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My head got stuck up my ass again today. It tickled. Alot.

Anyway, my life is a living heyday and I need major chicken to survive on this planet without oxygen and liquid nitrogen. I make water with my ass which really sucks when my head is stuck up there. There was this guy with a potato and some jelly up his ass and there were pictures of it on a website. If you're going to San Fransisco be sure to wear some flowers in your hair. My grill is shiny and still hairy from the episode with my ass. Fuck the world lets get high. I keep tomatoes in my groin area to keep it fresh. My friend and I went swimming with the fish this morning and then she got bit on her toe. It was strange and furry. I mean funny. My eyeballs fell out again. They were juicy. This is the story of my life, once upon a time the end.

Actually that wasn't my life story, that was just my friend Julie (pictured below) being stoopid....that happens alot to her. Sometimes the llamas steal her sanity, but hey it happens.
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