p1.
Are we really alive or are we just part of some elaborate dream that
some bug in a parrell world is having? What color is the bug's hair? Do
they have hair? Is the dream world another dimension or not? Should we
propose 5 dimensional geometry or just four excluding time? Is it
possible to mimic 4 dimensions in 2 dimensional drawings? Our WHOLE LIFE
could be so pointless! And even if we are alive what is the point anyway!!
Everything is pointless! Nothing really matters! We're all just going
to die eventually! And, Maybe
p2.
our solar system is a tiny atom in a parellel world! The sun could be
the nucleus and the planets could be electrons! Maybe there's a million
little universes on my finger tip!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Help, Help! I was thinking too hard. My
BRAIN is cramping up! Is it really cramping up or I am I eating ice
cream too fast? Why the hell does that happen to your head anyway? Does
the
p3.
ice cream acually enter your brain and freeze it? That would have to
kill a lot of brain cells. I had no Idea ice cream was so dangerous!
Has anyone ever died from brain cell loss from eating icecream! Wilbur
always eats ice cream too fast but he's not dead. I guess my theory must
be wrong. Dan has lots of theorys. Most are about conspiricys. They
don't make any sense to me. Or WIlbur. Dave understands. I wonder what he
could be In another life? Do people actually have other lives like in
the Homer comic in "Non Senquir" or something like that. Now
p4.
It has a new character called Kane, like Rob Kane. Meghan really hates
Kane becuse he always called her chunky. When I went to her birthday
party she said I could invite any other boy to come except Kane at the
party we played candle tag and was it. It sucks. Writing stuff is dumb.
[ed. change in handwriting here] Dom writes stuff that he stole from a
book but you have to write stuff for ILA which means Intagrated Languge
Arts. I guess that makes it have more than one Languge arts. The ILA
room is near the bathroom. Colins brother
p5.
was caught jumping out a window in that same bathroom so now (dom
takes over again) One time I started thinking about swimming ane ended up
thinking about my birthday. Wanna now how? When I thought about swimming
I remembered one time this guy said I should swimm like I could keep a
quarter on my forehead. And one time I found a quarter with my
birthdate on it! see! Hey I wonder how many universes get killed when we get a
brain freeze! What if someone gets a brain freeze and it kills our
galaxy! OUr galaxy must be somewhere safe, like an armpit. That would
explain
p6.
the pollution. You know what really annoys me? My backpack straps are
_always_ uneven! I always adjust them, which can take like 5 minutes
but next time I put it on they're uneven again! Good must be behind all
this! He's trying to give me scolerosis by making my shoulders uneven!
The little snoozpooper! [ed. handwriting changes from print to cursive]
Doesn't that sound like a word Dr. Seuss would use. He probably did use
it and he's goin to sue me if I ever publish this. Oh wait, he's dead.
Well, I think so. Even if he was dead somehow I would get sued. If he
did actually use that word.
p7.
See the lines I drew on the other page. [ed. here there is an long
arrow drawing attention to the margin markers which have been traced with a
blue ink] Thats what I do when ever I'm bored. You see a lot of those
lines in my religion book. Hey! I just realized I started writing in
cursive. Damn, I hate it when that happens! You know in Spanish I would
have writen Hey! like that I would have to write it ¡Hey! Oh yea. I would
have to put "hey" in spanish too. How do you say "hey" in Spanish. I
wonder if Mrs. Hartnet acctually knows [spanish]. I always wonder if
she's actually cursing at us in
p8.
Spanish when we don't know what she's saying