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�Yeah, I�m in the parking garage now... Well stay in my office and I�ll be there shortly to brief you..� The voice of Michael Stone echoes over the P.A system as the cameras pan out to see him on his cell phone, and after ending his conversation. He then closes the phone and slips it into his side pocket before making his way to the limousine as it comes to a rolling stop. Gripping the back passenger side door, Michael opens the car and steps back as his counterpart Ashe Draven steps out of the vehicle dressed in a black Armani Suit. The fans begin to give a mixed reaction at the sight of this man, they�ve hated him in the past for all the things he�s done... Yet love him for bringing the ECWF back from the grave and resurrection several Legends to help carry it into the new Generation. Ashe � Michael... Welcome to the beginning of the new generation my friend! Michael � Let�s skip the salutations Ashe, normally this would be a joyous occasion but it seems that you�ve let your pet off it�s leash... And now Damien is running a madman�s rampage through the halls of the ECWF, he�s taken out several security guards and a few of our hopefuls already The crowd noise rises on instinct, the thought of seeing Damien Draven in a psychotic rage would provide them with much needed bloodshed to start this thing off... Ashe on the other hand isn�t quite as excited to hear this news and replies with a concerned tone Ashe � Damn it!.... What caused him to flip? Michael � The hell if I know, but I have herd reports that your Ex-wife is in the arena somewhere, I�m not sure if she�s connected to it at all... But you need to find your monster and put him back in his cage before he takes out our superstars Ashe.. Ashe � Alright, I�ll call Josh and see if he knows anything... And then I�ll Suddenly it hits him... Ashe � Shit Jamie!... Look I don�t know if he�d attack Jamie but I do know she�s probably in the gym alone so I�m going to find her before I start looking for Damien Michael � All right, send her to my office... I�ll have her and Sia stick together until we resolve this matter Ashe � Right... With a nod Ashe takes off in a dead run through the parking garage and towards the gym area. Stone sighs and shuts the limo door before pulling out his cell phone to call Genocide up.... The cameras fade to the ECWF arena Match One Krystal Vs Darkside Exhibition Match The fans who are still buzzing after watching the scene unfold at the top of the show continue to roar as the Monday night Madness theme �Miami� By Will Smith plays over the P.A system. This as well as the fireworks that BLAST off the top of the ramp are an indication of the start of this event! Kelly Clarkson � It�s been a long time in coming folks, but after several long months the ECWF has revamped, restocked, and reloaded! Sonny Siaki � HELL YEAH! Were heading into the Legacy Era and this one will provide you with stuff that you won�t even believe.. We start here tonight on the Road to Legends! Kelly Clarkson � That we do Sonny, tonight�s show is something that should be on a pay per view card too, our first match featuring a long time favorite Krystal who returns after two long years away! Sonny Siaki � And you can�t talk Krystal without talking about Jeff Hardy who makes his return to face one of his best friends Miss Holly Wood in round one of the Legends tournament tonight! �Cut My Life Into Pieces.... This is my Last Resort!� �Last Resort� By Papa Roach begins to play over the Arena P.A system and as the fans jump to there feet in a standing ovation Darkside walks his way out to the top of the ramp. Dressed in a pair of black leather pants and a black �Darkside� shirt a bandana adorns his head and a pair of sunglasses dresses his face. Coming to a momentary stop he smirks and removes his shades before making his way down the ramp and towards the ring for the opener of the new generation show. Sonny Siaki � And here comes the BIG MAN, Darkside! Kelly Clarkson � And what better way to kick of the new generation then to do it with a match between the Monster Darkside and the enigmatic Krystal! Upon reaching the ring Darkside stops and reaches up grabbing the top rope and stepping up onto the ring apron before stepping over the top rope and into the ring. Making his way to his corner Darkside stops and turns towards the ramp to await the arrival of Krystal Kelly Clarkson � And here comes Krystal! The lights cut off, and a voice warbles out "1 2 3 4!" as "Girl Anachronism" by Dresden Dolls comes on and strobe lights flicker on and off around the arena as the stage slowly becomes engulfed in purple lights. You can tell From the scars on my arms And cracks in my hips And the dents in my car And the blisters on my lips That i'm not the carefullest of girls You can tell From the glass on the floor And the strings that're breaking And i keep on breaking more And it looks like i am shaking But it's just the temperature And then again If it were any colder i could disengage If i were any older i could act my age But i dont think that youd believe me It's Not The Way I'm Meant To Be It's just the way the operation made me And you can tell From the state of my room That they let me out too soon And the pills that i ate Came a couple years too late And ive got some issues to work through There i go again Pretending to be you Make-believing That i have a soul beneath the surface Trying to convince you It was accidentally on purpose I am not so serious This passion is a plagiarism I might join your century But only on a rare occasion I was taken out Before the labor pains set in and now Behold the world's worst accident I am the girl anachronism And you can tell By the red in my eyes And the bruises on my thighs And the knots in my hair And the bathtub full of flies That i'm not right now at all There i go again Pretending that i'll fall Don't call the doctors Cause they've seen it all before They'll say just Let Her Crash And Burn She'll learn The attention just encourages her And you can tell From the full-body cast That i'm sorry that i asked Though you did everything you could (like any decent person would) But i might be catching so don't touch You'll start believeing youre immune to gravity and stuff Don't get me wet Because the bandages will all come off And you can tell From the smoke at the stake That the current state is critical Well it is the little things, for instance: In the time it takes to break it she can make up ten excuses: Please excuse her for the day, its just the way the medication makes her... I dont necessarily believe there is a cure for this So i might join your century but only as a doubtful guest I was too precarious removed as a caesarian Behold the worlds worst accident I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM Sonny Siaki � And there she is! Krystal walks down the ramp with chaser lights going up and down the ramp way beside her. She climbs onto the apron of the ring and turns around almost ala Chris Jericho before looking out at everyone and giving them a smirk that reads a message similar to the infamous Mr. Perfect grin before climbing into the ring and glaring at the ring announcer before she climbs onto the far turnbuckle and sits down on the top, waiting for the bell to ring Kelly Clarkson � These fans are going WILD in this arena, it has been months of anticipation and now we stand on the verge of our greatest generation yet! -Ding,Ding,Ding!- The bell sounds signaling the start of the match and as the fan volume goes from loud to booming the ref lowers his arms signaling the match to begin. Darkside jerks his head right cracking his neck as Krystal smirks feeding off the energy of the crowd before slipping off the turnbuckle and to her feet. Sonny Siaki � You can feel the tension in this building going critical... these fans are at the edge of their seat... and here we go! Taking a few running steps towards Darkside, Krystal drops into a baseball slide avoiding a HUGE clothesline from the monster. Then after quipping up to her feet she spins around and clubs him across the back with a forearm, Darkside staggers forward a step before shooting an elbow back and planting it up aside her head. Sonny Siaki � The big elbow... And Irish Whip! After turning Darkside grabs her arm and sends her towards the ropes with an Irish whip, Bouncing off the far ropes she runs back towards Darkside who bends over and sends her soaring with a big back body drop Sonny Siaki � The Back Body Drop! Kelly Clarkson � OH! Did you see that!? Shifting her weight while in mid-flight, Krystal flips over and lands on her hands and feet behind Darkside. And as he turns to face her she springs upwards and introduces him to a dropkick that sends him stumbling back into the turnbuckle... The fans now are gong crazy with excitement and as Krystal takes off in a dead run at Darkside he steps out of the corner and lifts his foot for the big boot. Sonny Siaki � The Boot! Kelly Clarkson � Another evasion by Krystal! Seeing the boot come up, Krystal drops again and slides right past Darkside and under the bottom rope to the apron. Jumping up to her feet she turns (now on the other side of the ropes) and faces Darkside who with a shocked expression turns to face Krystal. Seeing the opportunity she jumps up and springboards off the tope ropes before landing on his shoulders and executing an hurricanranna, which sends the big man to his back! Kelly Clarkson - HOLY Sonny Siaki � CRAP! The fans go WILD after the most crazy hurricanranna ever, a move that even brings Kelly and Sonny to there feet. And after Krystal rolls quickly to her feet she puts a stomp on Darkside who tries to get up himself. Sonny Siaki � That was nuts... Absolutely CRAZY! Kelly Clarkson � Krystal�s running towards the ropes! Bouncing off the ropes she runs back towards Darkside and drops low dropkicking him in the side and forcing the man onto his stomach as he holds his ribs in pain.. Kelly Clarkson � Krystal�s gotta keep this at her pace, she needs to keep this man grounded! Sonny Siaki � But can she Kelly!? Quickly she gets back to her feet and puts a few more stomps onto the side of this monsters head before turning to the turnbuckle, a smirk begins to form across her lush lips as she immediately heads over and hops up onto the top rope... Waiting, she watches her opponent as he stirs and begins to pull himself up to his feet Sonny Siaki � Darkside�s getting up and he doesn�t even know what�s about to hit him! Kelly Clarkson � And their she goes... OHHH! Sonny Siaki � GOD DAMN! After regaining his footing, Darkside turns a little rubbery on his feet and as Krystal leaps off the top rope he reacts quickly with a sharp clothesline taking her right out of the air and falling with her as she spikes to the ground. The fans all jump to their feet in a collective gasp before the first chant of 2007 begins Sonny Siaki � Somewhere in the backstage Area... Jeff Hardy has just dived away from his television! Kelly Clarkson � What A!!..... ..... .... Hehehehehe!!! Kelly breaks into laughter as the mental image of Jeff Hardy diving away from the television after the close up of Darkside diving with a nasty clothesline crosses her mind... However in the ring the only one with a sense of humor anymore is Darkside who stands up to his feet pulling Krystal up with him. Sonny Siaki � Krystal has GOTTA be hurting after that... I don�t know how ANYONE gets up after that!? Grabbing her by her throat with his right arm, his face distorts with rage as Darkside lifts her up off her feet and jumps before falling downward and DRIVING the poor girl into the ring mat with the choke slam from hell! Kelly Clarkson � CHOKESLAM!! Sonny Siaki � Holy SHIT!... Look at the titantron! The fan cheers quickly go to gasps as the titantron switches from the ring camera feed to a camera located in the subbasement... Upon the screen is a bloodied and brutalized Sandman strung up to a large wooden Crucifix with chicken wire, this immediately gets Darkside�s attention as he stands up and looks towards the image in horror Sonny Siaki � That�s Sandman... and there�s only ONE man who would do that!? Kelly Clarkson � OH MY GOD IT�S DAMIEN! Literally jumping off the barricade behind their desk, Damien lands onto the top of the commentary desk feet first before jumping off to the floor and diving into the ring behind Darkside. Carrying Krystal�s Infamous Steel Chair in which he had stolen out of her locker room after attacking Sandman. Jumping up to his feet he smirks and as both Darkside and the ref watch the titantron He runs up and SMASHES Darkside in the back of the head with it dropping the big man like a dead weight! Kelly Clarkson � DARKSIDE�S DOWN! Quickly Damien grabs Krystal�s arm and throws it over Darkside before ducking out of the ring and as he sits by the apron on the floor he pulls a sharpie out of his pant pocket and scratches the name �Darkside� onto the chair before putting a line through it. The Ref who had been watching Sandman in astonishment turns and upon noticing the pin immediately drops to count... 1....2....3!! The fans go WILD as Krystal�s theme plays over the P.A system Sonny Siaki � And Krystal gets the win!!! Kelly Clarkson � What is going on around this place Sonny!? As the referee helps Krystal up the cameras fade away to a commercial break..... Darkside � YOU!... You�re brother just! Ashe � Darren! Look... I know Damien just screwed you out of your match and I understand that your pissed off about that, but we need to put that aside for right now and get to the sub basement to help Jim... He might be close to death! Darkside � Shit!.... All right, lets go With a nod Ashe and Darkside make there way quickly towards the direction of the sub basement area, and as soon as they do the voice of the ever bubbly Terri Runnels chimes in as she speaks to a rather annoyed Krystal... �Krystal excuse me!� Shifting over the cameraman catches Krystal who holds the back of her head in equal pain as Darkside... She�s obviously in no mood to conduct an interview, especially with the brainless silicone spokesperson Krystal � What Terri? Terri � What do you think about getting a big win here tonight against darkside!? Krystal � Big win?... Did you actually watch how I won tonight, heh I might as well lost the damn match Terri � So you didn�t want Damien�s help? Krystal � Nor did I need it... A cheap win is an undeserved win, I could have won the match without help Terri � Well what abou-- -POW!- With a quick right hook Krystal cracks Terri upside the head and sends her to the floor like she was just hit by a car, the fans who watch this over the titantron go WILD as Krystal shakes her hand off and walks away... Match Two Christie Bishop Vs Damien Draven Exhibition Match �DAMIEN!� As the cameras switch to the ring they set upon the image of Christie Bishop who stands in the middle of it with a microphone in hand, dressed in his street clothes he has a DEAD serious expression on his face as he speaks over the loud crowd �You wanna walk around the back like some little bitch... Beating up girls and office workers, jumping mother fuckers from behind!?.. Well Dun I�m standin� RIGHT here, so why don�t you grow a set of balls and walk out here right NOW!� Kelly Clarkson � What a night... And now this, it looks like Bishop is anxious to get this one underway! �Come on bitch... are you afraid to face me like a man... I�m right here!� �New Disease� By Spine shank begins to play over the P.A system and as the fans go WILD Damien Draven makes his way out to the top of the ramp. Dressed in a pair of black pants his naked torso is wrapped in a bandage which has begun to show slight signs of leakage as blood soaks through it a bit in areas. His expression is blank, almost like a cereal killer and as he walks down the ramp Bishop tosses the mic out of the ring and removes his black �Enforcer� tee shirt before tossing that out too Sonny Siaki � I can already tell you Kelly... This isn�t gonna be a match, it�s gonna be a fight! Kelly Clarkson � I have NO doubts about that at all! Diving into the ring Damien waists no time in taking charge at Bishop before sidestepping a right hook and bringing a knee up into Christie�s middle back. The fans go WILD as the ref calls for the bell and before Bishop can react Damien drops with a sweep kick taking the brawler right off his feet and to his back! Kelly Clarkson � The sweep! Sonny Siaki � And this �Match� has begun! Quickly Christie rolls to his side and jumps up to his feet as Damien steps up and plants a stiff side-kick into his ribs, with a flinch and a side step Bishop absorbs another kick to his right before blocking the third attempt.. Sonny Siaki � Damien on the blitz! Kelly Clarkson � Bishop with a block! With a lunge forward Christie cold-clocks Damien upside the head sending him backwards with Bishop on top of him. Christie acts quickly in the mount and begins to slug at Damien�s face hitting him several times before Draven is able to shift momentum and roll the bigger opponent off from him. Sonny Siaki � Both men are up! Kelly Clarkson � You can already see the ware and tear effect Damien here... he�s obviously bleeding from that bandage and loosing strength quick! Sonny Siaki � I�d be tired too if I spent the last hour running around and terrorizing the patrons of the ECWF! Bishop gets back to his feet and takes a step towards Damien who quips up to his feet, and with a pissed off expression Christie grabs Damien in a side headlock and punches him in the face... The fans begin to buzz as Damien receives a few shots before stepping forward and shoving Bishop away from him towards the ring ropes. Bouncing off Christie runs back and is laid out as Damien steps up and plants a super kick right on his chin! Kelly Clarkson � Super kick! Sonny Siaki � The pin, could this be it!? Damien drops down hooking Bishop�s leg as he tries to end this quickly, the ref goes to the mat and counts 1....2... Bishop presses Damien off himself and sends him rolling a few feet away. Sitting up Christie rubs his face and spits out a little blood before getting to his feet followed by Damien who takes a quick step towards him Kelly Clarkson � Damien on the approach! With a quick move, Damien ducks a punch and turns driving a knee into the solar-plexus of Bishop which temporarily forces the wind out of the big man who buckles and gasps for air leaving Draven an opening. And with another sharp knee, this time to Bishop�s face Damien causes him to stand upright before side kicking him on the shin of his right leg Sonny Siaki � Oh bastard! With a yelp Bishop jumps on his left foot just long enough for Damien to exact a right hook of his own which drops his �buddy� to his side on the mat. The fans begin to cheer louder as this wrestling match begins to look more like a pride fight... Kelly Clarkson � What a NASTY shot... Damien Draven is fighting on pure ambition here! Reaching down, Damien grabs a hand full of dreadlocks and pulls Bishop up to his feet before slapping Christie across the face out of disrespect... This motion begins to trigger a few boos from the audience and as Damien goes to plant another knee into Bishop�s chest. Christie brings his arms down and blocks the shot before wrapping them around Draven and picking him right up off his feet Kelly Clarkson � Bishop�s Got Damien off his feet... and OH what a slam! Instantly he spikes Damien down onto his back with a UFC style slam driving the wind from him and applying a lot of pressure down upon Damien�s wound. The fans whom were just booing begin to cheer in delight as Bishop gets back to his feet and shakes off the cobwebs. Rolling over to his side, Damien groans and as he grabs the ropes to try and get up Bishop grabs him by the back of the head and pulls him up to his feet. Turning him around Christie bends and picks Damien up into the �Press� position over his head Sonny Siaki � The Drive By! Kelly Clarkson � No, The Sudden Death!!! Damien shuffles and drops down behind Bishop before applying the �Sudden Death� Chokehold, and as Bishop thrashes trying to get himself free the fans break out into a sudden ROAR of excitement Sonny Siaki � Here comes Jeff Hardy!!! Sliding into the ring with a baseball bat in hand Jeff runs up behind Damien and swings at his lower back striking it with heavy precision and causing Damien to break the hold and roar in pain. Kelly Clarkson � Bishop�s up... and OH what a shot! Bishop turns and steps up planting a nasty big boot onto Damien�s face dropping him onto his back, and after regaining his footing Christie steps aside as Jeff swings downwards with the bat belting Damien across the chest with the bat not once... Not twice... but three times Sonny Siaki � And these guys are assaulting Damien Draven! Kelly Clarkson � Bishop�s pulling Draven up and applying the Full nelson! Grabbing Damien, Bishop applies a full nelson before pulling the agonized man up off his back and as he holds him Jeff takes one running step before BASHING Damien in the stomach with the bat. The force of the impact causes Damien to yelp and cough up blood before Bishop pulls backwards while holding Damien in the Nelson and hits him with the Tiger Suplex. Landing directly in his head and neck Bishop releases the hold as Draven folds like a cheap suit. Kelly Clarkson � OH MY what a NASTY move! Upon Sitting up Bishop looks to Jeff who raises the bat up over his head and swings it downward at the back of Damien�s right knee SMASHING it with authority... Damien however who is unconscious makes no movement, and after discarding the bat he looks to Christie with a smirk... Sonny Siaki � Well Bishop�s up on his feet! After getting a nod from Bishop Jeff grabs his long sleeved shirt and pulls it off his back to reveal an organization Tee shirt underneath... The fans gasp and then break into cheers as Bishop smirks and grabs Jeff�s arm before raising it up into the air Kelly Clarkson � Jeff Hardy is in with Bishop... Oh my! Bishop then walks to Damien and rolls him over with a foot before placing his boot on the mans chest, the ref dives to the mat and counts 1....2....3!! The fans go WILD as �Go to sleep� begins to play over the arena P.A system and as he and Jeff exit the ring they focus in on the battered Damien.... - We now cut away from that intense action just seen before us to join backstage interviewer Kelly Clarkson whom has been demoted from her position of commenter by Jay and Silent Bob as they will call the matches on this proportion of Madness. Kelly is looking gorgeous as ever in a flower patterned sequin top and hipster jeans, Kelly always on the button with camera crew in position stands outside the door of ECWF newest superstar Mistress Melina. We can tell it�s her locker room by the nameplate seen clear on camera. Kelly addresses those viewers at home before she enters.
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "I am now standing outside of the locker room of the newest recruit to ECWF and her name is Mistress Melina sounds kinky don�t it? Well I guess we better wait no longer to see what she�s thinking leading into her match with Madison Jayde who just like Melina will be ready to make an impact in this company. So without any further ado let�s go started.
- Kelly smiles at the camera she really is sweetness personified. Kelly in a good hearted mood skips towards the door, lowering the microphone she turns the handle but much to her distain it doesn�t budge, she look slightly confused but still rolls with trying to get into Mistress Melina�s locker room. Once again though access is denied.. Kelly is just about to forfeit defeat when a voice calls out from behind the door.
Mistress Melina: "Kelly I can see you..
- Satanic laughter immediately after the voice is heard. The back of Kelly�s neck goes cold, she is frozen to the spot this voice continues to bewilder her.
Mistress Melina: "Kelly I can not only see you for I can smell you, do you know what I can smell?
- Kelly nervously responds.
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "B.O!
- The crowd in the ECWF arena erupt into laughter body odour indeed. Kelly gets a response to Melina�s question.
Mistress Melina: "I think not Kelly for what I smell before me is fear! the very same fear that Madison Jayde will feel when she collides with me in that ring tonight. See Kelly I came to ECWF to make my name known and I guarantee you that before the nights through everyone will know just who I am.
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "Who are you.. I joke please don�t hurt me.
Mistress Melina: "How could I hurt you Kelly your behind a door, unless you want me to reach through and pull you into my world.
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "Erm.. no that wont be necessary and I take your word about everyone knowing who you are before the night is through.
Mistress Melina: "Correct Kelly and then next week I look to my next victim.
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "So your guarantying yourself victory don�t you think that�s being just a bit too cocky.
Mistress Melina: "I prefer to call it confidence Kelly.. Confidence that nobody in the ECWF can stop me from taking what belongs to me.
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "Which is?
Mistress Melina: "The ECWF women�s title!
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "Oh well I wish you luck in your quest for gold. Now we are going to go to a taped interview done by yours truly earlier today where I have a chat to Madison Jayde about her chances tonight so let�s cut to that very interview.
Mistress Melina: "Not so fast don�t try to walk Kelly before you can crawl.. Tell me Kelly why must you waste time with Madison when it�s inevitable she�s going to lose, she can�t stop me.. NOBODY can stop me. Now you can take leave as I need to feed..
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "Well I guess that sums that up..
- Kelly is petrified at the thought of Mistress Melina feeding she doesn�t even want to ask what she plans on feeding on.. We now cut to the footage aired early in the day.
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "I am now joined by Madison Jayde who tonight will face Mistress Melina it what promises to be an epic battle of the sexes. Madison can I first start off by saying how beautiful you look tonight!!
Madison Jayde: "Thank you Kelly you look great yourself.
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "Thank you.. Now Madison let�s cut straight to the chase tonight you face the very dangerous and in your face Mistress Melina at this very moment we are still yet to have heard from her regarding your match-up. But I would like to know Madison are you confident going into this match against the unknown.
Madison Jayde: "The unknown who is she? Is she the queen of Sheba?? no don�t answers that I don�t care Kelly in all honesty I don�t care who she is see my job is a simple one I go out to that ring and I beat on bitches like Melina and then when its all said and done I collect my paycheck go home and repeat. Melina is a fresh face no doubt but you tell me how pretty she�s going to look after I rearrange it tonight.?
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "Oh my strong words from Madison Jayde.
Madison Jayde: "Hang on Kelly I haven�t finished yet Melina I hope you are watching the whole world might be afraid of you but me well I know how to tame the beast you�re the biggest beast of them all.. some say you�re a vampire, others say your half man half beast but me I just think your none of above.. You�re a wannabe Madison Jadye and tonight Melina I knock you down to size. Kelly interview is now officially over as I have said all I wanted to say.
America�s Idol Kelly Clarkson: "Well I can�t really add anything more to that good luck tonight Madison and let�s cut it back to ringside this is Kelly Clarkson signing off.
- Kelly waves as the camera feed is cut. We now are looking inside the sold out ECWF arena from Boston. Tonight the crowd are electric for action only the ECWF superstars can dish out. We cut down to ringside where ECWF announcers consisting of Jay and Silent Bob yeah don�t ask these guys are like an unwanted turd. Jay tells us about the next match up on the card.
A- Well Hung stud Jay: "Snoogin�s bitches Jay here and what the fuck do we have up next Silent Bob.
- Bob as always remains silent.
Well Hung stud Jay: "Your no fucking good your fat ass she should be fired. Now speaking of phat asses that�s fat spelled PHAT!! We move onto a battle of the bitches as Madison Jayde with the fine ass titties takes on Mistress Melina.. Whoa Bob keep it in your pants bitch your lifting up the announce table.
- Bob looks over to Jay.
A- Well Hung stud Jay: "Yeah alright my heterosexual friend your right I got the wood too for Madison Jayde and Mistress Melina bet you didn�t know Bob Melina�s a mistress oh yeah she�s into all that randy shit.. toe sucking, spanking even fucking fisting don�t ask Bob and no I wont give you a demonstration.
- Bob says nothing at this point Jay is getting shit from ECWF management for taking up air time.
A- Well Hung stud Jay: "Yeah monkeys I got this so suck my dick.. right Bob before these fine ass looking twelve year olds come out here you got anything you would like to add.
- Bob leans forward to speak however the titon-tron and pa system in the arena comes alive. Jay and Bob with wood listen to see just who�s lyrics it just happens to be..
A- Well Hung stud Jay: "Oh shit here comes a crazy hoecake..
- Bob nods in agreement, they like everyone are transfixed onto the Titon-tron when out steps Victoria she is seen wearing purple wrestling attire and she�s not alone for in her hands is none other than is her glass vase or in her mind her WWE Women�s title. Victoria takes no notice of the boos that rain down upon her instead she just marches straight for the announce table.
- Victoria walks over to Jay and silent Bob. Jay rises to his feet he slaps Bob who also repeats. Victoria who has a seat planed at the announce position takes a seat she puts her glass vase on the table next to her while Jay risking his own life applies her headset to her.
Well Hung stud Jay: "I�m just applying this Vickie no kinky shit.. Well bitches it looks like we have a special spectator tonight and according to my notes shit what does that say Bob.
- Jay shows bob the piece of paper he glances and then mouths slowly what it reads. Jay gets it.
Well Hung stud Jay: "It says she isn�t the lady to mess with why�s that Vickie?
- Vickie remains silent she just keeps glaring her eyes towards the ring. Jay figuring he has chance of getting more sense out of these idiots from Boston decides against it. Finally our match can now get underway. The camera cuts down to ringside where in the ring is Lillian Garcia ready to do the next match introductions.
A- Lillian Garcia: "before our next match I would like you all to rise for the playing of the American anthem.
- The crowd groans
A- Lillian Garcia: "O beautiful for spacious skies,
A- Lillian Garcia: "For amber waves of grain,
A- Lillian Garcia: "For purple mountain majesties
A- Lillian Garcia: "Above the fruited plain!
A- Lillian Garcia: "America! America!
A- Lillian Garcia: "God shed his grace on thee
A- Lillian Garcia: "And crown thy good with brotherhood
A- Lillian Garcia: "From sea to shining sea!
- The crowd are soon on her case this isn�t the WWE this is ECWF the best fucking federation on the planet and this shit wont be tolerated. Poor Lillian is now being bombarded with paper cups, chips in a carton basically anything that these lethal ECWF crowd can get their hands upon.
A- Well Hung stud Jay: "Oh shit Bob they have turned you think I should throw Vickie�s vase at her?
- Vickie looks at Jay with piercing eyes he decides against it.
Well Hung stud Jay: "Or then again we can just watch..
- Jay chuckles nervously Lillian has now stopped singing America the Beautiful and now the bombarding of her has stopped. The stage production team backstage decide before a riot breaks out they should play the long awaited and overdue entrance theme of Mistress Melina.
- The lights go out suddenly leaving the arena in complete darkness. "Lacrymosa" begins to play over the pa system with strobe lights flickering uncontrollably, smoke is also seen bellowing out across the entrance area and down the ramp leading to ringside.
- Next a bright white spotlight is seen it lights up the entrance, then exits from that spotlight a woman about 5�4 in height she remains with her head lowered not wanting to reveal her identity but we all know it�s really Mistress Melina sister of ECWF legend and chair swinger Krystal. Melina once again doesn�t gain the crowds attention and instead with her face huddled in her cloak she slowly walks to ringside toward the ring.
- Once there she stops at the ramp and lifts her head with a devilish grin and a blood lust quench she signifies this by rubbing her tongue over her exposed fangs.. Jay can�t help but comment.
Well Hung stud Jay: "Holy shit did you see that she�s a vampire Bob get out your mirror you vain motherfucker and shine it in her direction I wanna see this bitch fry.
- Bob looks like he wants to throttle Jay but decides against it as he doesn�t want to take the attention away from this match and put it onto him isn�t he thoughtful. Melina marching up the top of the stairs gaining access into the ring removes her hood and unties her cloak she now stands in just a leather bra with cleavage showing. Jay�s dick just sprang up again but we won�t get into that again.
- Melina showing off her unique style topples upside down like a bat she crosses her hands into an owl shape before exposing her fan�s once again to the camera, then with another lick of her fang�s she gains entry into the ring looking at Lillian Garcia like she was her next snack.
- Lillian avoids contact with Melissa and then focuses on announcing her opponent. Melina with eager eyes also look onwards.
A- Lillian Garcia: "And her opponent she hails from Adamdorf Germany.. Please welcome Madison Jayde.
- The crowd give Madison a mixed reaction as her entrance theme Breaking Benjamin by Cold is played. Jay nods his head to the music while Victoria who is still with us has transfixed her eyes upon Mistress Melina.
- Mistress Melina paces the ring awaiting her opponent not realizing that through her whole entrance Victoria�s eyes have been solely on her. Cold is still heard playing as Madison Jayde makes her way down to ringside, she receives a mixed reaction from the ECWF faithful. Madison Jayde seen wearing her ring attire consisting of (attire). Madison points towards Mistress Melina this match already being to heat up. This match is going to prove one thing between both ladies and that�s who wants victory more Mistress Melina or Madison Jayde.
- Madison with the flick of her long flowing locks runs directly for the ring sliding in under the bottom rope. Mistress Melina eager to take the beatdown to Madison gets held back for the time being by the ECWF official HC Logan he wants this contest to start off equal. Madison showing no fear towards Melina walks straight upto her opponent and stares directly at her. Melina seems to be getting off on this and snarls back at Madison who flinches.
- The ECWF Extreme official HC Logan tells both ladies to get back into their respective corners before he rings the bell to start this contest.
- DING! DING!
- Opening bell has tolled now it�s down to the competitors in the ring to show each other who wants it the most. At opening bell Madison circles Melina trying to gain a decent vantage point on her. Melina thought just keeps her front to Madison not wanting to reveal her back incase Madison was to end this match early. HC Logan is telling both ladies to do something as this ECWF crowd are getting restless. Madison who gets affected by the crowd turns her head for a split second and WHAM! Melina knocks her on her ass with a brutal stiff shot to the face. Melina is now in control of this match.
- Madison screams trying her best to cover up from Melina�s offensive. Melina wraps her hands around Madison�s throat and squeezes her jugular while all the while maintaining a straight face. HC Logan knowing he can�t DQ her has no choice but to watch on helpless.
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