I am at the store right now writing you because I have a problem.
I would have called you but I don�t know your phone number.
Which one should I get, Cheese wiz, or Easy cheese?
Cheese wiz on one hand has a good texture and tastes better.
On the other hand, Easy cheese comes in a handy aerosol can
with a fine tipped nozzle for accurate targeting of where you want it to go.
They both claim their, �The Cheesiest.� I can�t decide. I�ve already taken
twelve aspirin and I don't think it would be too healthy to take anymore.
Should I hire a lawyer or something? �Wait!
I�ll buy cheese wiz, and put it in an aerosol can!
Thanks Bob, you�ve been a lot of help!
Or should I buy Velveeta?
-Omar Fannywampus