Introduction - I bet you are all thinking, is this the gothic Undertaker of the biker Undertaker? Well to answer your question, all I need is one word, and that word being..."hybrid". This version of The Undertaker is new, its unique and this version of The Undertaker has guaranteed to take RAW by storm and become a dominant force, just like he was when he was the biker and when he was the gothic Undertaker. Last week on SLAM! The Undertaker was screwed out of his match with MVP after Christian Cage and Tyson Tomko became involved and cost The Undertaker the match. This week The Undertaker will team with The Rock to take on Christian Cage and Randy Orton
The
scene opens up with a close up shot of The Undertaker riding his motorcycle
down a deserted street. There is a weird nose coming from the motorcycle so
The Undertaker decides to pull the bike over. He gets off the bike to
inspect the noise, he looks at the engine firstly and he realizes his
problem immediately. He pulls out his cell phone, dials in a number.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Hello, yeah,
can you please send out some guy to help me fix my motorcycle? I am on the
corner of Shirmun Road. Well tell them to hurry up! I got important things
to do!
The Undertaker hangs up the phone and places it back into his pocket, he
leans up against a wall and begins to wait for the man to arrive and help
him out with his motorcycle. About half an hour passes when a van finally
pulls up next to The Undertaker, a man gets out of it. He walks up to The
Undertaker.
'Man' Sorry for the wait.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' You damn well
should be. I have been waiting here for thirty god damn minutes for you to
come and help, what the hell took you so long?
'Man' Other customers.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' What the hell
do you mean 'Other Customers'. Don't you know who the hell I am?
'Man' Sorry I don't.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Well you
should. Because if you did know who I am, then you would have ditched your
other little pathetic customers that were waiting for you to come fix their
stuff, and you would of come straight here and fixed my motorcycle!
'Man' Okay.....well who are you?
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' The
Undertaker.
'Man' Who?
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Listen...all
you need to know is that I am the man who is going to kick your ass if you
don't hurry up and fix my motorcycle. I will kick your ass just as badly as
I am going to do to Christian Cage on SLAM!
'Man' Christian Cage?
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Yeah, the RAW
World Champion, he fluked one win so they gave him the belt, but he isn't
going to be able to fluke anything when I beat the crap out of him and make
him give me a shot at the title
'Man' How are you going to do that?
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' I am going to
kick his ass.
'Man' Do you think you can?
'T
H E U N D E R T A K E R'
Listen here punk.......how about you stop asking me questions........and you
start fixing my motorcycle.
'Man' Sure thing sir.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Are you
getting smart with me boy?
'Man' No sir.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Yes you are.
You keep saying sir in that annoying way. Stop it before I tie you up and
throw you into the middle of the road over there.
'Man' Well if you do that, then who will fix your motorcycle?
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' I will fix it
my damn self.
'Man' Well if you can do that, then why did you call me?
The Undertaker thinks for a moment.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Okay kid,
this is your last warning, stop being smart! I am the greatest wrestler in
RAW!
'Man' RAW?
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Yeah, its
this federation I'm in and it's this federation where I got screwed out of
my match last week against M.V.P, so this week on SLAM, it's all about
redemption.....Christian Cage will REST IN PEACE! Now will you be able to
fix my bike in time for me to arrive to SLAM on time?
The man becomes intimidated as The Undertaker raises his voice. He begins to
stutter with a reply.
'Man' ah...umm.....ye........yes, you will definitely be able to get to
SLUMP for your match.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' SLAM!.
'Man' Sorry. SLAM.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' That's
better. Now doesn't it feel better showing me my proper respect?
'Man' Yes sir.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' That's good,
now how long until my bike is fixed?
'Man' I don't know. I haven't located the problem yet.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Well hurry up
because I gotta go and kick some ass and show that I'm capable of being
champ!
'Man' That's pretty cool
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Did I ask for
your opinion?
'Man' Well no.....
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Then why did
you give it?
'Man' Sorry....... (fiddles with engine)......okay, your bike is fixed, it
should run smoothly all the way to Colorado
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' So the bike
is fixed?
'Man' Yes sir.
'T H E U N D E R T A
K E R' Then why are
you still here?
The man walks off back to his van too afraid to ask for his money from The
Undertaker. Taker sits on his motorcycle and starts up the engine and rides
off.