I know, I know, I have missed a few days.  It's been insane getting these shows ready and off to The Comedy Network.  We have a lot of work going on right now.  I think rather than going over the past few days one by one, I will instead just make a few points which relate to the past few days.

A.  Grand Marnier:  I was given another bottle of Grand Marnier as a gift.  I am drinking it out of my Martini glasses which I got with my Gin set.  I am enjoying the Grand Marnier.  I am an alcoholic.

B.  Viewer Response:  The Comedy Network is basing its decision to renew our show on viewer feedback.  The decision to renew us will be happening over the next few weeks.  If you like our show please let The Comedy Network know....

Viewer Response line in Toronto for The Comedy Network 1-416-299-2626...  Then press 1
 e-mail/website - CTV/BATON  [email protected]

C.  I think ice dancing is a complete joke.  I was watching ice dancing and this couple was skating to "Go Grease Lightning"....  Now how can this possibly be taken seriously as a sport.  I was watching an Olympic figure skating event, but it felt like I was in high school watching an air band competition.  It felt like I was in drama class.  It felt like it sucked...  What the hell does Grease Lightning mean to somebody from Bulgaria.  What kind of international competition features a song from the Grease soundtrack.  Grease sucks.  Get a better song!  Get a better sport....  That sport sucks.  Grease sucks too.

D.  The Canadian Hockey team is hilarious.  Our goalie is amazing.  They are all hilarious, but our goalie is the most hilarious.  I have tears in my eyes when I watch them play because they are so hilarious.  Amazing.  I liked watching Brett Hull from team USA take five slap shots in a row on our net and not get one in.  Our goalie rules!  Hockey rules.  Canada rules at playing hockey.  We are really good at playing hockey.  We rule.  Other countries suck, but Canada does not suck.  Canada rules.  Canada does not suck.

E.  This friday, be prepared for the South Pole Crew.  Glenn, Phil, and Derek break to some of the hardest hip hop known on this planet.  The goal is to get every Canadian to purchase a South pole shirt, and break just as good as my friends break.  Canadians break.
 

It's 11:30 p.m. now.  I am about to go to sleep.  Believe it or not I have to wake up at 4:00a.m.  to edit.  I'll be editing from 4-10 a.m.  I have to go to sleep now.

And if you like the show, Call the comedy network today, ask for the viewer response line, tell them your thoughts.
And remember, we love you.

Tom
 
 

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