Bryan Craven---"John Kries!"

Bryan Mahoney---"Can i have a hotdog, No Bun. NO BUN!!"

Ryan Reiger---"Black Tooth From Hell"

Ross---"Jimminy Crickets" and "Mother of Pearl"

Geoff---"Turn The F*cking Canoe Around NOW!!!"

Bob---"MAHONEY!!!"

Bryan Mahoney---"Hey Man"

Markus---"I will sink your FU*in Canoe!"

Hoover---"This is true."

Craven---"What are they going to do, fire all the rangers?"

Brendan---"The following people have been let go; Thomas Mcyntyre. That is all."

J.C.---"I'm going to kill you...and your family...tonight.."

Brendan---"Only on Wednesdays"

Hoover---"After the hours of nine"

Craven---"Wa-Wa-Wa-War Canoe!"

Clif---"This is why we can't have nice things"

Robin---"What's emo?"

Thomas---"I AM NOT GONNA GET FIRED!"