A friend of mine gave this to me, I thought it bears repeating. I don't know who wrote it or if it is copyrighted.

How to be Miserable

  1. Use "I" as often as possible
  2. Always be sensitive to slights
  3. Be jealous and envious
  4. Think only about yourself
  5. Trust no one
  6. Never forget a criticism
  7. Always expect to be appreciated
  8. Be suspicious
  9. Listen greedily to what others say of you
  10. Always look for faults in others
  11. Do as little as possible for others
  12. Shirk your duties if you can
  13. Never forget a service you may have rendered
  14. Sulk if people aren't grateful for your favors
  15. Insist on consideration and respect
  16. Demand agreement with your own views on everything
  17. Always look for a good time
  18. Love yourself first
  19. Be selfish at all times

This formula is guaranteed to work.


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