Unfortunately the writer failed to fully understand the brief, therefore the early scripts were stupid & wrong. New strips from the stupid & correct scripts are beginning to appear in the form of the flash cartoons. They are shit though.

The origin of Cake: So one fine sunny day in a bakery, the owner lost his shit and decided to kill his wife and kids. He was convicted and went to jail. There was a slice of black forest cake was left by the baker over a old dusty microwave before he was brutally tazered and simultaneously pepper sprayed by police. One stormy night, a thunderbolt hit the bakery and a power surge activated the old microwave in a strange way. The cake over it was exposed to cosmic radiation and mutated into a living lifeform with a german accent of pure evil. Thus produced EVIL CAKE! Evil Cake was set to conquer the world except he was jumped by an alley cat while he walked out of the bakery in the dead of the night. Cake recoiled and beat the shit out of the kitty and thus the kitty was scarred. It hung out with cake cause he had nothing better to do late at night on MSN with no friends online to talk to. Evil Kitty and Scarred Cake, now a dynamic duo out there finding a new world order, or the guy writing this is drunk and fucked it all up.

J8Ananas: The requests for an artist were answered by J8. Unfortunatly our view of ECSK and his differed greatly, but he did produce some work under the original heading before leaving us.
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