| MARC ESTABROOK WINS 2004 LOW FAT PRIMARIES ~ "He's a natural leader", says Leon. |
| Just are predicted, Marc Estabrook dominated the Low Fat Primary last month, winning by more then 3,000 votes. When asked to comment on his record breaking victory, Mr. Estabrook responded, "I'm the reason I won, this was a solo effort, screw everyone who helped me, they didn't do shit. Wait, you aren't going to pring this are you?" Outrageous as his comments might be, there is some truth to them. Fresh in the minds of all top ranking Low Fat Party members was the devistating loss of the previous election, in fact, Estabrook didn't even make it on the ballot. Many contribute his lack of success to his former campiagn manger, Leon Li, and his coke habit. Li spent half of all money contributed to the Low Fat Party in 1999 on coke alone. Add this to the time he was supposed to collect signatures and only managed to get one, which was later confirmed to be forged. Li was later found that day at campaign head quaters playing Soul Calibur, nearby was found a rolled dollar bill and a mirror, Li also appeared to sniffing a lot. This year, with a new campign manager and fresh outlook on life, there is no telling how far Estabrook can go. |