| As election season rears its imminent head, only the courageous people of the LFP has the courage to ask: What is the relationship between salt and meat in America's important economy today? How can salt and meat benefit the people of Glens Falls, New York? According to Nick "Nick" Ramsey, important member of the LFP, the saltiest insults in high school, indeed, the best years of our life, involved beating one's meat. "The jerking off motion [was] accompanied with appropriate sounds [(phhhbbbbt)] whenever someone said something asinine," says Nick. Leon Li, offical spokesman for the LFP 2000, hereupon recalled a situation whereby meat and salt are combined in an important way. "I remember cheese saying to Nate Potter 'Whats that thing on your face' and that was pretty funny," says Leon. This event was confirmed by LFP member Dan, who also appended an epilogue, noting that "a week later, he had it removed, and a small bandage convering were it had once been." High school was such a magical time for us all. |
| Salt, Meat, and the LFP ~ |
| Therefore, even in the formative years, Marc Estabrook had shown a passion for pointing out the imperfections of complex political systems such as Nate Potter. Also, he helped fix (indirectly) this too. In conclusion, the LFP will surely cover up (with effective reforms) or remove Mayor Reagan, who is like a peice of salted meat on the face of Glens Falls, as well. |
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