Match 1
John Cena vs Christian
Jim Ross
And this next match is a match that really shouldn�t take place. John Cena versus Christian. They have been friends since the first day Christian came to the ECWF, and to see Ashe Draven put them against each other like this is a damn shame.
Coach
How can you say it�s a shame? It will be a great match and it will bring ratings. Even though they are two of the most overrated superstars in the industry, the fans love them, and it is sure to bring ratings.
"The Time Is Now" hits over the PA as the fans begin to go wild as John comes out onto the ramp, along with his wife, Stacy, dressed in his normal chaingang gear which is a baseball cap on his head, a T-shirt, baggy black jean shorts and reebok pumps on his feet. Stacy, dressed in a chain gang top and short camo skirt, she follows Cena as he runs to each side of the ramp pumping up the fans as he then stands in the middle of the ramp and smirks looking out into the fans some more. As he then makes his way down the ramp way and to the ring�
Jim Ross
The chain gang is definitely in attendance tonight. Listen to the ovation these fans are giving Cena.
Coach
See what I mean? Over rated.
Jim Ross
Need I remind you that John Cena beat Jason Spirit. And You can�t say Spirit is over rated. He held the World Title for five long months.
Coach
LONG months. Any amount of time is long when you have a champion like Jason Spirit. I can�t wait until this tournament is over. We will have a decent champion like Shane Douglas or Genocide.
Jim Ross
How you can even use Genocide or Douglas in the same sentence as the word �decent� is beyond me.
Just then, �My Last Breath� be Evanescence hits the P.A system. The fans give a mixed reaction as Christian Cage walks through the curtain. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Christian and Cena shake hands as the bell rings.
Jim Ross
And a classic act of sportsmanship from these two friends.
Coach
This is exactly why Ashe never should have made this match. The fans want bloodshed, not sportsmanship. This match is horrible.
Jim Ross
�You said it would be a great match five minutes ago. The two men are circling each other, both waiting for the other to make the first men. And OH! What a drop kick from Christian.
Christian kips up to his feet almost as fast as he went down with the drop kick. He waits for Cena to get back up, before delivering another drop kick.
Jim Ross
Christian seems to have complete control so far. Multiple drop kicks keeping Cena down.
Christian takes advantage of the downed marine, and kicks several times in the back. Cena instantly grabs the foot of Christian and spins it, taking Christian to the ground. They both kip up, and Christian goes to spear Cena. Cena dodges it and Christians goes through the ropes to the floor outside. The crowd gasps as Christian crumbles to the floor.
Jim Ross
And Christian misses the spear, and ends with devastating results. And�what�s this? Madison Jayde is on her way to the ring.
Madison Jayde comes down to the ring and Stacy Cena runs towards her. The two engage in a catfight, and unfortunately, it catches John�s attention.
Coach
Yes! Nothing beats a good old fashion catfight.
The referee goes to the ropes and yells at the girls from inside the ring. He tries to send them up to the backstage area, but it won�t work. Cena also tries to talk sense into Stacy from inside the ring. Big mistake.
Coach
And Christian is back in the ring, with a roll up.
Jim Ross
And he�s got the Cena�s shorts!
Coach
BUT THE REF DOESN�T SEE THE PIN! Turn around ref!
Jim Ross
And Cena kicks out. But he doesn�t look happy. His friend just tried to cheat to win.
Cena gives Christian an evil look, and pushes him. Christian is taken aback, but returns with an even harder shove. Cena shakes his head at his �friend� and tackles him to the mat.
Jim Ross
I wonder if the friendship will last through this.
Coach
They have been through worse then this.
Jim Ross
But Christian never tried to cheat Cena out of a match.
As Cena tackles Christian to the ground, he unleashes his brawler side with a fury of hard rights and left to Christian�s face. Christian tries to get his hands up and to block the punches, but to no avail. Cena grabs the back of Christian�s head and picks him up. He slams his shoulder into the turnbuckle and into the metal post. Christian lets out a cry of pain and falls to the mat.
Jim Ross
That will cause some damage.
Coach
What? Oh�I was watching Madison and Stacy�?
Cena picks Christian up over his shoulders and�
Jim Ross
THE F-U!
Coach
And a pin. 1!
Jim Ross
2!
Coach
3!
Jim Ross
And Cena wins it. But, was it worth it? Did he lose his friendship with Christian over this?
Coach
Of course it was worth it. He won the match.
John Cena looks at Christian with disgust and walks out of the ring. He walks to the catfight which is STILL occurring, and pulls Stacy out of it. He puts her over his shoulder as she kicks and smacks, trying to get back to Madison. The fans watch on as the camera cuts to commercial.
Match 2
Austin Aries vs Darkside
Austin Aries is shown being tossed down the rampway as we see Orton following him through the curtain as he tumbles. Orton now begins to lay stomps as he circles the man and pinpoints every joint of the man it seems. Aries now being picked up by the hair as he tries to fight it off but gets a poke to the eyes for his trouble temporarily blinding him, now being thrown into the barricade and meeting it as we hear a crunch and see him slumped.
Jay: Damn Silent Bob, we got ourselves a real killer on our hands. Look at this guy destroying this other chump, he's like the pumped up version of me. Don't you think?
Randy Orton has now drug the man by his right arm all the way to the outskirts of the ring area and he now stomps at him some more as he shouts some choice words. Orton now lifting him up as he proceeds to run with him directing Aries into the ring stairs which makes them break apart as we hear a scream of pain. Orton now stepping on the neck of him as he chokes him against what's left of the metal stairs and then stops for a moment to reprimand a fan. Orton turning back to Aries and picking him up as he knocks his head into the ring post and then rolls him into the ring.
Jay: This guy has got what it takes, Bob, he might as well have my name tattooed on his ass. He's doing what I would do man, he doens't even belong in the ring yet and he's whoopin' that ass.
Randy Orton once again rushing toward a fan who stumbles back over his friend and falls over, Orton laughing as he points the schmuck out. Turning his attention back to the ring and sliding in as he spots a groggy Austin Aries once again getting to his feet with the help of the ropes. Aries now stumbling around and getting an RKO for it which makes him laid flat out and apparently down for the count. Orton now getting up on the turnbuckle as he poses for the non-approving crowd.
Jay: How can you not appreciate the crap he just did? The man just took out some chump who put on some earings and pretended to be some movie star or some shit.
Suddenly the crowd pops loudly as 'Last Resort' by Papa Roach hits the PA system and Darkside runs out looking to get some of his own action in. Orton quickly stepping down from the turnbuckle as he waits with a hand behind his back and telling Darkside to bring it on. Darkside sliding into the ring as he comes for Orton with a fist ready to pound his face in but instead he misses the chance for a shot as Orton slides out and heads for the commentary table. Darkside is now pointing out at Randy who tells him to pay attention to his opponent, Aries slowly getting up now as he uses the ropes once again. Darkside walking over to him as he puts a hand on his shoulder and suddenly Aries is fully alert as he begins to whale into the big man with lefts and rights. Darkside stumbling back into the ropes before he reverses an irish whip and hits a clothesline on the returning Aries, shaking his head as he looks down at him and grabs him by the hair picking him up.
Jay: Shit, look who we got on commentary now. Randy motherfuckin' Orton.
Randy Orton: Don't sweat it, I figured the trash around here needed to see some real competition. Felt like stretching myself out a bit and practicing some of my shots now before I put myself in the ring against, Spirit.
Jay: You ain't afraid of him are you?
Randy Orton: Please, that guy is going to be in more trouble then Aries.
Darkside now has him by the throat as he seems to be telling him he came out to make sure this match was fair. Aries not believing him as he lays a kick square between the legs and the referee reprimands him as he has now officially called for the bell. Aries taking a breather as he leans against the ropes and holds a hand up to the back of his neck still feeling the effects from Orton. Aries now quickly getting back on the offensive while he can and stomping away at Darkside.
Randy Orton: Look at that worm, he can hardly even stomp now. It took me about two minutes, IF THAT, and now he's completely decimated. Darkside must be a cripple if he can't beat him tonight, I practically gave that victory away.
Jay: You got that right, you came in like Rocky or something. ADRIANNE!
Orton begins to laugh as he watches the match with Aries once again taking a breather but Darkside is getting up now, Aries runs at him but gets a hand wrapped around his throat. Aries shakes his head back and forth as best as he can before kicking at the leg of Darkside and breaking the hand away with a chop to the wrist. Aries now rebounding off the ropes and going for a body press but gets caught as he once again tries to refuse the move, but gets slammed to the ground with a scoop slam. Darkside now picking him up again and pointing to the commentary table as he says a few choice words, Aries now goes for a roll up and only gets a two count. Darkside shooting up to get a dropkick to the face, he quickly gets up again but receives a enziguri for his trouble knocking him to the canvas. Aries ascends the turnbuckle quickly and suddenly almost loses balance looking like he's going for the 450.
Jay: He's about to get higher than me at 420!
Randy Orton: This is ridiculous! What kind of loser can't beat a punk I just laid out?!
Darkside is now up again however as the delay gave him the chance to wrap his hand around the throat of Aries. He is shaking his head as he looks at Aries before quickly delivering a chokeslam off of the top rope to the canvas and going for the pinfall getting the victory as his opponent is unconscious in the center of the ring.
Jay: YO! Where's my boy going, Bob?
Darkside now turns around just in time to see Orton on the apron as he rushes towards him but gets some spray to the eyes. Orton now entering the ring as a dazed Darkside tries to get the stuff out of his eyes and we see a bottle of mace get tossed away. Orton now taunting as he waits for Darkside to turn around and he hits the RKO on the ECWF Legend laying him out on top of Austin Aries, before he quickly bails out of the ring and poses for the crowd with a grin on his face. Walking backwards as he looks at the carnage in the ring and heads up the rampway, Darkside trying to get up for a moment but slumping back down again.
Silent Bob: Nothing to call home about, but definitely a classic.
Jay: Did you just talk, bitch?! Who said you could talk? NOT ME!
Match 3
Jason Spirit vs Randy Orton
Falls Count Anywhere
As Madness comes back from a commercial we see Jason Spirit walking down the hallway towards the ring.
Jim Ross � Here comes the Icon ready to face that dog, Randy Orton�
Before he can get there though Randy Orton pops up from behind a corner, smashing him in the head with a steel chair. Jason stumbles backwards as Randy grabs the chair slamming it into Jason�s stomach. As Jason falls to his knees, his face dripping blood Randy bends over looking at his face, spitting right in Jason�s face.
Jim Ross � MY GAWD! What a cowardly attack by Orton and he is showing such disrespect to a former champion like Spirit!
Kelly Clarkson � He�ll do anything to get an advantage especially over someone like Jason Spirit.
Randy then steps back as Jason holds his hand up to wipe the spit and blood off his face. Randy looks like he is about to grab Jason but before he has a chance, Jason grabs his legs pulling tripping him. The Icon quickly jumps on Randy, hitting him with wild punches as Randy rolls him over hitting him back. A referee then runs down the hallway as the two men brawl on the floor. Eventually they both stand up, still trading punches. Randy gets the upper hand though when he knees Jason in the gut. He then grabs him by his head, running and slamming him headfirst into a door, making it swing open leading them into the catering room. Randy then grabs Jason, about to slam him headfirst into a table, but Jason elbows Randy quickly grabbing him and slamming his face down in a plate of brownies over and over.
Kelly Clarkson � This match is getting messy fast, JR!
Jason then backs up a bit, runs, jumping off a chair as he drops his leg across Randy�s back, smashing him into the table. He then grabs Orton and rolls him up for a pin but Orton kicks out before the three. Jason pulls Orton up again, Randy�s face covered in brownies still, and he kicks him in the shins a few times before turning around with a swift kick to Orton�s stomach. Randy goes tumbling back as Jason runs at him, leaping over him and hitting a huge sunset flip on to the concrete. The referee counts again but somehow Orton kicks out before three again. Jason shakes his head rolling up to his feet as Orton stumbles up too.
Jim Ross � That was a close call for Orton there!
Kelly Clarkson � What a move by Spirit too, the way these two are going one or both of them won�t be walking out of the arena on their own.
Jason goes for him again but before he can Orton grabs a tray full of crackers throwing it in Spirit�s face. Jason stumbles back confused and as he does Orton hits him with a big European uppercut. Randy then grabs Jason�s arm, whipping him towards the other door to the room. Jason goes flying, slamming into the door and stumbling out into the hallway. Orton then runs after him, spearing him to the ground. He then grabs Jason�s head, slamming down on him with right hands, covering his fist in Spirit�s blood. Orton then wipes it on his chest with a smirk as he stands up, pulling Jason up to his feet. He then hooks his head, bringing him down with a modified neck breaker across Orton�s back. Randy then goes for a cocky cover, laying over Spirit but Jason kicks out before the three count. Randy gets up looking around before grabbing a trash can. He then puts it over Jason�s head as he is standing up and steps back hitting a perfect dropkick to the unsuspecting Spirit. Jason lands on the ground as Randy grabs a nearby chair. He then slams it down on top of Jason who is still stuck in the trash can.
Kelly Clarkson � This is insane! Jason can�t defend himself like that and Orton is showing no mercy!
Jim Ross � You got that right, Kelly, but in a match like this anything goes!
Orton then pulls Jason out like he is going to go for a cover but Spirit somehow grabs Orton and rolls him up in a cradle. Orton kicks out looking really frustrated as Jason looks over at him with a bloody smile. Orton again runs at him but Jason counters with a drop toe hold, he then grabs Orton�s leg wrenching it back with a half Boston crab. Orton refuses to tap though and Jason breaks the hold, Jason pulls Orton up once more, hooking his head, going for a suplex but Orton holds him down. Jason tries again but Orton gets him instead lifting him up over his head. Jason quickly wiggles free dropping down behind Orton, grabbing his head and bringing him down with a neckbreaker. Jason goes for a cover now but Orton once more kicks out before the three. Jason looks at the referee almost not believing it as he gets to his feet.
Jim Ross � Another kick out! Where is Orton finding the strength! Like him or not he is one tough son-of-a-bitch, Kelly.
Kelly Clarkson � And cute too!
Jim Ross � I wouldn�t know a thing about that.
As Jason is grabbing Orton again though, Randy lifts his forearm up low blowing Jason. He then quickly gets to his feet, grabbing Spirit and slamming his face into the wall before throwing him once more at a door. Jason runs head first into the locker room door stumbling in the room and as he does a scream can be heard as Jamie Spirit who is inside the room stands there in just her bra and panties in the middle of changing. Orton steps in next looking at Jamie with a big grin on his face.
Jim Ross � I don�t think Jason was expecting to find his little sister caught in almost nothing but what she was born in!
Kelly Clarkson � But it seems Orton is really enjoying the view for himself.
Jason turns quickly as she covers herself and elbows Orton right in the jaw. Randy hits him back with a European, then quickly grabs the shirt Jamie was about to put on, throwing it into Jason�s face. Jason tries to get it off and as he does Orton grabs his neck going for the RKO. Jason barely gets the shirt off though and Jason pushes him away. Orton stumbles, falling on top of Jamie, making her sit down on her couch. He smiles again as she slaps him hard across the face. Orton grabs his cheek turning around as Jason kicks him in the gut, and plants him with the Spirit Driver on the floor. He then goes for a cover as the referee counts One� Two�. Three! Jason then gets up, picking up Jamie�s shirt and handing it to her as she points towards the door, telling all three men to leave.
Jim Ross � What a match folks! Both men gave it their all but Jason Spirit is the one who came out on top tonight.
Kelly Clarkson � That was amazing, JR but I think Jamie wants Orton, Jason and the referee out of there from the looks of it.
Jason smirks at his sister, still covered in blood as he steps out the referee following as Orton starts to wake up on the floor. Jamie grabs her clothing and storms into her bathroom as the show cuts away to a commercial break.
Match 5
Over-the-Top Battle Royal: Women's World Championship
The show returns from a brief commercial break and the camera pans the crowded Miami arena. The boisterous voice of Jay yells over the cheering fans.
Jay: �Alright we are back! And we are gonna see some MAD titties! The Diva Battle Royal for the Women's WORLD title is about to start and I can't WAIT!�
As the cameras set upon the entrance ramp �Box of Sharp objects� By The Used begins to play over the P.A system. The fans begin to buzz as Sia makes her way out to the top of the entrance ramp, coming to a stop she drops into a squat and with her arms resting on her knees glares down towards the ring through her dark ray-ban sunglasses. With a slight smirk she stands upright and heads down the ramp ignoring the bustling crowd around her as she does so. Diving into the ring under the bottom rope, Sia jumps up to her feet and makes her way to her corner before jumping up onto it and taking a seat upon the top turnbuckle while she awaits her next opponent.
Jay: �Looks like Stone's Enforcer drew unlucky number one in this contest. But man she just ROCKS those shades don't she Bob?"
Silent Bob whips out a pair of shades of his own and slips them on. Jay takes one look and grumbles.
Jay: �You bandwagon fan."
Then "Lies" By Evenescence starts to play and the crowd bursts into cheers as the ever-seductive Alexus Calloway struts out wearing black thigh-high leather boots that sport 3-in heels. A leather mini skirt fits snuggly around her waist and a black leather bra with thin straps is all that is covering her luscious upper body. Her long black hair cascades down from her head in curls and her sweet pink lips are curved into a seductive smile. She climbs up onto the apron and walks to the center. She leans back on the ropes, tossing her head back and thrusting her ample chest out while posing with her legs crossed at the ankles. She then flips backward and with much agility, lands on her feet inside the ring. She turns around and heads to the middle of the ring.
Jay: �Bet you think your the shit now cause your tits are almost as big as hers."
Jay says to Bob who narrows his eyes at him. Once Jay turns his attention back to the ring, Bob looks down at his chest and examines his 'breasts' for a moment before shrugging and looking back up at the ring.
Sia hops down off the turnbuckle and walks toward the middle of the ring to meet Alexus head-on. Both ladies stop a foot away from each other. Sia has a collected stare, while Alexus has a confident smirk. The ref signals the bell and the two ladies immediately lock up.
Being the same height and weight, Alexus and Sia match each other in the contest of power. Breaking the lock up, Sia moves in with a quick shot to Alexus' jaw. Her head snaps back and Sia goes on full attack. Kicking her leg up, she plants the flat of her foot into the ribs of Alexus, then follows up with a roundhouse right hand that would knock out some UFC heavyweights.
Sia reaches down and grabs hold of those thin bra straps with each hand and yanks Alexus back up to her feet. Holding her up, Sia then bashes her head in her. Alexus' head snaps backward and Sia struggles to hold her up as Alexus' legs give out. She then rolls back and executes a monkey flip. Alexus is tossed over and crashes down onto her back.
Sia stands as the buzzer sounds and "Legs" starts to play over the P.A. The crowd go wild as Stacy Cena comes out. Seeing her friend in trouble, Stacy sprints towards the ring and dives in. Sia is there to greet her and stomps on her back as she tries to get up.
Finally, Stacy bats Sia's leg away and stands. Sia comes back with an attempted clothesline, one that Stacy ducks under. As Sia steps past. Stacy swings her leg around and kicks her in the lower back. Stacy then grabs a fistful of Sia's hair. Yanking and pulling she brings Sia to the middle of the ring. Alexus is just getting up while Stacy turns Sia around and with a slap to the face, continues this 'cat-fight'.
Stacy hooks Sia's head and follows up her slap with an actual wrestling move...in this case a DDT. Alexus walks over to join her friend. Stacy gets 'props' from Alexus then both ladies start to stomp a mud hole into Sia.
Jay: �They're both wearing heels. Man that's gotta be the worst mud hole stomping anyone's ever felt."
Sia lays there on the mat in agony. Alexus points down at her while saying something to Stacy. She gets a devilish grin on her face and Alexus grins back. Stacy reaches down and pulls Sia up to her feet. Locking her arms behind her back, Stacy holds Sia up, leaving her vulnerable.
Alexus steps up to Sia and slaps the taste out of her mouth. The crowd 'ooo's' as Sia's head is snapped to the side. Alexus then belts Sia in the gut, driving the wind out of her. Alexus then taunts the fans and Sia with a sexy little strut before walking up and slamming her fist into Sia's abdomen. She coughs a bit and drops to one knee, but Stacy forces her back up.
The buzzer sounds once again and "Cold, by Breaking Benjamin" blares over the P.A. system, and the crowd fills the arena with mixed emotions with boos and cheers, as Madison appears on the ramp. Spotting Stacy, she bolts down to the ring and jumps in. Zeroing in on her, Madison rushes up and pulls Stacy off of Sia. She wraps her arms around Stacy and delivers a punishing German suplex.
Sia drops to all fours, but doesn't get a break. Alexus 'punt' kicks her in the ribs, sending her rolling onto the canvas. Alexus grabs Sia by the hair and pulls her up. Sia's ponytail is starting to come undone from all the hair-pulling. Alexus forces Sia down and sets up a double under-hook....then hits a Pedigree.
Madison slams Stacy's head into the mat repeatedly while straddling her. She stands and pulls the groggy Stacy with her. Madison then whips her across the ring. Meanwhile Alexus is dragging Sia to the ropes. Stacy crashes into Alexus, from Madison's Irish whip, and sends her tumbling over the top rope!
Jay: �Wait! Alexus is hanging on for dear life! What struggle to keep herself from touching the floor must be...those boobies must weigh a TON!"
Grasping the top rope with both hands, Alexus hangs off the apron while struggling to keep her feet from touching the ground. Stacy backs away from the ropes with both hands covering her mouth. She is shocked at what just happened. In no time, Madison comes up and chop blocks her right knee. Stacy yelps and goes down. Madison then grabs her right leg and turns her around so Stacy can see the evil grin on her face. Then she lifts Stacy's leg and kicks at the back of her right knee.
Sia recovers from the assault she just suffered. Shaking it off, she pulls herself up to her feet. Meanwhile, Alexus sits herself on the apron and quickly rolls back into the ring under the bottom rope. Madison punishes Stacy further by locking her right leg in a one-legged Boston crab.
The buzzer sounds once again and "Girl Anachronism" by Dresden Dolls causes an uproar from the crowd. Krystal makes her way out and down to the ring. Her expression is all-business as she eyes the women that stand in her way. After climbing through the ropes, Krystal homes in on Alexus who is making her way toward Sia.
The two ladies lock up again, unaware the Krystal is headed their way. Sia pulls Alexus down after a knee to the gut and hits the Cynical DDT. Sitting up, Sia notices Krystal. Alexus gets dragged up to her feet by Krystal and then tossed into the corner turnbuckle. Krystal takes a running start and then NAILS Alexus with a dropkick that nearly sends her tumbling backward over the rope. Alexus lands on her butt and Krystal grabs the top rope for leverage as she digs her boot into Alexu's neck. Seeing that Alexus is getting plenty of attention now, Sia heads over to Madison and Stacy. Stacy has managed to fight her way out of the crab and after cheap-shoting Madison with a kick to the face, has the 'Lioness' locked in an abdominal stretch.
Noticing Sia headed her way, Stacy breaks the hold and shoves Madison into Sia. The girls collide and Sia is almost brought down. She throws Madison aside like she's nothing and continues her walk toward Stacy.
Jay: �Oh damn man. Sia's got that look in her eye! She's like the Terminator! Only instead of John Conner...her target is Stacy Cena!"
Stacy decides to stand her ground. Sia comes up and raises her fists. Stacy kicks out and the move is dodged, Sia steps in and cracks her in the face with a hard punch. Sia follows up with a rocketing left hook that all but has Stacy out on her feet. She then grabs her and sets up for the Cynical Bomb.
Jay: �OH! What a shot by Madison! Sia goes down like Silent Bob on ice!"
With a hard kidney-shot, Madison stops Sia. The Fearless Lioness now stares dead into the eyes of Sia "The Terminator" Hudson. Not taking her deep blue eyes off Madison for a second, Sia snaps her left arm up with her hand balled up into a fist...this action promptly drops Stacy like a bad habit...by introducing Sia's fist to her face...as she was trying to bum-rush Madison.
Jay: �Schnoogans!"
Silent Bob sits there with his mouth hanging wide open. The shades he was wearing, slip off his face slowly and then fall to the floor as he stares at what just occurred.
Madison and Sia then bust out lefts and rights, slugging away at each other while moving across the ring. Each take a few hits and keep going, not caring, only wanting to land as much damage as possible. Meanwhile, Krystal has somehow found herself a chair. Going to the outside...under the bottom rope of course... after practically choking Alexus out. She slides back into the ring and Alexus has had time to recover, but is playing possum. As Krystal walks over with the chair, Alexus suddenly kicks out her legs, and she drops to the mat. The chair falls out of her hands and Alexus grabs it. Upon standing, Alexus raises the chair as Krystal springs up to her feet.
CRACK!
The chairshot echoes through out the arena and the crowd gasps as Krystal crumbles to the mat. Sia has forced Madison into the corner and is now in the middle of executing the Raging Bull. Alexus looks down at her friend Stacy and frowns. She then rushes to the corner and swings the chair. It smashes over the back of Sia's head. Stone's Enforcer drops to the mat and Alexus then take a swing at Madison. The chair snaps off Madison's forehead, dropping her also. Then the buzzer sounds...
"Hollywood" blasts over the P.A. and the crowd ERUPTS as Miss Holly Wood bursts out of the back with a very familiar looking bat in her hand...
Jay: �Holy balls! I "Corky"...and I'm not talking about that retarded kid from Thirty Something."
She jumps into the ring and Alexus raises her chair in defense. The other ladies lay on the mat in pain as Alexus and Holly dance around each other. Holly swings her precious "Corky". Alexus jumps out of the way and then swings her chair in retaliation. A chair however is a clumsy weapon compared to a bat...and while Holly dodges she 'pops' Alexus in the knee cap with it.
Alexus hops up and keeps hopping on one leg. Holly then palms the bat and BASHES it into her head! Alexus goes down and so does the chair. Holly raises the bat high into the air in salute to the roaring crowd. All the rest of the divas are sprawled out around the ring.
Jay: �Holly has her pick now. Who will she toss out of this match first?"
But then something really strange happens...as Holly stands there with her bat held high, a paper cup...the kind ECWF Arena vendors sell their pop in...flies through the air and hits Holly in the shoulder.
The cup must have been half-full of soda and semi-melted ice cubes...for they rain down upon Miss Holly Wood, drenching half her body. The camera immediately pans the crowd from the direction the cup came. It stops...standing there...in a ringside seat...shaking his fist angrily and grumbling incoherently...is none other than....
Jay: �Jason Sanders?! Tha fuck is he doing here?"
Holly's eyes widen, then narrow into a glare. She spotted him, she spotted him and now he is going to pay like he always does. Now that it is personal...Holly breaks out into a dead run and dives over the top ropes. She lands on the floor and charges at Jason Sanders.
He looks like a sick flasher in his large trench coat and scummy clothes. Once Holly gets out of the ring, he turns and runs back through the crowd. They pelt him with snacks and debris and clear a path as Holly comes over the barricade in hot pursuit, waving her "Corky" in the air.
Jay: �I hope she fucks him up! I guess that eliminates her and that should add one more reason why she should fuck him up. Looks like the rest of them are coming back to life."
Sia, Madison, Alexus, Krystal, and Stacy all get to their feet. They glance around at each other...then the carnage re-ensues. Stacy bolts after Madison and tackles her to the mat. They both 'wrestle' with each other while Krystal storms over to Alexus. Sia hangs back a moment as Alexus locks up with Krystal.
She pulls off a suplex and Krystal hits the mat hard on her back. Alexus then pulls her up and whips her into the ropes. And then out of nowhere SPEARS Krystal down to the mat! The buzzer then sounds again and "LoveFuryEnergyPasion" by Boy Hits Car starts to play.
Lita makes her way down to the ring and Sia turns her attentions on the former Women's champion. She allows Lita to get into the ring before locking up with her. Lita pulls Sia into a side headlock, but then Sia counters with a hammerlock. Lita strikes her in the side of the head with a sharp elbow. Sia stumbles and Lita turns. Sia recovers quickly and catches Lita's leg as she kicks at her ribs. Sia then hits a Dragon Screw.
Stacy has Madison in the corner and is smashing her head off the turnbuckle pad furiously. The crowd counts each hit and makes it to 7 before Madison blocks a shot and then reverses Stacy into the corner. She then climbs up and pins Stacy in against the turnbuckle before punching away at her head. Alexus, who had Krystal in a full nelson to wear her down, now throws her down in favor of helping out Stacy.
Alexus hits a hard double-axehandle on Madison and she slumps forward over Stacy's shoulder. Stacy wraps her arms around her and moves away from the corner with Madison in a Fireman's carry. Stacy then brings Madison down upon her knee. Madison yells out at the impact of the backbreaker.
Sia has Lita up on one leg, with the one she executed the Dragon Screw on held out in her hand. Lita attempts an enziguri, but Sia steps out of range and lets Lita's other leg go. Sia smirks when suddenly, Stacy and Alexus grab each of her arms. They double Irish whip her to the ropes and then double-clothesline her to the mat.
Jay: �Somebody best separate those two bitches. They are taking advantage of their friendship."
And that is where Krystal comes in...wielding her trusty chair. She first bashes it over the back of Alexus' head, then over Stacy's. With both of them on all fours in front of her, Krystal blows a bang out of her face, and then gives each of them a swift kick in the ass for good measure.
Jay: �Heh, Heh. Kinky."
Meanwhile, Sia is laid out after that double team move. Lita stands and capitalizes. She dashes to the ropes and hits the Litasault on Sia! Springing back up to her feet, Lita rushes up to Madison as she is getting to her feet. Lita NAILS her in he side of the head with a shining wizard! Madison crumbles to the canvas once more. Next, Lita spots Krystal with her back turned. She runs up and dropkicks her right in the back. Krystal trips over Stacy and Alexus and falls to the mat, dropping the chair as well.
Lita then grabs Stacy and hauls her up. She sees the chair and grins while hooking the leggy diva's head. The crowd cheers as Lita then hits the Twist of Fate, driving Stacy right onto the steel chair.
Running on momentum and pure adrenalin Lita grabs Alexus. Pushing Stacy off the chair with her foot, Lit then gives Alexus the same treatment, introducing her head to the steel chair once again. The buzzer sounds and the final entrant into the Battle Royal makes her way out. "I Ain't the Lady to Mess With." plays and the crowd boos heavily as Victoria walks out, cradling her vase in her arms.
Jay: �It's Psycho-bitch!"
Lita turns and watches as Victoria carefully climbs up the rings steps and walks onto the apron, all the while caring for her vase like it's a newborn child. She steps through the ropes and straightens out. Lita starts toward her but Victoria raises a hand immediate as if to say "STOP". Lita stops and looks confused. Victoria points to her vase and gestures that she is going to put it down safely before they fight.
However, just as she is about to turn...Sia grabs the vase out of her hands. Victoria shrieks loudly. Sia raises the vase up, holding it in one hand, then without remorse...brings it down upon Victoria's head.
SMASH!
Glass flies everywhere and cuts Victoria's forehead. Blood seeps out as she continues to shriek at the horror of her vase being broken. Lita then shoves her into the ropes and pushes her over the top, Victoria lands on the floor and sits up, still shrieking hysterically. She grabs fistfuls of her hair and starts pulling on them forcefully.
Jay: �Whoa. Somebody better call the local asylum, we found their inmate."
Then suddenly, Alexus comes out of nowhere and clotheslines Lita from behind! She sends the Queen of Extreme over the top rope and down to the floor. Sia then jumps into action, tackling Alexus to the mat. Meanwhile, the Fearless Lioness and the Enigmatic one are duking it out on the other side of the ring.
Jay: �Oh man, poor Stacy is bleeding! Quick Silent Bob, we have to help her!"
Silent Bob nods affirmatively and opens on side of his coat. He pulls out a screwdriver...shakes his head...then a package of unopened bologna....shakes his head...
Jay: �Come on, come on lunchbox! Before the others realize!"
Krystal gets knocked upside the head by Madison, then chopped hard across the chest. Madison then kicks her and hits a Diamond Cutter. Sia drags Alexus up to her feet and finally executes the Cynical Bomb!
Jay: �You'd think there would be a damn bandage in there somewhere."
Silent Bob now has a pile of odd object littering the announce table. He checks each pocket again and shrugs.
Jay: �Wait! Stacy is getting up...maybe she is okay!"
Stacy stumbles around like a drunk, while holding a hand to her head. She wobbles and tips toward the ropes. As she hangs on them, Madison comes over and tries to throw her over. Stacy is flipped head-first over the rope but holds onto the top rope. Madison struggles to push her all the way off, halfway leaning over the top rope herself to do it.
Krystal shakes off the effects of the Diamond Cutter and gets up. Seeing Madison and Stacy locked in struggle, Krystal simply walks over, grabs Madison by the legs...and ten flips BOTH women over the top rope!
Jay: �Stacy and Madison are gone thanks to Krystal."
Sia gets Alexus back up to her feet after the Cynical Bomb and clotheslines her over the top at almost the same instant. Krystal and Sia turn back to the ring to find they are the last ones. Wasting no time, Sia bolts across the ring. She attempts a baseball slide, but Krystal hops over it. Sia kips up and spin with a roundhouse kick that catches Krystal in the head.
She stumbles away and Sia hops back, pivoting on her foot, then hops forward again thrusting out her leg and nailing Krystal with a Super-kick.
BAM!
Jay: �Sia nearly took Krystal's head off!"
Sia picks Krystal up and brings her to the ropes. She starts to push her over the top, but Krystal lock on leg around the top rope and grasps the bottom rope with one hand. She then takes her free arm and wraps it around Sia's neck. Krystal fights to stay off the floor while dragging Sia over the top inch by inch.
Jay: �Man oh man, you see the way they're locked together Bob?! I will give ONE guess...what number am I thinking of?"
The struggle doesn't last too much longer, as its a matter of balance and leverage. Krystal has it and she uses it to force Sia over the top rope and send her flipping down to the floor.
Jay: �This one is over! We have our very FIRST ECWF champion!"
The bells sounds and Krystal's theme plays as the ref climbs into the ring holding the Women's World Championship. Krystal climbs back in through the ropes and is handed the title. She tosses it over her shoulder and breathes a heavy sigh before making her way out of the ring. The show fades out to commercial as Krystal heads up the ramp.
Match 6
Chris Benoit vs Genocide
Finals of the Veteran's World Tournament
It�s mid afternoon and we arrive at a pre taped segment earlier in the afternoon. We join Kelly Clarkson seen looking as lovely as ever in a purple sequin top and hipster jeans, she is looking out for arriving superstar Chris Beniot who tonight will be squaring off against Genocide in the finals of the ECWF Veteran Tournament the winner of which will face the winner of Shane Douglas/ Jeff Hardy at the upcoming legends PPV for all the marbles the ECWF World Heavyweight title.
Kelly is very dubious about meeting the rabid wolverine since she doesn�t know what side of the crippler will show up for her interview or even if he will possibly speak some words at all. Kelly is freezing and is just about to tell the camera to wrap it up, it doesn�t like he has decided to show for his match tonight.
You all thought wrong when Kelly gets tapped on the shoulder and staring at her with a gap toothed smile is none other than the crippler himself, he holds his gym bag over his shoulder he seems ready for action tonight. Kelly retaliates first about the shock she has just received.
Kelly Clarkson: Jesus Chris make an entrance will you.. You nearly scared the pants off me.
Chris Benoit: I heard you wanted a word.
Kelly Clarkson: Yes I did actually I wanted to know where your head is at right now?
Chris Benoit: What kind of question is that, I guess you�re referring to last weeks Madness?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes that�s exactly what I am talking about Chris tell me as well as the viewers watching this why you did what you did to John Cena??
Chris Benoit: I proved last week what I have proved time and time again that Cena is no match for the crippler truth is no woman, man or child is.. see Kelly what I did last week to John Cena is send out a message that no longer will I be the whipping boy of this company, no longer will I hide in the shadow of Brock Lesnar last week was about Chris Beniot showing why he is the most feared wrestler in ECWF!! Are you laughing at me Kelly if I was you I wouldn�t mock seeing what I did to John Cena could quite happily happen to you.
Beniot rubs his hands together he is chomping at the bit to clamp poor Kelly in the crippler crossface she soon wipes the smirk off her face.
Chris Benoit: That�s better Kelly besides you look far cuter when you don�t smile. Now onto the whole reason I am here tonight and that�s the Veterans tournament and the man who stands before me and my chance at glory.. that�s Genocide if you brain wasn�t keeping up blondie.
Kelly Clarkson: I knew who you were talking about.
Chris Benoit: Good then I won�t need to repeat it will I? Genocide you may think aligning yourself with Ashe and Damien will save your ass tonight WRONG!! It won�t save you at all see Ashe and Damien see you as nothing more than a puppet on a string something they can control and play with and when the time is right they will cut those very strings from you Genocide and leave you stringless.
Beniot starts chuckling which is quite psychotic given that the guy hardly smiles.
Chris Benoit: That was a joke Kelly keep up as I don�t make them often.. Genocide has yet to find out why I am the crippler but in just a few short hours from now he�s going to find out the hard way, see these hands Kelly they are like a vice and when I lock them around the throat of Genocide then it�s going to be lights out, his head will spin, he will feel faint and that�s when he will have no option but to slap that canvas HE WILL TAP OUT KELLY.. I WILL MOVE ONTO LEGENDS and there I will tap out either old man Douglas or The Enigma known as Jeff Hardy..
From there Kelly I will become the flag-bearer for this company and just like me and Brock raised hell in pain inc I will continue our legacy by doing the same damn thing night after night, PPV after PPV!! I will remain unbeaten Kelly I will set records for the longest title reign ever, everybody fears me Kelly laugh all you want but 2007 is the year of the crippler.
PROVE ME WRONG KELLY PROVE ME WRONG!!
Beniot reaches out his hands making Kelly Clarkson flinch he chuckles again with his gap tooth before heading off towards the ECWF arena. A shaken up Kelly Clarkson gains her composure and finishes off this segment.
Kelly Clarkson: Well there you heard it the very words from Chris Beniot he stated that 2007 would be the year of the crippler..
From there the screen fades to static.. it comes back into view this time and we see the sold out ECWF arena here in Miami Florida they are pumped up having just witnessed a classic match in the Diva battle royal and now the show is about to be amp up a few notches as now it�s time for another highly anticipated match and the finals of the ECWF Veterans Tournament before we send it down to Kelly Clarkson who will call colour, we first send it down to Lillian Garcia who is waiting to announce the competitors for the next match up.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies an Gentleman our next contest here live on Madness is scheduled for one fall and is to finally reveal the wrestler who will go to legends to square off for the richest prize in our industry THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!! Without any further ado!!
Lillian Garcia not breaking into song this week waits for the PA System to kick in with the theme of Genocide however there�s a surprise in wait for everyone when AMERICA�S MOST WANTED hits the PA System.. no surely it can�t be we must be dreaming Kevin Federline can�t be invading ECWF!! The rumours were true he�s here IT�S KEVIN FUCKING FEDERLINE.. The ECWF arena doesn�t know what to thing of this and for the time being remains neutral not giving positive or negative feedback. Kevin Federline steps out from the entrance curtain he is seen carrying a pimp staff and pimp jacket, who the hell does he think he is the godfather, he is all seen wearing a huge diamond cross around his neck.
K-Fed seems to have been taking lessons from Stone Cold Steve Austin as he flips of this ECWF capacity crowd wrong thing to do Kevin as he is bombarded with plastic cups with various drinks in, he seems to be in all honestly living this up large, he makes a bees-line for the ring and climbs inside, he even has the gall to ask for the microphone that Lillian Garcia is holding.
The whole ECWF waits in anticipation to hear the words spoken by K-Fed.
K-Fed: Yo.. Yo.. Yo how ya�ll doing?
He doesn�t get a good response.
K-Fed: I thought you might be like that what�s wrong with you people haven�t you seen a MEGASTAR in front of you before oh that�s right your used to seeing people like Jay and Silent Bob each week a couple of stoners with hard-ons yeah that�s real mature. Well Jay Silent Bob I hope you can hear my voice as from right now you two are redundant.
What the hell K-Fed has just fired Jay and Silent Bob..
K-Fed: I guess your all wondering what that means well it means you now have the pleasure of hearing me all throughout your homes each week and you thought that my career was dead. Just for the record Brits didn�t make me and as for her brats well for all I know they are going to grow upto be bastards because just like John Cena those kids won�t fucking see me.
Nobody mocks the Princess of Pop Britany Spears.. K-Fed gets more abuse his way.
K-Fed: You know what I love is the fact I can call you anything I want and you stupid douchebags can�t do shit back to me.. Ha-Ha you know looking around this arena and looking out at ringside here I can understand why the men here pay for it. I mean damn your women are hardly lookers are they guys, what�s the matter fat-boy you want a piece of me you want a piece of Kevin Federline.
K-Fed gets out the ring picking on a fat piece of crap who looks like he doesn�t have the energy to get out of his seat.
K-Fed: Come on fatty why don�t you show me something your wife hasn�t seen your dick.. ha-ha just as I thought you�re a pussy just like everyone from Miami.
ECWF security at this point comes out feeling that a near riot could ensue. Kevin Federline with a sly grin on his face walks over to join a disgusted Kelly Clarkson she is refusing to work with him and so she takes off her headset before marching backstage. That suits K-Fed down to the ground he doesn�t mind calling this match on his own, he takes Kelly�s headset and equips it too his head, with this feet resting on the announce table he asks for this match to get started.
K-Fed: Alright so it looks like your stuck with yours truly seeing that Kelly�s time of the month has come about make sure you don�t go anywhere seeing that we have Chris Beniot against Genocide it�s a match I am most looking forward too.
Kevin Federline so excited to be a part of ECWF now doesn�t spot Cena make his way from the back he isn�t having Kelly put down like that, he joins a disgruntled K-Fed applying a head set, this should be a very interesting match-up now you have the voice of K-Fed and John Cena calling the play by play.
The camera cuts away from Kevin Federline and John Cena back to Lillian Garcia who is ready to finally announce the introductions of both Chris Beniot and Genocide. HEADSTRONG by Trapt plays over the PA system out walks finalist number one Genocide gets a worse reaction than K-Fed he just waves at his audience ready to wipe anyone out that fucks with him.
Genocide is seen sporting his ring attire consisting of torn t-shirt and torn jeans he looks like he just got out of bed let alone is ready for the biggest wrestling match of his career, he runs down to the ring and flips over the top rope, he is eager to get this match started.
The crippler�s music hits over the PA system the crowd in attendance boo out loud, Beniot appears on the ramp with a toothless grin, he stares straight towards Genocide giving him the cut-throat slash across his throat is he trying to intimidate him opponent? Beniot is seen bare chested with blue trunks with a wolverine on the front, he walks calmly and collectively towards the ring, he gets inside and doesn�t take his eyes off Genocide HC Logan is ready to get this all important match started.
The Extreme Official HC Logan signals for the bell to ring and this match is now on. Chris Beniot smirks back at Genocide you can tell by the expression on his face he doesn�t think much of his understudy in Pain Incorporated he always looked down at him as a joke and tonight is no different. Beniot taunts Genocide by raising his hand he seems to be asking for a test of strength.
K-Fed: Your boy is stupid Cena if he falls for the oldest trick in the book.
John Cena: What do you know about wrestling Kevin..
K-Fed: I know enough or haven�t you forgotten that I have a victory over you.
John Cena: You got lucky that�s all I am going to say.
Genocide looks out to the ECWF crowd he seems reluctant to hook hands with Beniot but knows if he doesn�t Beniot will get the best of him again. Genocide locks hands and we find Beniot and Genocide in a test of strength. Beniot wrenches down on Genocides hands and Genocide has no choice but to fall to one knee.
That toothless grin is all Genocide can see smiling back at him, he can�t take anymore and with all the strength he can muster he pushes Beniot this time onto his knees.
John Cena: You see that Kev that�s what you call the strength of ten men.
Kevin Federline isn�t impress he remains quiet. Genocide pushes Beniot�s hands onto the mat before stamping on them with his wrestling boots. Beniot pull his hands away and tries to shake away the pain. Genocide now smiles back knowing he has gotten the best of Beniot.
Beniot not being down by a cheap move like that now locks up with Genocide he pushes him towards the turnbuckle having the superior strength over Genocide. HC Logan calls for the break but Beniot refuses. HC Logan has no choice but to try and get in-between both men. Beniot seeing this as his chance goes for an eye poke with advantage he lets out one of his vicious chops across the chest of Genocide..
K-Fed: Ouch that has to hurt brutal chops by Chris Beniot was we know nobody can chop in the business like Chris Beniot.
John Cena: Try Ric Flair woooooooo!!
K-Fed: Do you really have to talk over me John..
John Cena: Yep.
K-Fed ignoring Cena for the time being gets back to calling the action. Beniot lets off another chop in the corner followed by another. Genocide�s chest is red raw. Beniot plants a couple of knees to Genocides midsection for full effect, he looks opposite at the other buckle grabbing Genocide he whips him across. Beniot runs across ready to hit Genocide in the corner but he has other ideas.
Genocide jumps over the ropes and it�s Chris Beniot who hits the turnbuckle padding. Genocide seizing an opportunity to gain the upper hand in this match springboards off the top rope and hits a spinning heel kick clean to the face of Chris Beniot. Beniot rolls to the outside of the ring where he hopes to gain his composure.
Genocide gets back on his feet and looks to dive on Beniot from the outside however HC Logan has other ideas he blocks Genocide from mid flight.
K-Fed: What is this official doing..
John Cena: His job it�s his job to stop wrestlers from injuring himself.
Genocide isn�t going to let HC Logan get his way thought instead he bolts off the ropes and leapfrogs the back of HC Logan hitting a screwdriver moonsault on Chris Beniot to perfection. Genocide gets to his feet where he is greeted with high applause from this ECWF crowd.
John Cena: That�s my boy.
Genocide grabs Beniot and brings him over to the steel steps, he mashes Beniot�s skull into them twice all the time the referee is counting and both men don�t want to have this match end on a double count-out. Genocide enters the ring breaking the count and rolls out again, he delves under the ring apron looking for anything he can use to his advantage on Beniot, he pulls out a trashcan filled full of trash.
John Cena: The hardware is coming out now hit him Josh what�s the matter Kevin you lost your voice.
K-Fed: I can�t believe what I am seeing.
John Cena: Believe it your seeing it get him Josh.
Genocide grips the steel trash can lifting it up over his head he waits to hit Beniot with it. he runs at Beniot but Beniot heel trips Genocide his face eats the steel trash can it folds up on impact. Beniot shaking away the cobwebs grabs Genocide and pulls him over to the rail at ringside, he scoops up Genocide and drops him on his throat.
K-Fed: Now we are fucking talking see that Cena your going to await the same fate.
John Cena: Are you going to do it?
K-Fed: I just might who knows I have done it once before.
Beniot not satisfied with doing it once picks him up and drops him once again on the rail throat first. Genocide splutters for air, while Genocide is trying to breathe Beniot is now over the announce table he is tearing it apart.
K-Fed: What the hell do you think you are doing?
John Cena: Kev I think now is the time to get out of here.
K-Fed: I ain�t leaving I am sitting right here.
Beniot pulls out a television monitor and rips it from it�s wiring, he walks over with a savage look across his face gripping the monitor he tells Genocide to rise to his feet. HC Logan sensing that Genocide is about to be on the end of this contraption reaches out and grabs it from Beniot�s grasp. Beniot turns around he is now in a squabble over the monitor with HC Logan.
Genocide now recovered as he can be is back on his feet he runs at Beniot wrapping his arms around his shoulders and bringing Beniot down planting both his knees into his back with a backcracker. Beniot wrenches his back in pain. HC Logan places the TV monitor out of harms way.
K-Fed: What�s he doing?
John Cena: He�s talking away Beniot�s playtoys I love it.
Genocide grabs Beniot by his arms and pushes him back into the ring, he waits for HC Logan to get back inside the ring.
ONE�
Kick out didn�t even get a two count Genocide isn�t too fussed considering he was just getting started with the crippler, he kicks him in the head with a couple of stiff kicks. Genocide seeing Beniot barely moving looks over to the turnbuckle looks like is about to take flight.
John Cena: Genocide is about to fly.
K-Fed: More like crash and burn.
Genocide climbs the buckle but he takes too long and a playing possum Chris Beniot runs at him clipping his legs and ends up straddling Genocide on his groin. Beniot plants his feet on the buckle seizing the opportunity he hooks Genocide the only way now is down. Beniot brings Genocide down crashing to the canvas with a top rope superplex.. now it�s anyones match who wants it more Beniot? or Genocide?
HC Logan starts a ten count on both men he wonders just who will get to their feet first, answer is simple it�s Beniot, he drags Genocide by the arm and pulls him towards the ring post outside the ring.
WHAM!!
Benoit slams Genocides arm into the post he does it over and over again, once he lets go you can see by the sadistic smirk on his face that is enjoying seeing the torment on Genocide. Genocide holds his arm he waves it around trying to get feeling back into it. But Beniot like a shark smelling blood has other idea�s he gets in the ring and stamps on Genocides hand once more. Benoit with the referee refusing to DQ him traps Genocides hands under the bottom rope while he uses his body leverage to pull up on Genocides arm sending pain shooting up it.
K-Fed: That�s why he�s called the Cripper..
Cena says nothing anger is seen seething across his face he isn�t taking this he takes off his headset and keeps a closer eye on what�s going on in the ring. Benoit feeling he now has the edge know�s its time to end this match. It doesn�t need to go on any further he can taste legends now. Beniot gets back outside of the ring, he eyes up Cena from the outside but Cena keeps his distance.
Beniot reaches for a steel chair used by the time keeper he brings it into the ring, he places Genocides arm into the steel folding chair, he signals for the end of the match by slashing a hand across his throat. Genocide is in some serious problems. Beniot slowly transcends the turnbuckle he is looking for his signature diving headbutt if he hit�s it, it�s lights out for Genocide.
Cena knowing it�s now or never runs over and grabs Beniot�s leg stopping his movement. Beniot punches at Cena but he manages to keep a good grip. Genocide feeling the blood back in his arm has to take this opportunity the distraction by Cena is perfect. Genocide plants his head into Beniot�s groin, Cena releases his grasp on Beniot�s foot and watches in pure amazement as Genocide feeling the strength of ten men manages to hook Beniot up and hit him with his devastating finisher.
John Cena: HOLY SHIT GENOCIDE JUST FOLDED UP BENIOT LIKE AN ACCORDIAN!! HITTING HIS INFAMOUS TOTAL CHAOS!!
To make matters worse Beniot doesn�t just hit the canvas Genocide brings him down on the steel chair. Beniot has just learn�t that life is indeed a bitch. Genocide hooks the legs as HC Logan slams the canvas..
ONCE!
TWICE!
IT�S OVER!! Genocide has done it and picked up the all important victory he will go to Madness to square off against one of two men either Shane Douglas or Jeff Hardy.. Genocide holding his arm rolls out the ring and makes his way up the ramp leaving Beniot to think about this next career steps in the ECWF!!
After the match K-Fed goes to check on the condition of Chris Beniot, he doesn�t spot Cena enter the ring behind him.. SHIT F-U ON K-FED!! Cena haven�t dealt with K-Fed looks over to the ECWF officials flooding around Beniot he pushes them out of the way before clamming on top of the crippler he hooks his leg with Beniot�s and pulls back. Cena has Beniot locked in the STFU.. Beniot screams out in pain the official are pleading with Cena to release the hold.
Cena finally releases he looks down at K-Fed and Beniot he does his chain gang salute to his soldiers and gets out the ring, throwing his t-shirt and cap into the crowd he seems pleased that tonight he has settled a score with the Crippler.
Main Event
Jeff Hardy Vs Shane Douglas
HARDCORE Match
Finals of Legends Tourney
The camera�s return to the ECWF arena and upon the ramp way as �Survival of the sickest� By Saliva begins to play over the arena P.A system, the fans immediately begin to boo loudly as the Franchise makes his way out to the top of the ramp. Dressed in his wrestling boots and his black �Franchise� Tights he has a sadistic smirk on his face as he walks down the ramp ignoring the hatred from the fans
Sonny Siaki � Welcome back folks... And after everything that we�ve already seen, after the hated rivalry�s after the bloodshed, this is it...
Kelly Clarkson � The Main event, Jeff Hardy Verses the Slime Ball Shane Douglas
Sonny Siaki � And as per request by Ashe Draven, this match has been made a no DQ contest with no interference allowed... These men are ALL alone in this match tonight!
Upon reaching the ring, Shane enters through the middle ropes and then turns to face the ramp and await his opponent. Then as the lights dim out followed by the playing of �Breaking the Habit� By Linkin Park... The fans jump to there feet and go WILD!!
Kelly Clarkson � AND HERE COMES JEFF HARDY!!
Sonny Siaki � The fans are on their feet and for a member of the Organization... That tells you how they feel about Douglas!
Walking his way out to the top of the ramp. The cameras fixate upon Jeff hardy who is dressed in a pair of green cargos and a black Organization shirt with the picture of a dented steel chair on the back that features a sign reading �Beware of Wife� across it. Coming to a stop Jeff glares down the ramp at Douglas who smirks and taunts him a bit..
Kelly Clarkson � I hope Jeff DESTROYES Shane Douglas tonight!
Making his way down the ramp with his eyes dead set on Douglas, Jeff doesn�t bother dancing or saluting... Instead he just takes off in a run towards the ring before diving in under the ropes and jumping up to his feet as the bell rings.
Sonny Siaki � And here we go!
Breaking in at a dead run towards Douglas, Jeff quickly ducks under a clothesline and bounces off the ropes. Running back towards Shane who spins around Jeff jumps and launches himself at Shane with a flying forearm taking both men to the mat in a roar of cheers.
Sonny Siaki � And The Forearm!!
Kelly Clarkson � And Jeff Hardy�s back up!!!
Quipping back up to his feet, Jeff turns and stomps down on the side of Shane�s head as he attempts to pull himself up, and then after grabbing Douglas and yanking him back to his feet he pulls him forward with an Irish whip and towards the ropes. Douglas runs and bounces off the ropes as Jeff hits the ropes on the opposite side of the ring as they run towards each other Douglas drops low as Jeff leap-frogs him. Then, as both men top and turn on a heel Hardy jumps and dropkicks Douglas right through the ropes and to the outside!
Sonny Siaki � DROPKICK!
Kelly Clarkson � And Douglas is out of the ring!!
Getting up to his feet Jeff looks to Douglas who crawls to the barricade and uses them to pull himself up, as he does so Jeff turns and runs away from his direction bouncing off the ropes on the far side of the ring. As Shane turns Jeff runs back and leaps up onto the top rope before spring-boarding off and coming down on top of him with a cross-body taking both men to the floor once again.
Kelly Clarkson � High Risk Cross-body by Jeff Hardy... WHAT A SHOT!
Sonny Siaki � And THAT is why these people LOVE watching Jeff Hardy, he�s non-stop action and will go out of his WAY To mess you up!
Pulling himself up to his feet he turns and makes his way over to the ring skirt before dropping to one knee and reaching under the ring. Standing upright Jeff yanks out a steel chair and turns to Douglas who is once again trying to stand... The fans begin to buzz as Jeff raises the chair up over his head... And then...
Jeff stumbles forward dropping the weapon, suddenly the entire arena begins to go into a front roll, the fans loud screaming suddenly becomes muffled and his whole perception begins to fade in and out. The pills given to him by Ashe Draven had started to take effect and as his body begins slipping into a comatose state Jeff drops to his knees
Kelly Clarkson � What... What the hell is going on!?
Sonny Siaki � I don�t know Kelly, but Jeff Hardy doesn�t look well at all... And now Douglas is up!
Pulling himself up, Shane shakes the cobwebs off before turning to Jeff who is on his hands and knees trying not to black out.. And it suddenly becomes apparent, Ashe�s plan had come into full effect... It was demolish time for the Franchise and he would set the gear of destruction into motion as he grabbed the now vacant Steel Chair
Kelly Clarkson � Oh no... Oh no!!
Sonny Siaki- Jeff watch out!
Raising the chair up over his head, Douglas swings it down hard and SLAPS it across Jeff�s back with a VERY audible SMASH... Jeff lets out a roar before falling flat to his stomach on the ground, the fans begin to boo and as Hardy begins to crawl away from the Franchise, Shane lifts the chair and SMASHES him across the back of the head flooring Hardy again.
Sonny Siaki � DAMN IT!... Jeff is HELPLESS and Shane Douglas is just going to try and end his damn career!
Tossing the chair aside Shane turns and heads back to the apron of the ring before dropping to one knee and grabbing a fifteen foot ladder before dragging it out from under the ring... As Jeff rolls to his back he reaches dazed up to the barricade with his left arm, Douglas picks the ladder up and turns to Jeff before yelling out
�YOU WANNA PLAY WITH LADDERS MOTHERFUCKER!?�
Bringing the weapon down he crushes it into Nero�s rib cage like a battering ram driving all of the air out of Jeff and doing more damage to his already battered ribs. And as Jeff curls up and rolls to his side he lets out another defenseless roar, Douglas then turns and slides the weapon into the ring before turning back to Jeff and grabbing a fist full of his hair. Dropping to his knees he balls up his fist and punches Jeff upside the head five times, each shot bringing a fleshy �SMACK� sound into the camera and front row... And as Kelly Clarkson watches on in horror she speaks
Kelly Clarkson � We gotta stop this... Jeff Hardy�s gonna die!!!
Sonny Siaki � Mother... and the Ref isn�t calling it!
Of course the referee had been instructed NOT to stop the match until Douglas got the pin, and Douglas was asked not to KILL Jeff, however hospitalize and Kill are two very different things...
Sonny Siaki � And Shane�s pulling the non-responsive Jeff Hardy up to his feet!
Pulling Hardy up to his feet, Shane grabs him by the back of his shirt before turning and tossing him face first into the turnbuckle. And after colliding with it HARD, Jeff immediately falls to the side and lies across the ring steps now bleeding from the head. His eyes rolled back into his head he looks more like an over-dosed junky on his way through heaven�s gate then a wrestler
Kelly Clarkson � GOD DAMN IT!!! Someone STOP THIS MATCH!!
Sonny Siaki � And Shane Douglas has that chair again...
Lifting the chair high above his head, Douglas looks down at Jeff with a big smirk before taking a swing at his head
�CLANG!�
Jeff rolls sideways down the two metal stairs as Shane SMASHES the metal steps denting the steel chair in half. He drops the weapon and roars in pain clutching his wrists with stinging hands... As Shane stumbles a few feet away to shake his hands out Jeff begins to vomit violently at ringside
Sonny Siaki � HE MISSED!
Kelly Clarkson � We NEED the Medics out here NOW! Jeff Hardy is not only bleeding, not only lethargic, but now also vomiting badly out here! |