I like snow. Snow is cool.
You can make snowballs out of it.
Unless it isn�t snowing, then you can make iceballs, sleetballs,
waterballs, mudballs, dirtballs, spitballs, and hairballs.
But those aren�t as good as snowballs, because snowballs are meant
to be thrown at other people.
Snow tastes good, and it can be other different colors like green
or blue or purple or red or pink or orange. It all depends on what
kind of kool-aid you put on it. If you don�t have any kool-aid,
you can make it yellow any time you want.
It�s also useful to cool yourself down. Just save them in your freezer.
Then, if it�s just one of those days when the sun comes
fifty hundred thousand miles closer to earth incinerating
everything in its path, while everyone else fries, you can just shove
a snowball down your pants and be perfectly safe and sound.
-Omar Fannywampus