A � no. I called it that to confuse and bug you. It is actually all very factual
Q � is Rachelle or Byron really a cheese?
A � yes, and Rachelle tastes quite better than Byron does. Looks better too.
Q � What is cheese made of?
A � Well, children, cheese is made of the blood of small animals. Have you ever been to the pound? Well, what happens is when none of the animals there get taken home, they club the animals and drain their bodies of all their blood and pour it into little circles and squares and Kraft buys them and sells them to us. Cheese is fun.
Q � How can you tell when your baby is ripe enough to eat?
A � that, my friends, if a good question. You see, a baby is good enough to eat when doctors begin to call it a Fetus. Fetus means �yummy� in Latin. From the start of the fetal phase all the way to the Part where the baby is born, it is good to eat. After it is born, it begins to get smelly and oblong shaped. They are only good for about a month or so after that. If the baby is any older than a month old, throw it away.
Q � Is President Bush really a cheese? I really like him, and I hope he�s not.
A � I hope you die. And yes, he�s a cheese stick.
Q � Do people really ask you these questions?
A � Yes and no. I asked them. No one else has. But I�m bored. Don�t ask me questions like that. Next question.
Q � Do we really have better cheese than the French people do?
A � Yes. Americans invented cheese and we are so good the only one we make originally is American Cheese and Velveta. We have perfected the art of Cheese Making, since we invented it and all.
no..not your lunch