Evil is Not a Good Pet
By: Bvenn

<note: I am writing this story while watching SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE>
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7777 B.C.
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Pokey: Damn this egg i don't know how long this thing will hatch. That damn
shell has been cracked for 8 months<time flies>

<A video screen appears with starman supreme>

Starman S: Master our plan is working well, 29% of the town is demolished and
my new machine the devil Robot is working at 79% and the zombies are
resurected to 08%.

Pokey: I failed math I need a number.

Starman s: 555 zombies.

Pokey: Good, did you find the key to the eggs hatching ability.

Starman s : Why yes i did, ALL of Ness's sanctuary spots will hatch the egg, 
unfortunatly we need collecters.

Pokey: Fine lets create 'em.

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Onett(Ness's home)
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Ness: All right we know pokey has friends, but who are they?

Jeff: Well I hav--

<A loud banging noise is heard at the door>

Ness's mom: Good lord whats that noise

Jeff: Oh, thats a custom part I ordered 1 hour ago, damn their slow!

Mom: Were did you order it?

Jeff: Store west of the drugstrore I'll get it.

<Jeff goes to the door and retreves the package>

Jeff: Lets catch some z's its almost 12:00.

Paula: What about Saturday night live?

Jeff: I'll tape it 'kay

Others: Okay

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7776 B.C.
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Pokey: Dragerbot?

DragerBot: Yes.

Pokey: Build the new gaurdians.

Dragarbot: Yes boss!

<The egg stands on small pillow all of a sudden it hatches reveling a small
animal that looks like mimi-mewtwo, all of a sudden it looks at a giant
computer, the computer explodes into peices>

Pokey: Holy crap! It hatched, Holy crap! Its killing our station.

<Starman supreme telaports in>

Starman s: Hyyyypppppnnnnnnooootttic beam

<giygas is stunned >

Starman s: That will keep him We need those powers.

Pokey :  I know, and never ever snap at me agian!!

Starman s: Sorry.

Dragerbot: Gaurdian 1 ready.

Pokey: Good, later i shall decide wear to deploy my new feind
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!

                The End

By Bvenn
Bvenn86@hotmail.com 
This is story 4 out of 20.