East Coast Punks: Funny Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES
"F*CK RECORD LABELS!!!" - Lars Fredericksen
"Go Lars With His Magical Middle Finger!" - Glitter Punk
"Damn Dryer Gremlins Stealing My Socks!" - Chick Vicious
"My Lip Ring Is Yummy!" - Chick Vicious
"Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!" - Nicole (about the teenie behind Sick Girl)
"Tony's a rainbow man!" - Punk Girl
"Anyways I'm out like crack at Aaron Bravo's house!" - Emo Chik
"Oy! How Do You Spell Holiday?" - Sid Vicious
"S-H-I-T" - Johnny Rotten
"Dear Mum, Having A Lovely... *laughs* Ya C*nt!" - Sid Vicious
"I like to go to shopping malls and harrass people, hit my head on the
wall, vandalize things, break the law...I like to rip tags off matresses!" - Benji
"Me Fail English? That Unpossible!"- Benji
"Word To Your Mother!"- Benji
"I'm A Man...An International Man Of Mystery,
I Have Many Talents. I Can Juggle!" - Benji
"My Children You Have Failed Me Greatly!" - Benji
"Skate Or Die!" - Benji
"A Wiseman Once Said: The Only Good Clown Is A
Dead Clown!" - Benji
"I've drank a few beers in my day. Australia where beer flows like
wine and the women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrono!" - Benji
"I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like "dude, dude, I told you not
to wear them...dude, dude, I told you not to wear my socks, dude! you
know that I like my socks! Benj, dude, are those my boxers too?'...
we're in the studio, what should we do?, it's like a really important
song, really important part...what do you think we should do?...'I
don't care...are those my boxers? dude!?!?" - Benji
"Good evening boys and girls welcome to the Nutcracker, this is Rob Tim.
I will crack your nuts, I'm going to teach you all a little lesson
about life the Rob Tim way." - Benji
"I'm agoraphobic...I just want someone to love me." - Benji
"I'm gonna go.. walk into.. traffic." - Benji
"One egg, One sperm, Two babies." -Benji
"OH Edgefest 2, how i love thee..." - Joel
"With your poo poo and your pee pee!" - Benji
"I Drank Piss!" - Benji
"That's Right! He Drank Urine! Pee Pee Water!! Fluid Waste!!" - Joel
"Ladies And Gentlemen, I Am An Idiot!" - Benji
"The Reincarnate Of The Fluids He Once Drank!!" - Joel
"I Put On Pretty Good Sock Puppet Shows And
I Can Mime!" - Joel
"I Myself Am A Chicken, So I Feel Like I Relate
To That Guy." - Joel
"Try The Veal, It's Delicious!" - Joel
"I Used To Play Powderpuff Football With All
The Girls In The Neighborhood." - Joel
"You Couldn't Fight Your Way Out Of A Wet
Paper Bag!" - Joel
"Yes, I am pimpin' this coat, thank you very much." - Joel
"I'll lick your balls! It's only gay if you swallow." - Joel
"You don't mean anything to me...your mom does though!" - Joel
"Billy drives like an old grandma." - Paul
"Your Mom!" - Paul
"Someone should just grab my ass" - Paul
"There will be no ass signing tonight, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.." - Billy
"I'm scared of cops." - Billy
"that was awesome, just keep doing your thing and I'm gonna f*ck you hard tonight!" - dude from Simple Plan to Joel
"I would be the special sauce, and I think you guys know why." -Jeremiah
"I'm a ninja of the masturbatory arts." -Tom Delonge
"You Are Only Young Once, But You Can Be
Immature Forever!" - Daniel Johns
Ben's been to jail. Ben went to Jail for illegal pornography
in a barn!"- Daniel Johns
"We smoke for hours!" - Daniel Johns
"I spent days and nights in my bedroom trying to write the perfect
song yo f*ck you to!" - Tony (Mest)
"With The Top Down Seat Back F*ckin' In My Cadillac!"- Tony (Mest)
"F*ck the cops and f*ck their wives!" - Tony (Mest)
"F*ck Osama and f*ck his wife!" - Tony (Mest)
"Has Your Prince Charming Turned Out To Be A Tood?"- Miss Cleo
"Let's Goto My House, I Have Some Balloons!"- Ana (Mr. Rogers Neighborhood)
"It Gives Us Wood"- Curtis (Barney)
"People Everywhere Could Use Lots Of Wood"- Barney
"N'Sync Have Recently Shot A Safe Sex Ad. During The Ad They Confirmed That They Always Wear Condoms When Having Sex With The Backstreet Boys."- Conan O'Brian
"Attention K-Mart Shoppers- There's A Blue Light Special In The Jock Strap Department!"- Beavis
"Testes, Testes, One, Two... Uhh... Three"- Butthead
"Fallon Equals Peanut Butter, I Eat It With Everything!"- Fallon Bowan
"Mercedes Is A Wicked Tumbler!" - Fallon Bowman
"This Is A Farce! All I Wanted Was To Do Was Sacrifice Somebody And Drink Their Blood In The Middle And I'm Not Even Allowed To Go In There!"- Morgan Lander
"Do You Wanna Goto The Donkey Show? You Can
See A Donkey Have Sex With A Woman! Wanna Goto
The Donkey Show?" - Morgan Lander
"Not Only Is It Chicks But It's Chicks With The Bread
Dicks!" - Morgan Lander
"I Had A Dream About Me Shop-Lifting!" - Talena Atfield
"I Don't Wanna Die! Not Yet! AAAAGGGGHHHH..."- Talena Atfield
"Can I Moon The Camera?"- Mercedes Lander
"Eat Some Pound Cake! Eat Some Pound Cake! Eat
Some Pound Cake!" - Mercedes Lander
"I Told You Not To Mention Our Secret
Transvestite Parties!" - Brian Molko
"John And Yoko Actually Did It On This!" - Deryck
"But Hippie Style Did It So It's Boring!" - Stevo
"We're Not Good Kids, We're Bad Kids!" - Stevo
"We Wanna Be Rebelious And Skrew Your Parents. Well
Not Literally, Unless You Got One Of Those Hot Couger
Mammas!" - Stevo
"We're From Canada, Anyone Wanna Fight?" - Stevo
"I Don't Have Any Low Points, So I Guess It's Around The
Corner. Thanks For Bringing That Up, I Have Something
To Look Forward To!" - Stevo
"Polka Is So Underrated. I Actually Wanted To Start My Own
Polka Punk Rock Band, Polka Your Eyes Out. That's Actually
One Of The Songs." - Stevo
"If I Heard A Cackling, I Would Have Shit In My Pants!"
- Mike (Blair Witch Project)
"Let's Hear It For The Underwear Model Out There!" - Joe Haun
"I Think I Have Your Hangover Carson! You Wanna Share It
With Me?" - Chester Bennington
"The Problem This Time Is We Were Working With A Real Jerk
Of A Director...His Name Is Mr. Haun! He's Basicly A Big
Slave Driver!" - Brad Delson
"I Have A Toothbrush. My Toothbrush Is Sexy!" - Mike Shinoda
"The Thing I Found Out Today Is That Michael Jackson Does Wear
Weird Outfits But He Doesn't Like To Film Them, Which Is Smart
Because You Don't Know He Wears Them Until You Goto The Show.
Brilliant! Way To Go M.J.!" - Phoenix
"As You Might Have Noticed, Mr. Delson Has Broken His Foot!" - Mike Shinoda
"Yeah I Kicked His Ass!!! oahahahaha!" - Chester Bennington
"Don't Get Hot And Flustered, Use A Bit Of Mustard!" - Dr. Frank
N. Furter
"It Makes Me Feel Kinda Funny Like When We Used To Climb
The Ropes In Gym Class!" - Garth (Wayne's World)
"Pardon Me But Do You Have Any Gray Poupon?" - Wayne (Wayne's
World)