foot up on the ropes. Lita looks flustered as she gets up waiting for Christian to move. As soon as he stirs she runs at him, spearing him to the mat and starting to hit him with lefts and rights wildly. The ref pulls her off as Christian is now bleeding a bit out of his forehead. Christian wipes his forehead looking down angry as he runs at Lita, who moves out of the way and trips Christian making him land face first on the turnbuckle.

JR: Lita is one step ahead of Christian again, Kelly.

Kelly: Christian is certainly looking frustrated with this match too.

Christian rolls over trying to get up, looking annoying as Lita runs at him, hitting a huge brono buster on him as he sits in the corner. Once she is done she pulls Christian into the middle of the ring, going for another cover but the Canadian kicks out again. As Lita goes to pick him up again though this time Chrisian pokes her in the eye with his thumb. The ref starts to talk to Christian but as he does Christian �accidently� grabs his shirt, so he can�t see him poke Lita in the eye again. As Lita grabs her face in pain Christian quickly runs out of the ring, grabbing a chair, as he does he slides the time keepers bell into his tights. He then slides in the ring with the chair, which the referee instantly grabs from him. Christian looks confused but as he turns around Lita kicks him in the stomach going for her DDT again but before she knows it Christian pulls the hammer out and smacks her right in the back of the head with it. He then throws the bell out of the ring as the ref turns around just in time to see him hit the Unprettier and cover her for the vicory.

JR: Christian stole that match! That little bastard!

~::~

The cameras return to the backstage area of Monday night Madness and come to rest upon the image of ECWF owner Ashe Draven who makes his way through the hallways with a confident smirk on his face. Dressed in an Armani suit he long dark hair is tied back in a ponytail as a five �o clock shadow is present on his face.

�Ashe!... ASHE!�

From inside the arena the fans erupt into cheers as the voice of the Women�s World Champion calls out to him and with a sinking expression Ashe turns and stops to look upon Krystal who approaches quickly. She is dressed in her dark ring attire, the Women�s title slung over her left shoulder and her chair residing in her right hand... It�s obvious that she is none to impressed right now

�Hello Lisa... it�s good to see you my dear�

�Quit your shit Draven... I know it was you who slipped my Husband those damn pills, I know it was you that put him into the hospital. Do you have any idea what you could have done!?... No... Do you have any idea what you HAVE done!?�

�I know exactly what I did Lisa, I took and avenged the attack perpetrated upon my brother Damien by using Jeff�s weakness against him. It�s called revenge my dear, and you�re fortunate that I didn�t use a more direct route�

�So you think that you can just take and mess with my husbands life because he one-upped your ass hole brother?�

�Exactly... you learn so fast, I should give you a silver star�

The fans continue to buzz as Ashe�s expression goes from serious to humored, Krystal�s on the other hand distorts in a fit of rage. A rage that she does her best to hold inside

�So help me god Ashe, someday you�re going to piss the wrong person off and find out that underneath your false veil of idolatry... You�re a human just like the rest of us�

�Are you threatening me?�

�Boy Ashe you learn so fast... Perhaps you should get a gold star�

With a soft chuckle Ashe shakes his head and turns to walk away from Krystal, however he is stopped as she reaches out and grabs his shoulder. The fans begin to cheer louder as he turns his head back towards her and locks eyes

�Don�t think you�re untouchable Draven...�

�Ah but Mrs. Hardy.. I am, more so then you even know my love... In fact I�ll even prove it to you with an opportunity, next week here on Madness you and your husband will team up to take on... Myself in a handicap match�

�Heh... (smirks) Hope you got life insurance�

�I hope you�ve got a burial plot... Oh by the way, if I win... Jeff looses his number one contendership to me and I will face Genocide at Legends for the World title�

The arena blows up with cheers as Ashe grins and removes her hand from his shoulder before turning and walking away from the bewildered Krystal. And as the cameras focus in on her stunned expression they fade away into a shot of the arena...


~::~

Match Four
Jason Spirit Vs Darkside

Sonny Siaki � Can you believe that Kelly!?... Ashe Draven will face not only Jeff Hardy, but Krystal next week on Madness with the winner going to Legends to face Genocide!

Kelly Clarkson � We�re set up for one HELL of a main event next week... Just like tonight where we�ll see Genocide face Krystal in a hardcore match!

�CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.... THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!�

The fans break into a cheer as �Last Resort� By Papa Roach BLASTS over the Arena P.A system and as the cameras switch to a shot of the entrance ramp the BIG man Darkside makes his way out to the top of the ramp. Dressed in his black leather pants and a black �ECWF Bad Ass� sleeveless shirt his expression is DEAD serious as he walks down the ramp and towards the entrance ring.

Sonny Siaki � This one has the potential to be a BIG match... Jason Spirit will square off against Darkside, now both men have had some trouble with Shane Douglas and Randy Orton as of late, so you think they�d be teaming against them... But nope, tonight�s a different story!

Kelly Clarkson � Professionally... Jason Spirit blames Darkside for his downfall during his last title run and has vowed revenge tonight, but can he back up his words? The last time these two fight it nearly killed Spirit... Healthy or not Darkside is NO pushover!

Upon entering the ring, Darkside runs and bounces off the ropes before coming to a stop and taking a few shadow punches to warm himself up... Then as he turns to face the ramp and await his opponent, the arena falls into silent anticipation

Kelly Clarkson � This place is about to get electric!

�BOOM!�

Fireworks EXPLODE off the ramp as �Sweet Daze� Begins to play over the P.A system, the fans jump to their feet in a frenzy of cheers as the ECWF �Icon� Makes his way out to the top of the ramp. Dressed in a pair of Adidas pants and a black �ECWF Icon� shirt Jason comes to a stop and turns his emerald glare down to the ring and onto Darkside who crosses his arms and tilts his head to the side.

Sonny Siaki- This place is going WILD!

Kelly Clarkson � Jason Spirit and Darkside... This isn�t a regular match, this is a battle of the Bad Ass and the Icon!

Making his way down the ramp, Jason passes by legions of outstretched hands before diving into the ring and jumping up to his feet. As Darkside uncrosses his arms Jason steps up to him and stands toe to toe looking up at the big man as the bell rings

Kelly Clarkson � There�s the bell, and this one�s underway!

With a quick move, Darkside plants a lightning fast jab on the side of Jason�s head backing the ECWF Icon off a step Jason quickly rebounds however and as Darkside swings a left hook Spirit ducks and turns planting a stiff kick on the big man�s hip. The fans give a collected �OOH!� as the fleshy �SMACK� echoes off Darkside�s hip, and with a stumble to the left the big man brings his arm down to his hip only to be taken right off his feet by a quick sweep kick!

Sonny Siaki � And Spirit with a beautiful sweep kick!

Kelly Clarkson � Jason�s using his kick boxing background against Darkside... If he can take out the big man�s legs then he can keep him floored!

With a quick stomp down onto Darkside�s stomach Jason drives the wind out of the �Bad Ass� before turning and running to the ropes. Bouncing off, Spirit runs back towards his opponent before jumping up into the air and coming down on the side of his head with a knee. Rolling to his feet, Jason turns to Darkside who thrashes about on the mat holding his face

Kelly Clarkson � Great move by Jason Spirit, he�s really using his quickness to his advantage!

Sonny Siaki � You�re absolutely right, Jason Spirit is not normally known as a �speedy� wrestler, but he is much faster then Darkside and must use that to his advantage in this contest!

Reaching down, Jason grabs a hand full of Darkside�s hair before dragging the man up to his feet, keeping him bent down Spirit turns and smacks him with a European uppercut which stands Darkside upright and causes him to stumble back a few feet.

Kelly Clarkson � And the BIG BOOT!

With a sudden burst Jason takes one step towards Darkside before being introduced to the big boot, then the ring mat. And as the big man plants his feet he turns to Spirit who rolls to his side holding his face, this is opportunistic and Darkside takes advantage of it with a kick to the side of the head. Spirit rolls to his back still holding his head before he is yanked to his feet by the collar of his shirt

Kelly Clarkson � Darkside�s got Spirit on his feet!

Sonny Siaki � And a BIG knee to the mid-section by the Big Man, Jason Spirit is doubled over as all the wind has just been forced out of him... What a shot!

Kelly Clarkson � And the Irish Whip!

�SLAM� Jason�s back rams into the turnbuckle pads driving what little bit of air that was in his system, out of it. And as he staggers out of the corner Darkside comes Rushing in with a BIG clothesline that drives him back into it with Authority!

Sonny Siaki � OH! That was just NASTY!

Kelly Clarkson � It just takes one move to turn the momentum of a match, and it all started with that big boot, now this is Darkside�s game!

Hooking Jason�s head and arm, Darkside lifts the Icon up vertically in the hold for the suplex before falling back and SLAMMING Spirit back first into the ring mat from seven feet up in the air. The fans buzz as they absorb the energy of the crushing impact, Darkside then sits up with a sick smirk on his face and gets to his feet. Turning and grabbing Spirit he pulls him up and hooks his head in a side headlock (like a DDT) However Jason Spirit counters with a few sharp blows to the ribs breaking the hold on his head.

Kelly Clarkson � And Spirit�s free... There�s a RIGHT!... A Left! Darkside�s on the backpedal!

Sonny Siaki � Jason Spirit�s unloading on Darkside like his name is Jean Claude Van Damme!

Kelly Clarkson � Or Chuck Norris!

With a combination of lefts and rights, Jason backs the monster Darkside up to the ropes before jumping back a step and diving forward with a clothesline attempt. However Darkside ducks and backdrops Jason over the ropes and to the outside of the ring

Sonny Siaki � And Chuck Norris has just been back dropped OUT of the ring!

Kelly Clarkson � Hehehehe!!!

Darkside turns in a daze and looks out at Jason who rolls to his side holding his back in pain, and after shaking the cobwebs the big man regains his composure as the referee begins the ring out count... 1..... 2..... 3..... 4...

Kelly Clarkson � Van Damme is trying to get up, it looks like that fall might have given him a bit of a stinger!

Sonny Siaki � Oh no... What is Randy Orton doing here!?

The fans break into a mass of boos as Randy Orton dives into the ring behind Darkside, dressed in his street attire he comes wheedling a metal pipe which he uses to bat Darkside across the back to his head and floor him.

-ding ding ding-

Sonny Siaki � And the ref has stopped this match damn it!

Kelly Clarkson � And Spirit�s in the Ring!

> Jason dives unto the ring and rushes towards Orton who takes a home run shot at Jason who ducks under the pipe before planting his feet and turning sharply. With a battery of punches, knee strikes and low kicks Van Damme... Err Jason Spirit backs Randy into the corner attacking him like a rabid wolf

Kelly Clarkson � HERE COME�S DICK-HEAD!

Shane Douglas dives into the ring behind Jason and charges in before battering Spirit in the back, As Douglas backs off and Jason stumbles away from Randy, Orton swings the pipe and CRACKS Spirit in the ribs with it sending him to the mat!

Kelly Clarkson � Randy Orton and Dick-Head are out here attacking BOTH Spirit and Darkside!

Sonny Siaki � And here comes Madison Jayde!

Madison scoots down the ramp with lightning speed before diving into the ring, immediately she jumps onto the back of Shane Douglas wrapping her arms around his neck and driving her knees into his back. The fans go WILD for the apparently crazed Madison who attacks the Franchise like a pitbull

Sonny Siaki � This girl is CRAZY!

Reaching back, Douglas grabs a hand full of her hair and yanks forward whipping her off him and to her butt on the canvas. Before she can so much as flinch Randy kicks her in the face with the heel of his boot and drops her to her back, Douglas then picks Madison up and simply flings her over the ropes and to the floor on the outside..

Kelly Clarkson � Darkside is knocked TOTALLY Out, Spirit�s hurting and TRYING to get up... And it looks like they�re going to do more damage!

Douglas grabs Jason�s left leg and rolls him onto his stomach before applying a one-legged Boston Crab, Jason ROARS in pain as Shane leans back applying pressure to that surgically repaired knee, as he does this he yells out to Randy

�BASH HIS FUCKING KNEE!�

Kelly Clarkson � NO!!!

Sonny Siaki � Oh... This is BAD!

Randy smirks before licking his thumb and swiping his nose, he then grips the pipe with two hands before stepping into the �Batters Box� Sizing up his target he takes a few slow half-swings to get his trajectory set.... Rearing back he gets ready to swing

DARKNESS...

The Arena lights shut completely off and after a moment of silence �Clocks� by Coldplay begins to play over the P.A System. The fans jump to their feet and go absolutely CRAZY as the laser show begins to shoot off from the ramp area illuminating the arena with an array of blues and pinks.

Kelly Clarkson � IT�S CASSANDRA RAVE!!!

Sonny Siaki � THIS PLACE IS A MADHOUSE!... I EVEN Got Goosebumps!

Out to the top of the ramp steps the silhouette of Cassandra Rave, dressed in a pair of black leather pants and a red blouse she holds her Katana in her right hand drawn and ready to strike. Then without hesitation Cass takes off down the ramp and dives into the ring before jumping up and gripping her blade in an attack stance. Quickly Orton and Douglas exit the ring to the outside and regroup before turning scornful expressions on the returning champion

Sonny Siaki � I can�t believe it!!!

Kelly Clarkson � Opting out of becoming Sushi, Dick-Head and Orton made a QUICK exit from the ring!

As they make there way up the ramp, Cass sheathes her Katana behind her and turns to Jason before kneeling beside him... And as he pushes himself up to his feet he turns to put a confused expression on his Ex-Girlfriend.

The Music Stops... Leaving silent tension

Sonny Siaki � Spirit looks dumbfounded!

Kelly Clarkson � I can�t say that I blame him!

With a beautiful smile, Cass leans in and kisses him on the cheek before turning and exiting the ring and as she makes her way up the ramp he remains motionless watching her walk away from him....

~::~

Match 5
Randy Orton & Alexus Calloway vs DMX & Holly Wood

We cut away from that intense action in the ring to outside the ECWF arena there is a camera-crew in place awaiting the arrival of either Miss Hollywood or Alexus Calloway, at this rate it�s going to be DMX vs. Orton, neither lady has been seen or heard from all day. A limo approaches on camera surely this has to be one of those ladies now. It pulls to a stop just outside the arena and the chauffeur exits from out his side to reach around the limo and open the door, once the door is opened finally we have a woman in our tag match it�s Alexus Calloway.

Alexus is seen wearing shades, black high leather boots, black mini skirt, black bra with matching jacket unopened. Alexus lifts the shades up over her eyes and looks around she seems like she is ready for a fight tonight and that�s exactly what she is going to get. The chauffeur helps Alexus get out her bags and agrees to carry them for her they set off at a slow pace towards the arena.

Then from out of nowhere Miss Hollywood ambushes Alexus she spears her back inside the limo and shuts the door behind her, all we can hear is fist connecting with face. Miss Hollywood realization that everyone is missing out on her beat-down of Alexus rolls down the window.

The camera crew shoves the camera inside and gets a shot of Miss Hollywood slamming Alexus in the face, she hits her so hard blood foams at Alexus mouth.

Miss Hollywood: Who do you think you are bitch, I�ve had to listen to you talk shit about me all week.. Tonight I hope you learn a lesson that you never and I mean NEVER talk shit about me ever again got it?

Alexus Calloway: Fuck you!

Alexus spits in the face of Miss Hollywood, then with both feet and all her might she plants them into Miss Hollywoods mid-section and with brute force pushes her off her and sends Miss Hollywood crashing back first into the drinks cabinet located in the limo. Alexus screams before grabbing a bottle off the cabinet she raises it above her head she�s going to fucking cave in Hollywood�s skull.

Alexus doesn�t even think about it and brings it down lucky for Hollywood she is agile she moves out of the way and avoids the contact the glass shatters inside the limo exterior. Hollywood seizes another opportunity to get some of Alexus she kicks her while she�s down grabbing a piece of broken glass and shoving it into Alexus leg causing slight bleeding. Alexus screams before pushing Hollywood away with one arm. It�s to no avail though.

Miss Hollywood: TALK SHIT ABOUT ME NOW!!

Hollywood grabs Alexus by her long dark coloured locks, she pulls her out of the limo and drags her kicking and screaming out into the open. Hollywood mounts Alexus and grabs her by the head slamming the back of her head into the concrete. Alexus starting to feel she is in a losing battle here reaches out and rakes the eyes of Hollywood it was pure desperation but it worked, she now grabs Miss Hollywood by her blonde hair and slams her head into the limo.

Alexus Calloway: For your information Holly your just jealous as Jim gave me something he couldn�t give you.. AN ORGASM!!

Miss Hollywood: FUCK YOU!!

Alexus Calloway: Yeah he did plenty of times.

Miss Hollywood: Bitch get the fuck off me..

Alexus Calloway: Let�s see how you like the taste of your own blood.

Alexus grabs Hollywood by the hair again and slams her face first into the limo she seems relentless on making Hollywood bleed, she releases Hollywood and laughs as she slumps down the side of the limo. Alexus looks down at her leg she wants payback, she climbs back inside the limo and grabs a bottle from off the drinks cabinet she smashes it and grabs a huge piece of the front of the broken bottle.

Alexus with broken bottle in hand charges towards Hollywood. Alexus kicks Hollywood in the face stunning her, she then uses the bottle to cut down on the arm of Hollywood, blood gushes out freely. Hollywood holds her arm she sees it bleeding heavily and also looks back at the smirk on Alexus face.

Alexus Calloway: Oh Holly look what you have done you know self harming is not an idea thing to do especially when your about to get your ass kicked, Oh what�s the matter you look like you want to stab me back well here Holly be my guest.

Alexus hands Hollywood the broken glass reason being as she spots the ECWF officials running over to break up this fight. Holly grabs the bottle utters stupid bitch and charges with it trying to pierce Alexus in the stomach with it, she then finds herself over powered by security and officials.

Miss Hollywood: Just you wait till tonight Alexus I will make you pay for this..

Alexus Calloway: I look forward to it Holly word of advice bring everything you can bitch cause your gonna need it in order to put me down.

Alexus walks over to her chauffeur who is still in shock at what he just saw she snaps him out of it telling him to bring her bags, she doesn�t seem to be phased one bit she almost committed murder live on national TV hell is going to freeze over tonight.

Back in the ring we join Lillian Garcia who looks stunned at what she just witnessed on the big monitor inside the arena nonetheless she gains her composure and does her job announcing the tag team war that is just about to take place.

Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a tag team war and is scheduled for one fall introducing team number one he hails from St Louis Missouri weights in tonight at 245lbs he is the Legend Killer he is RANDY ORTON!!

BURN IN THE LIGHT plays over the pa system the crowd in attendance boos the shit out of this cocky young upstart that is about to head towards the ring, the camera gets in closer as Randy Orton the self professed Legend Killer of ECWF walks outwards, he stomps in the entrance way before raising his arms in an arrogant way in the air, firework pyro rains down from behind him, the girls in attendance scream hoping that someday Randy might want to get into there knickers.

Orton with another arrogant smirk after holding up his entrance as much as possible then heads down towards the ring, he stops at certain times to jawjack with the crowd basically ripping the piss out of them, telling them that they could only dream to be as in shape or as sexy as him.

Orton climbs up the ring steps and waits on the ring apron he is refusing to enter the ring unless Lillian Garcia holds open the ropes for him, he smirks as that gets him more direct heat. Orton snaps at her demanding she hold the ropes or he will drop her where she stands.

Randy Orton: What you waiting for Lillian get your ass over here.

A reluctant Lillian walks over and holds open the ropes. Orton steps through the ropes and laughs at Lillian he then walks towards the turnbuckles facing off against this capacity crowd he leaps on the top and raises his arms out even further even turning his nose up at this crowd.

Lies by Evanescence plays over the arena�s PA system this is Orton�s tag team partner for tonight Alexus Calloway the same Alexus that moments ago got in a confrontation with Miss Hollywood. Orton at this point leaps down from the turnbuckle he looks out towards the entrance but there is no sign of Alexus at this point, he walks over to Lillian Garcia and snatches the microphone from her.

Randy Orton: Lillian I can take it from here.

More heel heat ensues upon Orton he loves it.

Randy Orton: For those of you expecting some t & a in this ring tonight think again see that only happens in my locker room away from the cameras. now I know you can hear me in the back DMX so why don�t you bring your black ass down to this very ring and I shall show you why they call me the next ECWF Heavyweight Champion around here since your gonna learn the same lesson that Jason Spirit learnt and that�s nobody can pin these beautiful shoulders to the canvas however in my bedroom well if she�s blonde and big breasted then I might make an exception.

Orton walks back over to Lillian and slams the microphone into her chest copping a feel of her tits, she looks astonished but probably quite excited. Lillian trying to gain her focus on what�s taking place announces Orton�s opponent for tonight DMX.

X is gonna give it to ya.. is heard and out saunters DMX the crowd goes electric he comes walking out from the entrance curtain seen dressed in a large Ruff Ryder jacket, white wifebeater and a pair of black baggy south pole jeans finished off with a platinum chain seen swinging from his neck. DMX is dressed ready to go to war with Randy Orton here tonight live on Madness. DMX cranks his neck before slipping off his Ruff Ryder Jacket seen in just his wifebeater and jeans he runs down towards the ring.

The crowd knows that he has one purpose in this match and that�s to hurt Randy Orton sure Darkside gave him an assist earlier on but the real credit DMX would like to take will be his own. DMX rushes to the ring and slams Orton in the face he has promised to mash up Orton�s good looks he�s sick of hearing about how much of a stud Orton is by all the women in the ECWF. Orton was caught unaware of the punch since he was too busy chatting up a chick seen at ringside.

DMX grabs Orton by the neck and pulls him up before slugging him once again in the face, he keeps shouting out at Orton.

DMX: What now dawg huh come hit me motherfucker.. see Orton you might think you�re the shit around here but me I know differently.

DMX slugs Orton once again in the face blood foaming at his mouth.

DMX: Speak up Orton I can�t fucking hear you.

Orton is seen with an arrogant smirk on his bloody face DMX fists don�t seem to be expecting him. DMX slugs him for the fourth time in the face, he grabs Orton by the hand and drags him over to the turnbuckle. Orton feeling woozy is giving a chance to get his bearing by DMX when he leaps out of the ring and looks under the ring apron.

DMX pulls out some duct tape and raises it in the air, the crowd roars in approval with a huge smile on his face he throws the duct tape in the ring and slides back in. DMX picks up the duct tape and extends it out, he makes sure Orton can see what he�s up to.

DMX: Bitch-Boy speak ill about me ha-ha I thought not you know what I am gonna do Orton I am gonna make you shut your mouth for good.

DMX kicks Orton in the groin, he then grabs Orton�s head and pulls it forward he applies the duct tape around the head of Orton making sure he wraps it around his mouth so he can�t speak anymore shit.

DMX: That�s better Orton and now you can say hello to my special friend motherfucker.

DMX reaches into his jeans and pulls out brass knuckles he places them on his fist. Orton is about to be beaten into the middle of next week. The crowd are egging on DMX. DMX with the brass knuckles placed on his fist slams Orton in the face a couple more time�s blood erupts from Orton�s face as the brass knuckles cut through his skin. Orton is going to know before the night is through that he has been in a fight.

Orton is trying to say something maybe he is pleading that X stops beating him mercilessly. X puts the knucks back in his jeans, he look over to the ropes runs off them and hits Orton in the face with his boot giving him the facewash. X then walks away from Orton and receives a rapturous applause for his actions.

The official for this contest Timmy White runs over to Orton and grabs the duct tape he rips it off Orton�s mouth. Orton spits a gobful of blood on the canvas. X has no idea what the official is doing and when he turns around Orton charges at him knocking X on his ass. The crowd boo Orton is pissed.

Randy Orton: I�m gonna kill you nigga!!

Orton stomps down on the body of X he stamps on him repeatedly X covers his face but can still feel the effects from Orton�s steel wrestling boots. Orton grabs both leg�s of X and stomps down on his groin that had to hurt. Orton isn�t finished yet he opens up X leg�s again this time dropping a knee to his groin.

X gasps for air. Orton now with duct tape off his mouth can taunt DMX.

Randy Orton: How does that feel you stupid son of a bitch don�t you know who I am I am a 3rd generation superstar, youngest champion in this entire industry and tonight is your lucky night bitch seeing as tonight the legend killer tour returns and I will add your name to the back of my list. I know you aint a legend DMX but even so a kill is a fucking kill. Orton reaches into X pockets nothing kinky is going on he just wanted to give X back some of that blood that he spilt early on. Orton grabs the brass knucks and puts them around his fist, he hovers over X grabbing his head and smashing the knucks into X forehead. X bleeds Orton is happy, he throws the knucks out of the ring and grabs X head again biting down trying to expose as much blood from that cut as possible.

Orton now grabs the bloody head of DMX and drags him over to the ring apron with his head hanging just off the ropes he pushes Lillian Garcia off her chair, with chair in hand he slams the chair straight off the cranium of X. X lays there motionless Orton slams the chair down and raises his arms aloft, he loves the heat heading in his direction.

X is finished. Orton rolls back into the ring and drags X into the middle of the ring, Orton places a foot on his chest that shows how arrogant of a cover it is. Timmy White looks at Orton who is demanding Timmy counts the ref slaps the canvas..

ONE!!

TWICE!!

THRE- - no a kick out by X. the crowd is electric a DMX chant breaks out this crowd are firmly behind him. Orton wanting to kill the crowd from reviving X slaps in a wrenching chinlock place a knee deep in X back and pulling back on his neck. Timmy White keeps asking X if he gives it up but with blood trickling down his forehead he shakes his head refusing to be submitted by the most shittest of moves.

Timmy White tells Orton this move isn�t working but Orton wrenches it in now tighter, still though its too no prevail as X with all his strength and the crowds encouragement is getting to his feet. Orton tells the crowd to shut it but X is now on both his feet he plants two elbows deep into the midsection of Orton breaking free from the hold. X now runs off the ropes sensing he now has the upper hand but soon makes the mistake of lowering his head. Orton plants him with a kick in the chest and with quick thinking hook�s X neck driving him down with his own version of a front neckbreaker.

X violent shakes as he hits the canvas Orton tells Timmy White this match is officially over. Timmy white counts once again..

ONCE!!

TWICE!!

THRE - - no once again X kicks out Orton is not happy he believes White hit a three count he argues with the referee when really Orton should have known better. X still feeling woozy grabs Orton from behind and sinks in a dragon sleeper.

DMX: GO TO SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER!!

Orton reaches out and grabs Timmy White but White pushes him away and now Orton feels the grip around his neck getting tighter and tighter the oxygen in his body is fading, he falls to the canvas with X synching in the move. Timmy White asks Orton if he gives up but Orton is too faded, he reaches down and grabs one of Orton�s hands lifting it aloft he drops it, it flops to the canvas.

Timmy White grabs Orton�s arm a second time again the same outcome X has choked out the Legend Killer, but just as X has won he feels a high heel stamp on his ribs, he lets out a yell as he looks back to see Alexus Calloway is the culprit what the fuck is she doing here Miss Hollywood took care of her earlier. Alexus smiles back at X she just stopping him from choking out Orton. X releases his grip on Orton and gets to his feet to feet. Alexus pleads with X not to hurt her even getting on her knees a position she is well gifted at.

X reaches out grabbing her by the hair big mistake as in her hand Alexus had hair spray, she sprays it into the eyes of X who falls to the canvas blinded. Alexus tells X to get to his feet he�s on one knee she runs off the ropes and with precise timing hits X with a running sommersault neckbreaker, she connects she goes for the cover.

Timmy White slaps the canvas..

ONCE..

X kicks out with brute force. Alexus can�t believe what she is seeing X kicked out she now knows she needs to do a lot more to keep down this tough motherfucker. Alexus reaches out to grab X but he pushes her away still clearly blinded by Alexus. Orton meanwhile is now back on his feet, he is signalling with his hands in the air..

HOLY SHIT AN RKO ON DMX..

Orton hits the RKO he doesn�t go for the cover though instead he directs traffic telling Alexus to get something. Alexus jumps out of the ring and pulls out a table. Orton gets out the other side and pulls out a white plastic bag he slides it into the ring. Alexus on the outside is having trouble with the table seeing as she doesn�t have enough strength to lift the table inside the ring. Orton heads over and assists her in her duties.

Orton now with Alexus help folds out the table and pulls it over into a nearby corner of the ring, he walks over to the plastic bag and pulls out lighter fluid, with a sick smile on his face he hands the lighter fluid to Alexus, he grabs DMX and puts him between his legs he shouts back at Alexus to light it up.

Randy Orton: DO IT!!

Alexus smiles back she pours the fluid over the table and grabs a match she is really going to set this table on fire. The crowd reach fever pitch though when hers and Orton�s act is about to fail. Miss Hollywood has entered the ring and is seen carrying a chair charged with C4 explosives, she slams the chair off the face of Alexus which explodes on impact that has to hurt. Alexus screams out in pain it was that much of an explosion that the chair has sent the table on fire. Orton amazed has taken too long to put X through the table.

X waiting his chance low blows Orton, he pulls the table into the centre of the ring and puts Orton on top of it flames burning deep into his back, he tells Hollywood to get up top, so while Hollywood climbs up one turnbuckle, X climbs the other. Orton is about to BURN MOTHERFUCKING BURN!! X hits a 450 frogsplash while Hollywood on the other end hits a flying legdrop the impact is brutal and devastating.

Orton�s back is still on fire thought and Hollywood is keeping anyone at bay from putting out the flames. X gets out the ring once again and looks under the ring apron he pulls out a huge thick steel chain, he wraps it around Orton�s neck and pulls back he doesn�t want to pin Orton he wants to submit him looks like he could get his way. Timmy White can�t see anyway out for Orton and rings the bell..

DING.. DING..

The match is over Hollywood and DMX have done it they have gained their revenge on their opponents or have they. Hollywood slaps X on the shoulder and is seen talking to him. X smiles he walks over to Orton who is flooded with ECWF officials with water bottles putting Orton out. X grabs the chain from around his bloody neck and rests it over his shoulder. X grabs Alexus who is in serious need of medical attention and flings him over his shoulder, just where are X and Miss Hollywood taking her.

Hollywood slaps the ass of Alexus teasing her. X and Hollywood ask for security to open up the rails holding the wrestlers back from the fans they then make their way up a huge flight of stars until they are over looking the arena. It�s a long way down but then Hollywood and X have no plans of going over the edge. Alexus on other hand well she�s getting ready for that very trip. Hollywood grabs X chain and puts it over the neck of Alexus she pulls raising Alexus to her feet who�s face at this point is badly burnt.

Hollywood is ready to do the unthinkable X knows what�s coming I think everyone does but Alexus. Hollywood grabs Alexus legs and flings her over the balcony.. HOLY SHIT MISS HOLLYWOOD IS HANGING ALEXUS!! More ECWF officials come flooding out they are at ground level pleading for Miss Hollywood to let go. Hollywood does as they wish and lets the prone body of Alexus fall straight off the balcony, she crashes to the floor below.. HOLY SHIT SHE MUST BE DEAD..

DMX and Hollywood not giving a rat�s ass about how Orton or Alexus is lift each other�s hand in victory what a brutal match this has been but as of tonight we have seen the intentions of X and Hollywood leading into legends and it�s a scary proposition for anyone in the ECWF.. as the camera cuts to our next match-up.

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Match 6
Jamie Spirit vs Victoria

"Phenomena" plays over the speakers as the lights all turn out, bright pink and blue lights shining around the entry way as out steps Jamie Spirit. She holds out her arms with a smirk as she starts down the rampway with a smirk on her face. Jamie starts down the rampway, high-fiving some of the crowd before sliding under the ropes. She then jumps up on the turnbuckle, looking around before hoping down and running the ropes ready for action. Suddenly we spot somebody jumpig the barrier as they pull the leg of Jamie and drag her out of the ring smacking her face into the announcer's table and then throwing off their mask.

Kelly Clarkson: She just ambushed her opponent for the night and everything she's doing is legal because the bell hasn't even rung yet!

Jim Ross: You have to understand, she isn't very stable Kelly. She never was and her delusions of every female in this company is Trish Stratus to her. She is on the war path to destroy her for a title that she doesn't even have.

Kelly Clarkson: Somebody should put her back on the meds is all that I am saying, JR.

Victoria now slaps the taste out of Jamie Spirit's mouth as she laughs at her only to get a return slap in the face for the delay. Jamie Spirit now tossing a few rights before whipping her into the ring post hitting the right shoulder straight into it. Victoria backing up slowly as she holds her shoulder and Jamie Spirit now tosses her into the ring and slides in herself as the bell finally rings to signify the start of the match. Spirit stomps at the shoulder of Victoria who tries to roll away and gets a stomp on her back for it, but protects that shoulder from any more harm for the moment. Victoria now using the ropes to get up as Spirit rushes for her but gets pawed down by a screaming Victoria who pulls at her hair for a moment. She now begins to scream that she shouldn't have done that and proceeds to grabs her by the sides of her mouth fishhooking Jamie Spirit as the referee begins to count and reaches the count of four before smacking Victoria on the arm and telling her to release the hold. Victoria now getting in the face of the referee as she gets rolled up by Jamie Spirit and almost gets pinned for the three only kicking out at the last second.

Jim Ross: Victoria almost got pinned right there, I can't imagine Spirit is too happy about facing a veteran like Victoria. She just wants this over with quick and who can blame her.

Kelly Clarkson: I certainly wouldn't, Vickie is psychotic and only has a one track mind. I hate to say it, JR, but I think she uses this whole Stratus thing as an excuse to get away with things in that ring. I mean, how delusional can one person really be?

Jim Ross: You must have been very deprived of knowledge as a child, that woman in there is as sadistic and insane as they come.

Victoria is now whipping her opponent across the ring and as Jamie comes back she is hit with a powerslam and is hooked for the pin by her leg only a two count for Victoria however. She now lifts up Jamie by the hair as she gets reprimanded and proceeds to drive a knee straight into the forehead of a bent over Jamie. Now arguing with the referee for a moment as she picks up Jamie again and proceeds to wrap an arm around her neck and goes for a suplex but it's blocked by Spirit. Spirit now laying a couple right hands to the gut of Victoria who releases the hold, now kicked in the knee knocking her down to one as Spirit bounces off the ropes and nails a shining wizard before going for a quick pinfall and once again only managing to get a two count out of it.

Jim Ross: Jamie Spirit refuses to go out that easily and she's fighting back hard.

Kelly Clarkson: She's not going to just lay down because of some crazy woman on a bender!

Jamie Spirit now has her opponent hooked up as she hits a snap suplex and proceeds to pick Victoria up once again. Spirit laying a few rights into her opponent before she wraps an arm around the neck and now jumps up spinning to hit a Torando DDT before going for the cover and only getting a two once again. Jamie now seems very agitated as she lays a couple of stiff kicks to the gut and a quick one to the head before ascending the turnbuckle corner.

Kelly Clarkson: Are we going to see the Spirit Star right now, JR?

Jim Ross: I think we are Kelly, and this just might be the end if she hits it.

Victoria is shown laying flat out where she was left as Spirit hesitates for a moment before performing a picture perfect shooting star press. At the last second however Victoria rolls out of the way and proceeds to watch as Jamie smacks chest and face first into the canvas busting her nose up a bit. The referee is about to ask Spirit if she is okay but Victoria goes over and proceeds to stomp away at the back of her and locks in a bridging reverse chinlock on Jamie who fights her hardest not to tap. Victoria trying to crank it up as she raises and lowers her lower half of her body to apply some pressure. Spirit is reaching out towards the closest rope and gets torqued once again on the neck by Victoria as she lowers her hand back down, but once again goes for the ropes and grabs it this time forcing the hold to be broken.

Jim Ross: Victoria is none too pleased with the call there, she wants to win this one bad.

Victoria now rips out some of her hair as she screams before she grabs Spirit by the hair pulling her up and proceeds to whip her across the ring. Jamie Spirit ducks a clothesline from Victoria and comes back with a kick to one of Victoria's knees, and then the other knee before hitting a knife edge chop to the side of the neck and hooking her up for what appears to be a side slam type maneuver. As soon as she lands it she locks in the Broken Spirit and Victoria is fighting wildly as she spins both of them around in a circle and screams from the immediate pain shooting through her. She's lifting up her hand for a moment before she looks straight into the eyes of Spirit and proceeds to roll both of them over so their by the ropes and grabs hold of one.

Kelly Clarkson: What an amazing show of strength and determination by Victoria!

Victoria and Spirit are now catching their breath it seems and suddenly meet in the center of the ring once more exchanging a couple of right and left hands. Spirit has the advantage it seems but Victoria ducks a shot and manages to catch her opponent with a vicious Snap DDT to the canvas. Victoria now picking up Spirit and whipping her into the corner, she now goes over as Jamie ricochets off and goes for the roll-up, the referee begins to make the count and Victoria kicks her feet up on the rope at the last second as we see a struggle and the three is administered. Victoria now heading out of the ring as she grabs her broken vase from ringside and holds it close to herself.

Jim Ross: A perfectly good match ruined and for what!

Kelly Clarkson: Victoria didn't care how she won, she just wanted the victory.

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Main Event
Krystal vs Genocide

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