50 Most Annoying Things

50. Slow drivers in the left lane, get out of the way!
49. Stupid drivers
48. Stupid people (not that those exist on this planet!)
47. Utility companies who tell you they will be over between 8am and noon as if their time is more important than yours... Hey boss I'll be in between 8-12 today.
46. Sally Struthers.. shut up and get an education yourself.
45. Fat people who wear spandex...Ok I know I don't have a supermodel's body, guess what? I don't let it all hang out either! DOH!
44. People who are too perky for their own good.... nuff said
43. When someone is telling a story and quoting something said by saying "he goes";... Where the hell is he going? He SAID something, he's not flipping going anywhere!
42. People who think that they can lecture you on your lifestyle just because they're in church every sunday. Nevermind the fact that you saw the preacher making out with a tramp at the local bar Saturday night, and no it wasn't his wife...
41. That annoying postal service bitch who thinks she knows everything going on in your life by the mail you get, and in turn has to tell everone else in town about it.
40. Britney Spears... or is it Spear Britney?!
39. The idiot in the POS sedan that pulls up beside you at a red light and wants to race... and as soon as the light turns green his tranny drops on the asphalt. lol
38.Annoying Commercials that never stop.. "Can you hear me now can you hear me now?"
37. The pick-up line "Nice pants, what'll it take to get me in them?" For which I reply "Sorry, I already have one asshole in them"
36. Men who think that just because I'm a good looking woman on the internet chatting, I must immediantly want to cyber... God gave you a hand, use it!
35. You're in the express lane at Walmart... you're in a hurry to get to work and you just need these 2 things... and this stupid bitch is in front of you with an entire gfrocery cart full of groceries and 3 screaming children.
34. Jessica Simpson... may the last brain cell rest in peace...
33. When you go to see a movie like Star Wars or Spiderman and the person sitting next to you has to make constant editorials because they know EVERYTHING there is to know about it.
32.Having an intense craving for a certain food, actually finding it in the back of the fridge only to find out it has more fungus growing on it than the old fishtank out back.
31. Religious people who show up at your door step intent on showing you the light and saving you from your dark ways... I like the dark thank you.
30. Martha Stewart.... lets see how decorative she can make a jail cell :)
29. When the Presidents boring speech interupts my fav tv program.
28.Drunk people at Karoake night who actually think they can sing
27. Sober people at Karoake night who actually think they can sing
26. First off I have nothing against the occasional trip to the strip clubs... go have fun... but the type of man who goes every weekend just cause he "has nothing better to do" DUDE get a frickin hobby!!!
25.Britney Spears.... hey she deserves two slots
24. The woman in front of you in the checkout lane at the grocery store who has to have a pricecheck on a $.50 toothbrush then decides it's too expensive.
23.The same woman who, after all of her groceries are checked out and she writes the check... decides she wants the toothbrush afterall and writes another check for $.54.
22.The man on the elevator who thinks he has to tell you his entire life story so you dont get bored on the 2 floor trip.
21. The elevator stops trapping you with him for hours.
20. Michael Jackson... he can molest children for a living and he still has people cheering him on..
19. Michael Jackson's Nose
18. Janet Jackson's Boob
17.Having an awesome date with this awesome guy and finding out he doesn't have the balls to even grab your hand first, let alone kiss you.
16. Black guys who like a woman in uniform and can't take no for an answer, instead insisting that I go back to the 'crib' with them.
15.White guys who like a woman in uniform and can't take no for an answer, instead insisting that I go back to the 'crib' with them and their "hoomies" for a rap session.
14. People that are habitually late.. is my time not just as important??
13. Having to get out of bed anytime before 9am
12. Chewing with your mouth open... nuff said
11.When people leave the ketchup bottle sitting on the counter, hello! it goes in the fridge!
10. When people don't use their turn signals, we didn't invent it cause the little *tick tick* sound is amusing!
9. Any person who thinks they know everything and can beat everyone at anything and constantly have to be the center of attentiong (namely one of my friends b/f).
8. A man who you undeniably like... but doesn't know what he wants or how to get it... including you, so instead of taking a chance he just writes it off like a wimp.
7. Having to pay for parking just to go to work! What kind of idiot came up with parking meters anyway?!?!?!
6. SALESMEN!!! I hate people pressuring me. If I wanna buy a freakin stereo I'll buy a freakin stereo, but what you say or do has no bearing on it so go harass someone else!
5. When people act like they know what you're going to say before you say it and try to finish your sentence for you. When it is your turn to talk, I'll let you know!
4. When people getting on an elevator have no respect for the people getting off the elevator. It's like HELLO I have right of way to get off before you get on!! Get the hell out of my way!!!
3. When people leave the cabinet doors open, drives me insane!
2.Professors who think that just because they have intials after their name, they're so much better than you. Well here's some initials for ya hun... F.U.!
And the #1 most annoying thing to me EVER!
1. Blondes (or women in general) who think that they can have any man they want just because they wear a size 3 dress, and can get any guy over me. I'll teach them....