Big Evil.....The Phenom

Introduction - I bet you are all thinking, is this the gothic Undertaker of the biker Undertaker? Well to answer your question, all I need is one word, and that word being..."hybrid". This version of The Undertaker is new, its unique and this version of The Undertaker has guaranteed to take RAW by storm and become a dominant force, just like he was when he was the biker and when he was the gothic Undertaker. Last week on SLAM! The Undertaker and The Rock teamed up and took on Christian Cage and Randy Orton and were victorious. This week The Undertaker steps inside a steel cage with 'The Legend Killer' Randy Orton!

| The scene opens up with The Undertaker and Sara sitting down in an Internet Cafe searching the internet |

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Honey, take a look at this

| Sara leans over and takes a look at the monitor and then begins laughing |

' S A R A' That can't be true.....

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' I dunno. I wanna find out if it is or not.

' S A R A' So do I.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Let's do it then.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

| The next scene opens up at a very large mansion with a theme park at the back. The Undertaker knocks on the door and it opens up to reveal Michael Jackson! |

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Can I help you?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Yeah you can, my name is The Undertaker, I need to ask you a few questions.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' About what?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' This.

| Undertaker hands over a piece of paper to Michael Jackson, on the paper is the web site The Undertaker and Sara were looking at before. |

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Where did you find this?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' On the net.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' It's not true.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Are you sure?

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Yeah I am sure.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Because I got something that could make you tell us the truth.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' What's that?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' This.

| Undertaker pulls out a Target catalogue out of his pocket, he flips through it until he comes to the children section, he shows Michael Jackson the pictures of little boys posing in swim suits. Michael Jackson licks his lips, he goes to reach out and grab it but The Undertaker pulls it back. |

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' You get this.....when you tell us the truth.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Okay, okay, okay. Come in and we will talk.

| Undertaker and Sara enter the mansion and take a seat. |

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' So, tell us the truth.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Okay....well, yeah, the website was telling the truth.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' You and Randy Orton......are you serious?

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Yeah but it was a long time ago.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Well why did it stop?

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' He got too old for my liking.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' But it says in the website that you two broke up when he was only 12 years old.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Yeah.....what's your point?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Is that the only reason you two broke up?

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Yeah, I don't date older men.

' S A R A' Good! Because Taker is my man.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Are you two married?

' S A R A' Yeah we are.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' How sweet, do you have any kids?

' S A R A' Yeah one.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' How old is he?

' S A R A' One year old.

| Michael Jackson's eyes light up. |

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' You should bring him along to my theme park one day.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Fuck no. I ain't gonna have my son grow up to be like Randy Orton.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Oh why not? I think Randy Orton is a very handsome young man.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Of course you would.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' What's that supposed to mean?

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' You know what it means.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Don't make me get my security guard onto you.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Bring him on.

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Okay! BUBBLES!

| Michael Jackson's monkey comes into the room with a security guard uniform on. |

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' This is a joke right? Sorta like putting Randy Orton into a steel cage match against me on SLAM!?

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' This is no joke. And if you touch my little Randy Orton's pretty face. I will hunt you down.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' You think Randy has a pretty face? Well, your perception of him will be changed after SLAM! because that little so called "pretty face" of his, is gonna get messed up really bad thanks to none other than The Undertaker. And honestly, your little sex toy monkey over there would have more of a chance of beating me than Randy Orton does.....is he really your only security guard?

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Well. I only usually put up with little kids, he can take care of little kids.

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' So did he take care of Randy Orton when he was here when he was a little kid?

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Yeah he did, I remember a confrontation they got into over who was going to sleep with me that night.....I mean......ride the Ferris wheel first......that's what I meant

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Okay.......so you are saying that Randy Orton got beat up by a little monkey?

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Well Randy Orton was only a chi

| The Undertaker cuts Michael Jackson's sentence off |

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Beaten by a little monkey, that's pathetic and he thinks he can beat me? I ain't no monkey, I am like a great white shark and Randy Orton.....he is like a drop of blood in the water.....

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' That is it! I have had enough of you bad mouthing Randy Orton.....Bubbles, escort these two out!

| Bubbles grabs The Undertaker's hand and tries to pull him towards the door but The Undertaker doesn't move, he just stares at the monkey. |

'T H E U N D E R T A K E R' Look Bubbles......I know you beat up Randy Orton, but you aren't going to be able to beat me up, I am not Randy Orton that disrespectful punk isn't even my equal, he is nothing compared to me.

| Bubbles keep trying to pull The Undertaker towards the door, The Undertaker pushes Bubbles off and he falls down, The Undertaker and Sara walk out. |

'M I C H A E L J A C K S O N' Bubbles! Are you okay?