today Sam met up with her friend kelly at trailer #4. We realize sam and kelly scraped up enough food stamps to trade the people in trailer #13 for their o-town tickets. we caught them having this conversation:
sam: I AM THE NUMBER ONE FAN >> NOT UUU
kelly: oh yeah?????
kelly: well i have the cd
kelly: so hahhh
sam: oh yeah
sam: so what
kelly: blah
kelly: i have the tickets
kelly: but im the one who got them
kelly: and i dont have to take u
kelly: miss #1 fan
kelly: how u gonna go then?????
kelly: huh
kelly: huh
kelly: huh
sam: dont make me come over theere and kick ur tp white ass
kelly: haha
kelly: tp?
kelly: lol
kelly: go ahead
kelly: and yanno what
sam: cause ill blow holes in ur houses wheeles
kelly: you think trevor is all in love with u
kelly: well guess what missy
kelly: i slept with him lastnight
kelly: wanna take this on springer
kelly: ahhhhh
sam: IM PREGNATE WITH ERIKS BABY BITCHHHHHHH
kelly: u wouldnt touch my wheeels
sam: oh yeah i would
kelly: *hits you with chair*
sam: *rips ur shirt off*
kelly: erik wouldnt sleep w/ u
kelly: u tt hooker
sam: well he already did
kelly: u cant even remember his name
sam: oh yeah well i was screaming it that nite sweety
kelly: mhmm
kelly: wait till erik finds out u r only sleeping with him for his sister
sam: *pulls ur hair but its too greesy to hold on to*
kelly: hahahah
sam: lol.. have u ever heard of THREE SOMES!!!
kelly: i couldnt believe u get one person in bed with your smelly ass, let alone two
sam: my tralier was a rockin...
sam: gas masks...
sam: alteast i dont have CRABS
sam: !!!!
sam: skank
kelly: scuse meeeeee?
sam: oh yeah u heard me
sam: skank
kelly: i'd rather have crabs than, than..........
kelly: whatever the hell you call what u have
sam: maybe if u clean ur ears of cum u would hear me better
sam: cureable
sam: thats what i call it
kelly: im saving it for later
kelly: yum yum
sam: lol
sam: yeah food for ur fifteen kids all with different father/brother/uncles/cousins
kelly: well its better than a sheep
kelly: but i guess after you get used to something u ccant stop
kelly: is that right sam?
sam: y u asking me?? u already know that answer cuase we all know ur my sister/mother/aunt/cousin/niece
kelly: u just want to be
sam: huh??
kelly: that way u could screw my sister/mother/aunt/cousin/niece/brother/uncle/dad
kelly: i dont know
sam: lol...
kelly: i got lost at the goat thing
kelly: anyhow...
sam: lol.
sam: did ya add anythign new to ur page today?
[we are not by any means making fun of people who live in trailers =o) ty.]
