After many difficult days of hard campaigning, LFP members "Leon", "Murtle", and "Dan" engaged in a roundtable discussion of various motherly advice. Indeed, authough they are the women who raised us up under their tender care, they often are, in addition, sources of various advice.
"Murtle", who is suspected to be in fact 2004 LFP mayoral candidate Marc Estabrook, decided it would be important for the LFP members, and indeed, all of America, to "name some good motherly advice".
According to Murtle, "Always wash behind your ears." [See figure 2]
Dan remarked "Tighten your buttocks." These sort of comments are whats keeping the LFP hip and happening with the Glens Falls populace.
Additional comments were made in the discussion, bolstering the LFP's claim that it would be a party wherein every man would be heard. LFP spokesman Leon added, "why dont you marry a nice jewish girl." [figure 4]
Murtle thereby added, "dont eat, itll ruin your apetite." [figure 5]
Further advice is illustrated below.
But rest assured -- authough we often find the advice of our mothers funny or amusing, nothing is funny about Mayor Regan and his profligate staff, who chokes the very life out of Glens Falls.
A further record of the proceedings can be found on the low fat forum. All images courtesy of the internet.
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