Entire Roster (Excluding: Genocide & Darkside) The time has come. World War 3 begins with fire and explosions. The rabid crowd cheer wildly, waving signs in support of their favored ECWF superstar. The ring is set and ready, the battlefield awaits. The camera pans the ring and the referees surrounding it. On the far side, standing proudly in an ECWF Official's shirt...is none other than Edward Spirit. There is a calm look about him, being in front of thousands of screaming fans doesn't seem to bother the father of an Icon. Yet behind his aged eyes, Edward's mind turns with the possible ramifications of tonight. The calls he must make, what he may witness concerning his eldest son...all of it unpredictable. Sitting in the announcers booth is former ECWF World champion, Sonny Siaki and former WCWF alumi-commentator, Alyssa-Marie. To very experienced persons, ready to call this battle royal as it unfolds. It is Sonny's voice which is heard first as he speaks loudly to be heard over the din of the roaring crowd. Sonny Siaki: "Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to World War 3! This year's battle royal is the most anticipated, the most competitive, and may be the most destructive one we've had in several years here in the ECWF." Alyssa-Marie: "I can't wait for it to begin Sonny. Back on the west coast, we all used to watch this pay per view. It is the one pay per view of the ECWF every WCWF superstar could not resist. It was our guilt pleasure to watch it...and now I have a front row seat!" Sonny Siaki: "The best seat in the house to be sure. With the caliber of superstars in this event...I can only say that the people watching at home and here in Miami are going to be witnessing history in the making." Alyssa-Marie: "I just got word from the control area Sonny...let's get this show started!" Alyssa could not contain her squeal of joy as the lights in the arena dimmed. The crowd immediately feel silent, for they already knew who to expect. And every man, woman, and child keep their eyes to the stage as the familiar blue and white strobe began to flicker across the darkness. Sonny Siaki: "The electricity in the air is making the hairs on the back of my neck stand up..." The opening guitar riff of "Sweet Daze" crackles to life over the P.A. The crowd's tension mounts. The riff abruptly pauses... Alyssa-Marie: "I love this part..." KA-BOOM! Fireworks explode off the stage in the same instant the song kicks back in with its heavy guitars. The crowd ERUPTS into cheers and even Alyssa can be heard giving a joyous shout. Jason Spirit emerges from the control area and storms onto the stage. He stops atop it, dressed in a pair of navy blue Adidas pants and a white, sleeveless "Punisher" skull t-shirt. With the color's reversed, the blackened skull seems to pop out of the fabric. The camera quickly snaps to a shot of Edward Spirit, as he gazes up at the stage from the far side of the ring. His calm expression has not changed and he looks at his son without the same enthusiasm as the crowd. Jason makes his way down to the ring. Focused, determined, intensity burning in his emerald green eyes. There is no doubt in his mind that this will be the longest battle he's ever fought. He climbs into the ring, entering through the middle ropes. Jason ascends the nearest turnbuckle and raises a fist into the air to acknowledge the fans who cheer him. Sonny Siaki: "This man is still the ECWF Icon in my eyes. And I have a feeling he is going to prove himself here tonight." Alyssa-Marie: "Jason certainly has a mountain to climb if he expects to win this thing and Ashe Draven has done everything in his power to ensure it won't happen." Jason hops down off the turnbuckle and walks over to the far end of the ring. He stops at the ropes and meets his father's gaze as Jason's theme continues to play. Sonny Siaki: "You have to wonder what is going through the minds of those men right now..." "Sweet Daze" fades out and Jason heads back to the center of the ring. he sets his gaze to the stage as �Breaking The Habit� By Linkin Park starts to play along with its own light-show. Alyssa-Marie: "And here comes our second man! Extreme Daredevil, Jeff Hardy! The fans are going wild for him!" Hardy dances out to the beat of his music and excites the crowd more as he acknowledges them. Dressed in his baggy pants and tight, torn t-shirt, with his hair and array of colors...Jeff makes his way down to the ring while slapping the hands of fans who hold them outstretched. Sonny Siaki: "Hardy is another man whom Ashe saw fit to pull the strings against. It is perhaps the only thing Spirit and Hardy have in common." Jeff grabs the top rope and flips himself over it and into the ring. He lands on his feet and locks eyes with Jason. In the back of his mind is the question of whether or not Spirit will make a truce as he suggested the other day. Alyssa-Marie: "These two men have a bit of history and this is the first time in a long time they've been in the same ring for the same match!" The music stops and the lights go up. The crowd doesn't slow its swelling uproar as Jason and Jeff begin to circle around each other. Edward Spirit turns and points to the time keeper... ding-ding-ding Sonny Siaki: "There's the bell...the World War 3 Battle Royal is underway!" Alyssa-Marie: "Spirit and Hardy lock up!" Slapping their arms down upon each other, they grapple. The struggle is brief as Jason overpowers Jeff. He pulls him in while driving a knee into his gut and hooking a leg, before delivering a Fisherman's suplex. Hardy's body hits the mat and flops off the canvas. But the daredevil springs back to his feet and charges at Spirit. Jason only gets to turn around before getting hit with a short clothesline. Its enough to send him down to his back and for Hardy to follow through with a leg drop. Alyssa-Marie: "Nice recovery by Hardy, he is now in control." Jeff grabs his arm and pulls Jason up. He whips him to the ropes and hits Spirit with a dropkick as he rebounds. The momentum builds as the crowd cheers and Hardy takes the legs of Spirit. He falls backward and slingshots Jason into the corner. Spirit's jaw snaps of the top turnbuckle and he stumbles back and away from the corner, where Hardy gives him a forceful dropkick from behind...sending Jason right to the ropes! Spirit flips over the top and holds on for dear life. His butt hits the apron and he quickly rolls into the ring after the very close call. Hardy is immediately on him, putting the boots to his ribs. Sonny Siaki: "Jason's quest almost ended right there. That is how this match works folks. It only takes a single slip or mistake and you are out." Hardy drags Spirit up to his feet after kicking him. He goes to whip him to the ropes again, but gets reversed! Jeff rebounds off the ropes and Jason NAILS him with a powerslam. The crowd cheers, they love both men, as Jason waits for Hardy to get up. He stalks behind him and just as Jeff is to his feet, Jason comes up and wraps his arms around his waist. Alyssa-Marie: "Nasty German suplex! Hardy just folded up like an accordion!" BUZZ! The buzzer sounds as the first two minutes are up. The Hardy Boy's remix theme plays and the crowd goes wild as Kid Extreme darts out of the control area and rushes to the ring. Sonny Siaki: "It's the Kid! Now Spirit has to contend with both member of Team Extreme!" After delivering a DDT to Jeff, Jason stands as Kid dives through the ropes. Spirit is rushed and hit with the X-Buster gore! Kid drills him into the mat and after the move, begins to slug away furiously at Jason while Spirit shields his head. Alyssa-Marie: "Hardy is coming over and stopping Kid." With a tap on the shoulder, Jeff halts Kid's assault. The two men lock eyes then nod, before each taking an arm of Spirit and hauling him up to his feet. They send Jason to the ropes and as he comes back...he gets hit with a double dropkick! Kid and Hardy kip backup to their feet simultaneously to the delight of the crowd. Jeff points to the turnbuckle and instructs Kid to climb it. He does so as Hardy pulls Jason to his feet. Jeff hooks the head and smirks as he lifts his arm. The crowd goes wild as Hardy executes the Twist of Fate! Jason is slammed to the mat and Kid immediately jumps off the top turnbuckle with the Swanton Bomb! Sonny Siaki: "Jason just got NAILED with Team Extreme's famous finishers! Now they are bringing him to the ropes." Kid and Jeff drag Jason to the ropes and start to push him over the top. Spirit grabs the middle and top rope and struggles to stay in this match. The crowd watches as the camera shows Edward Spirit looking on, waiting to see if he is going to have to make his first call of the evening... BUZZ! "Are you Ready" by Three Days Grace plays and the fans cheer loudly as Cody Rhodes dashes down to the ring. He jumps up after sliding under the bottom rope and charges Team Extreme. He pulls Kid away from Jason and spins him around. Cody puts the boots to Kid and snaps him back with DDT! Hardy lets go of Spirit, knowing he has too good of a grip on the ropes to be eliminated. Jason drops to the apron and rolls back into the ring. Alyssa-Marie: "Team Extreme is now focusing on Cody." Jeff comes up and decks Cody across the face. Hardy and Cody exchange punches as Kid recovers and gets to his feet...only to be knocked back down as Jason slugs him from behind with a stiff double axe handle. Kid is on all fours and Jason swings a skilled kick right into his gut, forcing Kid to his back. Spirit reaches down and pulls him up by his neck with both hands, then drives the knee into Kid's abs before hooking his head and executing the Spirit Driver! Sonny Siaki: "There's a little payback for you." Meanwhile, Cody has Jeff locked in an abdominal stretch. Hardy fights the pain as he struggles to break free. Finally, Cody lifts Hardy up and brings him down onto his knee with a backbreaker. Jason attempts to throw Kid over, but he clings to the ropes. Spirit pushes, trying to eliminate him, but to no avail. Cody starts to make his way over to them and is suddenly stopped as Jeff reaches out and grabs his arm. He yanks Cody back and flips him with a snap mare which Hardy follows up with a firm headlock. BUZZ! "Lollipop Porn Bitch" by Crazy Town starts to play and Chandler James struts out in a provocative, cleavage baring outfit. The fans holler at her as she makes her way down to the ring. Instead of getting inside, Chandler makes her way around to the announcer's table. She locks eyes with Alyssa-Marie and glares. Alyssa-Marie: "You best get into that ring..." Chandler scoffs and shakes her head. She then reaches out and SLAPS Alyssa Marie right across the face, knocking her headset right off! Alyssa rubs her face as she looks up at Chandler in shock. Chandler blows her a mocking kiss before finally turning around and getting into the ring. Sonny Siaki: "Are you okay Alyssa? Wh-where are you going?!" Alyssa rushes into the ring and jumps in. She dives and tackles Chandler James from behind and starts slapping her across the face. Chandler fights back and soon both ladies are rolling along the mat, engaged in a heated 'cat fight'. Sonny Siaki: "Oh man..." Kid Extreme and Jason have brought their fight away from e ropes and now grapple in the middle of the ring. Kid hits a quick hip toss, but Spirit springs backup to his feet. Kid charges at him with a clothesline and Jason's skilled foot kicks out, hitting Kid square in the chest. Spirit then hops and hits him with a Van Damme-style roundhouse kick. Kid crashes to the canvas. Cody has Hardy backed against the corner as he takes body shots, punishing Jeff's ribs with boxing like punches. Cody stops his assault and takes a step back to prepare for a bigger move, when suddenly, Hardy grabs his head and swings him right into the top turnbuckle pad, smashing his face onto it. BUZZ! "Since you've been gone� By Kelly Clarkson starts to play and the Women's World Champion herself walks out to a loud cheer. Kelly rushes into the ring and to the aid of her fellow broadcast partner, Alyssa-Marie. Chandler has Alyssa pinned down to the mat and a good grip of her hair which she uses to mercilessly slam Alyssa's head into the canvas. Kelly grabs Chandler by her hair and tears her off of Alyssa. Chandler is spun around and receives a nice roundhouse kick from Kelly as she executes the move in perfect Jason Spirit-fashion. Her foot slams across Chandler's pretty face and sends the diva to the mat. Chandler pushes up to all fours when Kelly's fist decks her across the jaw. The Women's champ then hauls her up and hits the K.C. Cutter. Sonny Siaki: "That-a-girl Kelly!" Alyssa gets to her feet as Kelly brings Chandler's lifeless body to the ropes. Clarkson smirks back at Alyssa and gestures for her to handle the honors. Alyssa gladly obliges and throws Chandler over the top rope with the help of Kelly. Edward Spirit calls it and Chandler is eliminated. Sonny Siaki: "There's our first elimination of the evening." Kelly then holds the ropes open for Alyssa to step through. Kelly then surveys the ring. Hardy and Cody tug or war as they reverse and counter each other's hammerlocks and armbars. Meanwhile, Jason has Kid placed in a Boston Crab. Kelly decides to bide her time until the buzz sounds... BUZZ! Sonny Siaki: "Oh...my...God...Here Comes the Pain!!" "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit plays and the crowd ERUPTS as Brock Lesnar storms out of the control area. He is massive and dressed in his traditional tights. The former 2-time ECWF World Heavyweight champion looks around with a menacing grin before heading toward the ring. Alyssa-Marie: "Ugh, I hate that girl. Anyways, what's going on?" Sonny Siaki: "Welcome back Alyssa, you're just in time to witness the arrival of the next big thing!" Brock walks up to the apron and stops. He locks his sights on Jason Spirit, who releases the Boston Crab on Kid Extreme. Kelly comes up and takes over from there, casting a worried look between Jason and Brock, before dragging Kid up to his feet and whipping him into the opposite corner. Alyssa-Marie: "Just look at how Brock and Jason are locking eyes...that is intense Sonny!" Sonny Siaki: "Everyone knows Brock was put into this battle royal for one reason and one reason only...to eliminate Jason Spirit." The crowd is livid as Jason steps a bit closer to the ropes and holds out his hand. With one solid motion, he gestures for Brock to "bring it". Lesnar grins as he hops up onto the apron with one jump, like he used to do with his traditional entrances. Then Jason takes off! He charges straight and Brock and RAMS his body into the monster...sending Brock flying off the apron and crashing down to the floor. Spirit steps through the middle ropes...and hops down to the floor. Alyssa-Marie: "Jason is going right after him!" Sonny Siaki: "And its important for everyone watching to remember, Jason is not eliminated, for he did not go OVER the top rope." Lesnar gets to his feet as Jason rushes up to him, cocking an arm back. Spirit lets his fist fly with a roar and cracks Brock across the face. Jason stops as Brock's head is snapped to the right and watches as Lesnar doesn't budge, only turns his head back to glare down at Jason. Alyssa-Marie: "That was one heck of a haymaker and Brock just TOOK it! " Then the counter strike...Brock's fist slams into Jason's head and sends the Icon right down to the floor. Lesnar reaches down and lifts him up by the collar of his shirt. Brock drives a headbutt into Jason before tossing him like a rag doll down onto the steel ramp. Lesnar stalks after him as Jason crawls his way up the ramp. Sonny Siaki: "I bet there is a smile on Draven's face right now." Alyssa-Marie: "And inside the ring, Hardy, Cody, Kelly, and Kid are going at it. Kid has Kelly on the ropes and Cody is showing some technical savvy here as he continues to work on the lower back of Jeff Hardy." Cody keeps Hardy down with a surfboard stretch as Kid tries to throw Kelly over the top. The Women's champ retaliates with a sharp elbow. Kid stumbles back, giving Kelly enough room to turn around and grab him. She plants Kid with a facebuster. Sonny Siaki: "Lesnar and Spirit are now on the stage..." The camera snaps to a shot of both men on the stage. Jason is in a kickboxing stance and Brock raises his arms, ready to grapple. Lesnar steps toward him and Jason kicks out. He hits Brock in his massive chest and doesn't let up. Spirit snaps his leg out and slams his boot into the monster, driving him back a step. The crowd rallies behind him as Jason as he forces Lesnar closer to the edge of the stage. With another roar and leap, Jason hits Brock with an action-movie worth jumping roundhouse kick that sends the monster stumbling back to the very edge. Alyssa-Marie: "Brock's balance is faltering and Jason revs up..." Brock swings his arms, trying to maintain balance as Jason pivots his foot. Spirit then steps forward and brings his leg up for the final blow, then... BAM! Sonny Siaki: "WHOA! Spirit is down!" Lesnar regained his balance in the same instant and threw his body weight forward, launching his arm out to bash into Jason with a monster clothesline that has ended matches against lesser men. Jason hits the steel stage and rolls around in pain. Brock just grins down at him before scooping him up onto his shoulders... Alyssa-Marie: "Oh this is going to be bad..." Sonny Siaki: "Devastating F-5!" Brock executes his finisher, the F-5, and Spirit's body cracks on the unforgiving steel. The crowd boos as Lesnar grabs one leg and drags Jason down the ramp and back to the ring. BUZZ! "Prayer" by Disturbed starts to play and Angel makes his way out. he cautiously makes his way around Brock who slowly drags Jason's lifeless body down to the ring. Angel gets into the ring and decides to go after Cody Rhodes right off. he comes from behind and knocks Cody down with a shoulder block as Rhodes attempted to follow up a body slam to Hardy. Angel takes hold of Cody's head and swings him around to the ropes, booting him in the head as he rebounds. Meanwhile, Kelly finds herself the victim of a swinging DDT by Kid Extreme. She lays sprawled out on the mat as Kid ascends the turnbuckle. With a taunt to the fans, he flips off with a Senton Bomb, crashing across Kelly's body. Alyssa-Marie: "Big move by Kid and Kelly is rolled into a ball of hurt." Jeff crawls into the nearest corner and takes a precious moment of rest. He looks over to see Jason being rolled back into the ring by Brock, Hardy's old nemesis. Lesnar climbs up onto the apron and enters the ring. Cody takes Angel down with a European uppercut followed by a Dragon screw. Kelly slowly gets to her feet as Kid comes up to her. He scoops Kelly up to attempt a piledriver, but the Women's champ counters with a hurricanrana! Sonny Siaki: "Great move by Kelly!" Kid hits the mat and Kelly gets to her feet. Cody glances over as he hears Jason shout. Brock lifts him up into a powerbomb and Spirit gathers what he can to strike back, pounding at Lesnar's head as he carries the Icon with little effort toward the ropes. Kelly also sees this and rushes to Jason's aid, she plants a dropkick into Brock's chest, stopping the monster's advance long enough for Cody to come in form behind with a chop block to Lesnar's knee. Brock drops down to one knee and Jason slugs away at him. He finally falls back onto the mat with Jason still punching away. With a grunt Brock tosses Spirit off of him and sits up. Alyssa-Marie: "Brock is going after Kelly!" Kelly backs up slowly until her back hits the ropes. She gazes up at Brock who approaches quickly. Just then, Cody rams his body into Brock's knocking him away. He pays the price though as Brock recovers almost immediately and tackles the young man with authority, nearly breaking him in half with the move. Sonny Siaki: "That was just brutal! Years of football have served Lesnar well." Kelly tries to help her savior by jumping onto Brock's back and locking in a sleeper hold. Lesnar swings back and froth, whipping the smaller Clarkson around like a monkey on his back. he reaches back and grabs Kelly's hair, she yelps as he pulls her over his shoulder into a fireman's carry. With a roar, he slams Kelly to the mat with a Samoan driver. Alyssa-Marie: "Poor Kelly!" She and Cody roll around on the mat in pain, Jason lays there still in a world of hurt after the F-5, and Hardy keeps himself in the corner to avoid detection as he rests up. Brock looks around for his next target and finds Kid Extreme. Busy with Angel, Kid doesn't notice Brock come up behind him. Angel backs up with a smirk on his face as Kid gets the hint that something is wrong. He feels Lesnar's arms wrap around him and then lift him up. Brock drills Kid with a German suplex...the does two more in a row. Angel leans back against the ropes with a grin, watching this. Sonny Siaki: "Hey, who is that?" Sonny asks as a man in white face paint hops the barricade and comes up to the ring behind Angel. He reaches up and pulls down on the top rope, causing Angel to tip right over the top and fall to the floor. Edward Spirit calls the elimination as this mystery man starts to brawl with Angel, taking it though the crowd. Alyssa-Marie: "Angel has just been eliminated by that weird guy. And Lesnar stands in the ring admist the carnage, everyone else is down..." BUZZ! "Heartbreaker" By Rasmus starts to play and Ashlyn James bounces out in a cute outfit. Brock watches with a raised eyebrow as this eye candy makes her way to the ring. She climbs into the ring and approaches Brock with a bit of a pout on her lips. He stands there as Ashlyn walks right up to him and runs a hand over his muscled chest. She gives Brock a seductive look as she runs her soft hands over him. Sonny Siaki: "I guess the question here is, can the beauty tame the beast?" Ashlyn keeps her beautiful eyes locked on him and Brock stares right back. She runs a hand up to his cheek and then trails it down his face. That is when Brock reaches up and grasps her wrist. The crowd cheers as Ashlyn is struck with fear. Lesnar pulls her in and plants a kiss on her! Alyssa-Marie: "Yuk!" Ashlyn slaps at his arm helplessly until Brock breaks the kiss. With a wide grin, he wipes his lips. Ashlyn then all out SLAPS him...and the crowd falls dead silent. Sonny Siaki: "Such a tragic end to a brief romance..." Sonny snickers as Brock lunges and hits Ashlyn with a monstrous clothesline. Ms. James collapses to the mat, nearly unconscious. Lesnar simply scoops her over his shoulder, letting her lifeless body hang off him as he walks with her to the ropes. He grins again after giving her ass a firm pat and then sends her over the top rope and down to the floor. Edward Spirit calls the elimination. Alyssa-Marie: "Hopefully when she wakes up, Ashlyn will just think it was a nightmare." Brock turns back as Jason gets to his feet. The two men once again lock eyes from across the ring. Spirit readies himself and Lesnar simply smirks. At that moment, Kid Extreme grabs Jason from behind and hits a neckbreaker. Brock then turns his sights onto Jeff Hardy. Sonny Siaki: "Lesnar and Hardy have a storied history folks. They have battled for the coveted World Heavyweight championship, a battle Hardy won with the help of his ex-wife Krystal. And I'm sure Brock is still sore over that." Hardy and Brock circle each other. The Jeff sprints and takes a dive at Lesnar's legs. he hits his knee with a short dropkick and Brock drops once again to one knee. Jeff then dropkicks him in the head to send the monster to the mat for the first time in this match! Hardy thrives off the momentum and springboards off the ropes with a moonsault, splashing down across Brock's chest. Alyssa-Marie: "Cody is getting to his feet now." Cody stands and walks over to Hardy. They exchange a nod before pulling Brock to his feet. Cody and Hardy double Irish whip him into the ropes. Cody goes low as Hardy goes high. Jeff hits a flying clothesline as Cody spears Lesnar, together they bring the beast down with the double team moves. Sonny Siaki: "And now Kelly is getting back up." The Women's champ makes it to her feet wearily. Once again she sees the Jason is in trouble. Kid has him in the corner and is trying to throw him over. Kelly comes up and pulls Kid back. Jason puts his feet back down on the mat inside the ring. Kid shoves Kelly down to the mat with an angered grunt. He turns just in time for Jason to crack him in the head with a right hook. Alyssa-Marie: "That had to rattle some teeth." Kelly stands up and kicks Kid's feet out from under him. When he hits the mat, Kelly looks to Jason. He nods and scoops her up in his arms. Then Spirit body slams Kelly onto Kid, in an unorthodox double team move. Kelly rolls off and pulls Kid to his feet. Jason comes from behind and lifts Kid up on his shoulders so he is sitting atop them. Kelly quickly ascends the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a missile dropkick. Jason falls back with the impact, slamming Kid to the canvas. Sonny Siaki: "Nice move by Kelly and Spirit." Meanwhile, Lesnar managed to catch Hardy with a clothesline. Cody mounted an offense and began to trade blows with Lesnar. Unfortunately, the smaller Cody lost this contest and is now hoisted up onto the shoulders of Brock. With a grin, he executes another F-5. Cody crashes to the mat in a heap. Brock then walks over to the turnbuckle and starts to take off the pad. Alyssa-Marie: "What does Brock intend to do?!" He tosses the pad and heads to Hardy who is slowly getting up. Lesnar then whips him into the exposed corner. Jeff lets out a roar of pain as his back his the metal buckle. Brock comes up as Hardy sinks down, hanging off the ropes. He then hoists Hardy up into a Gorilla press, then lets him drop...his head smacks off the exposed buckle and blood spurts out. Sonny Siaki: "Hardy is busted open!" BUZZ! Metallica's -Of Wolf and Man starts to play as ECWF newcomer, Mike Prizo runs out and down to the ring. Alyssa-Marie: "We are now officially half way through the battle royal. Mike Prizo comes in as number ten." Making a common decision, Prizo goes after the biggest man first...Brock Lesnar. Prizo grabs him and spins him around before popping Brock in the face with lefts and rights. Sonny Siaki: "Prizo is on FIRE!" He backs Brock up to the ropes, still punching away. Lesnar can't shield himself quick enough and gets hammered. Prizo then shoves him against the ropes in and attempt to push him over. Cody then joins the effort as Brock fights back. Kelly, Jason, and Jeff join them and together the entirety of contestants force Brock over the top rope, but he isn't all the way over yet as Lesnar hangs on for dear life. Alyssa-Marie: "Here comes Kid Extreme!" Kid runs up and throws his body into the pack. The force of impact is enough to send Brock toppling over and down to the floor. Edward Spirit calls the elimination. Sonny Siaki: "And Lesnar is gone! But I think the damage was done. Hardy is bleeding and Jason Spirit has just dropped to his knees with exhaustion." Alyssa-Marie: "Not just Jason...Kelly, Cody, and Kid look all but spent as well." Prizo has prime pickings and he chooses Cody. Mike grabs him and whips him into the exposed corner. Cody cries out in pain and stumbles out. Prizo then wraps his arms around him and hits a belly to back suplex. Kid stands and makes his way to Kelly before pulling her up and throwing her to the ropes. He tries to toss her over, but Kelly grasps the top rope as she flips to the outside. Sonny Siaki: "Close call...and here comes Spirit!" It is now Jason's turn to repay the favor as he pulls Kid off of Kelly and spins him around. Jason double under-hooks Kid's arms and drops back with a DDT, Mick Foley-style. Alyssa-Marie: "Bang! Bang!" Alyssa gleefully shouts. Both men lay there as Kelly gets back into the ring. Prizo and Cody duke it out while Hardy takes another moment to recover. Then after a few more moments, the buzzer sounds... BUZZ! "Everybody's Fool� By Evanescence starts to play and the crowd gives a loud pop as Jillian Malice makes her way down to the ring. She climbs in and sets her sights immediately upon Cody and Prizo. With quickness and agility she sprints over and spears Cody to the mat before springing up to her feet. She then takes Prizo by the arm as she avoids a right hand swings him into a stiff kick to the gut. Jill hooks his head and hits a snap DDT before jumping back up again. Cody is on his feet, but Jill grabs the back of his head and with effort, throws him right over the top rope and down to the floor! Alyssa-Marie: "Cody is gone!" Jill then spots Kid pulling himself up with the aid of the ropes while Kelly and Jason rest. Malice sees her opportunity and runs at him...with a one-legged dropkick....the WCWF Legend sends Kid Extreme over the top rope and down to the floor! Sonny Siaki: "Kid is gone!" Both eliminations get called by Edward Spirit as the crowd cheers. Prizo rushes up and hits Jill from behind. He knocks her to the mat and smirks down at her as she lands on her butt. Jill frowns back and kicks her leg out, planting her boot right into his knee. Prizo yelps and hobbles back holding his knee in pain. Jill stands as he falls back against the ropes and she simply SHOVES him over! Alyssa-Marie: "Prizo is gone! Woo hoo! My girl is on FIRE now!" Edward Spirit calls the elimination as Prizo hits the floor below. Jill then sets her sights on Jeff Hardy. The crowd roars as Jill and Hardy lock up. Malice sends him to the ropes and hits a back body drop off the rebound. She then picks him up and executes an STO. Meanwhile, Jason stands in the corner resting up, for it has been along battle so far and its only half over. Kelly also takes a breather. BUZZ! "My Time is Now" starts to play and the crowd goes CRAZY as John Cena rushes to the ring. He dives in and goes right for Jillian, spearing her off her feet! Jason comes out of the corner right away to help her as Hardy gets up. Spirit pulls Cena off Jill and both John and Jason lock eyes as they stand face to face. Sonny Siaki: "Jason and Cena are in a stare down so intense you can cut it with a knife and serve it with a fine wine!" Hardy makes his way over to the ropes and slides out under the bottom one. Kelly then heads over to Jillian. The two women lock up. Jill outsmarts the Women's champ with an eye poke, then follows up with a bulldog. Alyssa-Marie: "Jason and John are trading fists!" John slugs away at Jason, he then scoops Jason up and immediately hits the F.U. The crowd bursts into cheers. Meanwhile, Jeff Hardy drags a ladder out from under the ring. Sonny Siaki: "What is Hardy doing with a ladder?!" He pushes it into the ring and gets back in. He sets it up in the corner, still folded up. Hardy comes up to Cena from behind and whips him across the ring... CRASH! And right into the ladder! John falls to the mat holding his back in pain as Jeff grabs the ladder and sets it up near Jason. He climbs all the way to the top and throws out his arms. The crowd goes wild as Hardy falls off the top of the ladder with a Swanton Bomb, hitting Spirit. Alyssa-Marie: "What a move!" BUZZ! "My Way" by Limp Bizkit plays and Madison Jayde makes her way to the ring. She jumps in and goes right after John Cena. Jayde assaults him with kicks and punches, before driving him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. She then locks her arms around him and wraps her legs over his in a grapevine as Madison applies a triangle chokehold. Sonny Siaki: "Some major aggression from Madison. Cena is locked tight in that chokehold." Meanwhile, Jill and Kelly trade moves back and forth. A suplex, a armbar, a body slam...neither woman gaining the distinct advantage, until... Alyssa-Marie: "Jill clocks Kelly with a hard right hand and gets back to back with her. She is hooking the arms..." Malice places Kelly into an Eastern Stretch, extending her spine as she leans forward. Kelly struggles and cries out in pain. In the middle of the ring, Hardy drags Jason up to his feet after both men laid in heap on the mat following that Swanton Bomb. Jeff turns and folds the ladder. He then swings it and hits Jason in the head. A loud SMACK echoes throughout the arena and blood gushes out of a new wound near the temple of Spirit's head. Sonny Siaki: "What a shot!" Hardy then lays the ladder down across the mat. He grabs Jason and lifts him up, executing a suplex right onto the ladder. Spirit's spine connects with a loud snap off the metal and he roars in pain. BUZZ! "Changes" by Deftones starts to play and the crowd boos wildly. Ashe Draven makes his way out dressed in black Adidas pants and black tank top. His hair is pulled back into a pony tail and he eyes the ring eagerly as he takes his time walking down to it. Alyssa-Marie: "And at number 14, the devil himself enters the battle royal!" Sonny Siaki: "Not quite Alyssa..." Instead of getting into the ring right away, Ashe roams around the outside, examining everything that is going on. Hardy stands and glares at Draven through blood-rimmed eyes. Jeff then takes off and dives right through the ropes! He SPEARS Draven right down to the floor and the two men start to brawl. Alyssa-Marie: "Cena is still locked in that choke hold, Madison is just sapping his strength." While John struggles to break free... Kelly manages to shift her body weight and flip backward off Jill's back. As she falls, Kelly hooks Jill's head and drives her down to the mat with a DDT. Kelly catches her breath, she has been in this match for quite some time now. To her dismay, Jill gets back up. Malice turns to the Women's champ and pulls her up to her feet. She then hoists her up onto her shoulders again and executes Jude's Revenge. Sonny Siaki: "I think that took the last bit of fight right out of poor Kelly." Clarkson lays motionless on the mat after the move. Jill pulls her up again and then tosses her over the top rope. Kelly hits the floor and Edward Spirit calls the elimination. Alyssa-Marie: "It was a valiant effort by our good friend and Women's champion. She did a lot better than some of the "real" wrestlers in this event." Jillian then heads over to Jason who lays there in pain. His body on fire and bleeding. She then casts her eyes to the stage as the buzzer then sounds... BUZZ! "Luxurious" by Gwen Stefani plays and the crowd cheers as Stacy Cena runs down to the ring. She dives in and pulls Madison off of John right away. Stacy slaps Jayde across the face and Madison fights back with a right hook. Jayde then kicks Stacy and brings her down with a leg scissors. Meanwhile, on the outside, Draven whips Hardy into the steel stairs. The crash is loud and painful. Ashe then goes for a snap kick as Hardy rests against the steps. Jeff moves at the last second and Ashe bashes his foot into the steel. He grunts with pain and Hardy grabs his leg. Jeff then hits an enziguri, taking both men down. Sonny Siaki: "Hardy whips Ashe into the barrier and hops up onto it..." Jeff leaps off and takes Ashe down with a 'Litacanrana'! The fans eat it up as Draven is forced onto the floor by his head. Back in the ring, Jill leaves Jason for the moment and heads over to John Cena. She takes him up in her arms and hits a cradle piledriver. She then locks him in the Buzz Killer. BUZZ! Dirrty By Xtina Aguilera plays and the Huntington Beach Princess, Talia Ortiz makes her way out. She gets into the ring quickly and goes straight for Madison and Stacy. She takes Jayde by surprise and hits her finisher, Light Out. Madison's lights certainly go out as she is drilled into the canvas by the reverse Russian legsweep. Alyssa-Marie: "And now Talia is going for Stacy." Stacy pulls herself up with the aid of the ropes, which proves to be a mistake. Talia comes up to her and shoves her over the top rope! Edward Spirit calls the elimination. And Talia turns around to scoop up Madison. Jayde fights back, however, as Ortiz attempts to throw her over the top. The two women struggle furiously. Sonny Siaki: "Ashe and Hardy are now back into the ring!" Jeff rolls Ashe into the ring and follow him right in. Draven kips up to his feet right away and spins on his heel, throwing out his leg and catching Jeff with a spin kick. Hardy goes down like a ton of bricks as blood flies out of the corner of his mouth. Alyssa-Marie: "Spirit is getting to his feet!" Finally spotting Ashe, Jason charges at him. Draven hears the charge and twirls around in just enough time to block a punch. Ashe kicks out, but Jason bats the leg away as he tries to drive a knee into Draven's midsection. Ashe avoids it as he sucks in his gut. Draven lashes out with fists and Spirit goes on the defensive. Both men battle furiously without gaining a decisive hit. Sonny Siaki: "This is it folks! What Jason had been waiting for this WHOLE match...and now he's got it." Jillian drags a weakened Cena to the ropes and tries to throw him over, but John grabs hold of the bottom and top rope. He struggles to stay in this event as the buzzer sounds... BUZZ! "My Last Breath" by Evanescence plays and Christian Cage makes his way out. When he gets into the ring, Cage goes for the easiest target...Ortiz and Jayde. He simply walks up and grabs Ortiz's legs out from under her. He flips both women over the top with ease and Edward Spirit calls both eliminations. Alyssa-Marie: "Ortiz and Jayde are gone!" Christian smirks and dusts his hands off in a cocky fashion. He then goes over to assist his buddy John Cena, pulling Jill away from him. John drops to the apron on the outside and rolls back in as Cage whips Jill across the ring to the ropes. He hits Malice with a flapjack as the crowd cheers. Sonny Siaki: "Ashe knocks Spirit down with a roundhouse kick and Christian is setting Malice up for the Unprettier." Cage hits the Unprettier. He then pulls Jillian over to the ropes and tries to eliminate her. Malice holds on for dear life, much like John before her...then Cena steps up to help Christian, making the battle to stay in this even tougher for the WCWF Legend. Alyssa-Marie: "Hardy is now up and going after Ashe!" Hardy joins the fray and attacks Ashe from behind. Jeff slugs away at ECWF's owner as Jason gets back to his feet. Spirit comes up to them and momentarily locks eyes with Hardy. Both men nod in agreement and hook Ashe's head, then give him a double DDT. Sonny Siaki: "Spirit and Hardy are working together against Ashe!" Hardy goes over to the ladder and sets it up. Jason pulls Ashe to his feet, only to deliver a jackknife powerbomb to him! The crowd cheers as Jeff gets to the top of the ladder once again. He then dives off and crashes down onto Ashe with a Five-Star-Frog splash! Alyssa-Marie: "Shades of the late Eddie Guerro!" Hardy rolls off of Ashe, clutching his stomach while Jason hauls Draven to his feet. Spirit wipes the blood off the side of his face and smirks, for its his turn. With a angered yell, Jason lifts Ashe up and executes the Spirit Driver! Sonny Siaki: "Draven's plans are crumbling! Hardy and Spirit just might beat the devil a this own game!" BUZZ! Alyssa-Marie: "Its Krystal!" "People Hate Me" by Murderdolls plays and instead of coming from the ramp...Krystal hops the barricade! Not only that, but she has a wooden bat in her hands as she dives into the ring! Krystal rushes up and swings the bat... CRACK! Right into Jason Spirit's ribs! The roar of pain as he goes down is louder than the jeering crowd. No time to bask in the achievement, Krystal whirls around to face her own ex-husband. Jeff stops a good distance away to stay out of reach of the bat as he stares at his ex-wife. Sonny Siaki: "Close call for Jillian Malice as she manages to ease herself down onto the apron and roll back in." John and Christian both back up as she rolls back under the bottom rope. All three are taxed by their struggle, but Jill is taxed the most. Yet, she still pulls herself to her feet. Cena and Cage both grab her and Jill reacts instinctively, shooting an elbow into John's jaw and stomping down hard on Christian's foot. As the men break apart, Jill takes Cena's arms and turns her back to him, she executes a Crucifix bomb. John lands on the mat in a heap. Malice then turns to Cage, who is still hobbling on one foot. She takes him down with a quick drop toe hold ala Scott Levy. Jill then takes his legs and slingshots him into the corner turnbuckle...which happens to be the exposed one. Alyssa-Marie: "Oh! Christian is seeing stars after that one." Cage's head bounces off the metal buckle and he stumbles back completely dazed, but not bleeding. Jill grabs him and throws him over the top rope while in his stupor. Edward Spirit calls the elimination. Sonny Siaki: "Christian is outta here! Malice is really wracking up the eliminations here...this one makes 5, the most of any one superstar in this event." BUZZ! "Hollywood" by Madonna plays and ECWF Legend, Miss Holly Wood, runs down to the ring with a mission...to take out Malice who beat her last week. She come sin behind Jill and tackles her to the mat, both ladies trade punches as they fight for the upper hand. Alyssa-Marie: "Hardy with the fake-out and Krystal goes down!" Hardy fakes Krystal out with a charge to the right, then goes left and clotheslines his ex-wife down to the mat. He promptly kicks the bat out of her hands and it goes flying right out of the ring. Jeff lifts her up and whips her right into the ladder. Krystal connects with a clash and the ladder tips over, clattering and folding up on the canvas. She stumbles back and into the arms of Hardy. Jeff lifts her up and body slams her right down onto the ladder! Krystal yells out in pain. Sonny Siaki: "Ashe is getting back up!" Jason is still down, holding his ribs and bleeding from a head wound. He's made it this far and his body looks like its been through a train wreck. With Krystal laid out on the land, Hardy executes a standing moonsault, splashing down onto her and adding further punishment to his ex-wife who cries out in pain. As Jeff stands, Ashe is there to grab him. Draven throws Hardy down to the mat by the collar of his shirt then starts slugging away at the wound in his forehead, making blood spew forth and pour down the Extreme Daredevil's face. Alyssa-Marie: "The look in Ashe's eyes is simply terrifying folks!" BUZZ! "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica starts to play and Jaymz makes his way out to the ring, brandishing his infamous tire iron. The crowd roars as he jumps into the ring and goes right for Holly Wood. With a sharp blow to the back of her head with the tire iron, Jaymz all but knocks Holly right out. She falls limply over Jill who pushes her off and stands. Jaymz then tosses Holly over the top rope like a sack of garbage. Sonny Siaki: "Holly is eliminated! And Jaymz is our last entry in the battle royal." Jillian doesn't wait, she boots Jaymz in the balls, causing him to drop the tire iron as he doubles over, then Malice throws him over the top rope and down he hits the floor. Alyssa-Marie: "Jaymz is gone! That makes 6 eliminations for Jill!" Sonny Siaki: "Wait a minute! What is Jason Sanders doing here?!" Sanders comes out of the crowd and hops the barricade. He walks up to Holly and smirks down at her. Sanders then reaches down and takes off her shirt, leaving her in her bra, before turning to the fans. He holds the shirt up and a few people dish out some cash. Sanders sells the shirt to one lucky fan then goes back to Holly. Alyssa-Marie: "What is the meaning of this?" Sanders then strips off her pants and also sells them to a lucky fan. Holly lays there in her bra and panties as Sanders bargains with a male fan. The male fan convinces Sanders of something, then he walks over to Holly. He takes her bra off, leaving her topless before selling it to the male fan. Sonny Siaki: "This is just degrading!" Finally, Sanders scoops Holly up in his arms and throws her over his shoulder. He gives the fans a grin as many male fans offer cash. Sanders bargains with them to see who will pay the most to get Holly herself. After a bit of debating, Sanders shakes his head. With a smirk he walks off with Holly's body hanging off his shoulders. Alyssa-Marie: "Guess Sanders decided to keep her for himself...I suddenly feel sorry for Holly Wood." Sonny Siaki: "Don't be Alyssa, she had it coming..." As that was going on, Cena and Malice fought a heated contest, both pulling out brutal and technical moves. Meanwhile Ashe continued his assault upon Hardy, tearing the Extreme daredevil up in a bad way. Jason finally got to his feet, but before he could get to Ashe, Krystal stepped into his path. Krystal began to pick Jason apart, starting with his ribs. Alyssa-Marie: "Jill just tossed Cena over!" Jillian fights with everything she's got to push John Cena over as John clings for dear life. Malice kicks at him and finally manages to knock him loose. John hits the floor and Edward Spirit calls the elimination. Sonny Siaki: "Make that 7 for Malice." Jillian then sets her sights on Krystal who just hit Jason with a snap suplex. She takes Krystal from behind and hits the Crucifix Bomb. She then goes to check on Jason once again and it proves to be her undoing. As she tends to him, Krystal recovers and comes up behind Jill. With sharp kick to the back of her head, Krystal puts Malice in a daze and hauls her up to her feet. Krystal then hits the Shattered Krystal, before throwing Jill over the top rope to eliminate her. Alyssa-Marie: "Jillian is gone, but not before raking up the most eliminations in this event." Hardy is whipped to the ropes by Ashe, but instead of rebounding, Jeff hooks the ropes to stop himself. Ashe comes up to him and nearly sends him flipping backward over the top rope with a vicious snap kick, but Hardy's body drops back down in the ring and he lands on his butt with his arms still hanging off the top rope. Ashe stands before him and grabs Jeff by his hair, he starts to lift Hardy up when Jeff drives a knee into Draven's gut. The crowd watches in awe as Hardy plants his shoulder into Ashe as he doubles over. He follows through with a back body drop as he stands and to everyone's shock...sends Ashe over the top rope and down to the floor! Sonny Siaki: "Mr. Spirit calls the elimination and our esteemed own is outta here!" Ashe shoots a glare to Edward Spirit who shrugs, he was only doing the job he was paid to do. Jeff hardly has time to celebrate, for Krystal witnessed her lover's elimination. She immediately charges Jeff, who still hangs off the ropes, and clotheslines him right over the top! Alyssa-Marie: "There goes Hardy! Which leaves Spirit and Krystal as the last two people in the battle royal!" Sonny Siaki: "And here comes Jason!" Spirit yells out as he charges at Krystal. She turns and braces herself at the last moment, but its not enough, the momentum and impact send BOTH Jason and Krystal over the top rope! The crowd roars as they hit the floor. Alyssa-Marie: "Holy Smokes!" Sonny Siaki: "Oh man, it looked like they hit the floor at the same time. Edward Spirit looks lost on what to do." Ashe helps Krystal to her feet as Spirit and Hardy lay in a bloody heap on the floor, both of them breathing hard. Edward goes over to examine the tapes. he debates with the other officials as Hardy slowly gets to his feet. Knowing his fate is sealed, Jeff slowly and painfully makes his way to the back. Sonny Siaki: "You can't take anything away from Jeff Hardy, the man entered at Number 2, eliminated Ashe Draven of all people, and was one of the last superstars thrown out of the battle royal." Alyssa-Marie: "And what about Jason Spirit? The man came in at number ONE, and made it all the way to the end, despite everything Ashe Draven could do to stop him. Unfortunately now, Jason's fate lies in the hands of his father." After another minute of reviewing the tapes and talking with the other officials, Edward Spirit gets a microphone and enters the ring. Ashe holds Krystal in his arms as the lovers wait for his announcement as to who won this event and who will go on to face the World Champion at Heatwave. |