| The Low Fat Party, just like every other political party to date, is not going to do much for teens in the greater Glens Falls area. Instead we will focus our campaign on the demographic with the highest voter turnout, the elderly. However, the Low Fat Parties formal position is not 'Fuck the teens, we don't need them to win', the Low Fat Party plans on fucking as teens as we can, with parental consent for all those under legal age. Leading the way is the Low Fat Parties official spokeman, Leon Li, whose "tang" addiction has landed him on probation for the three times in five years. |
