In and out!!
Peter Malloy:
So, I just said, "Mom, Dad, Sparky, I'm gay!"

Howard Brackett:
What happened?

Peter Malloy:
Well, my mom cried--for exactly ten seconds--my boss said, "Who cares," and my Dad said, "But you're so tall."









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"Be a Man" tape:
Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk!

Tom Halliwell:
[I]'ve gotten some calls from parents wondering if, in fact, you were a ho-ho-ho-ho . . .

Howard Brackett:
Homeroom teacher?

Howard Brackett:
This is my Peter, friend Peter! We just now ran into each other, here at the intersexual . . . homosection . . . intersection!

Howard Brackett:
[I]'m not gay!

Peter Malloy:
What was Streisand's eighth album?

Howard Brackett:
Uh, "Color Me Barbra."

Peter Malloy:
Stud!

Howard Brackett:
Everybody knows that!

Peter Malloy:
Everyone where? The Little Gay-bar on the Prairie?!