Real Name: Morton Kennedy
Weight: 273 lbs.
Height: 6' 5"
Date of Birth: January 12, 1976 (29 years old)
Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts
Theme Song: "Free" by Powerman 5000
Alignment: True neutral
Handler: DH1

Style and Focus:

• Powerful in his own right, Morty has a mobile fighting style for his size, preferring to keep his opponents guessing. Quick moves and kicks to start, flowing into power attacks, with the occasional bit of high-flying mixed in.
• Logic - Grappler and Striker with a splash of Luchadore(?!)
• Attack Focus - Neck, neck, neck. All of his finishers focus neck-ward.
• Comparison - Sean O'Haire, but not quite as cool-looking.
• Other - Is having a bit of a time bucking his old S&M habits, but is less likely to cheat in order to win. Gets more worked-up the more pain that's poured onto him; submissions and jointlocks that don't do the job only serve to make him angrier and more dangerous. Has the occasional Goldust-y moment. A bit of a Booker T fanboy.

• Boston Massacre (Yet another Book End/Rock Bottom-type finishing move variant, this one done from the side of the victim, Morty dropping them in an almost One and Only manner, perpendicular with his opponent as they fall. A not-quite-finisher.)
• Immortalizer (Morty grabs his victim from behind, knees them once in the back, then spins in a way similar to the Unprettier, but instead holds his opponent in the air in a crucifix position. He then sits out and swings them over, dropping them in a very nasty piledriver variant. Also a not-quite-finisher.)
• Mort-a-Breaker (Argentine backbreaker into reverse DVD. Transitions into a finisher more often than not.)
• Mortality Splash (In-ring/suicida stardust press.)
• Overpowering Inverted Collision Underhook #812 (OICU812) (Formerly called the Needle to the Mind's Eye/N.M.E. A high-angle Tiger Driver '91.)
• Mort-A-Whirl (Morty traps his opponent in the corner, then gets a grip on them before running up the turnbuckle while pushing them away, using the momentum to pull off a wicked-looking reverse tornado DDT.)
• Boston Sideswipe (A picture-perfect copy of the Harlem Sidekick. Occasionally used right before the Boston Massacre.)
• Balls To The Wall (A Bronco Buster with a touch of Morty's spastic personality to it.)
• Irish Backcracker (A combination camel clutch/abdominal stretch.)
• Floatover monkey flip into chokehold
• Top-rope facebuster
• Front dropkick to the face

• The Bitchsmack (Morty ducks to scoop his opponent up by their legs then lifts quickly; he then quickly shifts to wrap both arms around their neck--holding it firmly in place on his shoulder-- and kick his right leg out before kicking out the other, dropping his victim into what is basically a backwards Stunner. Often used as a counter.)
  

• None, unless impressive resistance to pain counts.

• "Dig THAT!"
• "Screw being famous! I'll make you IMMORTAL!"
• "The friends change, but the Muff remains!."
• "Just M, baby. Just M."
• "Oh, I see you ate one too! HAH!"

• Basic bright blue tights, blue pads, black fingertape, black boots.
• Shinyblue wrestling trunks with a large stylized M on the front, black pads and boots.
• The classic Dusty Rhodes polka-dot outfit, only in black and blue.