East Coast Punks: Philosophies

PHILOSOPHIES

Taoish- Shit Happens
Confucuanism- Confucious Say Shit Happens
Buddhism- Shit Happening Is An Illusion
Islam- Shit Happening Is The Will Of Allah
Zen- What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Hinduism- This Shit Has Happened Before
Catholicism- If Shit Happens You Deserve It
Judaism- Why Does Shit Always Happen To Us?
Calvinism- Shit Happens Because You Don't Work Hard Enough
Christain Science- If Shit Happens Pray And It Will Go Away
Protestantism- Let Shit Happen To Someone Else
Athiesm- Shit Happens For No Reason
Agnosticism- Maybe Shit Happens, Maybe It Doesn't
Hare Krishna- Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Shit Happens
Stocism- If Shit Happens I Can Take It
Jahovah's Witness- Let Us In And We'll Tell You Why Shit Happens
Rastafarianism- Let's Smoke This Shit And See What Happens
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