"eh," and "bag," (with a sharp "e".) This is quite unexplainable due to the
fact that Joseph has lived in Canada for merely four and a half years.
After settling down in the cozy little town of Somerville, Joseph was
attracted to pop (which was unfortunate), then rap (which was even more
misfortunate), and then metal (which was the most misfortunate of them all).
However, Joseph moved to the wonderful kingdom of Jamaica Plain and now
listens to only the best of the best.
Some of his present hobbies include foot-boarding, dizzy-dueling, and
getting pumped (which, mind you, involves no illegal or legal drugs, but
rather the correct state of mind). Joseph is not incompetent; he is simply
incapable of remembering significant amounts of information (which lead to
the tardy completion of this bio.)
Because of this, Jacob has informed him that "the dude's gettin mad,"
and that "its not fair to keep him waitin." Thus, Joseph would like to
apologize to "the dude" for his procrastination and to you for the hastiness
of this bio.
