Meanwhile back at the cannibis plant Eleven and his goat wearing latex corsets with latex pantyhose drinking pickle juice smoked the plant and wondered why his fur hole was so furry. Then they both visited Sabbaths house where they watched the three stooges and each other as Eleven called some hoes to come over and get busy on their project. My balls itched, so I rubbed baby oil on them then powdered them with very rare Columbian cocaine, which numbed my nuts to the point the hoes started sniffin� my numbnuts. Disgruntled Sabbath got on his Harley with pink handlebars and purple rims when he hit a big pile of tiny rhinoceros� that exploded, becoming the wrath of the neighborhood. Smelled just like fried beaver hair with Swiss cheese. All at once There was a one legged man who liked to kick people with his magical shoes. (I mean shoe) The shoes contained some deep-fried porpoises and goat cheese. Hairy goat cheese with extra maggots, which boared up his constipated colon was rather large for his age� 69. All at once was not enough. (?) Suddenly, a time machine sporting twin .50cals started shooting at three bad kitty cats who thought that they could conquer. (The world?) And yes they had nasty nugs to play with three bad kitties frolicking naked through the super Wal-Mart attacking old ladies. Then Big Bertha, the fat mutha, lifted her foot and crushed the three frolicking kitties. When suddenly, there was a group of three galloping gay vampires. [ARC]Predators nads are looking awfully blue because the poodle was dry humping DBCooper chainsaw style without any protection except bio rifle and his dog walker Elvis A. Presley and Jimmy D. Hat suddenly started to attack Borg�s poodle. The brave poodle humps their legs fending them off but they like hairy legs best so Borg shaves his legs daily. Alex�s BIG GUN was shaved bald after waxing he ate some cheesypoofs.
(Yummy Poofs Yummy!) Donki is gay. Donki�s Uber-Gay. Likes donkey style best with Omar on bottom. They also play pin the tail on the Donki. Ouch that hurt. My hung nads are huge and hang kinda low dragging the floor making them red raw! Red raw nads! Borg�s plan was simple yet effective. He said to (Omar crawls away) �super glue his nads to Donki�s forehead. It looked kind of like coconuts. Except not big. Miniscule Rochester coconuts. Donki sniffed the putrid smell of Omar�s super glued nut sack. (Ooooooh-ooooooh the smell) As he faints in cow dung, Borg�s coconut�s exploded into little pieces, which flew everywhere. Even into DBCoopers glass of milk. Causing him to spew all over. What a mess these nad nuggets are making. (Uhh�) Eew. Even in my little shriveled up inflatable party doll. �I love here.� He proudly proclaimed. �I have wood.� He proudly displayed. Wood-n-plastic forever. What the f*ck. Just bit maNads and felt good. So good in fact that Cleve decided to use pliers to twease Martha Stewart. Damn she�s hairy.
Suddenly, Everybody dies from Omar�s smelly fannywampus, which generates a tremendous amount of noxious fumes that rose above the earth and ignited with the sunshine that makes planet [ARC] a dangerous place to be. The world exploded to be reborn as Donki world. My balls itch from the toxic banana juice potion that left me delirious with pleasure. Meanwhile, back at the playboy ranch Borg�s poodle humps Christina Applegate in between her large 300-pound bodyguards. Inverted nipples when Christina screamed loudly that her penial was senile. Meanwhile, in Canada, Tab hunts komodo-dragons. Strange aliens appear oddly resembling Dbcooper and swallowed him. Their stomachs churned before puking him onto Borg�s poodle. The poodle retaliated with ninja speed biting their nads. The aliens ran wearing pink leotards with yellow tutu borrowed puffing a cigar full of sticky you know what, no I don�t, yes you do. Insane laughter erupted. �Munchies!!!� They screamed. The Munchies came and kicked Fannywampus� ass. Omar died choking on ding-dongs and white castle hamburgers a.k.a. cornhole torpedoes. Death by Munchies, cornholios, ding-dongs, haggis and shortbread�whisky. Then they vomited ding-dong cream everywhere. Looks much like creamofsomeyoungguy chinese delicacy. Then aliens voyaged to the [UNR] forum, spammed it all w/ VH1�s. I love the seventies. Boy george special. Causing turmoil within Georgie boy�s nutsack the nutsack landed Portland or rose festival. It got stuck in ClevenDOH�s nose. He quickly expels and inhales it through a straw. �Tastes like chicken with stale fromunda.� The nutsack melted in his mouth. Mmmmm� salty nuts. Down Cleve�s throat. He died suddenly. The nutsack evolved into a hairy into a hairy Italian woman, Carmella, George W. look-a-like. Carmella became President ruling vagina world feverishly. The shaved world was populated by many different tongues. Tongues with forks. Carmella decided to begin to breed rare tropical fish, then eat them with her ass. This fish really emitted foul odors that corroded the white house and the fools inside. She moved to the window smelling some funky shit that Borg�s poodle thought was perfume. The poodle fainted and woke up in DukeNukems bed with a sore eye socket and real clammy testicles. The poodles pregnant. The puppy was ugly as sin but played pool with stylish grace. The puppy used his manhood as a cue. Busting balls about with a powerful pelvic thrust shot spreading balls everywhere. "Nice cock shot�. His manhood wins a free neutering. The local vet took running bets if a chainsaw could possibly cut the coconuts off from Borg�s poodle. The poodle died and Borg humped his own leg with Eleven�s homebrewed body butter, which smelled just like moldy green cheese and some funky corned beef hash. Should be used for his goiter. Meanwhile back in sasquatch country a fluorescent fuchsia turtle used his magical turtle powers to become a rock star. Performing concerts for Predator and spe-ed because they need to feel the to feel the ass itch cream all over their raspberry flavored balls. Suddenly three trolls climbed aboard their pimped out golf carts casting spells on every clan out with a need to get infamous and disgustingly rich slowly they drove to a crack house to get some play all night, and play they did with 8balls until they were sore. Sticks swelled scarlet with festering wounds oozing all over the Lada's backseat while clutching my stomach and then my nuts popped like buttered popcorn all up in hilly's hiding spot. omg she muttered, That feels Gooood. Hard and large! solid and strong!!! Suddenly she gasped, then she farted In Elevens face. Poodle of Borg�s took a whiff. UM UM good! is that kipper na just a dinner for two. What's for desert? Sweet Kitty Pie topped with whipped cream and big nuts smothered with creamy trouser snake sauce dribbled down her beautiful bountiful bodacious voluptuous sculptural melons and then onto a meatball that looked at her and sang out loud, �come to me.� I'm gonna eat some cherry pie while you sit and play spoons. Painful yet pleasurable, on my face while singing to a Bros album. Suddenly, she became� STOP! WHO FARTED? �the stinky poodle and then she licked herself to the point of boldness and to a euphoric high then died. And that folks, is the way to Amarillo. End. Until the next nutter popped up screaming, �Cheeeesssyyyy Poooooofs� Ouch my ears. They are filled with someone's goo. I will get it out with A UT Redeemer or maybe a big shop vac. Then shoot it into my neighbor's butt, he's gay but his boyfriend will want to go to the store to get a pack of cigs for the rest of his time at the hospital, while removing all the goo from his bun hole. After that he squeaked when he blew his nose and found some unknown green goo on his lip and on his face, next to a huge mole with a big ugly black hair he noticed something big, fat and smelly, right between the crack of her ugly ass. Soon it came slowly oozing out of her smelly ass. There was so much splatter it was impressive because he didn't get it on the toilet seat.
The ooze caused the old lady to have a gargantuan pootie fart. (Pootie fart???)