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Prologue//
On the most
recently edition of SLAM! John "Bradshaw" Layfield proved to the world that he
truly is a wrestling god by easily defeating Chris Jericho using the clothesline
from hell. A little later on in the night JBL and his image consultant Amy Weber
were confronted by 'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner and were informed by "The Man
With The Largest Arms In The World" that they would be going one on one next
week on SLAM!. What a difference a week makes, going from the high flying and
technically sound Chris Jericho to a big strong powerhouse in Scott Steiner. But
JBL isn't worried, he is a wrestling god, he will take on all shapes and sizes.
\\End of Prologue
�Arrival� The scene opens up with Amy Weber looking frustrated, she enters a gym and see's John Layfield working on the machine, she runs up to him
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
John!
JBL drops the weight, grabs a
towel and wipes the sweat off of his forehead and takes a deep breath, it is
obvious he is in exhaustion
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Hey Amy....
Layfield looks confused
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
What are you doing here?
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
I was about to ask
you the same thing. Since when do you come to the gym?
John becomes
embarrassed
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Ever since I found out I am taking on 'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner next week
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
What's that got to
do with anything?
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Look at Steiner....he is huge....I am going to look tiny next to
him in the ring. It will be embarrassing.
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
As your image
consultant....I'm not worried one bit
JBL looks confused
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
What? Why?
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
Because when you
demolish Steiner, just like you did to Chris Jericho last week...you are going
to look invincible, here you are, just a normal man taking on a jakked up crazy
guy with the largest arms in the world....and you will beat him, imagine how
embarrassing that will be for Scott Steiner!
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
True
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
And you know why
you will beat Scott Steiner?
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Because I am a RASSSSSSLING GOD! That's why!
Amy giggles
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
True, and because
you can adapt to all styles, you bet Jericho last week, he is a great technical
wrestler and high flyer, this week you take on Scott Steiner....a brawler....you
are the perfect all round wrestler!
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Gosh Amy you can make a man blush can't you
JBL laughs
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
Well it is my job
to get you in the right frame of mind.
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
By nurturing my ego?
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
Yeah pretty much
Amy laughs
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Well at least my ego isn't as big as Steiners
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
True
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
That's exactly right John
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Steiner, with his stupid bleached hair and his non stop mouth
running....
JBL thinks for a moment
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Now that I think about it....you know who he reminds me of?
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
Who?
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Eminem on steroids!
Amy laughs
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Well on SLAM! Steiner is going to wish he was back in Detroit, Michigan with
Eminem in that trailer park because I am going to beat the steroids out of Scott
Steiner! I am going to be undefeated two weeks in a row! I am not going to let
some loud mouth guy with zero wrestling ability what so ever dictate what I do.
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
Good
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Steiner can build up all the muscles he wants, but the sad fact for him is...on
SLAM! each and everyone will be pinned to the match by me....an American
hero....John Bradshaw Layfield! Hell, I am a wizz at the stock market, I have
made millions and I doubt Steiner could even add two and two together! Amy...
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
Yes John
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
I am glad you came here and found me hiding out...
'IMAGE
CONSULTANT' Amy Weber -
Why's that?
'BRADSHAW' John
Layfield -
Because you made me realize that Steiner is nothing. You made me realize that I
am a much more superior human being than he is. If it wasn't for his abnormal
sized biceps, no one would notice him, no one would pay attention to him, he
wouldn't get booked in matches....but me....I have the wrestling ability, I have
the intelligence.....I have everything! I am a mans man! And Steiner will find
that out on SLAM! this week! Now let's get out of here!
JBL and Amy walk out of the
gym
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