I got an e-mail from somebody yesterday who was pissed off.  He was pissed of that I hadn't returned his e-mail yet.  I thought it was kind of crazy that he was pissed off at me.  See lately I've been spending a lot of my time returning my e-mail.  I'm getting over 100 e-mails per day now and I'm returning messages to everyone.  When I first got on the internet here I was only getting about two or three e-mails per day.  When that was happening I was writing long winded letters in return.  I guess I just want to apologize to people and say that I really don't have time to answer it all with a really long letter.  I wish I could but the thing is that I can't...  So that's why my letters are sometimes kind of short that I send back.

On top of that I'm writing this Diary.  That can take a while to do as well.  So cumulatively I end up spending about three hours a day on the internet.  I am addicted to this thing.  I have to slow down...  I'm losing it.

I was kind of annoyed when I got that e-mail from that pissed-off person.  I had just spent about an hour returning other e-mail's when this guys popped up.  He e-mails me everyday to make it worse, so I had already e-mailed him back about ten times before in the past.  It makes me sad to come on this computer and get yelled at by some guy I don't know.  I guess you don't think about that when you go to buy a computer.  You never really suspect that the piece of equipment that you saved your money up for will someday begin calling you names.  That should be explained in the manual... "Your new computer is a tool that can help you in many ways, occasionally it may call you an asshole."

I noticed people on the message board are talking about chipping in money to help me with my car.  That's really nice but I feel kind of weird about taking your money from you directly.  But I thought about it and here's an idea I came up with.  See the reason I can't afford to fix my car is because I'm not sure yet if we are going to be renewed for another season.  If we are then I will get a bit of money to fix my car...  See but The Comedy Network gives us money for the show, and indirectly for my car.  So I was thinking that if you want to help me with my car...  You could just send the money to The Comedy Network, then that will make it easier for them to renew us.  See because it won't cost them as much to buy our shows.  If they receive a couple of hundred bucks total....  Then that's just less money that they'll have to fork over to us.  That will make the decision easier for them to renew us...  And then I'll get money to fix my car.

So I don't want to encourage this too much...  But if you want to send some cash for my car...  Just send it to the Comedy Network....  You can tell them to use the cash to help flesh out the budget of The Tom Green Show.  Just pop the cash or check into an envelope with a little letter explaining the situation. Write on the outside of the envelope...  Small Amount Of Cash For Tom Green's Car.  I'm sure the money will make it's way to the appropriate person.

I really appreciate the help because my Toyota is truly on it's last legs.

See Ya Tomorrow

Tom