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1) You spend at least 6 days a week at your school
2) You know where most of your teachers live.
3) You don't know the meaning of the words "work" or "study."
4) You have mastered the art of cheating.
5) You liked to date a cheeleader<referring to co-ed catholic schools..lol>
6) Your parents think you are perfect and believe whatever you say.
7) At one time you almost liked your uniform ... almost!
8) The minute school is over you look like you just got out of the Britney Spears video.
9) You get kicks out of being able to wear pajamas to school.
10) You have a way of making yourself look sooo innocent...when we all know you're really not.
11) By the time you hit ninth grade, you had figured how to get yourself in and out of your house without your parents knowing.
12) You lie a lot, more than any public school kid you know.
13) You know more classmates who smoke weed than dont.
14) You're obsessed with Dave Matthews.
15) It costs you $100 to park in your school's lot.
16) You only have one pep rally per school year.
17) Your parents spend over $300 a year on your school books.
18) Your parents bought you a car.
19) Everyone hugs each other when they greet people.
20) At dances you form an all-girls circle and no guys can takeover.
21) You have the best bunch of friends and no one will ever ruin that.
22) You DON'T wear a cross.
23) You have redefined what an oxford is.
24) Schools with shorts can kiss your skirt. (hell yeah!)
25) You're blonde, or once were...naturally or not...or wish you were
26) You rarely shave during the year and if you do you leave it for some weekends
27) You try to get as many dress code violations in one day without getting caught as possible.
28) you know what a demerit is.
29) You bring an endless supply of green, navy, or maroon knee socks to college with you.
30) You drink excessively on the weekend, or whenever you go out.!
31) Your idea of a "different" weekend is drinking a new kind of alcohol.
32) Drinking isn't just a hobby for you--it's a career...and something to be very proud of.
33) You have been caught drinking at one time or another, probably with school friends at some sort of concert.
34) You conclude that the nuns are bitches due to a lack of sex.
35) You are a closet whore.
36) You have countless obsessions with guys/girls you've never even spoken to and insist on visiting their home/work every night of the weekend.
37) When you go out, you always plan to hook up.
38) You do dirty things w/ guys/girls every time you have a chance.
39) You are the meaning of the saying: "Sex is evil, sex is a sin, all sins are forgiven so let's begin!"
39) You become fixated on meeting or talking to the guy/girl of your dreams (also a catholic school kid).
40) Your first kiss was from a Mike, John or Jim.
41) At least one of your friends will have thought they were pregnant by your junior year of high school.
42) In ninth grade, you figured out how to get guys/girls in and out of your house without your parents knowing.
43) You have no problem joking about being a lesbian/gay.
44) You know how to tie a tie, but not on yourself.
45) You spend many a theology class listening to your teacher preach about the Catholic church's take on premarital sex.
46) When you meet people for the first time they know you go to Catholic school because... "Catholic school kids are crazy!"
47) You've shoplifted sometime before in your life...and broken many other laws for that matter.
48) You don't know anyone in your classes who hasn't cheated at least once.
49) You can out-eat any guy you know!
50) You have tried to get out of going to church on Sunday by saying "But I prayed all week."
51) You seriously don't know how to shut up.
52) "Remember whens" are your specialty.
53) "Only the Good Die Young" is a song to live by.
54) You've put endless amounts of gum underneath a pew during school mass.
55) You play field hockey, basketball, or swim.
56) At least one of your friends is named: Katie, Lauren, or Megan.
57) Your name has a Christina, Maria, Ash or Elizabeth in it.
58) You have sworn that you will never, ever send your kids to Catholic school.
59) Everyone knows everything about everyone else's business!
60) What happened on Friday night is all around school by Monday morning before first period.
61) Some of the teachers are in on the student body gossip.
62) You are able to give a detailed description of pretty much everyone in your class.
63) Good little catholic school angel...or should I say devil!

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