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THIS IS A PAGE DEVOTED TO THE MOST NORTHERN OF THINGS, EATING WITH A KNIFE! OR RATHER SHOULD I SAY, THIS IS A PAGE DEVOTED TO RANTING ABOUT EATING WITH KNIVES, I MEAN WHY? IS A FORK TO LOGICAL OR TECHNICAL FOR YOU? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, FOR F***S SAKE, USE A BLOODY FORK, AND ANOTHER THING WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE WHO WALK AROUND IN BURBARY, I MEAN WHAT PASSES AS FASHION THESE DAYS? I SAW THIS GIRL WALKING DOWN THE STREET LAST WEEK, SHE WAS WEARING WHITE KAPPA TRAKIES, AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH SHE HAD KNEE LENGTH BURBARY SOCKS PULLED UP OVER HER TRACKIE B'S! WHY? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? IS THAT REALLY COOL? I THINK NOT! I LOOKED AT HER AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "I BET SHE EATS WITH HER KNIFE!", PROBABLY THE SAME KNIFE SHE USES TO STAB PEOPLE WITH! I WONDER IF THEY WOULD EVEN TRY TO EAT SOUP WITH A KNIFE? THEY MIGHT WELL HAVE TO, ALL THE SPOONS IN THE HOUSE ARE BURNED, BENT AND FULL OF SMACK. JUST ONE LAST WORD FOR ANYONE WHO EATS WITH THEIR KNIFE.........................BUY A F**KIN FORK |
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