B-Smak immediately started folding the sheet of paper, always folding the fold that traversed the entire page inward. He announced after 30 seconds that our destination was probably the Oakland Zoo, but he wasn't sure, since we missed a clue. Game Control confirmed, and after some cat-and-mouse car tactics, we both rushed off towards the freeway.
Here's what the paper looks like after it's all folded:
Incidentally, the back of the folded paper reads OT-H-ER-S-I-DE with an X in the middle.