Big Evil.....The Phenom

Introduction - I bet you are all thinking, is this the gothic Undertaker of the biker Undertaker? Well to answer your question, all I need is one word, and that word being..."hybrid". This version of The Undertaker is new, its unique and this version of The Undertaker has guaranteed to take RAW by storm and become a dominant force, just like he was when he was the biker and when he was the gothic Undertaker. Last week on SLAM! The Undertaker had a match against World Champion Christian Cage for the Championship, the match was expectedly close but just as The Undertaker was getting ready to finish off Christian Cage and become the new World Champion, The New Breed interfered, costing The Undertaker the match and the Championship, this week on SLAM! The Undertaker gets a chance to extract revenge when he takes on Ken Kennedy for the Intercontinental Championship.

The scene opens up with a shot of The Undertaker leaving a building. The camera's continue to show The Undertaker walking along the footpath outside of the building, he walks pass two guys standing on the side of the store, The Undertaker's walks out of view but the camera doesn't follow him, the camera stays on the two guys against the store. These two men's identities may be a mystery to some, but for those who have seen their movie, they will realize that the two mean leaning against the grocery store are Jay and Silent Bob!

'J A Y' Hey lunchbox, isn't that the dude from Real Action Wrestling?

|Silent Bob just shrugs his shoulders.|

'J A Y' Dude, I think it was, you know......that guy you like, The Undertaker or something, I swear to God that was him, I can't believe you weren't paying attention tubby, you are the one who has his posters up on your wall!

|Silent Bob still isn't really paying any attention.|

'J A Y' Dude, what the **** are you staring at?

|Silent Bob points to two dogs having sex near the sidewalk. Jay begins laughing.|

'J A Y' Man, that is pretty damn cool

|They both keep staring for a moment before Jay finally stops staring, he then slaps Silent Bob across the back of the head.|

'J A Y' Why the hell did you make me look at that for? Now I lost what I was thinking of?

|Silent Bob pretends he is putting a bandana on. He then points to his forehead.|

'J A Y' What the **** are you doing fatty?

|Silent Bob rolls his eyes into the back of his head.|

'J A Y' What have you been smoking Bob? You told me earlier you were dry!

|Silent Bob begins to get frustrated, he then pretends to Chokeslam himself.|

'J A Y' Okay dude, you just do what ever you are doing over there but I am going to stand here and think about what I was thinking about before you made me look at the two dogs getting it on

Silent Bob loses his temper.

Silent Bob- THE ******* UNDERTAKER YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH! YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW HIM WALK DOWN THAT WAY!

'J A Y' Dude, say it, don't spray it

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|The scene opens up a few hours later with The Undertaker watching television in his hotel room. Suddenly there is a knock at the door, The Undertaker switches his television off and opens up the door to see Jay and Silent Bob dressed as hotel clerks. Jay immediately whispers to Silent Bob|

'J A Y' See dude, I told you it was him.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' You guys don't work for the hotel do you?

'J A Y' Of course we do. What would make you think we wouldn't?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' You guys just don't look like guys who would....you know.....have a job at all. You guys look like the type who smoke drugs and bum around outside some store all day.

'J A Y' Well we actually think them kind of people are pretty cool.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Well they are much cooler than guys who need a group to attack one man and cost him a World Championship

'J A Y' Yeah, I agree totally with that. Hey, aren't you The Undertaker from the RAW fed?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' What's it to you?

'J A Y' Well my friend here happens to be a big fan of yours.

|The Undertaker looks at Silent Bob.|

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Hey

|Silent Bob begins shaking with excitement.|

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Does he talk?

'J A Y' Nope.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' How come?

'J A Y' Well he loves the cock, and this one time while he was suc

|Taker cuts him off|

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Wow, I didn't ask for your life story. Now if you don't mind, I gotta get some rest before I beat the crap out of Ken Kennedy for the Intercontinental Championship next week on SLAM!

'J A Y' WOW! You are versing Mr.Kennedy!

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Yeah, What's it to you?

'J A Y' Dude that match would be awesome! Kennedy is like my second favorite wrestler! Stone Cold is my first! That dudes a legend! Do you think you could get me some tickets for SLAM!

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' No.

'J A Y' Why?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' 'Cause I don't like you.

'J A Y' Why?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' I just said I don't like you.

'J A Y' Why?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Because you are really annoying me........and you sorta smell funny

'J A Y' Why?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Have you showered recently? If not, that could be why?

'J A Y' Why?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' What are you doing?

'J A Y' Why?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Are you trying to act like Stone Cold Steve Austin

'J A Y' Why?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Well he doesn't why? He says What? And it is the most annoying thing in the world.

'J A Y' Why?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Shut up

'J A Y' Why?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Because if you don't, I will throw you out a window.

'J A Y' You know what Taker, you are an asshole! I want tickets!

|Silent Bob slaps Jay across the back of the head after he calls The Undertaker an asshole.|

'J A Y' What the hell was that for fatty? Oh, you are getting all defensive because I just bagged out your precious Undertaker?

|Silent Bob nods his head|

'J A Y' God Bob, you are pathetic

|Silent Bob shakes his head|

'J A Y' Just watch him get his ass kicked on SLAM against MISSSTEEER KENNNNNEEDDDDDYYYY

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Let me cut in right there........did I just here you say that I am going to get my ass kicked on SLAM against Kennedy?

'J A Y' Yeah that is exactly what I said! What? Couldn't you hear me? Why's that, you got a dick in your ear or something?

|Jay begins laughing at his own joke and The Undertaker and Silent Bob just stare at him, The Undertaker than leans over to Silent Bob|

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Don't tell me you are actually friends with that weirdo.

|Silent Bob just shrugs his shoulders as Jay continues laughing. The Undertaker grabs him by the throat and throws him up against the wall and stares into his eyes|

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Listen here punk.....do you seriously think that I could possibly lose to Kennedy....especially with the Intercontinental Championship on the line...

|Jay nods his head|

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' You got guts. But I still don't like you. I should kick your ass right here, right now, but I am not going to because I do not have an anger problem.

|Silent Bob laughs.|

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Instead of hurting you, I will just show you that I am right and you are wrong on SLAM when I kick the crap out of Ken Kennedy and become the first ever RAW Intercontinental Champion!

|The Undertaker smirks at Jay and then releases him from the choke hold. The Undertaker then walks back into his room and shuts the door|