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| Liz and Jessica and Not James Turn 21: A Chronologically Defiant Pictorial* *Please note clever inclusion of black and white "old timey" color option on sam's digital camera. if i had more room to stroke james' ego, i would also include the splashy sepia tone "real old timey"/"wild west theme park picture" portrait of puppy dog pouty james. that's for another time and place. |
| some classy pre-midnight sexy faces on the couch. notice that: 1. jessica's sexy face includes hiding half of it. 2. james' sexy face has been rehearsed for about four hours prior to the photo shoot in the bathroom mirror. 3. my sexy face is clearly meant to seduce my lover Bud Light. |
| Above: paul is such a freshman. sam is such a...bunny? too bad i'm passed out in a margarita, as i am 21, hungover, and still drinking. Below: jessica is soooooooo drunk.... |
| burberry james and bud light: only the french's mustard could class up this picture some more (and it does, no?). |
| dude, liz is soooo drunk...omglmaorofl... |
| only total randos could possibly love someone as shitfaced as i was. oh well, what the hell, at least i'm somewhat propped up. boy, i hope i never run into them again. |