| The first ever Low Fat Party picnic was anything but successful. Apperently free food and entertainment (pitcured above) weren't enough to lure anything even closely resembling a crowd to City Park where the Low Fat Party kicked off its first annual fund raising picnic. The LFP only managed to raise a meager $12.56, 5 of which LFP spokesman Leon Li contributed, and was later found out to be extra change he recieved earlier while buying the newest Hustler from a conveinence store. "The permit for the picnic was $30, food was $20, and those two weird clowns were $80, it definately wasn't a good day for the LFP." Said Li when reached for comment. He then added, "We eventually cut a deal with Tookie (right) and Cuddles (left) and they decided to give us a deal, they just took the remaining beer and our $12.56, but Cuddles didn't look happy." He was later seen urinating on Li's car while shotgunning a beer. For details on future fundraisers check back regularly to the LFP's official website. |
