East Coast Punks: Kermit And Big Bird Get Stoned
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KERMIT: Hello Kermit the frog hereAnd Welcome To Sesamia Street.
(bong bubbling)
KERMIT: I'd Like To Tell You What Today's Letter Is, But I Am Really F*cked Up. Hey
Big Bird Do You Know What Today's Letter Is?
BIG BIRD: Sure Kermit, Today's Letter Is....'Joint'!
KERMIT: Uh, Big Bird, 'Joint' Is Not A Letter. It Is A Word.
(bong bubbling)
BIG BIRD: Sorry Kids, Today's Letter Is 'Three'!
KERMIT: Uh, Big Bird, 'Three' Is A Number.
(bong bubbling)
BIG BIRD: Exactly! The Number 'Three' Which Is How Many Joints I've Smoked Today!
Uh...Kermit, Are You With Me?
KERMIT: Mmm....God I'm Stoned!
BIG BIRD: Me Too!
(both laughing)
ELMO: Guys, Guys, Show Go On! Come On!
KERMIT: Thank You Elmo. How About We Say Our ABC's Big Bird?
(bong bubbling)
BIG BIRD: O-K!
BOTH: A-B-C-D-E-F-R-G-Q-K-C-R-F-C....
BIG BIRD: I Forgot What We Were Doing Krammit!
KERMIT: Did You Just Call Me Krammit?
BIG BIRD: Yes I Did!
KERMIT: Krammit The Frog Here!
(bong bubbling)
KERMIT: Ok, Ok, That's All The Time We Have For Today. Goodbye Kids.
Today's Show Was Brought To You By The Letter...Ummm....
BIG BIRD: Bong!
KERMIT: And The Number...
BIG BIRD: God You're Messed Up!
KERMIT: F*ck You! The Number F*ck You!
(bong bubbling)
KERMIT: Bye Bye
BIG BIRD: Bye Bye Kids
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