| Foundations for City-Building Being Laid ~ |
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| GLENS FALLS, NY -- Imagine a future of flying cars, super-intelligent robots, unlimited access to pornography, and a structure that is somehow a combination of a city and a building. Well, as of October 10, 2003, we're halfway there. "City Building is our future -- it is a city, yet a building. Its kind of hard to describe," an anonymous source reported Tuesday. "But what's not hard to describe is the way it will be powered by its own gravity" added the source. When completed, city building will be a massive thing that will no doubt have costed millions of dollars to make and have used lots of various materials, such as a tape measure, wood, and crates of various construction supplies pictured to the left. According to Dan Minns, mastermind of city building, "[Mayor] Reagan and his profligate staff would be shaking in their Gucci driving moccasins. Now that Bill has worked his way up to middle management at Lowels [sic] we might be able to get a couple of free bricks and wallpaper." "Oh, and a couple of plants, that would look killer" he later added. Dan Minns was later seeing pushing a wheelbarrow full of construction paper, safety scissors, googly eyes and elbow macaroni into a fenced off portion of his backyard. |
| Building the future ... city building, that is |