sam calls kelly up on their tin can and string phones, this is the conversation they were found having:
sam: i know someones bday is comming up .. do u know?
kelly: nopeeee, dunno anybody
sam: oh .. ok . .then maybe i was thinkin the wrong month.. maybe its in may
hmmm.....
kelly: maybeee,justins is in may,[kelly's tt neighbor] maybe you are thinking about him
sam: yeah . .maybe .. but i doubt it ... i was thinking more like urs..
kelly: wowww
kelly: my bday is this month now isnt it
kelly: i totally forgot!
sam: OMG i do believe it is
kelly: i got sooooo caught up the the trailer trash festivities
sam: haha .. huh?
kelly: i dunno... lol
sam: now considering its ur bday u can throw a family bday party/singles party..
kelly: haha wowww
kelly: i never thought of that
sam: yeah .. well i need to find myself a real women... ya know how i perfer thoes inbread women
kelly: of course
kelly: i will try to hook u up with your sister/cousin/aunt lady
kelly: yanno
kelly: the one you think is real hot
kelly: the one with the mustasche
sam: i really hope she has it trimed into a go-tee.... i think that looks the sexyest on her
kelly: no doubtttt
sam: im getting all nice and horny just thinking about it.. yummmmmmmmy
kelly: oOo
kelly: haha
kelly: my hottie of a man's
kelly: boobies are growing bigger than mine
sam: wow.. thats teriffic.... i heard thats what thewater does to ya da at the court
kelly: yep yep
sam: im outta here.. if i get surrounded by anymore jock boys im gonna get the strange urge to run to GAP and/or American Eagle and *buy something
*[ttt's definition of 'buy'= 5 finger discount]