1. your book is completely falling apart and not from your locker but from your many frustrations 2. your know more than one meaning for F. U. 3. you know there is a thing called mol day and you actually celebrated it! 4. you put on your backpack 5 minutes before class ends hoping that she will notice and stop teaching. 5. you have been yelled at more than once for your stupidity and ignorance. why dont you understand? 6. you have found valuable ways to pass time like counting minutes or looking for split ends in your hair 7. you have failed test(s) 8. you have begun to actually decipher her handwriting 9. you have gone for help and come out more confused than when you went in. 10. you have gone thru a box of highlighters just for chemistry. 11. you cant wait to "excite some atoms" 12. you know or knew all the polyatomic ion charges and then some 13. you still have not found a way to suck up 14. you have reevaluated your standards for good and bad grades 15. a 71 sounds great! ( better than your last 65!) 16. every test you find yourself thinking, well this can just be my dropped test. 17. you know what this is 1s2,2s2,2p6,3s2,3p6,4s2,3d10,4p6,5s2,4d10 18. you cant wait for the end of the month firedrill to get out of class 19. your percent error on your last test was more than on all your labs put together 20. you know that "what? what? how can you not understand! chemistry is easy!" 21. you have said if only i make a 100 on every test for the rest of the year then... 22. the words sig figs make you cringe 23. you have been asked to take AP chem and laughed, haha what are they smokin? 24. you noticed that the prayer is the same for each week 25. you forget what we did last chapter so you cant possibly remember that thing we are supposed to build off of from 3 chapters ago. 26. you have figured out if we are moving forward or backwards, its a mystery?! 27. the only problem you get correct is the extra credit one 28. you have actually not finished a test more than once 29. you have mastered the art of just multiplying and dividing numbers somewhere just to see if the answer looks good 30. confused is too much of an understanding word to describe you in chemistry class 31. you have done worse on a make-up test than on the first one 32. you think everyday, do i really need honors credit for all of this! |
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